₦airaland Forum

Emyzoloye5:
alaye I didn't do secondary school shit ok!!!!

Catch them young.!

Emyzoloye5:
recommend them to me plz ...


maybe that's my calling (winning soul's of the lost sheep's back to the natural track)

Go to girls schools.. You'll see them yakpa.

Awon converters up there.. Make una kuku open work shop then do commercials na.
I'm just wondering why your lots have not been able to convert bi-girls.. They chop the d...k and still go back to eating pu...sy

Afromentalist:
That prayer may even destroy you first. You think becauseypu are praying naked you are necessarily right in the eyes of the divine? They are both wrong in this case.

I never stated being naked. But e be like say this my comment dey pepper nairaland yeye men.

Lol.. I bin wan waka pass.. But then i said no!.
Op please send me her contact, let me talk to her.. I was once a lesbian but now i'm not anymore.
Let me meet up with her, after i'm done with her, she would never be a lesbian anymore.. Just drop her contact details on a dead thread. Lol! Na she go love u tire.. Hehe!

to me keh? Me how?
I said oh!
If i say the guy would not see SHI SHI! i mean shingbai! E no go see.. tell the girl, not me.

tiswell:
this format no dey work, if the guy nack am jazz e go enter weh weh.






let her return the phone or pay him

The guy would do no shit! No be everybody get mind to knack jazz!
If i'm that girl. I'll get him to re-make those threats while recording.. I'll take his pictures and tell him that twitter, instablog, gistreel, nairaland, facebook, linda ikeji, my workplace, and street, my family, his family, his workplace and church, would be updated and i'll still go and make a formal report at the station, stating that if anything should happen to me.. He would be held responsible. Trust my family.. If i disappear, He will too.!

StreetFight:
If your midnight prayers have been answered over these years, then you will not be typing this type of nonsense because even Dangote and Otedola no pray reach you poor church rat.

Bro! Chill! And stop feeling uneccesarily pained! I know not the life of dangote and otedola.. But my point is this.
Except i willingly return back a gift, no IDIOT Can manipulate or threaten me to return back a gift bro.. You gat that??

chubby98:
She won't ask God to judge righteously because of her guilty conscience. Agreed, she made the necessary clarification to the guy before receiving the gift but, she certainly knew what his intention was.
She can only win that case in court of law unfortunately, the guy isn't going that path.

In other words. You as a guy.. Has NEVER And would NEVER Give a gift to the opposite s€x without sexual gratifications.. Am i right??

LINTUNE:
can u date a dickless guy?..ur response to this question will make me agree or disagree with u....and once again, nothing will happen to any guy, simply because he jilted u,and u swore naked for him..the universe doesn't work that way, God doesn't work that way...if it sure works , then it definitely will work for we men too, u girls , feel you have Monopoly over everything, sex , potent, favour from both universe and God, while we men have none?...every small thing, " I will swear for him naked in the night" , madam leave story, life is not Nollywood, if it works for you gals, then it works for we men too..

Lol. Yes i can date a dickless guy coz i'm already into women.. The dick is basically useless if i may say.
You think what happens in nollywood aren't inspired by true life stories and happenings, then you must be a visitor to this part of the planet.

mployer:
You go just lost and the story will end.
Nobody knows your whereabout, not even the guy.

Let the maga try me! A trial will convince him. The matter go casette.

insignegianniga:
Why not channel the prayer to your life so you can make money and stop having long throat on men's money

Lol. Long throat is if i beg u money.. But if i dey jejely and you offer me a 'no string attached money.. Who am i to say no biko nu?..

If Dangote still dey find money and if our ever greedy and rich politicians still dey collect from the masses.. Mbok who am i to avoid money? Expecially the fada xmas own?

obstead200:
at the bolded......I don't believe in charms, but some people are very dangerous. Most times, it is not really about the money but about the bursted ego. Men don't like being played for a fool. It is not good for their ego. And in an effort to regain Thier lost pride, they can do horrible things to you.
The fact that u escaped the first time is no guarantee that u will be lucky next time

lol. You touch sand, i pack sand.. You blow breeze, i call wind.. Wind is my friend..
If a man tries to lure me into his dirty intention by using bait.. I take the bait but still don't succumb.. Now he feels hurt and wants to retrieve the bait.. Hehe!! He'll knw that Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

LINTUNE:
y do u gals feel, swearing in the midnight while naked, is only potent for u guys, why do u even think the universe or heavens can shake for your sakes, simply cos u a woman..my dear open ur fucking eyes, this is not nollywood...if u like go to the moon , naked a d swear from now till eternity, nothing will happen... believing as a woman, those ppl ought to give them those things, just like that, nothing goes for nothing in life..

bro! Na long story. Let an idiot give me a gift on a 'no string attached' condition and then later try to manipulate and threaten me.. I'll show him that 'NO SHIT WILL HAPPEN'. I Did it before.. And i'll do it again!.
once again.. Your response has justified The self entitled mentality of Nigerian girls who believe once they give s£x, money should follow.. As there is nothing like free sex. Afterall.. Like you stated earlier.. 'NOTHING GOES FOR NOTHING'.

insignegianniga:
Why haven't you said tnis prayer on your family so you guys can escape poverty

Because it doesn't work that way. But why not send me like 50k and expect something your grandma cannot give u, then try coming to get the money through blackmail, make we see whether the prayer no go work ni?

Moral of the story! -
1) Never ever collect anything even if it's a lift from an average Nigerian Man, because they are just a replica of a typical Nigerian politician.

2.) Never take Nigerian men for their word. Infact whenever they something, just understand it as the opposite in meaning.

Op if na me eh! Shingbai!! The maga for no smell. Make him do him worse!.
I'll go down on my knees in the mid night after taking my bath with warm water and say a simple prayer saying " dear father in heaven, i hand over this case to you to judge righteously!.. If i ever collected the money gift knowing and aggreeing to any ungodly intention and then acting like i'm innocent, then let my life speak nemesis upon nemesis. But if i'm innocent then let (his name) fire consume him and his evil intentions. Then enter house go sleep because the bagger can do no sh*t.!!
If i jam that kind father xmas, e for don be for the idiot.

Op.. If your girl had a fling few months before you guys met and she discovered that she was pregnant.. And now the flinging guy is calling up and down.. Just be honest.. Will you accept and keep up with her abi you go wakka pass?
Even when you know she loves you very much!

Bampeh:
She will not be disciplined for having sex with the inmate. She will be disciplined for breaking the law and ethics guiding warders in that particular prison.



Sex destroying people since the days of Adam and Eve







bampeh isn't bothered

Bampeh ma niqqah!

Bampeh:
Kanye understand business. This was the same person 50cent mocked at the earlier stage of his career that he can never be as rich as him.

Kanye used fame to make money unlike our Nigerian musicians that uses fame to intimidate and to produce children.










bampeh will use his strategies

Powerfly likes Bampeh's style.

Ain't they cute?

Bumboi:
Hey, I stumbled on your thread while night crawling as well
I'm in Calabar too.

where in Calabar?

Mikester:
[color=navy] Then the future is full of shit [/color]

You mean the kinda 'shit' you use to like.. Deal with it brotherman!

The future is truely FEMININE.

chatinent:
You disgust me.
Have a nice decade.

Lol. That was me being sacarstic. If you don't get that.. Your cup of agbo!

HellVictorinho:
Don't you stand upright?
Aren't you homo sapiens?

I'm not just an homo sapien because i stand upright, i'm an homo sapien because i can think and reason.

MejiLoyon:
The place wey shit dey come from na him these ones dey nack.
Legendary yansh busters.
When punna never finish.
Sweet soft punna
Punna wey get oil
Wey get fat
Wey dey bounce
When if you insert Sim the wey E go take grab the Kini.
The sound when you dey fire and breeze enter inside the punna you come launch your preeq inside with full force that sound fraaaaaaaa, go still ginger you to fire more.
The twist and turns when the thing don enter brain. The ye ye ye ye ye ye please ye ye ye ye ahhh yes ye ye ye from hanty when your gotv connect, na him these ones leave go dey fire bone yansh.

They need deliverance, all of them gays.

Guys ass are tighter, and who told you that guys don't moan?
Guys be like.. Ahhhrr! Arrhhh! Harder man!
Oh shit!! Damn nigga! You're a real nigga!!.
lol.

Can i get a good phone for 30k.? Dnt even offer me infinix smart bullshit.

HellVictorinho:
The thinking man stands upright.

Homo habilis - the ape man. Homo erectus - the standing upright man. Homo sapien - the thinking man.

HellVictorinho:
These should not be classified as homo sapiens.
They should be called homo habilis.
There should be more to being homo sapiens than standing upright.

Homo sapiens are actually the thinking man. Standing upright man is the homo erectus.

Kriss216:
I don't entertain rudeness, especially from a vagina citizen.

You still need vagina people to cool your temper. If you dnt like it, then go find peace in the STRROONG Ass of your fellow redpilled-Alpha male.