₦airaland Forum

Goodlady:
It shows how your mom is

It applies only to your generation 😎

Developers

You will also be remembered as the worst performing governor ever in Nigeria.

Count the number of past presidents we have had and compare with the total number of past governors in the whole of Nigeria.

Shame no the catch Ortom the fool

Just spread your legs for some few oga at the top and your situation is solved.😎

Nothing kpekus cannot do 😎

Ask Siofra , JennyClay and GoodLady

Shalommy:
Na you be this? Chaii..

Am i not your goat again!?😎

siofra:
So, I told my parents I don't want to get married. I do not recommend telling your Nigerian parents you don't want to get married😹

My mom put her hand on her head and looked at me with pity lol. She said I don't have a goal in life, she said I'm empty.

My father was even more dramatic. He started praying o. He told me to kneel down and starting casting and binding all the evil spirits and his village people.

Ngl, it was hilarious. It's not like I don't want to get married though, I just wanted to see their reactions.

But why can't parents accept that not everyone wants to follow the way they did things? That I don't want a husband doesn't mean something is wrong with me and I won't be lonely because I plan on having 29 cats, a dozen goats and scores of chickens.

We know a husband will hinder your hookup life.

We are with you,
We Understand.

Shalommy:
. Ok, wanna lick my asshole?

I will send an Ekuke to be licking and flapping its tongue on your kpekus and clitoris 😎

Shalommy:
Ok, come and kiss my ass, Dickhead.

My sexy wall lizard😘

Where is your gay boy called fman? 😂

Shalommy:
Idio..t!

I can see you are currently on your period 😎

Shalommy:
Amos goaty. Chaii

Is where you stay conducive for me to come over?

Or rather you come to my place.😎


I will take PEP after. 😤

Shalommy:
But i'm not a hegoaty. Chaii...

How is Amos the Goat?


Hope he has not been savaging you kpekus while i was away?😡


I need to buy disinfectant, water based lubricant, take PrEP and call you to come over.😎

Shalommy:
I will marry one soon.

Marry me.😍🥰😘


I will enjoy lizard style during the term of our marriage until you die. Then I will look for another sexy wall lizard to marry.

I love you my sexy wall lizard😎

Shalommy:
You wanna sniff my pant? Oh what a rapist! Chaii..

Na to off your pant troway, using disinfectant wash the V hole. Then drill am while you give me lizard style till i pour quality cream inside that your place.

I will reserve some for your mouth. I no go fear because lizard no get teeth 😎

My Sexy Wall Lizard🥰😍😘

Goodlady:
Eat breakfast

See that your soft looking breast baa.

It will be nice to squeeze it till it becomes flaccid.

Pull up you dress, yank off your panties, put you on the ground, part your legs and do the needful.

Your kpekus will not remain the same.

You should stop using vibrators

Goodlady:
Receive healings

By the time i service your kpekus, your life will never remain the same.

Make sure you wash it very well though.
I don't like stench😎

Siofra and Jennyclay please be hospitable with your kpekus when he comes😎

Shalommy:
Op, you're in trouble. Snakes are ready for revenge. U better appease them or face ur doom.

Are you talking on behalf of your gender?


My sexy wall lizard 🥹

So hilda did not change her panties for 4 days!!!

Gloryhomemaker when are you going to break hildas' record


I love women who cook, cause i like like to keep my belly full and empty the content of my balls in them to show appreciation 😎

AderonkeOlaniyi:
APC and northern scam

Her kpekus suffered boko haram drilling for nine years. Damn!!!

There is nothing the vagina cannot endure.

Ireportlive:


What of highest number of cocaine swallowed by a person


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Developers

What she needs now is quality victory sex😎


I wish i was that guy to grant her that😎😎😎

I would fvck her stress away😎😎😎😎😎

The same way you are able to sleep and snore at night😎

Foodqueen:
Why the unclothedness.

I will love to fvck it

SHIVA001:
I just finish checking her pictures make I no lie, the babe set, no be only you go chop her, me self if u get my way I go chop hilda bassy and calabar babe Dey sabi nack no wonder sanwonolu show her support

You seem to be like me.

I love beautiful babes, love to keep my belly full and my balls empty too

World War III about to start on Nairaland

I thought WWIII will start because of the Russian Ukraine conflict but I was wrong.



Penaldo fans please fire the first nuclear weapon

Hookup gone wrong.

That's all i have to say

gentility411:
Kai.............bad advice, from a bahd guy!!!!!!!!

I didn't say No time

thesilentman:
I just added another housewife to my conquest list yesterday.
The fallen woman whom we both formerly bore grudges against each other since we made acquaintance had this to say afterwards:that the more we kept grudges and quarelled,the more she got sexually attracted to me,so much that anytime her husband mounted her,she wished i was the one and she even accidentally uttered my name in bed once.This woman confessed to me that her cunt dripped each time our paths crossed and i cut her dead,ignoring her like she never existed.she said she likes me for being unapologetic self-willed.
I wonder how true that sounds.
HAS anyone felt that way before with someone they are beefing?

Only Rape fantasy 😖😖

Hmmmmn.

Siofra and Jennyclay.

We know you have SQ that only apply to your **** ** customers that pay well

AQ mbah!

EQ mbah!!

IQ mbah!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

iHateFraudsters:
You can turn to a vibrator.

You can become a sanitary pad.

You can become a tampon.

I mean, there are many ways to "get between her pants"

Idan himself🤣

gentility411:
As stated above, I want to ask, hw do u get in between d pants of a lady you are crushing on and that meets ur spec?
Seriously, my love and sex life have not been a very successful one, tanx to Naija Ladies. I love women so much, but getting laid with women is very difficult for me as passing an engineering 4 units course.
I can engage women successfully in a conversation, but d aspect of sex with them is so hard, for me, ocassioned by countless rejections and insults.
D masters in the game, pls teach ur boy hiw to play and win the game.
Matured comments only

Don't Rape Her.