₦airaland Forum

Hezmatosky:
Your problems n this country is that you don't travel. A typical Yoruba man living in Iyanapaja can leave all his life not knowing Surulere talk more of traveling out of the State. Travel and see for yourself local man. At least in all these states you're mentioning, you can sleep with your doors and windows wide open. But in your glorified Lagos, mosquitoes, rats, cockroaches are your closest neighbors

For joke on a Monday morning text HEZMATOSKY to 419 on any network.

If only Obi Cubana and His Chief Priest could read your comment to know what they are missing by running down to Lagos

Iykenuwa:
You would have made so much sense if you didn’t bring tribe into it.


If you guys keep portraying PO as an Igbo candidate, I can guarantee you he will never win an election in this country.

Edos, Deltans, Yoruba, Hausa’s Tivs etc all supported and voted him, yet every single day, you clowns keep painting him as an ethnic candidate.

There are Igbos that voted and supported Tinubu and Buhari, but you guys don’t see that.

When will you guys ever learn?

He has always been an Igbo candidate. The wrapper has fallen off the product.

Skydivine:
The money for just 14 SUV is not up a quarter of what northern governors spend to send those imams and the wives to Haji.

Justification has started.

Let us know the cost of the Hajj and the cost of the SUVs.

Next is to tell us the prayers of the Reverend Fathers are more potent than that of the Imams.

Hypocritical clowns.

nedu666:
At least he gave them innoson vehicles as the first person to patronise innoson when he started. Obi did not stop there he gave level 17 vehicles, he gave school buses, civil servants buses all from innoson. So you and your reno can cry blood for all we care

And you forgot to add that Obi bought brooms from Innoson for sweeping of classrooms too.

How is this different from sending people to Saudi Arabia?

JaskanFactor:
dont know why drainage is being blamed when everybody can see 10 hour rainfall is unusual.
The oyinbo people like bill gates that want to reduce world population have turned weather into a weapon.
Its nothing to do with illegal structures, the weather is now a weapon being used to depopulate the world

So, Bill Gates manipulated the weather for a prolonged rainfall in your own view?

Soon, you will soon blame Bill Gates for a bread that gets burnt in the bakery.

The moment Minister of Power grants an interview, national grid collapses.

Power sector Mafia, I hail o.

They want to deny people who have Bsc in Law an opportunity to testify in church

It is not an easy job turning to an emergency Sunday school teacher on a Friday afternoon.

Good bless you Daddy.

Sheuns:
I talk of the state I am resident in and I have family members that got peanuts in the name of retirement benefits after working for 35 years.

Do the following:
1. Go and find out the difference between Pension and Gratuity.

2. Go and find out what determines what a worker gets in terms of benefits even after donkey years in service.

3. Go and find out the grade your relatives joined the civil service with and the grade the retired on.

4. Since you are obviously not from Lagos, go and find out the situation with retired workers in your own state.

5. Be bold to mention your own state for perspective reasons.

FatimaAbubakar:
Fake project. Many Ekiti youths are unemployed and idle. I stayed in Ado-Ekiti and Ikire-Ekiti. It was terrible.

On the thread about Ekiti IGR , you wailed.
On this one, you are already weeping.

Do you think you can ever be useful for yourself with this your new passion of wailing and crying over Ekiti issues?

January to June is gone. Come December when your mates are listing their achievement, I wonder what yours will be.

Sheuns:
lol. You paid 4bn naira to 2000 retires while you deputy used 2bn naira for office supplies in one year. Dey play.

In the same country a governor spent N2.3 billion to eat in 6 months!

Tjra:
The hypocrisy of you people ehn. Obidients ma pa mi na. Na Federal presence dey cause gully erosion?

When there is news of gully erosion in East. This is what you guys say; No Federal presence in East.

If this same news is about West, what you say is South West is a Wasteland. Lagos is a glorified slum.

If This same news is about North, what you say is their leaders eat the money and turn the residents to almajiri.

Same situation but different comment as long as it is not your region. The PitObi style.

Anyway, Hope Uzodinma of Imo is a performer just as Soludo of Anambra. He will fix this.

You sabi dem no be small.
They are the typical definition of hypocrisy.

From the word go, I know the fight between Wike and Kingibe is all because of the shameless former senator turned Wike errand boy who is desperate to go back to the Senate.

That is an average Nigerian politician for you. Take the feeding bottle away from them for a season and they will be gasping for breath.

sharpwriter:
UK or any oyinbo land ain't heaven or paradise. Experiences are relative, if you already in any part of oyinbo land, you may be lucky doesn't mean others are... Same for those in naija.

As for ruling in hell (Naija), maybe you should go advise all these elites, celebrities (wealthy ones) business in Lagos, PH, Abuja, Anambra etc. Make dem vacate the good lives they have here to be a commoner abroad where they will stand 8 to 12 hours at a stretch (and only 15/30 mins break) in certain jobs.

Reason I said he had neither. Even many people abroad doesn't know what it means to live big in Nigeria, it's when they get to the abroad, they will know it's overrated.

Traveling about is not in every man's blood, whether rich or poor. There will always be individual differences in life's choices even in matters as low as food, life no be do or die.

And no matter how naija cast reach or how people despise it reach with dem words, those who go stay go stay, without blinking an eyelid or racking their brains on it.

Indeed, you are a sharp writer.

Kudos.

CorrectionFLuid:
The comment above yours makes more sense than yours.

Thanks for the rating.
At least my comment made sense but only less below the fella.

However, I checked round and couldn't see where you made ANY sense at all.

You will do well to look into the mirror.

shortgun:
Tinubu is not only under pressure from South east Governors. International leaders are pressing his neck, all Nigerian law makers are in unity for Kanu's release and state Governors from other regions too. You will be dumb to think that instability from a particular region does not affect others.

Is it now that the neck pressing started?

We could remember vividly all your boasts about UN, ECOWAS, OAU, WHO , UK ,USA bringing in troops especially UK since he is their citizen.

What happened to the troops? Perhaps, they are busy helping Ukraine now?

Online, paper Tiger.

Kanu children have not seen their daddy for some time and your are making noise from a 2 by 2 shop.

rajiedreez:
What's Abaribe saying? How's the peaceful agitation highjacked? Didn't MNK call for the total destruction of the country himself? Didn't he tell his supporters to bare arms and kill governor's and others?

If you want to plead for him, do so without patronizing us or playing on our intelligence.

He turned it violent. No one highjacked anything from him

Abaribe has always been the hypocrite who always want to sound clever but usually clever by half. If there is anything he likes, it is coming in front of the camera pretending to be the voice of his imaginary voiceless. That is his antecedent.

tunjijones:
Now na plead, no be demand.

I thought Tinubu is not their president.

Person pass you, you say na by small.
Shey dem dey sell " small " for market ni?

The child you refuse to train will eventually be your nemesis.

I am surprised the idiots that are always shouting Lagos Ibadan expressway news are suddenly silent.

All of a sudden, this one is not fake news.

Germany
Portugal
England
Netherlands.

Even though I would have loved the noisy English to crash out. But with Harry Koboko, never rule them out.

They should ask the idiot who went to church to testify in church what he said during the testimony.

CaptainFM1:
State government doing the job of local council. That's why development is very slow in this country.

Elementary knowledge of government as a subject will tell you building of houses is not within the purview of the LG.
But, as usual, hawking your ignorance on a public forum is always a thing of pride.

Basic:
The fact that the family kept insisting that it cannot be suicide just because he showed no signs of stress or because he was never diagnosed with depression shows they are either grossly unenlightened or they just want to deliberately twist the truth to avoid any form of stigma.

Men are known to be experts at bottling up their worries and pains. So, you might be with a suicidal man (especially the quiet type) without having a clue on what he's battling.

Secondly, the fact that he killed himself without drawing any attention or giving any clue makes depression the most probable cause.

Most people who have 'original' depression don't even know they are depressed. They lose control of their thoughts until they eventually succumb to the suicidal ideations. All of these usually happen without even their closest relatives knowing a thing.

For people who used to be jovial and fun-loving extroverts, it's easy to sense it when they come down with depression. But for the naturally shy, gentle, introverted ones, nobody knows until they end it all.

I totally agree with your postulations especially the first paragraph. The family were not living with him and so will be wrong in most of their assumptions.

Truth is , most people are going through a lot and depression is real whether we like it or not.

Most importantly, the rich also cry.

RIP Nick.

From the cost of Sanwo- olu' watch to the cost of Wike's cloth, Nigerian youths who do una dis big thing?

Buhari is right after all.

Numedot:
Dangote has been selling some high-sulphur gasoil in the Nigerian market, but a dispute has arisen with local fuel retailers over who is responsible for selling the dirtier fuel.

Suddenly, when it got to the turn of DANGOTE refinery, foreign media remember that there is what is called high sulphur gasoline.

Elementary knowledge should tell any reasonable person that it is campaign of calumny.

Make dem live us with our petrol abeg.

FashionCookie:
I'm not sure the guy is okay. Him head fit not correct

If hin head no correct, at least hin for jump for trailer front first for us to confirm.say hin head no correct.

mrvitalis:
The issue of fake drinks is one of the easiest things to solve really

People sale fake drinks because what is the consequences of bring caught? Almost nothing

Make a law, any business caught selling fake get fined 200 million and would be closed for 18 months or forfit the business and owner won't be allowed to open another business of that kind for 6 years

In fact create a portal for all drink sellers, importers, distributors.. A scan of any drink shall review it's seller, distributor importer/producers

We only have fake drinks because government officials benefit from it

Same way you said houses that failed to pay your imaginary N3000 fee for gutter clearance should be fined N50 million.

I think you need help with what constitutes a million.

Neither of the two.

Simply, the democratization of stupidity.

It's a simple task for the FG.

1. Get one hungry audit firm to do the job.
2. Agree with a reasonable commission with the firm for every criminal involved and the amount.
3 . Audit firm traces in conjunction with Embassies, Diaspora commission etc
4. With their details, FG threatens to involve Interpol and FBI .

5. Shapaly, repayments begin ASAP.

Wetin no hard, no require knife.

I am short of an adjective to describe an average Nigerian.

If you have one, please help me.