₦airaland Forum

Wahala don tie wrapper.

Where rhere is love, a small room can contain 29 boys.

Make either of them hold one side make peace for rain.

Duru009:
So, whats the way out please. Educate me.

There is no way out. The pension fund is designed as a funds for people to fall back on after retirement. It is something a retiree will be collecting in peace meal when they are no longer working.

However, you can assess 25 percentage of the balance on your account if you lose your job and cannot get another job after three months.

You can assess additional 25 percentage of the balance when you get to the age of 50.

It is not a fund to assess the moment you are in need of money for valentine treat.

Shalom!.

wiseone28:
And the moral story is..?

Go to the salon maybe you will find your own spouse.

1Alex:
I never said it was to build house, I only reacted to what the person I quoted said. Teacher

Student.

And you reaffirmed.the same thought that the person you quoted posited.

At least you have learnt something today.

Stay safe.

Duru009:
I have a PFA , but they said is only when resigns he or she can have access to the fund

That is what the Pension Act says.

nairaman66:
Haha! Reverse psychology! PMS that is going to 1k

You have been saying this for long.

Even as a billionaire, why not change your song for once?

And when it gets to 1k, you will be immuned and insulated?

Na wa o.

Duru009:
Can someone help me the MODALITIES of accessing this Pension FUND......

Thanks

If you have a PFA, you will not be asking this question.

1Alex:
at retirement, the money no go even reach to build house. Some people have worked for 18 years but their contributory pension never reach 7 million. Even if it reaches 10 or 12 million when they retire, will that amount be able to build a house that time?

Educate yourself and know what pension stands for.

It was never designed as the funds to build house.

rummmy:
PFAs should be paying interest..
Imagine holding someone finds for many years....making use of it without pay interest of a dime and when you want to access your fund it becomes a very long thing..
Ask maina ..

No need advertising your ignorance early morning.

The balance on your PFA quarterly balance changes every quarter as you get your statement of account. Meaning, the money is working and intetest is being earned on it.

I keep wondering how you guys just type out of ignorance. Is it for the likes or what?

It is only a shameless youth in his forties that will expect the voice of a man in his eighties to spur him to action concerning events in his country.

Don't worry. Be expecting Adeboye while your children are asking you questions.

ayoolataiwo:
The perm sec is already a goner,,the downfalls of majority of men are through these gender

No be only goner na chelchit

Na perm sec you call like day?

Perm Sec goner for " ordinary sex allegation"?

Dey play

A dog licking his vomit.

Ask him now and all he will tell you is" it is in the interest of the masses"

Objectivist04:
And you guys are now happy that another 2×2 trader has relocated to your Lagos.
What happened to go back to your region rehtorics because you guys have been celebrating the relocation of chief priests as if you won a trophy

It is worth celebrating because it is causing enormous tears and wailings from where he was coming from.

A good deal in a transfer market.

IkeAbuja:
You hardly see people like Otedola, Obi Cubana, Adenuga, Dantata, Innoson, Dangote complain of their girlfriends or wife leaving them because of having small dick or not lasting in bed but you see poor men like this one...oga go and be useful with your life and make money she left you because you are poor and worst of it you don't know that you are poor.

You can ask the security men or drivers of the people you mentioned why madam did not abandon their marriages.

Go to the nearest Hausa community,Sabo close to you for enlargement.

By next Sunday you will give testimony.

Na small mata dey give you stress like dis?

Dear Mr. Obiri,

E be like say the starch and Banga soup wey your wife dey give you don tire you.

E be like say you wan join the Eze Ndigbo of Ajao Estate for where hin dey enjoy Sallah.

Ozuor.

I thought by now, the US, UK, UN, ECOWAS and North Korea would have invaded Nigeria since all those days of online boasts and braggadocio?

Kanu, please accept my SINpathies but your foot soldiers are only making noise in the social media.

ShootThemAll:
What's happening here is just a social media war of painting other regions black with insecurity, just the way they did in SS and almost all IOC's left my Niger Delta to Lagos. Which really affected and still affecting the economic growth in that region.

NO PLACE IS SAFE IN 9JA...YOUR STUPID CORRUPT POLITICIANS KNOW THAT, EVEN YOUR DRUGGIE PRESIDO.

#9jaYouthWakeUp!
#9jaYouthProtest!

I don't engage incoherent people.
You sound too inconsistent in emphasizing and making clear what ails you.

Take care and get well soon.

This thread is dry.

Maka why?

dominic17:
https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/flood-lagos-demolishes-opc-shrines-gates-fences-security-post-in-okota/hstll92

Dog eat dog.

Awuuf don run belle.

PortHarcourtcit:
I like it... This people want to form another terror organization just like Nnamudu and Simioni Ekpia...

But thankfully, their wings were clipper by their tribes man who is not known for sentiment.

Only if others could be like him.

ShootThemAll:
Stupid Nairaland, if it's in SouthEast or South South now, you will put the name of the State and Region as the HEADLINE.

WHY DIDNT YOU PUT THAT IT HAPPENED IN ALMIGHTY IKOYI IN LAGOS STATE AND IN SOUTHWEST AS HEADLINE.

Thought Cubana Chief Priest said that that the main reason he moved to Lagos is because of insecurity in SE. Baba biz is going down that's why... Stupid fat pig.

NOBODY IS SAFE IN THAT SHITHOLE COUNTRY!

#9jaYouthWakeUp!
#9jaYouthProtest!

This Cubana comment really pain una no be small o.

Why not shed the tears for the region that Cubana abandoned. May be. Just may be.

Are the kidnappers disciples of Evans?

If they are not, why demanding dollars?

Mr. Corruption will always fight back

Truth is, if dem open every one file for civil service concerning corruption, no one go remain.

Oga PS knows where to strike and has struck.

GeneralOjukwu:
I am a lover of dogs and dogs love me...

But that's the first rule, respect every dog on its territory. Even Ekukes.

Don't get friendly or familiar because you get a clue from its body language.

A totally silent & expressionless dog might be thinking of its previous life as a wolf and tearing your neck like a deer.

Totally agree with you.

[quote author=GeneralOjukwu post=130470402]I am a lover of dogs and dogs love me...

But that's the first rule, respect every dog on its territory. Even Ekukes.

Don't get friendly or familiar because you get a clue from its body language.

A totally silent & expressionless dog might be thinking of its previous life as a wolf and tearing your neck like a deer.[/quote

Totally correct.

Idiot.

An experienced thief never jokes with a house guarded by dogs.

Image123:
No be pastor Sam Adeyemi of Daystar be that?

No.
Na Apostle Indaboski.

dayleke:
Are they staying in hotels paid for by the government too?

No.
They are staying under a bridge in Geneva.

NaijaNaWaa:
Wetin Flutterwave dey do for this kind building? Abi they just wan rub shoulders with Meta & the big boys? Start up wey still raise funds come dey pose.

That is one of the things that put start ups in problems.

The " we don arrive syndrome"

franchasofficia:
The number one problem Yoruba youths of today have with Igbos is the too many conspicuous lies their political elites told them about Igbos.

Young Igbo soldiers carried out 1966 coup to save Awolowo from jail, they later joined Northerners that jailed Awolowo to fight Igbos.


Humphrey Nwosu against all dangers stood to ensure MKO emerged winner, they later turned around to blame Igbos for June 12 1993, you can never hear Yorubas condemning IBB the Head of State that annulled the election.


Buhari ordered currency change in 2023, Yorubas never for one day condemned Buhari but they find so much joy, strength and energy in condemning Emefiele the CBN Governor appointed by Buhari who was only obeying Presidential orders.


I can go on and on, but what I am sure of is this; if Yorubas do not retrace their evil steps, something big will happen and it will shock everybody because nature have a way of balancing things in life.


I thank God for internet technology, social media and micro blogging, no more to Yorubas using Lagos Ibadan expressway fake media propaganda to soil Igbo people's name in the eyes of the rest of Nigerians, great Igbo sons like us are ever ready to expose and counter their lies which they used for years to deceive others into seeing Igbos as the villain whereas they are the number one problem holding Nigeria down with their political greed, tribalism and wickedness while forming Accommodators just because Lagos state Nigeria's Economic capital is located in their geopolitical zone.

What is the number one problem of the Igbo youths of today?

Perhaps, they inherited their sainthood from Azikiwe and Ojukwu.

We already know that making efforts to re- write history is your tribal past time.

The only perfect tribe of Nigeria.
The only victim tribe of Nigeria

DonEd:
Who makes love covered in a duvet? That portrait looks like a skit shot.

Forensic analyst weh don sir.