₦airaland Forum

BigIyanga:
Coming from someone who only made $$ from being a public servant. When he was a lecturer at UNN, he didnt have houses in Enugu, Abj, Lagos, UK et al…until he became a CBN governor. He moved his family to UK…
He accomplished all these with his govt salary??

The easiest thing to do in Nigeria is to become a saint when you are done looting. Especially if there has been a short period enough for the memory of Nigerians to forget after your tenure.

ChristCee:
After he became a billionaire from his CBN job right? He is now forming saint.

That is Nigeria for you. You take away the ladder when you are already at the top.

Don't be surprised to see Emefiele forming saint in 2027.

virginchaser:
We understood the information passed on to you. Please work on that.

Which kain Anthony Joshua upper cut be dis?

omoredia:
When people that cannot go 2 weeks without owambe claim to be pastors and you believe them, then the jokes on you.

But you can believe Indaboski?

Wonderful!

gaby:
Oga has arranged his own "heaven here on earth"...

The truth is, both heaven and earth are on earth. It depends on which one a fellow belongs.

Ezeama400:
He's stylishly telling those hoping for the price of his fuel to crash to brace up..
Dangote is telling you that he has a debt to pay..

If he could deal ruthlessly with Nigerians on his cement price and got away with it, how much more fuel......

Those hoping to buy fuel and cheaper rate have entered one chance

According to a chronic pessimist.

MartinCorridon:
Gbenu e dake Ogbeni, shey o gbo ede geesi ni ? Awon omo olori pelebe ni mo n fi shey yeye.

Shey ki awon ti won je MOD lara won gba mi mu ni ?

Pele baba oko mi.

Na Putin cause am.

Soonest, they will start importing men from Naija

MartinCorridon:
Chioma doesn't want to borrow him her skirts when wahala lands.

She also doesn't want to drink corpse water or fight his relatives over inheritance when he dies.

The fact that she comes from a tribe where they give the women corpse water does not mean she is marrying into a tribe where they give women corpse water.

Get exposed. Educate yourself. Your tribe has the exclusive right to giving widows corpse water.

No other tribe does in Nigeria.

Trouble sleep, yanga don wake am.

Now, yanga dey cry make the whole world save am.

In other words, Don't marry into a family into which they will attach a smallie to your wife when she is moving in with you and you will train that to secondary school level. Thereafter, they will replace that one and bring another smallie for you to train from primary school to secondary school again. By then, you don nearly reach 50.

ILoveNG:
My sympathy is with those working in the private sector. Which is way crazier than the public sector.

Why not give a thought to the un-employed?

The are far vulnerable if you ask me.

nayi:
What is this woman looking for in a hotel room with another man

She went for evangelism.

Inosky:
How many people come get now? He for give it to the VC to share to make sure all students get equal amount

Since you no gree go past secondary school, you no go know wetin or who VC is.

He for give the money to VC?

This Burna thread is really exposing the ignorance of most of you on this forum.

Maybe he should have given the money to NYSC DG.

Mumuni.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Bros that's not how to give your support, you will just end up causing inflation

Give it in kind through scholarship, tuition fee payment, purchase of equipment, facilities, social amenities

Jesu!
Giving out token to students will cause inflation?

God, why have you forsaken this country?

Is this person a student or a trade boi boi in a two by two inches shop?

No wonder.

I will keep this moniker in my memory.

Accept my SINpathies.

rinzaugustine:
In the past 15-20 years almost every ongoing new building structure you see in Onitsha is assured to be a 5 storeys building and their have been zero collapse incidents until the past few months, I have seen more than 5 already meaning it’s is a growing trend that may be attributable to rising infiltration of fake building materials into the market. Soludo should reduce his gallivanting with big big grammar, work with structural engineers , inspectors in state ministry of works and focus on nipping this in the bud before it becomes a crisis

Maybe Soludo should start resuming at construction sites first in the morning before going to his office.

The solution to this Rivers imbroglio is simply a " political solution".

It is clear to both parties now that no side has a clear, legally backed position.

If things go one way, all the decisions taken by the 5 man HOA will be voided. If it goes the other, the 27 prodigal children will lose their seats.

Most importantly, the Nigerian jurisprudence is being enriched by the daily season film from the stable of Fubara Wike Production.

gigabyte13:
People wey dey sell okrika bend down select for 2by2 shops sef
Go follow dey interprete court judgement on Nairaland....
Nairaland sef
Home of madness.

As at this moment, okrika sellers never chuk mouth for the mata.

Marsh24:
Na person wife this man d harnessed?

They are all used to it. It is just that this one raised alarm.

Svoboda:
I have a hunch the minister has a beef with the perm sec

If the Minister has an axe to grind with the Perm Sec, how come the issue of sexual harassment to a different person entirely coming in; to the extent of a law firm being involved?

Omo,leave that conspiracy theory abeg.
Na Oga for civil service you dey take joke like this?
Some of them are ready to dip their dick in that opening on a gun!

LifeQuest:
It is unfortunate that such events, such as sexual harassment, abuse of office, official intimidation, and discrimination, can occur in government offices. These incidents can have severe consequences for the individuals involved and undermine the integrity and credibility of the institution.

You are calling something that is normal practice unfortunate.

If you go closer to civil servants, your ear go full.

sachidistudios:
These shouldn't cost upto 900 naira in Kebbi state. This shows that pthere is serious farming in the land.

Famine

ObaOfBeninNahMu:
That's good, it his refinery and if you are not happy about it,ask your father to build his own

God bless dangote

Abi o.
If your masquerade decides not to dance,why not put the costume on.

Kenochi:
I sense that Dangote Refinery is waiting for something,the organization is seriously hoping for what I believe is the realistic price of petrol
The truth is Diesel and Aviation Fuel is being sold and it is being given out at between 950 to 1150 for marketers, nobody needs to tell you that Dangote Refinery can't sell below 800 naira to marketers,it is a no brainer
The challenge now is who will pay the difference in price for his petrol,I am sure that he already has plans to start exporting it already to neighboring countries
It is a tough call and I am sure we will be watching to see if Government will subsidize the Crude oil sold to him to stabilize the price
I sincerely hope Nigerian Entrepreneurs take up the challenge and start looking at setting up industries around the byproduct of crude oil
There are tens of products that can be produced and hopefully the Lagos State Government can collaborate with the Refinery to look at the possibility of generating and distribution of Electricity in Ibeju and Epe in Lagos and also places like Ogun Waterside LGA in Ogun State
If this is done,Nigeria is ready for massive Industrialisation

Did I forget to mention the Coastal road also...

Totally agree with the early part of your comments. I was telling someone that the last fuel supply imbroglio was artificially instigated. Truth is, there is more to the delay and now that the kite of the price in neighboring countries is being flown, me think the populace should not expect much of a difference from the prevailing price of the commodity for now.

Rebuke:
Lol. I have always said it, many people saying bad things about others and always quick to insult others online are usually unpresentable in real life.

Most of them are very ugly, wretched, jobless and always jealous of others doing well.

They hide behind their keyboards to pour dirt on others who are way ahead of them in every ramification of life.

They're many here on nairaland. Most of them will never agree to meet yhu physically because they know they're not presentable.

That's why always ignor them these days. Very vile and terrible set of dirty people.

Totally agree with you especially the adjective " un- presentable".

The first sign that a team is serious about winning the NPFL is when the team flies it players over long distances.

Far better than spending 13 hours to a match venue

Ekaka14:
Why una be like this for Naija sef...everything na just cruise...see serious matter for ground wey we just dey play over ...chai

We no go kill ourselves now.
After All the players go still sleep with Olosho dis night.

But on a more serious note, I have lost appetite and I have decided to turn it into a dry fast for 40 days

balladin:
Finidi panicked after going down in the first half. Those second half subs were unnecessary. The midfield disappeared and he relied on hopeful long balls trusting Onuachu and Boniface. As he has seen, those things don't work. We didn't look dangerous going forward throughout the second half. He's still a rookie coach. No world cup for Nigeria. It's over.

Totally agree with your first statement.
That is where experience comes in.
Good analysis my friend.

Azazyel:
The pharisees and Sadducees have said the truth. I hope you're okay now. The truth is there for you to see but you chose to blindfold yourself. Finidi George can not do what peseiro and Rohr did for Nigeria. They managed the super eagles with all the wahala. If Stephen Keshi was alive, I swear the man would definitely take us far

Okay now.
Winner ooooo winner
Winner oooooo winner
Pharisees you don win o
Winner
Patapata you go win again o
Winner!

2034 is just around the corner.

Surely and certainly.

Nigeria we fail thee.