₦airaland Forum

The job is not thorough.

If it were so, no one will remain

Did Southern Pastors not collect their own?

Typical hypocrisy.

londonerr:
Please guide me

Thank God, KarlTom has rescued us.

I am a sturnch believer in the fact that the crash of 2008 is gone forever. But, you did not pay attention to what the fellow I responded to had as his fears.

Oga Londoner, when next you wan enter moto for Naija, ask well well where it is headed for else you go pay for Onitsha and Dem go drop you for Maiduguri.

Thank you Sir.

megawealth01:
NGX of 2008 loading

I am tempted to agree with you.

This one that we are now seeing all manners of Iru was, Ogiri was, hmmmm, let us bekiafu o.

Egungun be kiaful, na express you dey go.

Kukutente23:
Hope they let her take her perfume before arresting her o

😷🤧

Bros, una no even dey forget something?

This is witchcraft oo.

The same Pastor will get home to placate his own wife and tell her he was just joking.

If you are the "my pastor said type" OYO is your case.

frankblinkz:
I may not believe this propaganda about the loan request because it's a social media thing.... Maybe for relevance sake.



But then you don't understand how business loan works.
His business may worth more than even that N5b
I believe he saw a business opportunity and at the moment no cash of N5b to seize it ,and he wouldn't sell properties to do the business . He's credit worthy, so he simply apply for the loan and venture into the business

Or are you saying one who has business worth 50m can not apply for loan of 10m if they ascertain his worth.

Bank is purely a business okay ... They stand to make more money in return from the interest, and he knows too, it's a win for the both parties

What is his own antecedent not to talk of his business antecedents?
What is the traceable story of his business accomplishment?

This one is just one of those " men of means without no means of livelihood".

Angelfrost:
Lol... And, many people go believe am o.

Because he knows Nigerian youths are just a stone throw away from Ignorance Avenue.

Starz825:
The higher the principal, the higher the interest

Wetin concern bankers

You go see craze if you no pay back

If this kain Mumu Lamba still dey catch you then, you need to wake up.

N12B in this new CBN era?
Which yeye business e dey do wey bank dey take money beg am?

Do you think banks just throw money away because of the interest?

As e dey pain Dem, Omoh e dey sweet us.

GeeKudi:
I wan buy ACCESS but I dey fear make dem no use my head break coconut

Hpb1:21 "O son of man, enter into your joy for some have experienced hypertension in months past on your behalf."

We just hope Pa will not disappear from the name just like it did in the case of......

Typical!

He wants the microphone on every podium and altar.

PETERiCHY:
Few weeks ago we DISPOSED our JAPAULGOLD at circa #4.20.k

Now we PATIENTLY WAIT to REPOSITION at circa #2.50;


BARGAIN HUNTERS TAKE NOTE!

N2.50 ke?
God no go gree una.

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You have done well.

The noisemakers that should take the opportunity are not even qualified enough.

You don do ya own.

AbosedeFalade:
He's Olatunji. He's your fellow PBAT/APC data boy.

I am happy for you. At least, you have something to make you happy this week.

Congratulations.

Typical Nigerian.

Kill the business.

Kill the economy.

Kill the Fintech lenders.

Investigate now and you will see him on a social media platform castigating the government, leaders and everything.

jonnysessy:
Please, what did you read in Punch newspaper ? Can you share the link. Some of us are interested.

Are you the Access Bus conductor?

Well,no big deal. Just that the board has approved the report and has forwarded to the Apex bank for approval.

At least, that should sweeten your belle na.

Is Access Bank trying to surprise even their supporters with what I just read concerning their H1 result in Punch?

Stranger things can happen.

inoki247:
People jus wake up nd start looking for ways to bring down another people's business...

And when we say the government should go hard on these nonsense, I hope you will not be part of those that will shout, " they are trying to silence the opposition" , " social media should not be regulated " etc even when there is accountability in saner climes?

PepeXKermit:
No smoke without fire. .. trust me something is brewing

Nothing is brewing. Except there is a foolish brewer brewing nonsense instead of beer.

The same thing was done to Access Bank recently. Did any beer come out of that?

Dogalmighty17:
Crude prices dropped yes. However, when an order for crude was placed at a higher price and that shipment is on the sea, gets delivered to the refinery, the gantry price of the refinery will be determined by how much the distilled crude that came in last cost.

Every business fixes its current price based on the cost of inputs. If prices of inputs later drop before existing stock gets exhausted, depending on the level of demand elasticity in that particular industry, the business will maintain its old price using existing stock. The business may only reduce price when new stock bought at lesser prices, are utilised. It takes 5-6 weeks for a ship from the US where Dangote buys his crude, to reach Nigeria. Whatever happens with crude prices after that ship has left the port of origin, has no effect on how much the refinery will sell. Dangote will reduce his price at a later time when he buys crude at reduced prices. Assuming ofcourse the price of crude doesn't increase before his current stock in the refinery needs to be replenished.

That said, why are we focusing on Dangote? Why is no one worried that Nigerian breweries, Guinness Nigeria and Intercontinental breweries seem to have colluded to keep the price of beer high? Beer increased prices when dollar to naira was 1900 or so. The exchange rate is down but beer prices haven't dropped. That to me is a bigger problem.

One thing Nigerians have never complained about is the price of beer. They can complain about the price of rice , transportation etc but never beer.
Go and look at the Financial reports of the breweries and see what they are making on a regular,, incremental basis.

That is Naija for you.

As long as the team remains a rehabilitation ground for English players like Shaw,Rashford and Mason Mount,the journey will be far.

nairalanda1:
1. Other civilised countries also pay taxes are very high rates to maintain those subsidies and they do not apply to everyone, except the very poor.

2..Corruption always results when there is a consumption subsidy. As seen in Nigeria and the SNAP programme in the USA.

3. Best subsidy is a production subsidy. Also government can use pipelines to pipe fuel from Dangote to fuel depots nationwide. Reduces transport costs and the price of fuel by extension

Maybe you are in America. The old pipelines that leads to depots ARE GONE.
Any government that attempts to resurrect them now just want to embezzle. Besides, if we go back to that old arrangements, then we are welcome back to the era of pipeline vandalism.

The problems of Nigeria are myriad.
The problems of Nigerian are Nigerians.
The situation of Nigeria is almost irredeemable.

COMPAQ:
How are we this low quality in thinking in this country!?

The exact thinking of people presumed to be learned and educated.
More often than not, politics in Nigeria has shown that for whatever reason, people can be terrible in their thinking all for just political reasons. Examples abound of people who Nigerians even look up to.

Donald Duke
Odinkalu
Rufai OSENI
SSA to the President on Media.

ceejay80s:
Shebi they were shouting it was Russian and Ukraine war that caused the increase, when the lie became obvious,
They changed it to Iran and Israel war, it's no longer Iran war now it's just business,
Dangoteeee is stylishly dubious

What was the pre war crude price and what is it now?

Not in any way supporting anyone but simple common sense.

Poske95:
Wrong
#1325 here
Drop pls

In Ibadan.
Bought at Bovas this morning

N1285 at the pump this morning.

Angelfrost:
Lol... This is the formation (back 3) that Man United fans said can never work in the EPL while blasting Amorim.

Meanwhile... Iraola don dey waka on thin ice small small.

With microphone to your mouth, oga, let us have your analysis paralysis since your team seem to be wobbly early this season.

Happy new season.

Tsufyaan:
Liverpool this your new coach na Oloriburuku and na Ogun go kill am throwway with players. Haba una don plan to spoil all my tickets with better cash outs before? I come even carry una for bookies stupid betking we dey always lock cash out. It will never be well with all the Liverpool staffs, players and fans oooo.

It is too early for all these curses na.

Shebi Barcola the Messiah has signed.

At least, Liverpool starting 11 go dey fear other teams. That should be enough na.

This breakfast you people are sharing early in the season, dia ris God ooo.

Liverpool don begin drop point at home?

By December, at least 4 of the coaches that changed clubs or are new in EPL will be in the labour market.