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Family / Re: 15 Funny Childhood Nostalgic Photos That Will Make You Feel Old. by Pque(m): 9:42pm On Nov 23, 2015
D DaYs When MeN were BoYz. @op you made my day, may Baba God bless you.

16. A cup or 1 and half cup of garri mixed with sugar in that small white nylon as break time food at school along 5naira to 10naira for sisi pelebe, gudi gudi, baba dudu, isu din din, cooked potatoe with pepper spice wrapped in paper (yee orimi ti daru, ofokasibe jaku jaku). etc. The garri sweet die my brother.

If you no experience all these thing in your time. I doubt you completeness as a man You need to come back and try this.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Lost Two Jobs I Needed Today. by Pque(m): 9:01pm On Nov 23, 2015
More grease to your elbow on your next search. Sorry, probably it wasn't meant for you. Don't lose hope.
Education / Re: Law School Records 71 Per Cent Success In Bar Final Exams by Pque(m): 5:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
Onadeko has stepped down after his hard resumption as the new D.G. in 2013. Anyway, I rejoice with d first class student, it is not easy.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Nkechi Ejele, Sacked Permanent Secretary by Pque(m): 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2015
naijapips02:
angry why evils? why always Us? Before you go on and shout Biafra, remember that Dasuki is Hausa and Tinubu sounds like a yoruba name.

Another reason or justification for the high theft, stealing, corruption and misappropriation of public fund among public office holders in the last administration could be the fact that there is conspiracy among the high public officers to settle Biafra from d money made by milking the Nigeria nation if not, what else could be the reason for such criminal act against Nigeria and nothing was done to stop such act but only to continue to lie to Nigerians that all is well: and the connection to all this incessant Biafra chants.
Politics / Re: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Pque(m): 8:00am On Nov 19, 2015
chukwudi44:
Wrong headline!!!! The sanction on the Judge was imposed by the NJC.The president cannot take such decisions without the NJC.

and the NJC cannot take such decision without d sanction of the president. The two goes together.
Politics / Re: Buhari Sends Judge On Retirement For Misconduct by Pque(m): 7:56am On Nov 19, 2015
Gayigaskia:




what is the meaning of the sentence" the NJC made the recommendation to the President after its 74th meeting held on the November 4 and 5."

hahahahahaha, they just made a fool of themselves simply because they refused to read. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Better embrace d ongoing change or remain stagnant hating.
Romance / Re: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by Pque(m): 2:51pm On Nov 18, 2015
Highcuerayte:
The overlapped transitory is, if i am right, the misuse of words, a fiancee is under engagement to marry (Probably done introduction) while a girlfriend realistically defined is just a girlfriend,a female friend with no obligation of sexual sincerity.

"Cheating" can only be recognize in a situation where both parties,formerly sheer friends have now,agreed they will be marrying each other. Until there is this defined discussion of relationship transposition that makes her your agreed wife to be, if she has sexual relations with someone else she is not cheating since she is not under sexual commitment to you.

don't get confused. Call it whatever u like but 'girlfriend' as used by d op in this contextual relationship: The girl in question is already shining d kondo of d boy and d boy is also firing her honey pot.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sabbat: A Friend Turns Down A Job Opportunity by Pque(m): 11:34am On Nov 10, 2015
cold:
My sister recently turned down an incredible job offer too because it would require her working on saturdays. And as a Seventh Day Adventist she would have none of that. As an Atheist,i just shook my head

my brother, 'iya oti toya ni', when suffer pass suffer, she go no.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sabbat: A Friend Turns Down A Job Opportunity by Pque(m): 11:30am On Nov 10, 2015
abiolasogey:
I pity ur condition,,
D guy neva nid d job,,,

If dey start 2 dey beg 4 money,,dem go dey luk 4 person we dey do dem,,
Dey use religion as excuse 4 stupidity

no mind d guy, 'iya oti toya loje ko se bayen', suffer never pass suffer na him d guy they pray silently nd with phonetics, when suffer pass suffer, nobody go inform am when he go start to shout " FATHER, GIVE ME JOB, ANY JOB".
Celebrities / Re: Niyola Wore A Braless Outfit To A Function (Photos) by Pque(m): 11:14am On Nov 10, 2015
Bullshit, this in front page again. There mods are smoking weed mehn!
Politics / Re: Fayose Buys Handicapped Woman A Wheelchair (Photos) by Pque(m): 11:07am On Nov 10, 2015
snazzy5050:

Sorry bro it's cerebrum not medulla smiley

Get ur facts: The medulla oblongata helps regulate breathing, heart and blood vessel function, digestion, sneezing, and swallowing. This part of the brain is a center for respiration and circulation. Sensory and motor neurons (nerve cells) from the forebrain and midbrain travel through the medulla.

The medulla is easily the most important part of the brain. It's functions are involuntary,or done without thought. We would not be able to live without the medulla because of the myriad of crucial tasks it performs including regulating blood pressure and breathing.
Politics / Re: Fayose Buys Handicapped Woman A Wheelchair (Photos) by Pque(m): 10:53am On Nov 10, 2015
akinsmyk:


Yes he did with tax payers money. If he decide not you'll just talk and shut your mouth. In Nigeria, doing or living up to ur duties and responsibilities is celebrated coz scores don't giv a damn abt that. He is not owing workers, workers are all been encouraged nd motivated, yet despite the economy melt down, he is puttng down somme infrastructural projects. @ d moment in 9igeria, u either choose to go on massive infrastructural project to d disadvantage of paying salaries nd oda welfare packages or make ur ppl comfortable first nd do whatever project ur balance could cover. Go ask Osun ppl, they av stories to tell. Fayose is rare

this is a no no. Ibikunle Amosun, ogun st. gov. is not oweing anyworker and that is nt a barrier in his infrastructural development target of his. Is Osun st. the only state in Nigeria out of all d 36 states? or other states are also not performing.
Politics / Re: Fayose Buys Handicapped Woman A Wheelchair (Photos) by Pque(m): 10:46am On Nov 10, 2015
To me, this is nonsense and simply an eye service. What about many other thousands of cripples who do not have d chance to see him one on one. To whom much is given, much is expected. This still amount to nothing compared to d service he is to render to d state. This is simply a childish act.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Election: APC Cars Spotted In The Streets Of Bayelsa(photos) by Pque(m): 10:33am On Nov 10, 2015
How does this get to d front page? Some mods they smoke weed sha.
Celebrities / Re: Olaide Yemisi Shares Sexy Pre-birthday Photos by Pque(m): 12:47am On Nov 10, 2015
My grandmother, Asunmawu will pose better. Olaide I give u kissing kissing but u need to enter gym asap.
Politics / Re: The New EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu, 7 Things You Need To Know About Him by Pque(m): 12:40am On Nov 10, 2015
Pls let us pity Mourino and give chelsea 12th position on Epl table.
Politics / Re: The New EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu, 7 Things You Need To Know About Him by Pque(m): 12:35am On Nov 10, 2015
kunzaar83:
who add value to a plantation slave or owner of the slave? Without slave the plantation won't have any value..... So we own naija we're sitting down and watching the big slaves working in Ūя̲̅ plantations......... I raise my case

bros, modify to I rest my case.
Politics / Re: The New EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu, 7 Things You Need To Know About Him by Pque(m): 12:32am On Nov 10, 2015
costandi:
The New EFCC Chairman Ibrahim Magu, 7 Things You Need To Know About Him:

1. Northerner

2. Northerner

3. Northerner

4. Northerner

5. Northerner

6. Northerner

7. Northerner

shake my head 4 u, hypocrite. The one who was not a northerner and was there before, what did he succeed in doing apart from watching dstv and sleeping.
Career / Re: CRIN Workers Strip To Underwear To Protest Against Management (photos) by Pque(m): 12:16am On Nov 10, 2015
I'am proud of this women. They are doing this for their children. These are part of the reasons why I will continue to love Nigeria. This takes courage. They may b sponsored though, anything can happen.

I was thinking I will see young fresh hot ladies shaa but...
Politics / Re: What FFK Said About Biafra On Twitter by Pque(m): 11:53pm On Nov 09, 2015
Even if Ffk p u c k Bianca, that is ffk and bianca's business and their family's. It is the business of no other person or group. As a Nigerian, I'am free to make advances to whoever I like,whether in d west, east, north or south. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ffk Bleep u up to badt of a life time!!! Ffk made history 4 himself and others. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Politics / Re: What FFK Said About Biafra On Twitter by Pque(m): 11:35pm On Nov 09, 2015
He said further; treat this with levity at our peril. Does ffk statement meant that he is supporting biafra or against them? Whatever, those statement is a coin with two sides.
He is praising biafra and at d same time calling on d federal govt to do something. This man will deceive his targets and drag them into a pit. Hahahahahahahahaha. They are busy praising him but A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR ONLY THE WISE.

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Barber Is High On Weed by Pque(m): 11:04pm On Nov 09, 2015
HirstMOG:
MY GOAL IS TO SEE YOUTHS MEETING , GETTING
MARRIED. At e you married??
.
ADD ME WITH 08137571095 (Male and Female).. You de find babe abi....

this guy funny die. Your AIM\GOAL is to connect youth in order to get them married? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. This one self na another kind work? Alarina (middle man).

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Pque(m): 12:17am On Nov 09, 2015
Funsho Bamgboye, another goal, making 2-0
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mali: FIFA U-17 World Cup Final (2 - 0) On 8th November, 2015 by Pque(m): 12:14am On Nov 09, 2015
55" Goal, Naija don score!!
Victor Osimen. I dey Predict 3-0.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Girls Who Bagged First Class In India (Photos) by Pque(m): 11:18pm On Nov 08, 2015
This definitely is not my hen. @op are u talking of Nigerian hen or American hen?
Politics / Re: A'isha Alhassan Visits Atiku Abubakar In His Adamawa Residence (Photos) by Pque(m): 11:03pm On Nov 08, 2015
millionboi:
d husband sld kip a watch....atiku nd skirt r enemies

atleast Atiku is different from Yerima.
Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Wellington Jighere For Emerging World Scrabble Champion by Pque(m): 10:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
When I started playing chess, it took me 2 to 3hrs to finish just a single game and I used to lose. I studied d game very well and knew d moves but the more I looked, the more I made mistakes nd got d beating of my life. I got a lot of insult nd some said my brain is written off nd dat everybody is better than me but I love d game and continue to play while people laughed at me and at times I have to beg them to play with me. Years later, after d magician touch, I became d champion and finished all my enemies and haters with a single stride of hand and give them a surprise fatality move that break their back bone. Like the angry King kong, I open my mouth revealing my giant teeth to scare away my haters and finaly check mate them like a King kong check mate it's enemy giving them a fatal blow. Only then, they realise that a new champ is in town. ... The only thing is that I'am a local champion.
Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Wellington Jighere For Emerging World Scrabble Champion by Pque(m): 9:46pm On Nov 08, 2015
ifISLAPYOU:
YINKA SPORT OF BRILLA FM... 88.9 WUD BEAT DIS GUY TO HIS FEET

nawa 4 u o! Becos of d small english wey d guy dey speak, na im make u dey yarn dis opara. Madam,better go nd sleep. Why my man yinka no go represent us then? Tchew.

CONGRATULATIONS MR. WELLINTON and THANKS 4 DOING THIS 4 NIGERIA and YOURSELF. More grease to ur elbow.
Health / Re: National Hospital Performs Open Heart Surgery On 12 Patients by Pque(m): 4:49pm On Nov 07, 2015
This is a welcome development but Nigeria experts are still learning. Kudos to d NGO.
'The chief medical director further said that the collaboration would further enhance technology and skills transfer to local team of experts, thereby enabling sustainability of the programme in future'.
Politics / Re: Aisha Jummai-Alhassan 1st Elected Female Governor As Tribunal Sacks Ishaku by Pque(m): 4:25pm On Nov 07, 2015
Koolking:


Change can never come from APC or PDP. Change can only come from us as citizens of Nigeria. Until we change our selfish mindset and embrace patriotism devoid of family, tribe, culture, compensation but deserving, change will continue to elude us. Each and everyone of us is the change bringer.

change can never come from Pdp or Apc but change can come from Pdp nd Apc. Reason:
when there is a change in d pdp nd apc, it go a long way nd affect almost d whole country through d parastatals, sectors, organisations nd govt bodies in d country (major change) and
individual change most time affects only few people (1,2,3,4,5 people), a minor change.

It is therefore incubent that our leaders in govt from d different parties give us d major change that we all wail for in this country. People don't change easily but with d force of law nd order in d hands of d govt.
Crime / Re: Woman Arranges Friend’s Gang-rape by Pque(m): 11:33am On Nov 04, 2015
quiinnBee:
reason i hardly keep female friends.
male pals all the way

friend is friend, whether male or female friends, it doesn't matter. Watch ur back, anything can happen.

Anyone worthy to be a 'friend' should be a trustworthy nd reliable person. so it is necessary 4 u to test them whether they value nd care 4 u or not, that is why u know a true friend only at difficult time. The one u call a 'friend' or 'fiancee' might just being using u.

Way back in school, I have a 'friend', I inconvenience my self by sharing my accommodation with him, responsible for most of his feeding nd share my stuffs with him. One morning, I have only N200 cash on me which I'am to use to purchase a plate of rice in d cafeteria dat morning nd since my 'friend' said he has no money on him nd nothing to eat, I went to d aboki (abokii) who sell stuffs cause he was familiar with me and took N200 bread on credit so he ( my friend ) can eat dat morning b4 lecture. After purchasing d sliced bread, placed it on d table in d room, I proceeded to the cafeteria to eat, immediately I got to d entrance, I saw my friend sitting in d front row around 7:20am, so early in d morning like a big man nd using ...stick to remove d left over (debris) food from his mouth. I felt cold nd was shocked immediately cause we both see eye to eye. He called my name asking me to come, I called him back nd sat where I wanted. Later I asked him where he got d money, he told me another friend gave him whereas the real deal is that his fiancee has been sending him some periodical N20,000 ⌧ 3 and he gave me no penny nd continued to take 4rm me in d disguise he has nothing . Chai... Ahmadioha!
I knew he use some ladies but I never thought I was among d click of people he was using because I know his house and family; brothers, sisters, mother nd father . He don tey wey he dey shit me. Since that date, he entered my record of list of unreliable friend nd this was signed, sealed nd delivered later by some deeds of his after testing him.

When u have a friend cheating others, neverthought d same 'friend' can't cheat u no matter how close u may be that might just be his nature. I thank God I knew him 'now', it is already saving me a lot.

Sorry 4 d long story.
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Village People Sit Near You In Exam Hall by Pque(m): 8:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
HungerBAD:
Lol.

So you mean say Winch dey catch calculator? No wonder I fail Maths, even with all the Expo for my pocket for GCE.

chai... If I'am seen laughing alone, they will say I'am mad, so I just laugh inside my stomach

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