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TheDauraMallam:
That short black baby ape


Na joke oo

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A special prayer 4 u tonight: God go give u sense @TheDauraMallam

SpaceGoat:
if you view this and dont comment you will die.

God go deliver u.

pazienza:
Delusions.

You compare Apples with Oranges. Turks before Turkey built one of the largest empires in the world as a people, the Ottoman empire, they have had history of co existence centuries before Ataturk!

Turkey is a homogeneous country where the Turks are like 90% of the entire country population, they are also mostly Muslims.

Their unity wasn't built by Ataturk.

The best comparison to Turkey would be Odua republic and Arewa republic( where the Hausa -Fulani will become the Turks, with the rest of the North sheepishly following them)

Nigeria is not Turkey, it has no history of co existence between the ethnic groups, it has no outright majority ethnic group that the rest of the country will rally around, it is divided in religion and people, Nigeria is an anomaly, a tower of Babel, an abomination.

It was never a nation and can never be one.

Sir, I think u are still dreaming. Nigeria can never be a nation and yet since 1960, the fate of d nation is been determined by a single head of state, in democracy and military system. Not only that, the nation practice federalism and each of the states send their representatives to d federal capital for due representation knowing fully well that the central controls d states; the allocations, one constitution, federal ministries. The puzzle, the fight, the struggles, the drama that goes on at the national assembly. All the states are even suffering from similar major problems and yet you are saying Nigeria can never be one nation. Sir, you need to wake up from this dream. If you tell me that our challenges and differences make it difficult for Nigeria to be a true nation, that I understand but saying that Nigeria is never a nation is a dream. Secondly, your statement that Nigeria can never b a nation (true nation) makes me laugh. Why? Because you are not God. He alone knows the future and determines it.

seunmsg:
The new Buhari is an experienced, matured and purposeful democratic leader. He will fight corruption and set Nigeria on the part of prosperity.

Amen!

tonychristopher:
Yoruba man and talks...
Bye

Ibo man nd business. Farewell.

MrsChima:
..

Gotdamn! I just had an org@sm!

Whoooweee! 100%

a word is enough 4 d wise.

tonychristopher:
Who is this imp aka ibliss

ur assshole. Bitchyy motherfuckerr!

tonychristopher:
True talk..every monkey is now political analyist

'every monkey'. U must b a retarrded fool. How can a monkey have d brain to analyze politic? U are surely worse than a monkey. Even a monkey will never think d way u think.

Twaci:
Reasons I kill people.

Couldn't make a point without my name shey? Its all good anyways . Glad I could help .

4 clearity purpose things. Hahahahaha
pls, who is Twaci? Who is Tohpahz?

adepiero:
The topic ought to be "Intending prison mates end quarrel"

Joke of d year.

Pavore9:
Are educated women scarce in that area?

na wa o. I don't know hw u pple read nd d kind of ideas that comes to ur head after reading. Mind u, one time speaker of d state comes 4rm dat area nd even a xtian. Hon. Yissa Likalli. The chairman made 3 points simply to foster, support nd encourage unity nd oneness in d country.
1. Marraige
2. Modern Agriculture
3. Personal request.

U didn't see d remaining 2 points nd their importance nd u focus on marraige issue alone hence asking a stupid nd ridiculous question.
I'am nt sure abt d local govt u come from but I won't b amaxed!! Some local govt are busy killing while dis one is eager to help nd yet pple still blaming. U do good, people go talk, u do bad, people go still talk, na which one make person do? Knock urself 3 times 4 dat silly question.

Freemanan:
If your girlfriend/boyfriend post topics like this, shoot her/him on the head...TWICE.... NONSENSE...

What is the connection between having gastronomy skills and the love you have for her?

1 Corinthians 13:4-8 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-
seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no
record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always
hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there
are tongues, they will be stilled; where
there is knowledge, it will pass away.

Those are d attributes of love biblically nd I think it has same attributes in reality. As a child, I totally love my dad because I know dat he loved us nd can do anything nd even sacrifice himself 4 us. I know dis cos of d risks he took 4 us nt caring abt himself.
SO, Love is a matter of u give 2 me (show love) nd I receive (see ur love) nd I will also show love back even to d extent of dieing 4 u without regreting it because I know u would have done d same 4 me. I love u because I trust u.

SO, if d op or anybody will dump his partner cos of what happened above, dat shows he does nt truly love his wife or dat they didn't love their self. Worst scenario, he will teach her or correct her nd continue to teach her if same mistake is made again. I agree wit ur statement, d op or anyone will b stupid to dump his love cos of gastronominal excuse.

Nevertheless, we must nt overlook d fact that in today's marraige little things (disagreement) change d fate of love btw d couples. Once d husband start seeing d mistakes of his wife, he begin to acknowledge other ladies outside as better than his wife. Problem then starts.

My little advise, depart 4rm every little things that can arouse anger in ur partner, arguements etc. ...because dis little things can turn love upside down (evol). 4 those of u that married urself because of beauty nd nt because of love, what will u do when d beauty fades or is fake. Same goes 4 money, if u get a girl to marry u cos u have money, she wil b d first to leave u when d money disappear nd go 4 another rich, fun seeking maga ready to spend.

A marraige that does nt emphasize love will emphasize divorce.

Boscog:
VANITY, trade well when alive. For end is always near and no bribe for days. Will be converted to skeleton soon by termites.

am not sure if God will claim dis senator but if God end up denying him because of corruption, I think God will first change his name to satanmerije b4 God descend on d next step.

saintandsinnerz:
America is not second to none when it comes to crime! Moreover, the crime I'm referring to is economic induced crimes etc. The type of crime you normally see in America are crimes usually caused by depression, emotional or psychological instability etc and not economic related crimes like what we see in Nigeria and elsewhere. Though that is not to say there are none in America, but it fades into insignificance when compared to countries like Nigeria. The point is that there is a strong correlation between unemployment and the rate of crime. The level of unemployment can predict the rate of economic induced crime in a country

read what dat gentle man wrote again, he didn't say America is second to none on crime issues. He was talking about Nigeria "and yet 'this' country is second to
none when it comes to crime( i stand to be
corrected). Why is that?"

Twaci:
Keep calm and let's drink cold pure water in remembrance of Abacha

ori ofokasibe/2x
ori ofokasibe o
ofokasibe o/2x

the people rejoice at d death of wicked men. Wa gbayi. They have forgoten that life is short. A day of sorrow nd u will forget every other years of enjoyment. They thought they own this life nd they spread their arms, legs plus their agbada on the resources that belong to the whole nation. They forget about gd deeds, putting smile on people's face, making pple happy nd focusing on their responsibilities, d main essence of being in position. God punish all of you. God punish all local govt chairmen, head of state nd head of govt, legislative houses nd ministers that are bent on ruining dis nation.

Everyday is 4 d thief, oneday is 4 d owner. U have all forgotten about d God dat gives u d life, d position nd d power. "Eni olorun olemu; is not yet created". Well, enjoy yourself to ur fuLLest but one day, after d owner of d life take back his life, u shall account 4 dat life.
What shall it profit a man if he gain dis whole life nd lose his life? I guess after u have lost ur at ur death, u will then go back to all ur wealth that u have gathered together wherever u have hidden them. Our elected leaders; Do what u ought to do nd reduce dis high price of petrol!!

sunsky29:
bros u never hear say d gal promise am via whatsap say if she win na free punany for d guy wey dey campaign for am.



Leave d guy mk him do him thing..na him typ gals dey use play ucl match.

my friend's girl friend won miss Jos. Irregardless of all d sponsor, support nd encouragement d guy gave her, she dumped d guy immediately she won nd living a greener life. U are on ur own except u are doing dis 4 cash. Certain conditions suddenly changes a person's mind. When money nd power comes, pple start showing the real person they are or some just get power drunk nd lose their sences.

how does this make front page. Shake my head 4 d admin.

"touch d cake nd loose ur head"

Equalizer:
What about the deaf and dumb people

at least they still have eyes to see

Olamira:
Even when sex is now cheap in d market ppl still rape?

I like ur personal text. "Character is the only thing that stands and speaks when beauty fades and fails.."

TechRev:
RIP

What else does one expect from the Damnable zoological republic called Nigeria??

I know this kind of words. It is well in Jesus name.

TheSonOfMark:

The Honourable I have come to familiarize myself with conjures epistles devoid of the seeming banalities (as depicted in the afore-posted) which are punctuated with sesquipedalian idiolects which bamboozles even the most ardent literatti and seasoned lexicographers alike. The concocted imposting comment isn't in pari pasu with his command of the anglo lingua.

interpretation:
conjure epistle - epistle dey get injury my brother? This can't b a correct english.
Devoid of d seeming bananalities - my brother there is a lot of banana in Sambisa forest.
Sesquipaedaelian idiolet - my brother I can see sexx and idi here, hope u are not thinking of another thing while typing.
Which banboozles - my brother, if obasanjo catch u, na straight deportation comot Nigeria o because I can see banboo here. You wan ban bamboo? Think about wetin do jonathan, deportation from aso rock. Your own case na outta of Nigeria.
Ardent litteratti - My brother they teach literature in secondary school even in higher institution.
Seasoned lexicographer - my brother nairaland is not meant for chorography. It is a place where serious issues are discuss.
The concocted - wetin a dis?
Pari pasu- this is not english. This is referring to a bald head (apari) of a man. Did seun have a bald head? Or apari isu (pari pasu). Which ever take d one that is 4 u.
Command of d anglo lingua - bros, na u sabi o. I want to sleep.

Over all, this makes no sence. It looks like incantation that is use to summon the spirit of sleep (jona). If u no of any madman yet to sleep 4 days. Just quote dis guy to d madman. Na sleep straight. If u go nd quote it twice, na die o because Jona spirit *times 2. Na death b dat o.

exemen:
................

God forgive them/him. They/He knows not what they/he have/has done.

too bad. Soul RIP.

Missonas:
Correct me if i'm wrong but statistically speaking nairaland has more of secondary and university guys on here than full fledged men.So the op is addressing the right crowd i think

Ur bro is so on point tho esp @even a naïve man being the best option for his destined wife

mumu. U are through with ur higher institution nd u still live in ur father's house, a single old rag cos of ur dirty mouth. As 4 me through since 2013 even though I'am supposed to have been through since 2011. A Man is a Man whether in higher institution or not, employed or not. A Man always remains a Man irregardless of d circumstance he is in. A man lawfully is an adult male sex, 18years and above.

Pque:
bro this is 100% mistake made by YOU. I have a broke friend that control different kind of girls. I believe a guy can as well work on d psychology of a girl. This is by experience, exposure, knowledge and information. A guy with d right altitude whether broke or not will get some kind of girls. Even my elder brother do bring 4rm Offa Poly beautiful girls to sleep over in our house at Ilorin occassionally. At some times two girls at once. How was he able to do dat? Probably in d name of admission, I wouldn't know.

And 4 d opp, no matter rightly hearted or headed a person might b. It is only God dat know if d girl u are dating is a wife material fit for u, even if u are d wisest man. Check out d quotes of great men about women.

My guy recently collected a girl's mobile number a day ago.
(My guy on a phone call with d girl)
My guy: blessing hw far?
D girl: yeah am fine nd u?
My guy: yeah fine thank u. I need u to come to my room now.
D girl: eehn!
My guy: I said come to my room.
D girl: come to do what?
My guy: just come first now.
D girl: am not around d hostel nd my books are in d library.
My guy: yeah go to d library nd pack your books
D girl: I don't know ur room no?
My guy: room 004
d girl: okay. (end call).
Me: na dat girl wey u collect her no yesterday
My guy: yes.
Me: what is her name?
My guy: ble............g
Me: u wan rassle d girl?
My guy: (start smilling nd almost laughing) yeah now.
I left d room nd came back later nd asked him about d success of his mission. He said not successful cos other room members came in. I asked him if he wooed d girl earlier nd he said no that he just told d girl ' I like u nd I want u to b my friend'. Took d girl out one night nd bought her indomie 4rm all dis hausa sellers. Dis girl is mature, gd shape nd I bet when u look at her ass from behind, u are tempted to continue looking at d shaking ass with d shape of her pant seeing through her trouser. I always see her in d library almost every time.

RAKITIC:
A broke guy can never be ROMANTIC

bro this is 100% mistake made by YOU. I have a broke friend that control different kind of girls. I believe a guy can as well work on d psychology of a girl. This is by experience, exposure, knowledge and information. A guy with d right altitude whether broke or not will get some kind of girls. Even my elder brother do bring 4rm Offa Poly beautiful girls to sleep over in our house at Ilorin occassionally. At some times two girls at once. How was he able to do dat? Probably in d name of admission, I wouldn't know.

And 4 d opp, no matter rightly hearted or headed a person might b. It is only God dat know if d girl u are dating is a wife material fit for u, even if u are d wisest man. Check out d quotes of great men about women.

everything scatter scatter.
I smell jaga jaga here.
Thank God we are not seeing eye to eye cos if we are some people go don dey cry or run comot by now. Dats why I love d internet cause internet acts like a God dat sees every one equally.

mytime24:
u wan finish my mineral nd beer under 3mnths shei

No not like that. It is ur call. As u can see, I will abide by ur rules nd. regulations. Am a loyal tenant. It is nt even possible 4 me to finish d mineral within such little period. Natural resources don't even finish no matter d years of digging. A gd example is delta state petroleum, always overflowing despite d land digging.

mytime24:
Dis land is nt for sale




Very fertile wit mineral nd beer resources

lol... But u can b my landlady and I will b ur tenant. I will abide by all ur regulations and conditions. Just rent d land to me so i just posses for 1yr, 6 months, 3 months or a month after which u recover back ur whole land because I'am so much in need of dat land with mineral. Any amount?? Presently in Lag.

mytime24:
Dis land is nt for sale




Very fertile wit mineral nd beer resources

lol... But u can b my landlady and I will b ur tenant. Just rent d land to me so i just posses for 1yr, 6 months, 3 months or a month after which u recover back ur whole land because I'am so much in need of dat land with mineral. Any amount?? Presently in Lag.

this is gonna end in defamation