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dara319:
WOW!!!!! Cassy is my dad's birthday mate....bigger u I pray
Mine is november ..glad to be back...

.finally got to use ur mastercard rait?

I didn't use mine. I used the cafe guy's card. Wbu?

cassyrooy:
My Naughty Birthday Experience!!!

Date:01-August, 2025
Time:19:30hrs

2025?

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Picking up a glass of Champagne and a fork, Vickerz called the attention of everyone present,

...'We all know why we're gathered here...' his male voice announced through the speakers,

I turned to see the amazing multitude that gathered just for me, that was when that thought ran through my mind, one that only come on this day, it was way back in the good old days, i remembered it, yes the irony called my birthday, but hell, i like that thought...

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...it rained Chelsea and Arsenal all through the night, it was a cold and wet morning, i forcefully left my bed but silence gripped my consciousness,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed

Time check 06:11am, 'i'm late for lectures, i hurriedly prepared for class as though it was a getting-ready compitition, i set off for classes.

Arriving at the lecture theatre, noticing how deserted it was my frustrations grew,

'where the hell is everyone? I cursed again disappointedly

'i don't know you to be this frustrated' a sweet and soothing voice replied me from nowhere

i turned to see who or rather what replied me, cos the voice was from the Camp of Temptations.

'miss you know nothing about Cassy, and i'm not in the mood to play any Guessing Games' i countered trying to conceal my frustrations

'oh! 'relax and be calm" lover boy, i know more than you give me credit for'... The more she said the more i flared with anger.
'...and i know you're '

i couldn't take it anymore, i had to leave immeadiately, it was still drizzling but i didn't bloody care anymore, 'the world might be drenching but still didn't GAF', like i had cared before, wetin wan concern Cassy with such things?


I made to see Geedot atleast he might be different to me today

'are'u just gonna leave me here? She called at me

i turned and grinned wickedly at her, 'miss i'm sorry but i've got to go'

'it's still drizzling, where are you going to?

'"you know more than i give you credit for", figure that out'

'asked because i want to tag along, but nevertheless forget it' she feigned angry

'thank you' i replied her.

I was disappointed when i got to Geedots' place that no one was around even this niqga, i grew worse

'you made me ran all through to your friends place' that voice said again 'but my friend, you know Opeyemi right? stays in this block and he's gone for the weekend, why not come in and lets have tea, it's cold out here'

i was outta ideas or places to go, so taking this offer was my best shot before suicide.

She walked three doors, pulled out a key and opened the door while i stood watching her.

Now it gets interesting

'i'm Bunmi but the area code is Bhumhiite, and you're welcome' she said not minding if i came in or not

'what a warm and nice place...' i went on to compliment and narrated all jargons i had for birthday last year while staring at my mug, she was curled up on the couch

'you know today isn't that bad, i'm here for you' she said when she reached me, rubbed my knee and continued to the bedroom. 'why don't we do something warm, atleast it might atone for calling you '

I became weird and wired up instantly, in less than 30seconds i had reverted the effects of 'Eating the Forbidden Fruit'

she called out for me to come join her which i with every senses lost to negativity grinned to, my best gift ever was seconds away, i was ecstatic.

I did push ups, jugged a little then headed for the bedroom in natures' best fashion.

WFT Your story would have worth my reading and thumb up for a nice write-up if you had used another character other than Bunmi. Now the story is next to shīt! And if it's not for the fact that you had your birthday yesterday (something I regard), I would have gone raw on you Keep an eye on your lines!

I opened the door only for

GetOvaMe
Bhumhiite
Mhizdeedy
FrancisTony
Horpeyemmi66
Geedot
Bebcorn
Ruth(my ghost friend on whatsapp)
Pr0ton
Treasuregr8
Olatunji21 and a host of other friends

who shouted 'Surpriiiiiise!'

01/08/2015 was a special day, not for me alone but all those born in August, thank you all, i was just watching with a stick of 'Weed rapped with dictionary-guys like pr0ton call it "High Defination"'

It's a pleasure. That's QHD

Thank you for making me feel special, I love you guys.

We love you too.

Actually I love you too. I dunno about them.

cassyrooy:
When hand tire that cake guy, im go deliver the cake to me, since yesterday?

Boss mi, you outdid my expectations, ceteris paribus, we'd get to see someday.

You mean say the guy never deliver ham? This FrancisTony ehn!

You're welcome. LLNP. We'll get to see.

How Do Atheists Handle Morality In The Absence Of God?

I believe a person asking this question has in mind, either personally or through environmental influence, that the acknowledgement of the existence of God (or a supreme monitor) is essential for one's morality. In other words, for one to be morally upright he has to have this fear of punishment for the immoral behaviour he does. But, critically thinking, this notion is wrong.

I believe morality is inherent (or became inherent along side human evolution and civilization). To do good or evil can be achieved with and without the acknowledgement of the existence of God. But how do you know what is good and what is bad? By comparing such feeling you get from such action in relation to your fellow humans, or vice-versa. It's a choice to either pass on or refrain from passing such action to others. The introduction of whatever kind of punishment for making a bad choice doesn't essentially and sufficiently stop a person from making a bad choice. Here is why:

From all of the laws of the Bible, Koran, Government, Organization, Community, Groups etc, one thing is common to all - there are always lawbreakers. So the imposition of law (which in some cases leads to the acknowledgement of the existence of God) does not stop people, at least essentially and sufficiently, from being good or bad.

I believe the acknowledgement of morality is in us (everyone). I believe morality is in us. But exercising it is not the consequence of the acknowledgement of any law or the existence of God; it is pivotly a choice.

So how do I handle morality in the absence of God? By exercising the intrinsic morality in me whenever I intrinsically deem right and necessary. No one is better.

horpeyemmi66:
The sun is shining more brightly today, the skies are much more beautiful; ever so immaculate.
a gentle breeze accompanying them.
The hibiscus and daffodils all rejuvenating brilliant colours.

I stopped to wonder, isn't life just like a Painter's palette?

He decided to add a dazzling Colour called cassyrooy to his canvas today...a harmony of Colours is what he got.

Nature is in a perfect symphony today, that you were born.

Happy Birthday Augustine, wishing you all of life's most amazing things.

...cheers to tommorrow.

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Sir Pr0ton, no be so jawe...nah my fone die and him no write Will say another fone go take im place, when the Lawyer don write Codicil, I go they frequent here.

Loyal, I remain!

Hehehehe. All that for cassyrooy? Nice write-up.

Codicil.. We'll be waiting.

augster:
my bday is not until next year . Cassyrooy my boy Happy Birthday.

Early this morning.. You're lying

Rapsodee:
when is the post utme registration closing ?

No date yet. But a cyber cafe operator, and who does UI post UTME registration, told me August 7.

princyunlimited:
Pls help..I need info abouh d pume form..how much it will cost, the requirements and d possible date it will be starting..(If u can help with possible past questions..I'll apprecaite it) thanks

The 'form' is N4,500. It's actually a kind of payment that qualifies you to fill the post UTME form, including your bio data. For conveniency, visit a cyber cafe and tell the operator you want to register for UI post UTME. He'll make the payment for you online and charge you additional 1k for his work. Most important requirements include your passport; signature; WAEC result and Jamb registration number. Past questions? Olatunji21

harbdollahr:
has anyone registered and how if yes....
how bout the signature part of the registration

The common method is having your signature signed on a paper, then scanned for uploading. The process of registration has been addressed ^^^

Belvine33:
Don't know if this has been asked here, but what are the subjects to read for the post utme?

The subjects you had in Jamb.

Oxytocin:
Plzz.....Has UI set closing date for post utme registration/Form

No date yet.

olatunji21:
Sent

What did you send ke?

hAppY bIrThdaY dAy , ©a§§y

We've had Cassyrooy (still having) and FrancisTony celebrate their birthdays. Who's next?

Umm.. Let's see...


Augster! and Dara319

Good morning everyone.

Boss horpeyemmi66 6 long time, bro. I hope it's jacking that's keeping you away and not Simbi

©a§§y don't say I didn't try...

https://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/fiesta/anniversaires/gat-1.gif

FrancisTony:
Pr0ton, Cassyrooy, Tommybob et al, finally I was able to log in.
It has been rectified.

Cool. Congrats. As e kan be now, more energy to your jacking Really happy for you.

MhizDeedy:
Lmao m so speechless nd u re so naughty. Tnk u ke? Re u related to FG? Nd I won't GetOvaU I wil rather GetInFrontOfU

GetOvaMe:
You're welcome, love you too.

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viktor01:
the op no go understand until him start to calculate the bending and twisting moment of a beam.

augster:
no...you nko?

I'm yet to.

dara319:
Exactly wot I was thinking...u have'nt tried giving ur card details for d payment av u??

I haven't. Still complaining the issue to the admissionhelpdesk.

chibuezewilliam:
u dey dull ooo....when d thing end sef?

See part of what I'm avoiding:

Anonymousartist:
Baba I mean do you put in the name on the card or the card's account name?I put in the name on my master card and it said I gave the wrong name that my card has been suspended from online browsing.

Bhuumhite:

What's confusing you?

augster:
baba how far na? I hear say Jamb don reverse that stupid law...Pr0ton I sight you

You don register?

dara319:
yes I was....even to the card detailz page....but am having a master card too...though am nt ready to register till friday or monday....

It was instructed on the site to enroll for the vbv ish as the site is protected by it. And the stuff has only been possible for VC holders. Maybe MC holders are to bypass it, I'm not sure yet.

anumide:
please do you know anyone who has been able to check their eligibility status in UI after JAMB claimed to have rescinded the decision to re-post?
been trying to check for my lil sister, I'm still getting the "incorrect log in details" ish.
been trying to check for repost on jamb website to. initially it was saying "you have not been posted yet". now all I get is " incorrect table1" or something like that

Not any I'm aware of. But check out what happens tomorrow, as they say.

chibuezewilliam:
i no wan use mastercard do am atal,i go use my brother VISA CARD next week monday.

I been wan try ham now. I just dey on my phone since.

chibuezewilliam:
na u dy kill urself since,just follow d instructions on ui's webpage,u jst dy find watin no lost,its only visa card users dat nid 2 go atm 2 get deir pin,mastercard users just nid 2 continue wit d payment and it will take u guys 2 ur bank's site,dats y i asked u and cassy to tell me what happened after typing ur card details
so my broda type ur card details,na only visa card users go go atm go do i-pin
abeg do am quick make u give me feedback o.

Wetin eim bring for you after you do ham?

T33jay007:
Bro, Visa card is another type of ATM card issued by ur bank. It depends on the type u asked for when filling the form.........go to a cafe and use their own or if u av a friend who u can use his account to pay if he av visa card......mine is even verve

Thanks bro.

cassyrooy:
MasterCard dey prove stubborn o!

Same here. I don tire.

cassyrooy:
Buy N5000 own,


Bro, it's issued by your Bank.

It was past 6 and I knew banks had closed, but I tried my chances. I went to the nearest bank (Ecobank) to the cafe I was and saw a banker walking out of the bank.

Me: Good evening sir.

The man: Good evening.

Me: I want to know if you guys sell Visa cards here.

The man: What's a Visa card?

Me:

Guy I no fit talk. Shey this guy dey whyne me ni or e no sabi Visa card true true. It's like asking your friend "when last did you surf the net?" and he replies with "what is the net?"

Me: Those kind of cards used for making online payment. Like the mastercard and the likes...

The man: Okay (then he directed me to the entry)

cassyrooy:
Buy N5000 own,


Bro, it's issued by your Bank.

N5000 Them get levels ni. I heard one of N500.

dara319:
Am gud oo....wot abt u......wit dis I-pin tin and all

I'm okay. Were you able to login?

Dara319 long time. How far?

Cassyrooy which level you dey na?

chibuezewilliam:
Pr0ton,cassyrooy and wharlecks,this question is 4 u guys o,una wey b mastercard users
after typing ur card number,CVV2 and the rest,what was the system telling u guys or where did it redirect u to?

I haven't tried that yet. Still struggling with I-pin issue. Trying to avoid story that touches. Make e no go be say I go throw 4.5k away.

chibuezewilliam:
baba na VISA CARD sure pass,all the people i knw dat av registered used VISA CARD,na only mastercard users just dey get problem.

Na to go buy VISA CARD remain. How much is it?

FrancisTony:
Someone informed me that it was announced on channels TV that ineligible candidates who were posted to another schools can now write their original institution P.UTME as well as the new one.

Double blessing. *dancing shoki* but Joseph Ayo Babalola, University na yeye school.

*joins him*

cassyrooy:
There was no provision for PIN, but if this your friend knows that platform and how it works, pm me his digits on FB.

I'm having the same problem here. I don storm the atms of all the banks in Sango here searching for I-pin with no success.

And concerning my friend, he used a VISA card.

FrancisTony:
Joseph Ayo Babalola University, Ikire, Osun state.

Pr0ton, Tommybob et al I am crying. If I wanted to study in Osun state not to talk about private univesity, wouldn't I have chosen Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife.

Mehnn. Take heart bro. As it is now, you've got accept your fate, till whenever anything happens to reverse such heart rendering action. A private uni I'm also lost bro

cassyrooy:
Ok. If that your friend could fill in the blanks with the UI payment portal, i'm just around.


Augster we need to talk.

He can. The problem he has now is his pin; he has forgotten it.