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cassyrooy:
Bitch! Are you retardéd? Or your state is beyond medical comprehension?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Wait a minute... You think i'm some Stanley like that from UNN?


You should hide your ugly face when Matters related/connected to UI are delibrated upon, cos their students don't use/reason along the same frequency band your Lowly-Informed half brain could entirely muster.


Shït! I hate this, but your entirety is too complacent, that you gullibly replied without properly digesting my earlier post, to research on micro-terms like STANs is a Nigeria Soldier job fighting against BH abi? That you opened your shíthole of a mandible to type your myopic and unwarranted comment here.


BTW! Stanley must be really jobless*i wish i could advice the bro* to think he's chasing a girl-maybe he is but she's just empty and loosed in the head...

Shoot me if that thing ever steps here again


What's the deal again

cassyrooy:
how far my guy?

whats up?

On a low key

you?

Pr0ton:

Cassyrooy baba

jstbeinhonest:
So the form isn't out?.

It's not.

FrancisTony:
You are evil.

Lyrictically

MhizDeedy:
#NewHere.....did nt knw Ui as a group on Nairaland. Pls what was last yr's cut off mark for sociology?

58.

jstbeinhonest:
Any news on d p/ume form?

I got this from the Whatsapp group: the portal is on admissions.ui.edu.ng or [url=admissions.ui.edu.ng]PORTAL[/url] So registration can start anytime soon.

winner95:
Pls, I need the past question also. Oga Prot0n pls link me....#07061068819

topsygal:
Good morning,would also love 2 get d pst ?s too,and I wanna join d watsaPp group too 09033583686.

tolaxin:
ahbeg connect me too @08181984233

jOSHBOYY:
can u connect me also 08146430799

Okay. I'll give the guy your numbers. But the PQs contain Eng, Chem, Phy and Bio only.

techwizard:
This is my second post here, and wanna use this opportunity to thank these set of people due to their contribution:
1. Tholu
2. Proton
3. Becca
4. Augh
5. Whales
6. Precious
7. Tunsboy

Regards Trojan.

You're welcome

augster:
what is this one saying? Pr0ton come see person o

You didn't know she was denied admission 13 times? Advise her to study harder. I can see her mistaking there for their

topsygal:
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FrancisTony:
You still posted there, after my stern warning

I didn't did I?

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Joeself1:
you don do post utme already

Joeself1:
you don do post utme already

FrancisTony:
Don't post anything.

https://www.nairaland.com/1906435/unilag-2015-2016-admission/105

Yh I won't

FrancisTony:
Hard as in? UI cutoff for Pharmacy and Nursing last year, were 68 & 67 respectively...

Gimme the link to your thread Make I storm that place small

Akinwunm1:
Pls do you guys have idea of how one can study medicine in ui without jamb

Direct Entry?

RobinHez:
anyone with the past question should pls mention me, i need it urgently. thanks.
cc Pr0ton

I know a guy called Vcojuro who sells UI pdf PQs for N300. He should respond after getting this mention, or you can drop your number for faster connection.

herald9:
'appear'?

Just because you're an atheist, you think you've a standard criteria for measuring what's good and what's bad?

Remember what's good to you might not be good to others.

What are you defining "good" as? The good I used in that context is in regards with your moral of "determination and rewards for honesty". Now this is what I'm saying. Even if the story appears "good", does it eliminate the questioning of its authencity like if it ever happened for real? for example

malvisguy212:
you talk as if you are too nice and good, ok. Christians are killing and causing harm, what have you don about this? Just to seat down and type rubbish, throw insult and your ignorants atheists friends likes your post!!! More like an internet bully, accused God of killing, how many life have you save? I can confidently say I risk my life in saving someone and the person don't even know what I did for him, since 1994 today is the second time I am saying this. Am not boasting but they way you (pleatton) say things here on nairaland, is like you are the best and innocent gentle man and ALL other religious people are bad, they are subjected to you. Sorry if you take this as an insult, if I did not say this , none of your atheists friends will have the guts to tell you. But above all, I know you are nice sha.

Awwwn. Could the person be that dumb?

herald9:
Christian or no Christian, I've to say things as it is or I'll be fooling myself. Some stories in the Bible are didactic-they teach morals.

Like Joseph rising from the position of a servant to 'prime minister' teaches determination and also shows the reward for honesty.

Not all things in the Bible are worth questioning tho.



Btw I'm not an atheist. Just an enlightened soul.

Not even the authencity of those things that appear "good". Don't tell me you are enlightened.

herald9:
Can you elaborate? Cause I think Pharaoh ignorantly promoted him rather.

Ignorantly?
Don't tell me you're a Christian.

That was very kind of you Johnydon22. These superstitions have just eaten deep into the brains of Africans. I do get really annoyed whenever I hear stuff like picking snails in the dream, a person who shakes before dying has seen his hell fire before he dies, sango is thunder, beautiful and fair girls are from the waters, declearing people contrary-spirit-possesor just because you see it in a dream or "revelation" (that is only witnessed by you alone) and many more including the one you've brought up today; from grown ups.

Many innocent children are really suffering from this insanity. I can remember the issue my parents' pastor brought up about my sisters and many other girls being witches and possesed in his "church". My parents hurriedly bought the idea (as in people tend to believe EVERYTHING their pastor tells them) My mum would question my sis about the stuff, night and day. It was getting too annoying and I couldn't bear it. I had to go exclaim at her (during the questioning process) if she herself had asked her God if what her pastor said was true. She was silent and began to think about it (I was still a Christian then tho) and I wasn't nice with her pastor at all. His stup!d beliefs were just too much.

The imperative drive behind all these is FEAR. Humans would go and do the extreme (no matter how insane it would seem) to satisfy their fear and ensure themselves safety. For Africans to get healed of this sickness it would take hundreds of ultra-advancing generations. An adult can appear very stup!d when he subjects himself to fear. You hear him do and speak nonsense that a vibrant 8yr old kid would feel disgusted at.

johnydon22:
THE STORY OF HOW DAY AND NIGHT BEGAN (Igbo folklore)
Folklore is a way most cultures preserve their cultural background and mythology.
The Igbos are rich in mythologically rich folklores and i was opportuned to hear some from my parents.

I believe in this our 21st century, the age of computer and wonderful technologies. it's our duty to preserve our folklores and mythology and convey them to our children and their children after them when we might be called grand-pa/ma.

This is a story you might find in different versions from different Igbo communities but let me tell the story based on what my dad told me. hope you enjoy it.


The hurricane lamp glowed with little tip-toeing amber light flickering on it casting a yellowish-gold amber light around the room, Papa's eyes sparkled from the glow, i sat quietly on my young tender legs curled in a lotus manner, my brothers and sisters sat around looking at papa. all was quiet, then papa began

[size=18]"Long ago when the skies were still land for squirrels, the world was young and the trees were brighter and greener, the sun was gentler and dimmer, bird songs filled the air.

Their was no day or night, people lived and slept anytime they want without any time determining phenomena.

A certain old widow lived in a village, she was wealthy as she was kind even though her husband was dead. She had many servants and workers taking care of her wealth but yet she lacked just one thing.

Many years after her marriage to her husband they had no child until her husband's death. she was unhappy even though she lacked nothing materially.

One day following the advice given by one of her servants she visited a very powerful dibia (native/witch doctor). who after some necessary sacrifices and incantations referred her to the land of ekwensu. **Ekwensu is the trickster and cunning/mischievous god in igbo pantheon)

"When you get to the land of ekwensu, you will see many choices of children. handsome ones, ugly ones, beautiful ones, handicapped and many more, you have to choose wisely" the dibia sang out

" but when you get to the land of ekwensu, you must wait until you hear mild ringing sounds then you can enter, but if you are hearing drum-like sounds you must never enter" The shaky voice of the dibia warned.

The old woman journeyed to the land of ekwensu, after many moons (months) of waiting of which the drum-like sound persisted, the soft ringing sound became audible replacing the drum-like sounds that have been sounding for many moons she was there.

She walked into ekwensu's land and met the god. Ekwensu told her all the good children he had went on an errand, she should go back and return later unless she would like to take the handsome boy standing at a corner but he was full of mischief, had a raging blood lust and magical abilities.

The woman after many minutes of thinking chose to take the boy instead of waiting many more moons before the next ringing sound or going home empty handed. The child was given to her making her very happy to have a handsome son now that will inherit her wealth.

The boy grew handsomely and strong, after many years his lust for blood crept in.
He started by beheading his mother's chickens one by one, the woman thought he would be ok once the chickens are all dead but he moved to the goats afterwards. Then he started with the cattles until all the old woman's live stocks were all beheaded.

He started beheading the slaves, moving into the village beheading people subduing them with magical charms until finally he beheaded his mother.

An old witch that lived in the outskirts of the village knew the evil boy would come for her soon and was not ready to loose her head to a little boy so she spent her time making charms that would make darkness fall so she can escape the evil boy.

As expected the evil boy visited the old woman with sharp shimmering blood ridden matchet charging towards the old woman.

She threw her charm on the ground and darkness fell making the boy not to see where she was.
The boy being a magically inclined being threw his own charm and light restored.

They kept on doing this for days, throwing the charms at interval inducing light and darkness. the woman was determined to survive but the boy was bent on having her head.

The 7th day of their struggle, worn out and tired. Both of them tiredly threw their charms together causing it to explode suddenly. the light and darkness stuck to the world permanently turning the woman to a cricket who always shrieks during the night and the evil child vanished forever.

And that is why till this day; The light and darkness charm shared the day into two equal parts coming out at interval because their is none that can stop them anymore, and the cricket always cries in the night.

That is why we have day and night in the world now..[/size]

A nice write-up, I must commend.

Tygg:
love these questions... ..1...A...cortex.....tz an outer cylinder......(jamb)
2..C....endodermis........(jamb
3..D...collenchyma.... tz made up of living cells so I presume a young plant needs both hydrostatic and mechanical support in DAT form
4...D...(jamb
.
5....D pericycle


1...B....7+12+5+5+4
2..B.dentine...maybe..
3...pendactyl..C
4.....B
5.....D
6....B....fontannel...gat sumtym to do with babies not sure..
7.........B...not sure....maybe d odontoid process replaces it
8.....C....not sure...
9..B..ligaments...
10....B...not sure



keep it up.....proton get ur bible.....1 Samuel 7 vs 12....##reminisce

This guy ehn...

bayino:
i am also applying for geology in ui. Here is my fingers 08128200178.

Wow Here's my pinky index thumb fore toe 09030910740

What's your sub combo?

horpeyemmi66:
@Pr0ton, Weed?

My Mrs. has warned me about taking weeds, she suggested pipe saying 'that is more mature'.

Haha... Funny

johnydon22:
seriously it will thats why i need to reach that International.space station one day

Mehn me too. Lot of beautiful things out there.

johnydon22:
1. Night earth picture taken from the international space station
2. First picture of Mercury ever
3. Picture of a raining cloud from above

I really loved the night earth picture that I had to look for more. Imagine the earth sparkling like this in space! Will be more beautiful than saturn, lol

menesheh:
The level of computer interconnectivity in the second picture is astonishing, God!!!!

Like I couldn't stop staring!!

Amazing pics.