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stevecantrell:
Whey powder.

what's that

EagleScribes:
Ultra lite. It's like Complan for adults

thanks very much

EagleScribes:
Ultra lite. It's like Complan for adults

thanks very much

stevecantrell:
I wonder when Nigerians will end their misguided love affair with self medication, esp with cyproheptadine.
You're taking cypron, cyprigold and now oraxin. IT IS ALL the SAME THING.

Use Amino acid supplement like Amino 3000/6000 from Pharmacity. http://smub.it/myi5

hello, sorry to bother but just went through your chat now so I guess you can help me out. which food appetite drug that has no side effect should I take? please will be waiting for your reply because am too slim for my liking

Dfame:
THE POST OF AN ACCOUNTANT EXIST IN A REPUTABLE WATER PRODUCTION AND PACKAGING FACTORY IN ABUJA.

1. APPLICANT MUST BE AN OND HOLDER AND MUST POSSES BASIC KNOWLEDGE IN BOOK KEEPING AND INVENTORY.

2. APPLICANT MUST BE COMPUTER LITERATE AND SHOULD KNOW HOW TO USE SPREAD SHEET.

3. A FEMALE APPLICANT IS PREFERABLE.

4. APPLICANT MUST RESIDE IN ABUJA.

Interested candidates should send their CVs to secretgarden4life@yahoo.com or newman_benson@yahoo.com before the 5th day of December 2017.

thanks

would have sent my CV but I don't reside in abuja, could you please help me and find any job openings in enugu. Thanks

Casinger:
Please DELETE those TWO words JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES OP, because..NO we do not pressurize people to change their religion.

We avoid pressuring people for the following reasons:

*Jesus never pressured people to accept his teachings. He knew that relatively few would respond to his message. ( Matthew 7:13, 14 )

*Jesus taught his followers not to push others to change their beliefs. Instead of trying to force people to accept the good
news of the Kingdom against their will, his disciples were to look for listeners who were receptive.— Matthew 10:7, 11-14 .

*Conversions made under compulsion are meaningless, since God only accepts worship that comes from the heart.—
Deuteronomy 6:4, 5; Matthew 22:37, 38 .

However, those accusations are false. We do not try to force our beliefs on anyone. Instead, we believe that people should be allowed to take in knowledge so that they may make an informed choice.

We do not coerce people into changing religions, nor do we carry out political activity under the guise of religion or offer material or
social advantages to gain new members. This is in contrast to some who claim to be Christian but have dishonored Christ by doing such things.

To know more about Jehovah's witnesses please kindly visit https://www.jw.org/en/

Thank you!

thanks for that writeup and clearing the mind of readers.....BTW am a Jehovah's witness

hahahahahah that's wickedness

richiearmany14:
Amen sis I wouldn't wish a violent spouse for any one even if that person is my enemy.

thumbs up.....good one

Therock5555:
Hahaha i might drop by east next year so if you would host me i could hit you up

BTW I sport an afro hairstyle now so scars aren‘t that visible no more

hahahaha okay

richiearmany14:
Amen to that bro

likewise... God please don't give me a violent man,amen to that prayer

Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

can't stop laughing....... the fact that she saw you cheating in her dream but in between are you in Enugu need to check the center of your head.

emeijeh:
You tap into my prayer too?

lol

emeijeh:
Nice write up.
Op, this traditional marriage cake is yours...... May you find your better half at the right place and at the right time.

Amen.

a big Amen

debbie:
Vacancies exist for Human Resources Manager and Human Resources Officer in some medium-sized establishments. Minimum qualification is First Degree or its equivalent. Membership of CIPM is an advantage. Years of experience required are 2 for Officer and 5 for Manager. Interested qualified candidates to send resume to globalkreativeskonsult@gmail.com not later than 27 October 2017

dear Debbie, please if you know of any job opening in Enugu kindly let me no. biko help a sister in need

hello house,please any job opening in Enugu kindly help a sister in need.thanks

good day NL,please anyone in Enugu if yes kindly let me no of any job opening(s). biko help a sister

rifasenate11:
OP, you were in love that's all, nowadays girls are very deceitful. it's too damn easy for a girl to cheat than a man. believe me, it has happened to me before. you did the best thing tho, and all these girls acting so righteous whenever they hear thier man is having a convo with another girl they start acting all stuck up are the WORST OF THEM ALL. they cheat too...

thumps up

beautiful....

chai....they say love is blind

selflessposhheart:
me that don't know them sef I'm joining in the cry

lol sisterly we they in the same shoe

prciouschika:
enugu is fine, where are you? don't have your number

hello how are you doing

hi

dear future husband, I can't wait to have my own set of twins. biko hurry and come me waiting

Eaa247:
miss P, ve u fought b4?

lol never ooooo.....Will be the one to walk away

L3G3ND:
my first and only fight i was in primary 4

back then there was a boy who just loved using his pen head to poke my ass from behind i complained to my teacher and she warned him but he just wouldn't stop. still recall it was on a Friday i sat on my desk after P.E doing my homework (I was a nerd so i preferred just getting done with any work so can face home lessons) he came in with his friends about 3boys and a girl .. he left them and walked straight to my desk and was consciously shaking it .. the rage in me eh I just forgot my five tiny fingers on his face he pushed me i fell but i was resilient i stood up and pushed him as hard as i could he staggered .. the fight started o
tho he tore my P.E uniform i succeeded in lifting him off the ground and hitting him hard on the teacher's table .. i was that angry .. i was declared the winner and my P.E uniform replaced by my teacher ..

confirm strong woman

Googlersconcept:
HBD boss.. Tomorrow is the day
Who knows what I'm talking about?


Oct 1

tstv launching

Mayorsholly:
I guess her should be married D;.. anyway HBD bro, wish u Better films ahead

yes he is

Emeka71:
Some of them have never been to the airport since they were born talkless of boarding aeroplane.

haba easy nah.....lol

mriyesecnerwal:
if you are not by the window, you are not even on the plane. lol but thats the best place to sit and enjoy the journey

abi oo

noskybanj:
I have not gotten any txt msg yet for d N-health. Bikonu eneedirim dis job bad bad

brotherly.....naso

npowerng:
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good morning, still waiting to receive an sms on NPOWER HEALTH. Hope I receive mine because I need this job

NIGHTMAREOO7:
Lag but visitin east early next month. I'll pm u.

okay