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Nah lie na ugly ladies them chop pass


Marry an ugly lady to stay healthy no stress, no headache, no worries... Just ur chop alone..... .


Happy married life njoy ur union guy[/quote]

Okay

iamarealman:
I can give you a very good job as a PA

Please good nairalanders, someone should help a sister and find a good job for her

Thought am the only one that noticed







Is that the reason why one of her breasts is looking up while the other is looking down?
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Don't be mean

Chubhie:
He prolly meant pap. As in akamu.

Oh we serve a living God .

ednut1:
I once took my cousin to a general hospital like 2003 .Every one at home had travelled. After the whole stress of waiting to see doctor and registration in the general hospital. My cousin slept off on the bench and woke up later and became well. We no later see the doc.

Please what's PEP?

CosmicGoat:
Guy go find pep and drink before its too late
Suspicion won't save you from danger o
You had better find it before 72 hours goes out. If it does, you're OYO o

Please what's PEP?

Salutem:
Get yourself tested and be sure of your HIV status, however, you ve come way too long "a week" which is quite to long for you assuming she is HIV positive, you should have been on PEP not later than 72hours after the sex.....

Also did you by chance get to know or familiarize with the drug's name?.......That would give hint on what she's likely managing

Biko which gate did Musa move to

masterP042:
Upon say musa don move the gate to a new location, he's still seeing lots of things there.
Ezigbote nsogbu di

Are you a witness?

Nnamebuka:
Hear yourself hanty. They do not have love for others yet at the expense of their time, resources, comfort, rest etc under the sun and rain they are going to house to house, street to street, city to city preaching and teaching the same people they allegedly do not love without any form of inducement from them.

how e dey do you ma?

If I have time for religion jw is sure bet me.

We have Jehovah's witnesses in every country

EXLOVER:
So Dubai has Jehovah witness?

So what's the end point of your story

FreemanTJ:
I'm Confused With The Way Forward With My Relationship And Marriage

2 years ago I met a lady through a colleague. We got really close and became friends, few months later we got intimate and eventually she got pregnant. She was so scared and devastated and pleaded that I not only accept the pregnancy but marry her as well.....her parents are both pastors and she didnt want to bring shame to them by having a child out of wedlock.

The truth is, I wasn't ready for such commitment but I couldn't bear to see her depressed and so devastated, so I succumbed to getting married to her. Within 2 months we had to do a rushed traditional wedding and white wedding but before that I told her I felt trapped and we had an agreement we weren't going to be living together. This was because we both had different apartment at that time and due to proximity to work I wanted to stay on the island while she stayed on the mainland. She's an entrepreneur and since she was pregnant it wasn't going to be easy for her shuttling between island and mainland

She was ok with the agreement and all the while we lived apart. After the wedding I never wore the ring as I never considered myself married. My parents were the only ones that showed up at my wedding, all my sibling were really disappointed.

Anyway, to cut the long story, while I was with this lady before she got pregnant I met a lady at an event and immediately we connected. We would chat for several days and play chess game for long hours. We shared alot of common interest in our profession, games and all. She's not the reading type so I always recommend books for her to read and we reviewed together. After about 3 months of communicating online she asked if I was seeing someone, at that time my wife (it feels odd using the word wife) was pregnant, I stylishly dodged the question but she another she insisted I answered and I just had to confess I had a gf.


She thanked me for telling the truth, we continued playing chess but it wasn't as often. One time we were playing and started teasing sexually, she played along and was surprised I even mentioned anything sexual. Few months after, I got married but never mentioned it to her. I fear I might lose her while going through a marriage I never wanted.
During this period I withdrew from all form of communication, I was trying to figure out my life yet distracted. She kept sending messages on WhatsApp which I ignored until after about 2 months, I responded and she was upset that after connecting so well I suddenly withdrew.
She asked if I had a meltdown or emotional breakdown which I denied. Just told her I was detoxing from social media but I was back for good. So we continued chatting for another 3 months and decided we saw a movie together. After the movie I told her I wanted to see more of her. Eventually after some weeks, I invited her over and we got intimate. It wasn't the best of experience for her as she claims to have been celibate for over a year.

When she got home that night we discussed our sex extensively and she said she has never experienced orgasm and has always had painful. I felt I could change that experience for her. The next time she came over she asked if I truly had a gf since we spend alot of time communicating online, this time around I said I did but due to the distance we had issues and the rship isnt heading anywhere. I knew it was selfish of me but I wasn't ready to let go. After the third attempt she had her 1st orgasm and i could tell she wasn't ready to let go either.

After a while she got suspicious, she would tell me she had a dream of a short black lady chasing her out of my room and I kept reassuring her it was impossible but she kept insisting this dreams were recurring but I kept denying I had a gf or wife. She described my wife perfectly and I just wondered how some people are gifted with the ability to see things in dreams. All through the while she insisted on protection as she couldn't trust me completely. She grew more suspicious daily and I got defensive everytime and this started causing a strain in our relationship.
During this period we were dating and I asked her if she publicizes her rship on social media and she mentioned no, then later she asked me what I was hiding but i got defensive and we had a major argument.

What should the boys do But life must go on

Dozzywest:
On top the dilapidation and squalor, some boys still find time for graffiti and signing their nicknames on the wall.

Exactly they are witnesses

Omolego:
thats a kingdom hall wedding.
His wife is a bit okay, not old
everything isnt passport, what do u get from slandering..
get ur facts pls

They are Jehovah witnesses, jah bless their marriage

that man on the 8th picture can't stop laughing

Okay!!! Should I call this girl power or what?

donstan18:
Getting married to an American ancestor that will grant you papers is better than getting married to a Nigerian non-virgin evening newspaper that will frustrate your life with responsibilities.

Ok just keep on waiting ayam coming

77up:
DM for some necessary documentation and payment ,then we teach you how to do so

na question I just ask??

thariodamaniac:
Asin

How can one enter the romance section please?

thariodamaniac:
See people dey marry dey go.... No be all dose broke niggas and bitches wey go dey carry stupid questions come romance section dey disturb us....


Happy married life to the couple.... God bless your marriage...

God bless my own salt and sugar may his pocket never run dry and guard his footsteps towards me wherever he is.

Street.....

vivipink:
Warri

B

healthserve:
j

Which one is celebrated her 29th birthday From 16 to 19 now it's 29th

When there's excessive money shit happens in-between good stuff because it's not easy to reach 5million

Jah bless

healthserve:
Nigerians and the attitude of walking away from wounded victims.

It still beffales my imagination why we continue to behave this way. If you won't get them in your car.

Do some good, make arrangement for public transport drop cash but don't be inactive in times of people's needs. Let's act sane and restore humanity to existence abeg.


The attitude of gather to look or snap pictures when need arises is inhumane, animalistic and irritating



I was passing by an accident scene and saw MY FELLOW NIGERIANS taking pictures no help. It wasn't till I reached six buildings away I realised no one helped. I had to turn back perform medical assistance to this guy whose entire frontal face fell of exposing his brains. With blood gushing uncontrollably. Nigerians brought out phone to take pictures. It took the entire day an event that ended 9pm but the guy lived. Thesedays when he's pallys see me around the hood they stand up to greet in ways that humble me


I learnt he was the breadwinner of his family. D the family would have crushed without him. On ntw, he breathed his final breather as he fainted the moment I had him dropped on the hospital bed. I got to meet with his family and friends. The doctors said if he arrived ten minutes beyond when he got in, he would have died. Imagine. And people would bring out phones to snap pictures.




Let's act right abeg

Please why did she travel out for so long? That she is thanking her husband and co....

Thanks guys reading your write ups just made me a little happy

See fine children.... Oh God triplets is all I ask for when I get married 2boys and a girl and please send him quick. Amen to my prayer

Magichand:
Chiwawa

nkita nkita

Nkita Nkita

Magichand:
Chiwawa

Exactly

mamajj17:
My dear don't mind him, he is actually thinkin Negatively l guess some Men sha!