₦airaland Forum

Tundenoni:
The worse has not even arrived.
Just wait until the Jehovah witnesses finds out that everybody is at home
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cyberdurable:
Pino pino kee way?

cyberdurable:
nwokem jee chuba Ego....

Ghost7:
They also predicted that the world was going to end in 1975.

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
No why?

vincentjk:
You stay close to vance hotel?

vincentjk:
When I was growing up I always met Sam loko in a small bar close to vance hotel in enugu drinking and smoking. One day he gave my brother and i a lift to mayor market and we were happy

OPTIMUSPRIME08:
Davido
So a friend threw a party at his house for vgc that's was about 3 years ago, alot was happening, babes, drinks. Next thing OBO showed up, menh nigga bought drinks, danced, flex babes. Baba was just free with us all, before you know it he began giving dou out. When my nigga nd i went inside with his crew baba no mind dey run em matter in front of me with zero worries insisting on gee nah gee level. We had our chats and moments before i left with some contacts nd he even optioned his guy's to see me off. I left with some cool donation and happiness. OBO to me is one of the best celebrity with a good heart, if not the best self. The nigga is cool, free, nice but has anger issues shaa. And once u provoke him you better shut the hell up nd allow him vex his vex. OBO higher you everyday bro.

Kingrexyl:
It wasn't my official sim card that's why I broke it, thank God I didn't give her my main line people know me with.

J111333:
Haunty came to born pikin for here and had planned to stay with a family friend. The family friend's wife began giving her attitude which I later found out that she asked her to be paying rent and haunty had trouble with that.
The oga, an elderly Nigerian man I respected begged me to help out and of course I no dey stay home, I said no wahala after all na only one month remain mek she born and maybe another 2 months before she went back.
I left my entire home for haunty and was overseas for 3months only to come back and still see haunty but with another of her friend wey come born too. I later found out that haunty collected rent from the other lady and at the end, I was made a fool. She even had the audacity to use my car in the garage with no driving license and no insurance, thank goodness I didn't get traffic tickets in my mailbox when I came back.
Story long but to help people these days dey fear me.

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

GOFRONT:
Sweet move by my state governor.....Those Keke Napep has really dented my car with their yeallow paint...

Can't wait to hear them banned out of Abuja too....

Mispreeti:
Please pray for my sister that God should comfort her , she lost her baby this morning. So sad my nephew didn’t make it

eni4real:
Okay, check your DM

H2ho:
lonely too

we could get a room?

eni4real:
Solitude is different from Loneliness tho

Shittaakeem:
Heeeey who will do all this one for me now.
I'm so lonely

Exmilitant:
Lesbians- Gays- Bisexuals- Transsexual- Queers..

Exmilitant:
As I was stepping out of my compound to get bread for breakfast this morning, I saw two girls, stark naked running towards me. Behind them were a group of young men and women with sticks, stones and machetes hotly pursuing these girls.

The force with which these girls grabbed me begging me to save them eh, where it not for the gate i would have somersaulted and crashed on the ground. The crowd on seeing me mellowed, and started chorusing 'oga those girls na lesbians'. I tactfully dismissed the mob and promised to handle the issue.

I am with them in a pharmacy getting their wounds treated. There is a nagging question I want answers to as I watch these beautiful harmless girls:

Why are Africans vehemently opposed towards these kind of people and LGBTQ people in general? Is religion or culture the reason? What is wrong in loving a person of the same sex? Is it the greatest of evil? Is evil categorized? I need answers to these questions in order to know what decision to make on these girls...

therajah:
I remember inviting a lady for a date. I was in my car waiting patiently for her. She kept me waiting for like an hour! Then i saw
3 bikes! 4 ladies on 3 bikes.. i was so angry! (So the idiot was busy inviting her frnds for lunch). I just told her I had to go back to office that my break time was over. I started the car and she just qkly begged me for 200naira for transport back to thier homes.. gave her the 200naira and zoomed off. I regreted giving her the 200naira though! Oh my goodness

Dehindepgenius:


My first meeting with my wife's parents was funny as hell. Thank God the old man has a sense of humor. I mistook him for the gardener, he was wearing gloves and trimming flowers when I arrived. I was like 'is your oga around?' He looked me over and said 'are you a clown or you just lack manners?' I realised who he was at that point. Then to worsen thing, at dinner I accidentally knocked a pitcher of water into his soup. My wife looked like she would faint. Today we are best buds. Inside life

dawnomike:
My brother in the lord, I can only advise you to guard your hear jealously... I have experienced heartbreak twice in my life and i can tell you it is not a pleasant experience for a man. So, all i will tell you is to follow your heart while using your head