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Lyrics: Dj Kawai - Reggae Blues remix ft. Mourinho After the matches face a boo (the blues,the blues) Make you do as you do (I do,I do) Enjoy the matches,chelsea blues (the blues,the blues) Cause even the blues get a boo (a boo,a boo) Share the points,share the goals (the goals,the goals) Everybody wanna win (the blues,the blues) As far as say IVANOVIC dey play (dey play,dey play) Wingers pop champagne oo....aaahhhaaa haaaaa

Verse 1.... Bobo see PELE wey dem dey boo (dey boo,dey boo) He don turn Amokachi the Bull (the bull,the bull) Mourinho dont know what to do(to do to do) Oga Abrahimovic just dey look (dey look,dey look) hahahahaahahahaha........i no get lyrics again,you can Fill in the blank spaces, even chelsea fans the blues (the blues,the blues)..... Abeg chelsea fans na Dj kawai song cause am so make una no kill me .. Cause me myself dey boo d blues ( the blues, the blues) Lol The boo chelsea Lwkmd

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Before I delve into the topic of the day, I won't fail
to say I recently visited the moribund Arewa Textile
mills strategically located at the Kaduna Industrial
Area. According to an indigene of the area, it was
hitherto a factory along side 6 others that provided about 30,000 direct and 70,000 indirect jobs with
capacity to even expand double it's carrying size if
the right combination of efforts are deployed. The
cheering news is that help is coming the way of the
company as the sitting Governor, Mallam Nasiru El-
Rufai has given the green light to match efforts for efforts and funds for funds, to see that the premier
Textile mill is brought back to life. For the benefit of
positive thinking, I savoured on that information
knowing that it will help mop up thousands of
unemployed youths from the streets.
Back home in my dear state, it looks like my Governor has dribbled both himself and the citizens
at the same time. Recall that in 2011, the Governor
of Imo state promised that all moribund industries
in the state will be revived within the 4 years tenure
of his Government. The first assignment of the
Governor on resumption of duties, was to lease out the Adapalm to a company believed to belong to
him and change the name to a certain Imo Palm
Plantation, with the promise of turning it into a
green, beautiful and profitable business. During
that period, AIT cameras were moved to the
location and what is believed to be Nollywood best script of the year directed by the Governor, was on
air every Monday about the Imo Industrialization
drive. Today the condition of the same company
has moved from a state of coma to definitive death,
with over 3,500 jobs losses recorded within a short
time. Other companies like the Nsu Tiles, the Avutu Poultry, the Imo shoe Industry and the Imo
newspapers have since been bequeathed the same
experience with billions of tax payers monies
frittered into the tiny air under the guise of
resuscitating them. In one of the jamborees our
Governor undertook abroad to Bosnia and Herzegovina, he told us that investors from the
country have promised to invest heavily in reviving
the companies. Till today, we are yet to see a single
shovel of granite talk less of the 'Father Christmas'
investors. The question of why the Governor of Imo
state, embarks on foreign trips to get 'Foreign Investors' only when the monthly Federal
allocation arrives leave integrity questions
unanswered. Matters arising from the 100 man
trade mission delegation that recently visited
Turkey and other wasteful worldwide golliver's
travels, is a topic for another day. Any responsible Government that sincerely believes
in building industries doesn't need to step an inch
out of the state or the country before it gets the
factories working. A Governor that is making a
heck out of mere payment of monthly salaries to
civil servants, believe the people will trust him when he says he is building factories in over 600
locations. Even road construction in Imo state has
proven that we now house the worst business
environment in Africa. All the roads constructed
under this Government caves into structural failure
3 months after construction. I wonder why a foreign investor that sees the site of the ongoing
flyover where 6 inches blocks are used to construct
a concentric flyover bridge will take this
Government serious. If a flyover that is expected to
have a carrying capacity of over 80 tonnes of
expected load is carried out by direct labour, then the sky is indeed bleeding at this imminent disaster.
On the other hand, networth individuals of Imo
state origin seem to have identified hotel and
hospitality businesses as the only investment
choice. This is a very dangerous precedence we are
laying for prospective investors. If the only creative thinking we have identified potent enough to drive
the economy, is setting up places for our young
girls to come shake their tail feather, then we are far
behind. If we can not tap into the Singapore
experience that ensured factories and
manufacturing companies, are built around existing small and medium businesses; then the
rest of the world may jeer at us in the next 10
years.
We have promised to give answers to criticisms we
put forward, but where the sitting Governor is
confidently doing the job of consultant Architects and Engineers then we have to wail along. If plans
to build industries are not tailored to suit home
based ideas, it will fail... Ikuola nkwu ooo.

What Tha Hell is Wedding
Why Wed





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nice moral lesson form the service you attended,


But mean while, get ready for action, that could be the full traffic light not only green light

multiple Amen to that prayer ....

DECLARATION OF ASSETS.
Since our president and his vice have
declared
their assets, it is very important for
me to declare
mine too, as a good citizen...and it goes thus:
1. ten trousers.

2. five T-shirts.

3. one ankara given to me by grandma

4. Two bathroom slippers.

5. Three shoes.

6. Two pam slippers

7.Two Belt

8. one bag of pure water.

9. five kegs of rain water.

10. Cream,comb,hair brush.

11. Two Phones (Blackberry & Nokia torch).

12. Half crate of egg.

13. One mtn sim ,One etisalat.

14. 1 set of pot and
one kettle.

15. One set of spoon and a set of
plates.

16. One Hp Laptop, One Hp deskjet Printer And One lamp.

17. One stove/student gas cooker(but no gas inside)

18. One gallon of red oil/groundnut oil/ kerosine.

19. One carpet and one Mouka foam.

20. Two sneakers,

21. No girlfriend

22. Six boxers and Six underwares.

23. N 5000 @ GTbank...

Apply Urgently !!!

its funny when poor nigerians remembers all is vanity, but they will still put it in prayers for God to bless they handy work,


Its funny when you as a babe will be toasted by a carless guy and you turn them down, and the the guy that has a car comes around, you position in front of the car and keep you working sticks on the dash board, and the end of the day you jump into naira land and start telling us vanity upon vanity, when God gives you money to buy your own car make sure you dont buy because all is Vanity...



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Arbiola:
Church is also an avenue through which souls are won.... Shutting down churches for the benefit of their pocket,will never make this country a better place.

Young Man (but na woman pix i see for ur profile) YOU LIE !

Just try and wake up from your slumber...


from your reasoning...
#JustWonderingHowManyMoreChurchesShouldBeOpenedBefore9jaTurnsToABetterPlace

to flog that landlord corpse go too sweet...

Ginaz:
please please and please, dont say this phrase " I dare you or '' u no fit'' . dont say it at all, these words are like petrol to fire, anything can happen.

if somebody tells me, ''u no go fit'' that's when I run, people are wicked dont end up dead trying to know what they can do.

my advice oooo,

my dear are you married ? If not please be my wife, you have a great brain in your head....

Except you are not matured emotionally as a Guy or
you are just too incapable of stepping up your
game, the following characters should be a total
turn-off for any right thinking Guy with class!

1. "Mature" Ladies that EXHIBIT: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really matured ! most babes who are above 25 still exhibit there goods! Don't you look at yourself in the
mirror and see how you look like a fairly used who.re ?
Dress
decently ladies and stop all these silly attributes of a
naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible man will like to date you abeg, they only will like to date the exhibited items.

2. Calling a guy countless times because he is rich: Its time to behave yourselves ladies. When you call a guy up to 3 times
and he's not picking, chill and see if he calls you
back. If he doesn't, it means he isn't into you at
all. If he calls back, fine. You should know this by
now; calling him all the way when he's not picking
exposes you as a desperate love-starved babe that can be used and dumped! Personally, this Pisses me off..

3. Wanting to turn him into your ATM machine immediatly you meet
a guy: Except he is a man of easy virtue, begging for money would definitely turn a right-thinking
man off immediately! What if he's your brother ?
Would you want another babe to turn hm into an ATM machine
just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and
unnecessary thirst for money that makes many babes to act like hunger bags when you see a man, you begin to analyze his pockets with your ravened eyes like hungry lions.

4. Begging a guy to love you because he is rich: Any babe that begs me to love her has already been seen as an
incurable bed warmer by me. It is a huge turn-off!!!
Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face
to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb lass Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English a.k.a (tianwww !): When some babes open their mouth to speak, you would be surprised! They
can't even differentiate past tense from present
tense or past-participle from past tense!
I once met a babe in an eatery, as the conversation went on, she had to tell me ''i didnt slept the day before yesterday, i didnt slept yesterday, my mum has been over labouring me at home, for three days now i have not slepted'' tianwwwww !
I had to look around on code if someone else heard that !!! Instantly, right
there, sitting with her, I was turned off.

6. Begging evry guy you come across for birthday gifts, ashebi accessories etc

7. women abeg help me fill up the seventh character, i don try jooooor


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MY FRIEND MUST BE PROBED.
While riding back home on my Raleigh bicycle
(Western-Germany version) after today's village
meeting, I bumped into an age long Yoruba friend
of mine. He expressed profound joy, seeing me
after many years. In the course of our discussion, he said if he was made the Ooni of Ife, I will become
his 'Ababoku' considering my legendary
trustworthiness in a case of abscondment. At that
point hell was let loose, as I starting to cast, recast,
precast and overcast the careless pronouncement. I
have been binding and photocopying the same statement since I left him, in a case where the
casting things fail. I have since written a petition to
President Buhari, to rely my grievances and
possibly push for a probe. Mbanu!!! It's corruption
and I mean it that he must be probed for going
against the laws of nature. Why should my bossom friend wish me the fate of an Ababoku when I
belong to nobody. If you love true justice and
fairness to all, please send me President Buhari's
personal number, that you may be remembered in
my paradise...


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kestolove95:
dem no b ibo abi?

SMH....just d pity d man u that will call u wife..

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dat is sweet aku, and this is the season sefff, i cant see it no more....

hello everyone, please i just got this invite from this group SCHNEIDER LOGISTICS, i tried to google it buh could not get any sharp info, please do anyone one know anything about them, or did any other person get such invite too...thanx

honourhim:
Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. 28 [b][/b]But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

We can see in the scripture above that Christ didnt give support to the slightest worship of his mother yet people wont hear.

Church this, church that....its so pathetic....nigerians wont look for a way to be meaningful to the country and to them selves, theyr busy looking for answers to MYSTERIOUS things......the making sence countries in the world dont even have as much churches as we have here in 9ja....una beta wake up....believe in what ever you feel is right, simple....





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An2elect2:
until God opened my eyes and pulled me out...I prolly would have still been a catholic.

...very funny, ur still going to leave that your present church to a new one soon...''MARK MY WORDS''






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sandrannna:
write it, dn't say it.
U dey fear d guy ni? Guys are mumu in d hands of pretty ladies.

Point of correction...if ur boyfrnd na MuMu no mean say other guys d MuMu like ur boyfrnd, no d deceive urself....




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wmobile:
I got a Success-Mobile Sim card before traveling out of the country for a few weeks.
I met the guy in Lagos at the airport and he was traveling too when we had a chat and the guy said it works anywhere so me and 2 of my pals took a dive at a risk, This is naija.
To my suprise Success-Mobile worked well for me in many countries on the free roaming and my other friends confirmed that the service also worked for them in the various countries they went to.

I was shocked when it roamed free in the USA,SAUDI,JORDAN,JAPAN,SOUTH KOREA,DUBAI. and I was not charged a dime.

My MTN or Zain would cut my neck if I used it in any of these countries and my friends were all amazed and as I promised the guy, I am finishing my part as I told him I would help me spread the word about it.

The guy I understand is an Ibo chap and a young one at that that owns the telephone company like that.

bro, I greet you anywhere you are and bros I saw you on news papers in some countries and you did not tell me that it was your company, you just talk say you dey work for person.

bros, no be you be Success ? I greet anywhere you dey and me go like join you, oooooooooo +447924009400 na the number and you fit check the guy out.

Well, your free roaming worked well and since you said its in 85 countries then I hail.

People if you jam anyguy wey dey give line and him name na Success, then make you know say you don jam the guy.

I read for paper say you go soon launch abeg when you launch make you invite us oooo we don dey advertise you now.

Bro, abeg what is d netwrk's name and how can i get one Am in imo state ...Plz needed urgently...thanks

...and she is not even on dis tread till now...

WIZGUY69:


iboe girls and money.
so because the Iboe boy (buddahmonk) of jobless, you decided to leave him, and when he has small change later. you will be following him like fly.

U should be in d library preparing for ur Jamb, and not here talkin from ur anus...



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piagetskinner:
Y should the female folk always b @ the receiving end huh??

Because they have only one rib





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Reasons Why Ladies Often Dump ther Guy for anoda....

''THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT''





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