cucumbae:
Is tinubu the current governor of Lagos state?

No, he is the defacto EMPEROR of Lagos.

Are you a learner? Come to Abeokuta express way, Mangoro Cement to Iyana Ipaja and get a whole new definition of suffering.

God Punish AMBODE

sharpwriter:


Why would you think it is a lie? Because e never do yu before abi? I went to a catholic school in my secondary school days, and I remembered that the Reverend Father, an igbo man in charge of the religious activities in our school told us the same thing about himself. He said he couldn't remember the word ''IS'' during an exam. He was actually using ''es'' and ''eis.'' We were all laughing that day. He said he was mad and unsettled during that exam. So bro. things happen in the world; do not doubt just because you have never witnessed such before.

Don't mind him. E neva happen to am before. It's called a brain block.

Liverpoolfc:
I forgot my mat no in 400L during pharmacology exam. I tried several times to remember it but I couldn't. The lecturer just said idiot check your student Id card. When he saw the no of times I have cancealed the mat no I hv written and no space to even write the correct one. Tension is bad.

Bro you just brought back old memories.

It all happens during examination period. I remember reading Electric field theory for three days stretch with sleep deprivation.

On D-day i was super-saturated, supposedly with solutions to every manner of questions the examiner could fathom, and ready to start yelling "extra-sheet", "extra-sheet". The sitting position in our exam halls were always in two's. One person at both extremes of the bench, in pairs of Odd and Even numbers. Therefore since my matric number ended in 120, i always expected 118 to be directly infront of me. And 118(a lady) was unlike me who did things in a rush. She was always very meticulous and always played by the rules. Firstly, she writes her Name & Mat Number before opening the questions booklet and always makes it a duty upon herself to remind me to do same every time we were about to submit our answer scripts. So she was like a guardian angel to me.

I was always fond of attempting questions first then writing my name and mat number last due to over-confidence, and on D-day, the over-confidence level was not different. Unfortunately, the invigilator came up with a nuclear option in terms of seating arrangement. Unlike the previous arrangement where we enter in a single file and position ourselves systematically, He was just swinging people with the fling of his hand like he was orchestrating in an opera theatre. I just wanted to download my "cramming" onto the answer booklet and heave a sigh of relief so badly that i didn't realize that my '118' had disappeared from my 12 o'clock.

After numerous yells of "extra-sheet", i was satisfied with the thickness of my answer booklet. Then, i stood up to submit thirty minutes earlier.
As i left the exam hall to wait for my other "olodo" course-mates, my "118" came out twenty-five minutes after. Upon sighting me, the first words on her lips were "se o ko matric number re? - did you write your matric number?". Believe me i felt terror, cold, nausea, vertigo, light-headed, confused everything all at once. See me who finished first started rushing back to the exam hall when everybody was filing out with different expressions faces.

Now it was the turn of the invigilator. I tried explaining to him that it was a mistake but he insisted that he gave everyone five minutes to write down their details before the commencement of the exam. I didn't know when i started crying because the man was one Saddistic Teblik Alfa whose trouser never ever met his ankles. I cried because i imagined an automatic extra year despite all my extra-sheets. I begged this man for two whole hours but nothing(some people think they are god).

All scripts were usually taken to the Dean's office after the examination for collation before redistributing to the examiner and i knew this was my only chance. The Secretary to the dean was very familiar so i just explained everything to her and "settled" her small change. She gave me 15 minutes to enter the vault to search for my script which was very dangerous because she could lose her job and i could get rusticated. Omo as i entered, it was as if i was in a post-office with tonnes of bound papers. Time was not my friend this time because i was counting every second of the 15 minute in my brain while poring through the sea of answer papers.

To cut it short, i found my year and department and to my dismay, i found my script with my name and Mat No. written boldly. At first, i thought an angel must have done that but having looked closely again, i confirmed my handwriting.

I finished a 3-hour paper which started by 1pm in two and half hours but all my travails ended around 7pm. #MINDGAMES

It was in an examination hall. The invigilator yelled............. "five minutes more"!!!!

Come and see tension in English Language, I could not spell the common pronoun "IT" and was begging my friends to help but they all started laughing, They didn't know i was dead serious. It was a babe that helped me with it.

ultimate77:
1. Complexion; she must be fair skineed.
2. Height; she must be above average
3. Boobs: The boobs should be above everage. I want something that i can appreciate with my hands all over and also what looks cute in the front when she puts on any wears.
4. She must be articulate.
5.must be a graduate.
6. Must be outspoken. Must never be an inttovert.
7. Must have knowledge about global and finamcial market.
8. Must not be a social media.freek.
9. Must be a great cook and a good bed maker.
10. Must be ready to respect me and ready to be loved unconditionally. Let me park here.

Note: if you have this qualities and based in pH, I will appreciate a date.

Go to England and find the Duchess of Wales

when the head of TCN bears the name Mohammed, you know he's an APC card-carrying member, a protege of Lying Mohammed and a clan-member of the Daura brotherhood. Nothing good can come out of this 20,000MW, election is around the corner.

Buhari in 2015 had no money to buy nomination form but thieves around him especially Tinubu bought it for him.

Buhari never steals but permits everyone around him to steal, and later come and nominate him for re-election.

German4beginner:
Ok.



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If the cow from Daura, Lord Buhari says he loves it, a lot of Sai Barbarians commenting Ayama!! Iyama!! would eat too.

Nonsense I was expecting to see G-Strings, Mtcheeewww

nice thick thighs, i love big women.

Big joke!!!

An Afonja man cannot take his own life and abandon his precious AMALA. He's cowering somewhere, i can bet that.

Only a brainwashed assbrained fool from Fulani kills himself with the promise of an eternal sexual orgy with 72 Pu$$!E$.

aragonchuks:
If I see SARS ON THE ROAD NOW !!!

You go feel like "many men" "Patiently waiting" for one f.u.cking SARS to tryna put the "Heat" on you then you gon' holla back "Dont push me"

Just added "voyeurism" to my vocabulary, let me goan challenge my neighbours hehehehe!!!

erico2k2:

what are you on a bout, I used the cheapest VW 4 doors I could pull which is the VW golf, to the Camry which is meant to be your super cos you made mention of fuel efficiency, if you bothered to lok the carmy is 2,2, while the golf has a 1.6 Engine, so tell me how does a 2.2 litr Engine gets more mpg than a 1.6 ltr?.This school of thought belongs to those who think brands means fuel efficiency than Engine capacity.But then again if you aint auto fanatic you wont appreciate this simple ABC fact.You claimed there was no fair comparison so I brought a hatchback cos you was talkin sedan,and for me going all the way to research Oh plz, I have a broadband, it took my less than 1 minute to pull that info. its even voice activated.
And regards Tesla, you missed the point again.Im not talking of the Energy generated by the car within itself, Im talking of when you plug the car in to charge.The power comes from a power station which in turn generates its power via hydrocarbons.
Scientist have argued over the years that the true clean cars are those which would use anything that wont produce any carbon footprints ie Solar.
Check your link again you just posted, your toyota could only start from a 2 ltr Engine, the Gulf has a 1.5 ltre Engine,
here is one for sale https://www.motors.co.uk/car-50102733/?i=0&m=sscp can U beat that a 1.5 ltr Engine to a 2 ltr Engine, that camry which is likely to be an L4 Engine has a 0.4 more Engine displacement than the Golf.Give me a camry than can beat that then we can talk, just to add, they even have a 1.6TDI, Now can an camry beat that?

You keep defeating your argument. It has more displacement than the Golf, yet burns less fuel for a given mileage. Define Efficiency?

Dude give it a rest!!!!

your talk is truly cheap so because i insisted you make a genuine comparison you inadvertently went to search for a Camry Hatchback. but Thank goodness you went through this route however odd the comparison is.
This is even the Sedan Base of the Camry ok, so learn.

1. https://www.thecarconnection.com/car-compare-results/toyota_camry_2018-vs-volkswagen_golf-r_2018

2. http://carsort.com/compare/Toyota-Camry-vs-Volkswagen-Golf

The takeaway i got from all our discussion is that "ELECTRIC CARS HAVE GENERATORS WHICH INCREASE THE CARBON FOOTPRINT OF THE TESLA MODEL S"

erico2k2:

let me make you look a lil bit silly, name any model of Toyota camry that is fuel efficient as the VW Golf plz.

And yet you ended up being the silly one by comparing a Hatchback to a Family size sedan.
When you want to do an unbiased comparison try to level the playing field. Fuel economy at the expense of comfort, a roomy cabin and cockpit, and a very wide trunk.

I totally see your silliness. Compare the Passat CC to the Camry OR the Touareg to a RAV4 OR the AMAROK to the Hilux while using the same indices then get back to me with your findings.

vertueptime:


What happens if buhari looses ?

Nice!! The question of a lifetime. These idiots can't imagine a world with that possibility. Some would wish they were already in firdaus or Al Janaa

who will tell this shortman that politics is not NLC. Oshiomole will destroy APC insha Allah Robil-Al-alamin

erico2k2:

This is how we know when someone that did Business Administration is trying to talk in an Engineering forum, You ended up saying nothing. What I said there are statement of fact not jargons.You just derv into Tesla, do you know howmuch the Tesla models weigh cos of the battery inside? do you know the carbon foot prints it generates when the electricity it use to power gets generated??

Hahahaha!!!! Rede ist silber, schweigen ist geld. Talk is silver but silence is Gold. From the bolded, i can only decode that you are just a car enthusiast.

You're the only one arguing with yourself on this. I already told you that Aesthetics and Hype, the Germans/Europeans got it but Economy and Efficiency, give it to the Japs. Similar scenario in history played out in World War 2. Compare the Mitsubishi A6M2 Zero fighter to any allied fighter plane and it won hands down until the Americans upgraded the V12 Rolls Royce Merlin by incorporating two turbochargers.

I wouldn't presume to lecture you on the electric car since you already believe it has a "CARBON FOOTPRINT" probably generated by a mechanical generator

erico2k2:

Im sorry to say from what you just wrote, you have no clue of what the Auto Industry is all about. All those fancy Tech being displayed in todays Jap cars had been done like 10 years ago in the European cars. The Germans ar top when it comes to gear Box and transfer case. The Mercedes where the 1st to use fibre as their prop shaft. I can go on and on in technical but I am afraid you wont appreciate it.name one Camry with 100% fibre body. I know of the lightweight xteristics of Carbon-fibre, despite that, is the resultant weight lighter than the Camry?

As we speak the best Gear box and transfer case is the one we find in Jaguar/Rage rovers, who built it again? the Germans
CAMRY really? if You was talking about LEXUS which is meant to be an upgrade then lol but CAMRY oh plzzzzzz

Mention all the tech jargon all you like. In this current age of global warming and green house gases, We are all about better mileage on the gallon which is why Elon Musk's Tesla Brand is gaining more on share value. All what you just said here are aesthetics of the German car. Nothing of really signinficant value, except, like i originally said, bragging rights!!!


..................... Work Output(Mileage)
%Efficiency = ------------------------- X 100
....................Work Input(Fuel Combusted)

Great engineering is all about designing something of purpose while being highly efficient.

erico2k2:

Its a criminal offence mentioning Toyota and Mercedes in one sentence sir!

Yeah, very criminal indeed.
Apart from the hype of the German engineering touch which is only useful for bragging rights, officially, No Mercedes model can even come close to the CAMRY's reviews globally. And besides, Mercedes is the last of the German 3(1st-Volkswagon(VW,AUdi,Porsche), 2nd-BMW and lastly Benz).

buhariguy:
is it corrupt PDP you want or lefelendum?

The jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorist are confused.

So at this your level Fura still dey shack you.

ZaRuleOfLaw:
trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am. when e happen now, you go blame village people. it's wise to not rub your success in people's face

But it is also good to let them know that the biatch called KARMA is very much alive and always a foot behind you.

ridbell01:
you are a fool and you will call yourself a graduate...you don't know that you cant give what you dont have..[b]the problem of power in Nigeria is generation now distribution [/b]but your hate for the government always block your brain..if your enemy is doing fine and you cant congratulate him you just need to mute shikena

Shaaaaaaraaaaap dia!!!!

You know nothing about power with this assertion. Generation is very easy to fix with little technical know how. Just get the right Mechanical engineers to ensure that turbine bearings and alignment are always oiled and properly aligned respectively for optimal performance. At generating stations what you have is basically a collection of mechanics who just adjust turbine speeds, check gear ratio connected to the alternator, shikena. In Hydro-thermal or strictly gas-turbines they ensure that the boiler or heated gases attain superheated temperatures and prevent leaks(plumbing)

Transmission is where the Electrical troubles begin.
One, we are still using the same grid infrastructure of the 60's. I was a child when i learnt that the grid was centered in Osun State and over 30years, the Grid is still centralized in Osun State, talk about zero development.
Calculation of voltage drop to the last mile, the need for Step-up Xformers, High tension Sag coefficient and corresponding Pylon strength, cable strength test and newer cable routes planning and installation, Porcelain Insulation/breakdown strength and protective switch gear(lightning Arrestors, re-closers, CT and PT, surge protectors etc). All these are very expensive and our corrupt govt would never spend money to better the lot of the masses.

Distribution
This is where the corruption dwells. Private companies owned by cabals have refused to collect adequate generated MW from Gencos. They prefer estimated billing on consumers. As it Stands we have an installed Capacity of 7000MW but Usable capacity is still around 3000MW.
Reasons:
1.) Current Grid capacity built when Kainji Dam was supreme cannot accommodate 7000MW.
2.) A lot of losses due to an outdated distribution network means A Disco would not collect 2000MW from the GENCOs only for 1200MW to be lost or converted to heating of old cables, old transformers, blowing up of fuses, Welders and people like you tapping light from poles, arcing of 33/11KV lines everytime small rain falls etc.

So we do not hate the government. The government hates us but uses COWS like you to try to deceive us

Ejimagift:
USA is just a change of location. Doesn't mean you're fulfilled or successful. Your mum is dumb.

You must be a Fulani for saying this.

This guy looks like a Southerner. May his soul rest in peace. Back to the matter, any Southerner fighting in this "Northern War" deserves no pity.

Restructure Nigeria, everyone but the North Agrees.

True Federalism and Sovereign National Conference, everyone but the North Agrees.

Resource Control, everyone but the North agrees.

Niger-Delta Militants, OPC, IPOB haven't committed genocide but Crocodiles started smiling in the SW and Pythons started dancing to Samba drums in the SS/SE while the Northern perpetrators of genocide, Boko Haram were being given Amnesty deals. Those who could not do without killing were tactically advised to transform to HERDSMEN so that they could be tolerated by this conniving government.

Caseless:
you have dust as a brain? Is that why Ajaokuta is not working?
Dem do, una complain. Dem no do, una complain.

You de form most smart. Go get education.

Olodo-est OLODO RABATA, shior!!!!!!, he is very correct. That is why Ajaokuta is not working.

Building an Aluminium/Steel smelting company without consulting from the Power Authority if the necessary power infrastructure to deliver the right amount of current(which could be close to a thousand Amps depending on the number of arc-furnaces present) to heat their furnace to 2900 degrees fahrenheit was in place was a stupid act.

No matter the Megawatts generated, Ajaokuta can never work until we begin to build newer 330/132KV transmission lines and upgrade the switch gears.

You have to fix transmission first before you start building Generators everywhere, but President Buhari is already behaving like the El Dullardo before him.

sarrki:
Seriously Pmb is working

He may not be 90% but baba is 75% ok as at time gone

God bless you Muhammadu Buhari

Mumu, all i see is concrete steps similar to a football pitch

Sagay212:
He should have shot the two kidnappers. There is no difference between SARS and kidnappers. They operate exactly the same way and even dress worse than kidnappers. I won't be surprised if the next SARS will be mistaken for boko haram and shot like the goats that they are. I don't know why they cannot wear proper uniforms. Alwaya dressing like thugs.

Have you not wondered why we dont hear SARS nonsense in the North? If they try this their nonsense there they would be wasted like flies because it would be difficult to differentiate them from Boko Haram. Ordinary civilian JTF go hammer them to suya meat

I think this is the best approach to handle the SARS brutality. Imagine what a patrol team of policemen did to the dreaded SARS.
Just one SARS idiot mud and the entire internet is agog. That says a lot.

I say instead of the END SARS hashtag campaign, i say we set them up against armed to the teeth Soldiers in our neighborhoods. If una see SARS anywhere, Find OP MESA Patrol van and holler kidnappers make soldiers begin dey wipe them out like flies.

Igbo get sense shaaa!!!

ChiefAzubuike:
I never see anything for Lagos o

you probably saw it but thought it was still the sun setting. As at 7:05pm today, there was still bright daylight but the moon was also clearly visible but in crimson color.

I was at Ajao Estate when i saw mine. A beautiful sight