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PraiseGyps:
I was expecting OP to say it's armoured. But since it's not, then it shouldn't be more than 15m.. Haba, 58m na heaven's ride nau.... Very soon, people will start buying a car for 100m.

Exactly...... If it's not Armoured then it's must be a super-car capable of doing 0-60mph in 3secs to justify that price tag

Op goes easy on this lie........... At $85, 295 with a black market exchange rate of N367 to $1, the cost is N31.XXXXXXX million. Thirty-one million plus.

Let's not over exaggerate customs duty fees and shipping to the tune of N27 million na.
Only bulletproof sedans are in the N50million range factory price

Trina0936:
Two things are involved,
1. He loves her and has no other
2. He wants sex and has no other








#bottomline is He should find another as usual!

you're very rational and best response so far.


Number 2 says sex is a factor but Number one says companionship is paramount, and if a lady can not guarantee number one, then "he should find another" like you said!!!

Harvard13:
its quite easy to insult.
first of, most of my classmates have their CCNA (I Just graduated from ECE UNN and i plan to get mine before i go for NYSC). so if i did mine during my IT like most of my mates and do a follow up between now and NYSC, then another during NYSC, you wanna tell me that i wont have time to prepare for my CCIE between the years i spend in masters and ph.d which is actually research and not some strenuous school activity??

second, for every lecturer that spent 30 years working on his thesis, there is one that spent 5 years on his so if pple can lecture and run a ph.d, work in any office and run a ph.d, yes they can prepare for CCIE and run a ph.d especially if you work in a helping environment.

third, never in my comment did i mention anything bout paper certificate. CCNA is run by an independent company. learning networking in school will help you pass the exam but until u sit for the exam, ur school cant certify u CCNA. no need to argue.

Trying to see reason with you is difficult. When you keep mentioning CCNA I wonder what you think it is? even a school certificate holder can sit for it and score 1000 points. I don't wanna sound condescending though, but UNN GOODLUCK on your becoming a CCIE and PhD concurrently.

Do notify me when you achieve that feat......... Cheers
Leaves thread!!!!

and there is a law that says u cant do both your ph.d and ur ccie concorrently?

i don't think you went to school. if not, you would know how strenuous, nay impossible to run a PhD, then learn CCNA, CCNP, and CCIE, whilst having in mind the fact that they last for just 2years. how do you wanna develop a thesis and at the same time pass a CCIE lab test.

do u think ph.d takes all d time in the world?

ask the lecturers in your departments who finished their B.Sc's in their mid-twenties, but are yet to get their doctorates even in their early-forties despite multiple attempts.

networking is included in syllabus brother, CCNA is a pro certificate. dey dont give u any CCNA certificate if u like get A in your school. ull still go and write their pro exam!

your intellect still presumes that all certificates must be carbon-etched on paper. The world is digital bro, current certificates are encoded, it's called DATABASING.

Sunofgod:
They don't look aerodynamic......looks like a mix of a 1960's land rover and a 1980's G Wagon

Bullet-proof is different from armour ooo.

This is an Armoured vehicle and not a JET-FIGHTER, what do they need streamlining for, to weave through bullets

Harvard13:
bros no deceive yourself...i still say u didnt get any of those networking stufffrom a poly. and BTW, many ph.d holders n networking already have their ccie, stop hyping
oh...and FYI, A proffesional cert is different from an academic own brov

Keep living in self denial. A PhD holder who is also a CCIE, really That person must be Albert Einstein. Do you know how frustrating it is to get a doctorate in Nigeria? Then you spend another six or more years reading for CCIE?
Please learn something new today, which is: Cisco was once strictly professional but currently it's purely academic leading to a professional certification which is why it is currently included in all tertiary institutions' syllabus'

You, sir are ignorant, get informed

Harvard13:
ure a networker...im pretty sure u didnt learn that or get ur CCNA in any poly!
d highest obtainable academic certificate is a ph.d and its given ONLY in the highest academic institutions (university).

Yea, Right! Still clinging to that messed up understanding of yours that A university graduate/degree bests a polytechnic's.
The highest academic qualification in academia is PhD. (this is just lame bragging rights, nothing we do not know already, nothing intelligent involved, no substance perceived).
Point of correction, I'm CCIE. If you know the level of that, then you would know that I can lecture any PhD man in your university's computer engineering department. Should you be oblivious of the fact that Cisco courses are purely academic then, why do you think it is being included in YOUR ALMIGHTY (Superior) UNIVERSITY's and (inferior) Polytechnic's syllabus'

CISCO wouldn't bother their busy minds with crazy nomenclatures such as Doctor or Prof. B.S. But "nomenclature-loonies" like Nigeria have all the PhD's, and Prof but cannot make a single thing to even help their departments. A university bragging about having a Comp. Engineering dept. But Data-centre was designed and built by LG WTF.

You must change your O. T about uni being better than poly because they complement each other, and cannot function alone, but that's gonna be very difficult. Only those who have gone both routes are in a better, informed position to talk. "Those" like me.

in a relationship, 99% of your gut instinct is always right when it comes to a cheating spouse. and to think that you are already calling her FIANCEE. Awwwww You better goan find your own "AUNTIE" too and be cleaning her house shior


OP Rule of thumb :WHEN A LADY IS CHEATING, THAT'S WHEN THEY ACT NICEST AND MOST AFFECTIONATE, BUT WHEN YOU START DOUBTING AND SNOOPING AROUND THEY WEE SAY YOU ARE A CONTROL FREAK

Harvard13:
bros if you were too good, why u come go get b.eng??
shey them dey do masters and ph.d for that ya poly too?

Oga who masters don epp, JONATHAN NO BE PhD ? Abeg Park wella.
Don't feel inferior brah, I'm not on the same frequency with you, and I'm not beefing universities either. The notion that one is better than the other is what I'm kicking against as a living testimony.
whudda.Phuck does a Cisco certified Internet Expert need a petty M. Sc/M.Eng or PhD qualification for? My next target na CCVP so make you dey dia dey look for PHD, you can get that easily at UNIPORT ask Jonathan to show you the way.
The sooner we forget degree and begin to work with our hands and brains, the better for Nigeria.
All those useless doctors wey dey departments who cannot even write a useful article to improve approach to engineering mysteries nko?

Mowete Respect Sir, all others na wash ooo. Who dia PhD epp.

Abagworo:
This explains the accidents. RIP to the victims of bad assembly.

You know a typical African when you see one, lazy indolent set of people. Do you know how many lives were lost before you can safely travel in an aeroplane and arrive at your destination in one piece?

I remember when there was a catchphrase for inferior goods "made-in-Taiwan" but over the years they machined their tools and production to perfection. Now Taiwanese goods are even better than Chinese, next to Japan.

I admire the igbos for their industrious nature, celebrate ingenuity.

mayor10:
You can't compare the best polytechnic to the worst university even NOUN...the disparity is way too much#the difference is so very clear#where do you want to start from is it the exposure?extra curriculum activities thats gonna help mould your life positively?
Lets not even go to opportunities you get as a university student#scholarships and funds#
the fact remains the fact...most people tha end up going to polytechnic never wanted it in the first place#admission problems and all made them settle for less#It's always good to like what you do and where you are buh never try to be sentimental#

The most insensitive and immature post I've read so far. Scholarships, funds bla bla bla. Tell me anything a Nigerian University graduate has input into any sector and tell me whether he got any grants? If you cannot develop or promulgate or propound or postulate a new engineering theory or model, then I'm afraid that school is just an overhyped polytechnic.

I remember a final-year telecommunications option graduate of a federal university in The SW who could not even explain Modulation and Superheterodyning action in FM transmitters, yet he wanted me to build a microwave transmitter for him. I ran away from the dunce, but you know what....... He came out with 2.1. Now bigots like you would celebrate him over a Distinction guy from a polytechnic. NO HOPE FOR NIGERIA IF THE YOUTH CAN BE DIVIDED ON ISSUES THAT SHOULD UNITE THEM FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF OUR COUNTRY.

Trust me when I say there's no differentiating between the Nigerian polytechnics and UNIVERSITIES..Based on current educational standards, they are one and the same.
WHY ARE WE SUCH A HOPELESS PEOPLE? I can see why there's gross underdevelopment in the various sectors of our nation. And this useless op would carry this same mentality to his workplace and start discriminating between BSc and hnd.

I had HND 1st then B.Eng NEXT, and after my HND I WAS JUST TOO SUPER-DUPER GOOD FOR B.Eng . Thus I can categorically say that what engineers only know how to do is to think, draw and calculate ALL ON PAPER. Technologists are the ones who bring our dreams to reality. Same with Architects, they imagine and draw but the building tech guy knows how to get it to life.

What am I trying to say : A GOOD POLYTECHNIC BEATS ANY UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA. LASPOTECH ELECT-ELECT ENGINEERING GUYS, WE WERE AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN REPRESENTING IN UNILAG/OAU/OOU ELECT-ELECT ENGINEERING DEPARTMENTS. ALL YOU NEED DO IS SUFFER TO COME OUT WITH UPPER CREDIT AND 1ST CLASS HONOURS WOULD BE YOUR MIDDLE NAME.

Y'all can beef all you want. "Bottomline is both cadres cannot function without the other".......... I learnt this from Engr. O. O. OLUBAJO

Issorait....... WHEN WEE YOU START WEARING BOMBS?

You have nothing to lose. You got the bar to maintain a good living status. On the flipside, she would be proud that you lied and she fell for it so long as you are not a pathological and serial Liar.
Girls love boyfriends that lie, but when you become the MAN that husbands them, never ever ever lie

DBlackCeazer:
These are def not omonile,possibly new recruits.

Soldiers do not dehumanize their recruits like this. These are either militants or IPOBIANS under punishment. One of the soldiers made reference to that in the video. Listen carefully.

Where Yoruba Omo onile wey be like skeleton wey never chop better akpu for see Chest (akpaobi), grab like these men.?

dadee007:
Honda builds aircraft engines, why would they be there? Google it if you doubt it.

But their transmissions are like bicycle spokes. ACCORD EOD v6, don't go near it at all, after 90k miles

Fogman:
Incomplete list without Landrover Freelander K- Series engine, noted to be the worst ever built engine

Highly Seconded.
Even Gazzuzz no dey near am too. Maybe Siena has a different opinion.

eduwando:
bro my 1999 model is going to 400,000 mileage now no issue! No smoking till now,but why do you hav to use mobile 1 on a small car like that?do you really know the consequence of it any day some one else mistakingly use a normal mobile oil on the engine?that will be the end of the car engine ooooo,mobile 1 is made for a high perfomance engine like jeeps ,v8 vehicles,well since you ve stated using it already don t even change it to normal engine oil ooo,meanwhile its still same v6 with 99 model and sienna bus too

MOBIL 1 is 5w30 Guage and it is synthetic not mineral based. It can withstand higher engine temperatures without breaking down its molecular structure or losing lubricating properties. Mobil 1 is what is best for any petrol 4/6/8 cylinder sedans.

you can change your oil to Mobil 1 if you have been using something else before. Just pray the previous mineral-based oil has not caused wear and tear of your engine or else MOBIL 1 would leak out through your seals and any tiny gaps, and you would have oil leaks.

Mobil 1 even helps to clean you engine, and regular use would help remove sludge and prevent further sludging of your engine. Na water go dey commot for your tail pipe.
Thank me later

I call 'em El Toro, the Mexican Bull of Warner Bros' Bugs Bunny.

alabiyemmy:
Call me anything. You are not my God.

Yelzzz, Mammon is.

evegran:
And you think you sound reasonable or even educated?
Not realising as an educated or "reasonable adult", you should respect the views and decisions of others?
It is in Nigeria you'd see so called educated persons who act uncivil, then you'd wonder what cave they're from. 0_o

Can't blame you though, it is Nigeria where even villagers accuse highly educated individuals of being illiterate because one doesn't agree with your ancient ways of thinking.

I'll resist the urge to attend a conversation with you again. I'm not a fan of guys with incredibly low IQs.

Tata!

Can't blame you though, it is Nigeria where even villagers accuse highly educated individuals of being illiterate because one doesn't agree with your ancient ways of thinking.

I'll resist the urge to attend a conversation with you again. I'm not a fan of guys with incredibly low IQs.

Tata! [/quote]Educational advantage isn't a factor in determining the Intelligence Quotient of anything. Dolphins and Whales are the most intelligent creatures of the seas. Chimps are next to humans in IQ ranking.

The ART OF WAR is a book of organizational strategy written in the Ming Dynasty of 5th Century BC. Before Algebra, Pythagoras, Archimedes, Shakespeare, Da Vinci even dreamt of populating this world. And is still being used for instructional purposes by the USA and the rest of the world.

My point is

Argue your points without bashing anyone.

alabiyemmy:
Nice baff ups. I love being a Christian. Some haters will crucify him and his church for riding a Porsche Panamera. Haters.

Correct yourself....... "you love being an EARTHLING"

He's still a learner. Let him ask Papa Oyedepo and G. O Adeboye to teach him how to get a Private Jet.

Me and am still dey share Lekki-Ajah exp. way.

His elders are airborne now because Heaven is upwards and Jesus ascended into the clouds.

Christianity has lost its focus. Proof of the Architect(designer) is in the design.
These "men-of-god" directly tells us who designed, directs and inspires them.

www.deism.com

Nuttybynature:
I think the qualification of the president should be more than that of any of his appointee.. And by implication, there is nobody in those states who have SSCE that even the president did not possess Or what are they trying to tell us?
I taya for this naija oo


Update!!! First day here and I got the coveted position of FTC in a FP article... Egbon Seun, Mr Lalasticlala, where is my award? And bottle of Gulder??

But bros you can lie ooo at the bolded! First day on Nairaland and you don sabi Seun, Lalasticlala, don sabi wetin FTC and FP mean.
This is corruption.

Nuttybynature:
I think the qualification of the president should be more than that of any of his appointee.. And by implication, there is nobody in those states who have SSCE that even the president did not possess Or what are they trying to tell us?
I taya for this naija oo


Update!!! First day here and I got the coveted position of FTC in a FP article... Egbon Seun, Mr Lalasticlala, where is my award? And bottle of Gulder??

But bros you can lie ooo at the bolded! First day on Nairaland and you don sabi Seun, Lalasticlala, don sabi wetin FTC and FP mean.
This is corruption.

Nuttybynature:
I think the qualification of the president should be more than that of any of his appointee.. And by implication, there is nobody in those states who have SSCE that even the president did not possess Or what are they trying to tell us?
I taya for this naija oo


Update!!! First day here and I got the coveted position of FTC in a FP article... Egbon Seun, Mr Lalasticlala, where is my award? And bottle of Gulder??

But bros you can lie ooo at the bolded! First day on Nairaland and you don sabi Seun, Lalasticlala, don sabi wetin FTC and FP mean.
This is corruption.

Tolexander:
Typical Nigerian mentality.

What if the man you are seeing hasn't attained the level of a professorship but just an M.Sc holder?

Most typical Nigerian mentality.

The caption read "University Professor". Not that you're even in Cote d'ivore

ManTiger:
Odometer mileage?

I bought my tiny light used in naija for 4years, with 193k miles and currently has 243k miles on it and doesn't smoke or leak oil. Everything still works perfect. Very silent engine. Very happy with my engine because water still comes out of the tail pipe.
My colleague bought toks with 120k miles on it and has changed engine after reaching 180k miles.

MILEAGE IS NOT ENGINE.

This baba is just too slow for my liking. Like a snail sef. He should take a cue from Olusani Abachanjo who changed three Senate presidents in one term. I don't know why Buhari is treating this thing with kid gloves.
Saraki forged standing rules - Yes. Why not impeach him by lobbying/coercing senators into achieving your objective. Everything is not about being straight forward with your conscience.

In the end, this is baba's government and Nigerians no wan hear any story about Saraki bla bla bla, na you fvck up we go talk.

All this nonsense cannot happen when OBJ was pressido and Ribadu was EFCC chairman. Buhari is not just baba go-slow. This na baba-stand-still and we are getting fed up.

eluquenson:
Do you drive a car at all?
A vehicle mechanism can go faulty any time, it doesn't matter if it gives a warning sound or not

Oga, brakes don't just fail like that. There are lots of warning signs, Except someone deliberately cut your brake lines. Even when your fluid level is empty, the calipers doesn't just ceases to catch because there are still some fluids in the lines. you get a warning sign like you have to pump and pump to get the right pressure effect. Or uneven pressure distribution where some wheels will catch while others would not just to mention a few.
There are so many signs oga,

bejeria101:
The heart of the average nigerian is just evil,when it doesnt favor them they throw tantrums like donkeys,when raymond dopkesi had issue with raypower wasnt it the same scenario? He defaultd in paying the loan and what happend? Nigerians stood by him and donated to help him back on his feet. Ben murray bruce has an issue and pple that cant eat frm his dustbin are running their mouth,what wll a mans downfall gain for you,make u dangotes son or adenugas nephew/niece? Bunch of airheads.

Yes, you're right. It was us, the poor masses who bailed AIT out of their indebtedness. That's the Nigerian spirit but what did we get in return from AIT during the build-up to the 2015 elections, the worst kind of journalism the nation had ever witnessed.

Same thing is playing out with Bruce, only this time we are wiser coupled with the austerity in the land, I don't see Nigerians uniting and rallying around him in support because the real airhead, High thief Raymond Dokpesi has set a precedent. You can't blame us for not seeing beyond our noses anymore.

We have learnt our lesson with DAAR COMMUNICATIONS' AIT and that useless High thief Dokpesi. When the masses empathize with you and bail you out, you go turn against us.

Your twitting rants have been minimal of lately, Mr Ben-10billion Bruce