₦airaland Forum

megareal:
I tire o. That's how HIV came about o. Before you know it, strange illnesses will start pervading their system. Chai!

HIV is a weaponized virus boi-engineered in the 70's by the USA to reduce the population of Blacks, Gays and Homosexuals, that is why it has no cure.

Monitor Pox is coming

weyabcom:
break it down what's weasel

Take a very keen look at LAI MOHAMMED and ask no further

ONE TREE HILL

ikp120:
Bro abeg whether Tokunbo or tear leather, except it was assembled in Nigeria, you MUST be given the custom papers of the ride by the dealer. Bro abeg check the papers next time to avoid stories that send goose pimples

If you don't know anything please kip kwayet. A car bought brand new from a dealership has nothing to do with customs papers. Customs papers is only for clearance at the port of entry which dealership like Elizade should be concerned about. Get informed.
What stops Customs from kicking down my door and asking for my Samsung TV clearance certificate or my Apple phone clearance certificate.
A brand new car only has a user maintenance manual and it's registration papers inside it's glove box.

You forget the "head".


Ladies shouldn't be shy to tell us how much you crave for it.

Jodha:
Biko for the record I'm typing my "opinion"

I get her drill... She just wanted to know if he was serious or a fvck boy. That's why she wanted him to try again...

Ladies are fragile.. In the kinda Era we are in one.. A girl gahs protect herself from fvck boys..

She's not wrong in any way!

It's even the fvck boiz that would pester your life just to get to your panties. It's like an addictive game to 'em and they must always have their fix. Desperation is not the way of a gentle man.

dokyOloye:
My cousin has had 1 iauto transmission hilux since his 1st tenure in HOA wc was in 2011 and I assume d truck wouldn't be newer than 2010 model and I have seen several auto transmission hilux.
I don't know what U mean by normal transportation cos even d president uses his car for transportation unless U mean commercial transport.

Tnx for picking up on semantics, at least the message got through. Like I said before, the standard which is readily available is a 5-Speed manual

dokyOloye:
My cousin has had 1 iauto transmission hilux since his 1st tenure in HOA wc was in 2011 and I assume d truck wouldn't be newer than 2010 model and I have seen several auto transmission hilux.
I don't know what U mean by normal transportation cos even d president uses his car for transportation unless U mean commercial transport.

Tnx for picking up on semantics, at least the message got through. Like I said before, the standard which is readily available is a 5-Speed manual

dokyOloye:
My cousin has had 1 iauto transmission hilux since his 1st tenure in HOA wc was in 2011 and I assume d truck wouldn't be newer than 2010 model and I have seen several auto transmission hilux.
I don't know what U mean by normal transportation cos even d president uses his car for transportation unless U mean commercial transport.

Tnx for picking up on semantics, at least the message got through. All these mentions and I thought someone wouldov shut-me-tha-hellup by posting an auto-tranny hilux for sale and I'll be damned. For Petesakes we're on the Autos section, cars for sale are meant to be uploaded here. But I'm Guessing, if the hilux standard was an Auto-tranny, the OP wouldn't have had any trouble getting it and closing this thread init? .
The emphasis here was/is the PRODUCTION STANDARD, invariably leading to its availability in importing countries since we ain't a producing nation. Maybe you could read up On Toyota Hilux Standard before the Americans started switching over to auto-tranny coz All I see are just a bunch of guyz telling me about one person or the other who owns what or what-not but who ain't willing to help the OP out. Incase you're misunderstanding the guy, he doesn't want a car rolling off the factory floor, na TOKS O!!

kentornic:
My Boss has two Auto Tranny 2015 Model Hilux.....I can send you pictures if you want...If its that rare, how then did he get two and he bought them locally?

Are you trying to show off that you know your onions because obviously you don't? We're talking about regular hilux for normal transport this one is talking about a 2015 Auto tranny Model. Why not tell him to kukuma buy TUNDRA instead?

remove the wire connection to the spark-plug. No spark, Gen goes OFF.

desquad:
nawa for this bad belle above me,, what do you wanna do with your findings about all this?

Just trying to derail a thread created to appraise a genuine and humble man testified already by many

From the detailed questioning, you can take a guess that she's an undercover agent #customsofficer or a prospective client who wants to patronize this dealer but doesn't believe jack about this. I stand to be corrected.

Maybe you have not heard about #Dadagate, aka Cityhood. ask @memeluv to knack you season 1 of the film. But be prepared o because e reach episode 100. Memeluv opened Pandoras box on cityhood and even his ratings and reviews could not save him. A shey the guy done dey scam tey tey but it took the courage of an embittered client to crumble his dominoes.

We warn people now, do not buy anything from Kaduna because cityhood without genuine remorse or regret, is on Effritin.com advertising and defrauding as we speak.

Nairaland autos has changed. The trusted ones have become the wolves in sheep clothing, taking advantage of overblown ratings and false reviews and our trust to defraud and scam Nigerians in these hard times.

Cut the lady some slack.

osolee:
Go and sleep Biko

I need it. Goodnight o

wristbangle:
Even clean camry - big daddy (2005) model can be bought for 1.1m-1.2m naim person go come troway money buy remodelled camry pencil? OP nobody go buy am

Big Daddy for 1.2m, e be like say na Kaduna dem dey sell that price. Ask @Cityhood aka Dadagate aka BAD(Buy And Drive straight to the mechanic) Cars.

Aiye ngba yen ti koja o. Buhari ti takeover ni isin yii. Ko si aye mo.

Oge mgbe ahu agala. Buhari nu ochichi ugbue uzo ahu a pochiela. Oge anuhu.

That time's passed. Buhari is running thingz now. No time.

kayjasper:
Lol


Mt Wristbangle... You should go to Tincan and price instead!!

Me I sell cars too.. And I understand how crazy the duty and import fees are... But you clients will never fully understand the extent the dollar to naira ratio has caused to importation.

I have two clean units in Ibadan though.. And it's selling for 1.1m last!! I would not sell less cos of the factors involved in bringing them in.

Don't mind them. Most of them are car dealers. They know that even toks pencil light after import duties and shipping cost goes for 950k - 1m depending on how clean it is. Now that exchange rate is 495 to $1. Their plan is to harangue and bamboozle the OP into capitulation. Only for them to take it to their dealership stores and fix it up for sale at "UNGODLY" prices and make breakneck profit. Dem be thieves.

For you guys information, I sold my tiny light, naija used for 680k last month to a friend who was very grateful because he couldn't afford the present cost of cars. When you factor in the "Buhari" syndrome, both buyer and seller come to a logical agreement that things are bad.

chigodo:
What is this one saying?
You have not seen automatic transmission hilux before?
Your case is critical!

Don't quote me oga. You who has seen one, which is quite rare please do the needful and help the OP find it, datzoll!!
If you knew the degree of use and abuse a hilux was designed to withstand, you would know why the 5/6-speed manual is standard in 80 percent of its production. Split the outstanding 20% all over the world market and tell me how many you would get in a country that doesn't support automobile production as Nigeria.
Your case is super-critical.

Hilux ke? Auto tranny kwanu ozo? The gods are attending to your request.

wickedboi:
@predatorX
Please be clear on the issue with tadeus cos I'm about concluding a transaction with him, infact tomorrow. Please confirm before I enter one chance

Why spend millions on a gamble when you can comfortably set aside between 10 and 30k for a comprehensive check, obd scan inclusive? or even ask a trusted Kazeem in your area to accompany you for specific inspection procedures.
A trustworthy KAZEEM is always better than an overrated car dealer.

pafestula:
Thadeus deals with Cotonu cars if am not mistaken? if yes, then which border is the vehicle going to pass? anyway "The fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom on land borders "

Tadeus wee go to Kaduna na and buy one of Cityhood's BAD(Buy And Drive) Cars, respray and send that same sonnovagun mechanic to teh you dat when Customs wia purshoeing him he manage to dodge them inside Bush at Idiroko Border. But in the process the "brainbus" acquired mad-car disease in the brain, and the cold in the bush affected the AC that's why the AC is blowing hot, AC-Fever.
Ask @chelseabmw for more information before patronizing the dude because na @chelsea dey too praise the guy evidently.
I don't doubt his abilities but I don't believe his reviews. It's just too similar to Dadagate and Bimbogate.
We all can serve as NL-auto-section police and expose the criminals and decepticons. Nice initiative princetom1

Anything from Kaduna is suspect now. Even to buy okada now people would start asking for VIN, spoke and engine pictures.
The reviews and commendations these fraudsters were achieving are what misled unsuspecting victims.
2015 was #bimbogate of Inspiredm
2016 is #Cityhoodgate or dadagate
2017 is going to be one guy who likes to pre-order from Cotonou. His moniker starts with a 'T'. Same modus-operandi, same misleading reviews and commendations.

THAAAAADDEUUUUUSSSSSSS NAIRALANDERS DEY WATCH YOUR EVERY MOVE IN HD and 7D.
NOBODY is to be trusted

blank:
If the scam happened outside Nairaland, the the thread would be on FP but it concerns Nairaland so it won't grace the FP. We don't want people thinking Nairaland is associated with scams, do we?

Me thinks nairaland indirectly or subconsciously condones such because I remember the InspiredM case vividly. Seun waded into the crisis that almost overloaded their servers and eventually closed the thread because a supposedly agreement had been reached between the woman and Bimbo to settle. But as we speak, there is no further update on whether the issue was really resolved or not. A little follow-up but No feedback from the woman to say that all went well, nothing. NL Server administrators should put in place punitive measures to discourage fraudsters in the autos section.
Dedicate an entire section on NL and name it "Suspected E-fraudsters of NL, deal with them at your own risk"
Put the name of the fraudster and the defrauded alike.
Put the transaction that occurred between them (whether it's in autos or jobs or travelling or business sections) and the corresponding thread link so people don't fall prey again.

More like a NL Gazette which should have terms and conditions that offers NL indemnity.

The way things are now, it's between the fraudster and the victim, NL doesn't really care much and it's going to be bad if people start spreading the same negative reviews of NL as OLX currently gets.

My experience with NL autos section.
I almost bought a car from one guy on here. But after I called him 3-times with three different numbers on three separate occasions posing as a different buyer each time, I ended up discovering that the car that was advertised as "buy-and-drive" on my 1st call, had a "minor" oil-pump issue and a small overheating problem on the second call. By the third call, all previous issues had disappeared. Only just a gear selection problem which wouldn't cost much to fix was the issue.
I knew right away that that was a lemon!!!

c u all, simple question, diff btw DSSC and SSC, una come dey write big grammer
DSSC - SSC = D
THEREFORE the diff btw DSSC AND SSC IS D

Iwo lo ni opolo ju. You're the only person with sense here.

See as everyone just dey lecture us.
The difference is D just going by your simple arithmetic. The problem with Nigerians is oversabi. If you ask why the economy is bad, won ma bere si ma se alaye ma so fun wa pe 16 yiars ti PDP fi ba ilu je lo fa. Them go talk say na PDP.

Admin401:
Electromagnetic Field Theory.
it's a course in advanced physics, but we were forced to do it in our Engineering curriculum

i never looked at physicist the same way after that course

That course made me understand the difference between "o" level as in ordinary level Ohm's Law and Biot-Savart's Demonic law.

Mai mai no be beans

Electrical/Electronics Engineering

Electric Field Theory

400 level

StOla:
Why are some people so self-destructive, suicidal and craving for conflict and anarchy?

The Northerners did not misconstrue his intention. They know him to be a hateful Igbo, the likes of which vent their frustration and misery on this forum and other online media. Now an Ipob member who has forgotten he is not in Aba, has met his match in Buhari's tribesmen. Even if the complainant is claiming to have Buhari as his father's name / surname, it is evident that both defendant and plaintiff are fighting a tribal proxy war over President Buhari.

Can he name his dog Ojukwu or Azikiwe? Imagine a Yoruba man in Nnewi naming his goat Ojukwu, or a Fulani man in Aba naming his dog Nnamdi Kanu and parading it around the IPOB meeting centres? That is the suicidal attribute the Igbos are known for. Imagine using such a revered name in a community populated by Hausa-Fulani? Even if he had named the dog Awolowo, I know his Yoruba hosts may find it repulsive, but would not react violently, resulting in the boldness of the Igbo man who then concludes that Yorubas are cowards and are docile.

Since the Igbo man welcomes bravery and detest the peaceful Yorubas as weaklings, let him celebrate and enjoy the bravery of his Hausa-Fulani neighbours. It is stupidity such as this that was displayed by Igbos in the North, that led to their slaughter in the Northern pogroms as a Northern civilian reaction to the Jan 1966 coup killings of Northern politicians and Army officers.

However, whether the coward directed his friends of hate to eat up his own dog is irrelevant as no case exist here, talk-less of an implication. Nevertheless, the arrested man is safer in that police custody as his bigoted life will be wasted without a second thought, the moment he steps out of police "custodial protection".
We all know the Hausa-Fulani, they don't need to mouth hatred and beat their hollow chest to teach an equally hateful lesson.

See what hate has caused now? His days of peace are over in that community. Except he is released by the police directly at Aba, where his fellow bigoted clansmen will welcome him as a hero who had to runaway from Yorubaland because of Hausa-Fulanis who are his fellow settlers.

After his brain was reset at the police station, hear him declare eternal love for Buhari.

Thanks for speaking the truth. WE NEED TO CAUTION OURSELVES.

ENZOSCIFO1:
This clearly shows you know nothing about international politics or relations. Which UN or international body will support this your nightmare dream , with the recent example of South Sudan

is it only south sudan? Libya inclusive too. That's why their hands and they are at an impasse on the Syrian-Assad issue.

United Nations would be very wary now to pass any resolution in favour of any change of government or of any ceding or breakaway of territory through war, without diplomacy involved.

Only ignorant people would look-up-to or hope on Britain to come to their aid in form of rendering any assistance that would not serve the Crown's national interests'. The Brits' are the most devious, two-faced, scheming, cunning, mean-hearted, selfish and self-centered group of demons on the face of this earth. Every problem in this world can be traced forensically to the Brits'. The Wars of the Middle-east and Africa

chosen6:
Nnamdi Kanu's father, mother, brothers and sisters are all living in Biafra land. Most of them have joined the IPOB protest on several occasions. If you think that Nnamdi Kanu will abandon this struggle, then you need to have your brain examined. Initially, characters like you were challenging Nk to step foot to the Zoo called niGERia if he had the guts. Unfortunately for your likes, NK announced on air on radio Biafra that he will be entering the Zoo and also announced the date. He not only came into the niGERia but equally lodged and like dullard that the Zoo president is he foolishly got hands on NK and since then to today, he and the country has never known Peace and will never know Peace until like everything created by man, the cursed entity called niGERia collapses and from her ashes emerges the sovereign state of Biafra and others.

Since he has dual citizenship, the country of birth where he was arrested has jurisdiction over his case. The Crown cannot be bamboozled.

The only legal option he has is to renounce his Nigerian citizenship and surrender his Nigerian passport finally, Then pledge allegiance to Her Majesty, the Queen. Only then, is he truly a British citizen. By doing such, Buhari can not keep him in the "ZOO" anymore. Thus, he would be extradited and expelled. In the end he would have suffered for nothing because he would be over 12,000miles away from The Land of the Rising Sun, Biafra. He would never see igboland again. nwokea bu onye nzuzu. Insofar as he still has his green passport, ma sigi ya taa ahuhu mkporo. Nigeria will or will not split albeit peacefully and diplomatically, Not all this warmongering that people like you, who have no relatives/veterans of 1967 in your clan to advice against it, are clamouring for. War is evil. Look at South Sudan. The world thought they were doing them justice by granting them independence. That action would forever be a blight on the United Nation. Ogu agbasaghi umu nwanyi.
Oji ike e je ogu a maghi si ogu bu onwu.

MidasTouche01:
Had it been Nigeria is a good country,

This case would have unfolded like the:
SPELUCEAN EXPLORERS CASE


He murdered someone because he robbed him, this is cold-blooded murder, not self defense....


IamNawty, what did u think?

Insofar as it is "ARMED" robbery and a weapon was present at the scene, then you may use whatever force is necessary to subdue your adversary, including deadly force.
You do not know the intent of the robber.
You have every legitimate right on this earth to defend your property from an "ARMED" robber. That is not cold-blooded murder or jungle justice.
That is why police shoot-to-kill when they see a gun or a knife but pepper-spray or taser your ass when you wield a 2-by-2 stick, not in naija sha o.

Nigerians are truly ignorant. Read the last line again and tell us if Trump really said these.
And there are so many literature graduates here too.



This is an imagination

want mine to perform as a navy SEa Air and Land, SEAL

When you openly declare a vision in 2014 that "supposedly was from the 'lord'" instructing you to build a two-million seater auditorium that would cost around 4 Billion, then you go about making altar-calls for Billionaires to donate towards such while there's hunger in the land, and donations of such proportions were actually made. Then what else you expecting. Poor hungry people should give you a clapping ovation

It is normal practice in RCCG for the center to levy their regional branches monthly, and the wardens of these branches work assiduously at achieving these outrageous targets which can only be likened to such given to marketers of new generation banks. The church is now structured like a government and at the same time being run like a private profit-driven business organization

The regional and zonal pastors are the money pipelines for this church.

The center has placed an X-mark on their pipeline-pastors as targets for men of the underworld.
The militants have spotted the mark on the target and are responding as they best know how to......... Attacking pipelines.

TWO PROBLEMS IN NIGERIA, 1999 CONSTITUTION AND RELIGION.

Jarus:
I got a tokunboh RR in 2014. It had transmission issue that refused to get solved. Changed the entire gear system twice at 350k each (cost of buying plus fixing cost) within 3 months. That's 700k alone. Routine servicing (special oil, booster, this, that) alone, you spend 50k plus, you dont want to use roadside mechanic but auto companies (that carge exorbitant price).

At a time, my wife called me and told me "Are you sure it's not this car you're working for?"

Nobody told me before I put "for sale" on the car.

I realized the hard way that buying these cars is not as much problem as maintaining.

Thanks for the heads-up and honesty bro. RR 2014 suv has been updated on my list of "never-to-acquire-cars". I could end up buying yours and your dealer would tell me low mileage, alloy wheels, factory-fitted ac, 4WD, SRS Airbags, DVD and navigator, sound engine and gear and when I ask are you sure, you or he would say gear is in purrfect working condition.

Trina0936:
And I thought I was blabbering...... there really is sense in nonsense!

Maybe, maybe not. It takes someone operating on a higher carrier wave to understand blabbering. And I did see the SENSE in the BLABBER.