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@ toyinrayo i think the post speaks for itself and almond did justice to it in a way, i think yu shld sted of goin back three weeks

yu knw, i dey always tyre 4 some naija pple outside naija o! wey be sey yu go shalo dem wit pidgin and dey luk at yu like 'wat?' i gues its dia loss, i luv to speak pidgin alot especially infussin some proper english into it, it kinda creates room for creativity and its gud news yu guys speak it well outside our shores. big ups to yu all. REPRESENTIN ALWAYS IS OUR STYLE IN NAIJA.

three GBOSA for all ya' all

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Anyway i think this thread also exposes one fact that is so easy to miss . . . reverse inferiority complex. We have people here who consider themselves "priviledged" to be able to speak in an American or British accent by accident of birth or long period of residence in foreign countries. Looking down on those who are trying to change their accents is just one way of expressing that inner feeling.

REAL Americans and Brits don't care what accent you use. So long as they can understand whatever you say is fine by them. i don't see British people laughing at French or Germans who try to copy the British accent on their forums.
Nigerians need to get real, remove the log in their own eyes before attempting to remove the mote in their brother's eye.
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DAVIDI-- WORD MAN
OMO MEHN- I TYRE FOR UNA O!
@ BRIGHTGIRLEE

as much as i like yur topics, please ease off tryn to chew pple wu dnt share yur views. abi wetin be d essence of ya post na?

i was wif my mum last yr in Atlanta [my first time eva in yankee] and at the airport my mum was tryn to speak with some americans both white and black and they wer all just like "wat! wat!" i was kinda pissed but i realised sometin, the moment she changed her accent a bit to suit dia style, she could communicate well and we cld muv around easily. wats d point of restrictin urself to yur accent in anoda man's country wen it actually retards ur progress in a way? i wonda for una o!

the biuty of been nigerian is dat we adapt easily o suit our purposes-wateva they may be. i neva try to be antim iam not, i speak gud English and mixed wit a likkle british accent, it sounds beta dan the British accent itself. hav yu herd Ajayi lycet speak-dont yu enjoy her wen she speaks?


in asmuch as yu shld be original with yur language also try and be reasonable wit it. English language is our lingua franca and becos of dat we adapt we re eager to adapt to our environment wereva we find ourselves. i deal wit mostly british and american investors everyday, they luv my accent becos it sounds beta dan dia's-i dare say.

ILU N LA

LAGOS STATE-IKORODU OGA!

if yu like him dat way, dia's every 50% possibility he likes yu too, yu'r a lady, u guys knw ow to shw a man yu want him- dnt be too "full frontal" tho but give the glarin pointers and let im c u like im.

well i dnt knw y really, but are u sure its 50%- cos i dnt think so. ive got a gap tooth tho and pple say its nice. wetin i wan do, i just smile away all d time to let it show.

[b][/b]most of the serious topics on nairaland hav always been marred by respondents on nairaland claiming-"generalization" on the part of posters. wu is really to pick out 'generalixation' in topics, posters i guess speak from personal point of views and should not be guilty of the ultimate sin of 'generalisation' on NIARALAND. or is it a way of deviatin from such topics. and pickin on xters on forums? hmmm- i wonda- ur tots pls

gotta go watch the stupid catalina gal, i'll be back

attimes i wonda at the way some gal reason o! ki lode gan n na!!!

@poster
yoruba sey,"ko si ja ni shursh-sadu ra n sa mi ni", bois go sey"2 ge 4"
i prescribe a simple medication- those babes dat av been eye-ballin yu since ehn! step to dem now and let dem slep ova at yur place and let yur g/f knw, infact, hav a band of them as best frends and i believe ur gal frend should be matured enuf to knw, they re only ur best female frends-abi na!!


first of, ow did yu start datin her, widout being her bestfrend? if no be sey the male best frend sef, stil wan schop pan mo! wen ihn c sey d babe don get relatnship se ihn no suppose step?
the babe sef-ko lori lowo ni, ko de lori to n ro, if not, she sleeps ova in her best frends place-u knw i nid dat kinda babe in my life, so we can giv ourself sum drama-oops, iam almost hooked nd in the anoda woman's net alredy.


all dis talk about talk it ova nad blah blah blah, dnt mind em o!

wetin u wan talk ova-mi bro? its either u giv her, her own dosage of medecin or giv her, her own dosage of medecin times 2.
osi wewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ok look at it this way,
if you want to store your babes number in your phone,
you try to hide it by using word that only you will understand

YOUR WIFEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO KEEP HER LOVERS LETTER IN YOUR HOUSE

my brother to this woman, you are already dead.

you want her to admit that the other guy de shag her befor you know what to do?
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abi o! the thin tyre me o!
for me ehn! its not even the shaggin aspect dat hurts, its evident that psychologically, se woman aint feelin yu and shes not wit u at all- u say u hav sex like just fulfillin all righteousness, wetin u don dey do since for dia?

bobs, straight pack ur things or or her things -wateva and get a divorce o!



just as failure is a spring board to success, so is divorce a spring board to a beta and fulfilin marriage_{[/sub]come to think of it, yu get 2 test new waters-wat u've been dreamin of yur whole married life[sub]} chai!! u dey enjoy o!

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He he he he he he he he he! You are such a baby!

Sorry oh--not butting into your "personal or marital" life.

The fact that we disagree does not mean I do not respect your "views"--it is just a debate where things are seen differently. No one is disrespecting anyone's views here ok? So grow up!

Yes, I have answered my husband's phone because he asked me to. Without his consent--the phone ringing in my presence is only a "bloody nuisance" disturbing my quiet time! I quietly ask him to "silence" it! Or move it elsewhere. I have never asked "who is that". I have never felt threatened in my home. Like I said--every problem has a solution. I don't even know where mine is most of the time--the battery dies when I eventually find it. I am really not a phone person-so how can I keep up with another's?. Nairaland is more like it!

As for the laundry thing--I go through the contents of his pocket but dump them in a pile somewhere to be sorted out later by him--so they are not ruined. I DO NOT LOOK!---Like I said--who cares? His address book is constantly at the head of our bed--I have never opened it one day to see what is inside--Don't care about that! Not really interested in the contents. I am above that Nigerian home video detective rubbish! My only concerns is that he pays the bills and does his duty to his family. If I am involved fine---if not fine too! I can entertain myself--thank you! What he chooses to do in his own spare time is his business. Just like what I chose to do with my own spare time is my business--then we have "our" time--which is "our business"--- So "everyone has privacy to operate"!!!

By being gainfully employed, I mean you must have a lot of spare time on your hands to bother what your spouse is doing in e-mails or chat rooms! Usually that is a sign of control and most guys feel the need to have their egos stroked. Wanting to make sure the wives' world centre around them and them alone. Women who do that too, are attention seeking and insecure. I am not. I may like to entertain myself as you see on Nairaland but not attention-seeking in the least. Since I do better entertaining myself. So let's get that aspect straight. I like to have a good time always--with or without people. These debates are just that!-- Cheap Self Entertainment--on my spare time!

It all boils down to too control much I say. I am just not used to being controlled so it will not start with my e-mails. Just ma opinion darling! You say potato, I say tomato!

Duty calls!--someone needs some stuff! My pleasure always!
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oh almond almond almond!!

@frankie and somze

almond's is likened to quick sand in a way- the moment and the mour u try in be like her to insult or she swallows yu the mur--- but i like it tho, kind of an intrestin xter tho


@ almond munmiii , u dnt av to remind us in ur posts al d time, ow old u are for us to knw ow old u re not o! u can get ff d fence, we don c u o ma!

in as much as i agree wif u in some light, i also dnt agree wif some. ofcourse na, se na me, wu has so much job responsibilities at home and at work, will even dream of a wifes passwrd.even thouh iam a network security analyst and hav all the wiawitall to hack any mail i want, yet it doesnt cross my mind, cos its not a priority for me, i aint married yet- but i ve been livin in wif my gal for a while now, infact my fone is filled is wif lots of stuff from gals evrywia and she enjoys readin dem all d time and we av a gud laff ova dem, i av access to her own too, but i dnt even boda to check it or even hav a laff ova her numero toasters and all. we re all human madam almond, pple like us are rare and we re not expected to believe everyone will change to our style of livin just becos it seems straight and logical in a way.

most of the time, my gal frends in d past, even my present gal, all seem to always think i dnt love em enuf, just becos i dnt do d random jelous thingi, dey tend to believ becos i am attracted to ladies all d time, i dnt care about dem- so u c mummy almond, i ve come to realise ehn! to balance my way of life- attimes i just go thru dia sms's just to fulfill all righteousness, even at dat its still evident to her dat iam just pretendin.

itumo?

is dat, i dnt c anytin wrong wit yu givin ur man ur passwrd, hes not even suposed to ask be4 yu giv im- just becos i wldnt ask doesnt mean ur partner wnt ask-so i make it readily available and it kinda brings d relatnship closer and all.at d same time, just becos iam d way iam doesnt mean evry oda person shld be d same way, and the funny tin in all dis is- the lady folks are mur prone to snoop and ask for passwrds from d man.

mama almond, women like yu re very rare-infact very very- the lots of women hia wu readily say NOOOOOOOOOO to dis are those wu want to hide their e-mail passwrds from dia guys and expect to hav full access to dia man's e-mail and bank account existence- e no pure o! wia is d fairness in it all

hey man!
wish i could be of any form of help-but iam in abj. weneva u wanna shoot a scene hia, just let me knw beta still if dia's any help yu nid wif casts or script writin?-holla me.

sulebramms@yahoo.co.uk
name is toyeenbramms

i guesss yu guys should listen to lateset pastor ashimolowo of KICC preachings, its called I AM ROOTED AND NOT ROOTLESS-WAT SI WRONG WIT D MAN OF COLOR?. twill shed so many lights on the evolution of the black man since the days of the old testament. infact i was stunned by the revelations in dat sermon. over the yrs the black man has been a very progressiv human being from d days of the gr8 persian empire-omo mehn!! black get history o! get the sermon and u'll lernn wat d problem of the colored man is.

oga o!

i get tired of dis thing about "normal " or "human" ehn!! wu's to tell us wat makes us human,- just becos yu cry and i dont cry does dat make yu more human dan i am? its not about been a real man or not[wateva dat means in d first place- i dnt knw] but weda u cry or yu dnt doesn t mean jack and doesnt say u-wu dey cry are mur human dan i am-it doesnt suffice at all.



one wuld actually wonda sef- wats d real essence of cryin? some cry in pity, some cry out of scorn, some cry out of misery, some cry out of pretence, some just cry for cryn sake, so if i dnt cry now iam a faker and not human ba! i guess i must be from MARS

omo-today i gotta go wif almond

giv me some steaming boiled rice with stew and some assorted meats with cold,clean and chilled water nd i'll go so romantic on the babe ehn!!

@rockie
na so now-lemon grass really does smell nice too and as for the zobo flower-after the gal recieves it, she can make zobo out of it and sell. abi wetin u feel?

ideosyncrasies-dats all it is. different people like diffrnt things and so, mr. man, find wat ur g/f likes.



but i want to believ dat, the whitie wu like and cherish flowers is not just becos of the color, or the scents dat re dabbed on em, but they tend to cherish flowers becos, its a one of those things dat re simple{cheap} dat does not suggest to the lady dat u re buying her 'affection out' wit expensiv stuffs and wat nots. i think dats wat -the flower tin signifies to the whites and western pple alike. its a bunch of biutifl,simple and cheap garden in a wrapper dat shows affection, it shows-"hia baby, dis symbolises ow biutiful u re,u shine and glow ich time i c u and as biutiful and radiant as u re, yet so simple and down to earth" dats wat i feel flowers symbolise to dem.

but come to Nigeria and u discova- dat flowers cost so much, even more dan jewelry and dat even removes the real essence of the 'flower givin' art. heck i cld buy a luvly gold pendant for 8k dan buy a bunch of fresh flowers for 15k, i could buy a bag of simple tins-cocktail mix of so many lady-like tins for a naija gal and she wld appreciate it more dan a bunch of flowers and yet twill not cost me so much.
i was into dis lady sometime ago and i bot a cocktail mix of so many tins, from scarfs to lingeries to hair clippers to beads and wrist bands and a customised underwear and all dis di not cost me mur dan 10k and i bet she luvd dem mur dan if i had given her a bunch of reds.

itumo?

the itumo hia is dat, flowers represent thse kinda sweet notins to the average westerner,shows u went out of ur way to express ur affection thru dis token dat doesnt suggest ure buyin her ova and dats wat we should emulate hia in Niaja too- if u really crave flowers, y not a bunch of fresh hibiscus[used for sobo drink ]just kiddin, but u get d point- its not just flowers, its wat the flowers represent

conclusion!

flower givin in Naija does not represent such affection to us in Naija, heck we cldnt afford it anyway if we wanted to- unless u want lemon grass or hisbiscus flower or the local fly infested bunchs!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rolling on his chair* hahahahahahaha *hes on d floor still rollin*


ariblaze u no well at all, u wan kill person wif lafter ni. - u guys are d best*still laffing-entered turbo gear*

is dat supposed to be funny?

penthouse suite?


doesnt dat remind u of d just concluded big broda Africa 2 series?

hmmmn?

A.U.D College, Isolo.98/99 set

so u wer all waitin in the trenches abi?

and wats wrong if u askd one, mr. non- stimulator?

dont ya'all think u sholud change topic?




we cld ask questions on sometin mur stimulatin -u knw?



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wats next?

londoner-i like u alot o! i luv ur contributions onthe brightgirlee posts but plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss the guy just told u the problem wit dis debate and u still went on to generalize. ahn!ahn!
ki lo ma n se yin na!!

@almond joy


no vex, na tre yu talk. but omo, u re one faisty gal. one of dis days- i missd dis one, but one of dis days

Yesssssirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! MR TRADO-MEDICAL!!!! it is my prerogative to do just so for I am not looking for a "husband"-- and even if I were--I know where to look ok--definitely never in your direction ok? Your kind will never cross my horizon for sheer lack of common sense--not to even dig deeper to find what other components you are missing. You would have been history within 6 months maximum, just in time to get the marriage annulled and wiped clean from ma records. So I can jolly well tell you what I think and the heck with you! Not even looking for a "date" to attend any Nairaland juvvy prom. Thank your fading, lucky stars for females like Londoner who are ever ready to gently break things down to your kind like sets of retarded children with multiple genetic anomalies--in a special Ed's classroom. I believe in the school of "hard knocks" since that is the only language the typical Nigerian Chauvanistic Pig of a Male understands.

Please try and get married first then come back and tell us who will put up with your local tout of a village arse. With your village mentality, you can only go so far. The reason why Caucasian and African American ladies deal with your primitive arses over here--- most of you end up running for your dear lives, back to Nigeria since you cannot fit in with life long emotional scars. Only to fall in to the hands of some pitiful, unsuspecting Nigerian females that do not know any better---stupidly rejoycing that Chris Okotie or some Holy guy has answered their prayers. Only to find out later they inherited some "psychological and Emotional" shits of train wreck not 'fixable"---but severely damaged goods. A never ending reality TV show of "HELL DATE"!!!!

We see all the new brides all the time here like living corpses with no where to get help since they sealed their fate in damnation to "controlling village kolomental spouses". They are often in and out of Police custody for domestic violence with records that can clog up Wikidoodle. I wish people like your kind will come my way. You need a sound education. I do not have go telling you about my personal life since I have long learned several "sweet" lessons from many loving Nairaland members in the past. All I will tell you is to find one of your "local village brides" you guys are so accustomed to over there and let us look for our "city" dudes. I am happy to inform you that I am light years ahead of most of you in this game and I got it right.

Not like most of you in your teens and 20's whose parents failed to teach the art of tolerance, accomodation, teamwork and compromise. Now you want to make up for your genetic mishaps by hinging to some religion or culture that came about when you were not even in existence. Like you are some mule that can be led to the sacrificial block at any time. Mr. Do as I say and not as I Do! Don't you have a brain? Obviously when you tap your head a hollow sound designates that "no one was ever home"!!!!

When most of you practically raised yourselves, running around polygamous compounds sleeping with yourselves and siblings under impoverished abusive conditions--how would you have any ethical or moral compass to know what it entails to be in any healthy "relationship"? Never taught any sense of direction or iota of self-respect, when your parents were too busy diving in and out of other peoples privates to care what you were doing. Now you think you can control everything that comes your way?

Keep nodding in silence like an "Agama lizard" When you get to age 40 and approaching male menopause--I am sure your village elders can parcel you some "degenerate mail order bride" over your way to poison your arse for some insurance money in the future! I will glady rejoice at one less--six feet under- the world will be too happy to be rid off.

Keep nodding I say---You Agama Lizard!!!!

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oga o!! Mrs. experience look ow u turned out, ur monogamous, upright parents must be really proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really? i wonder y its stil top ten thread and i tot it was discussion thing. well takes a retard to knw one- life must be really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u've got major issues o!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Intimidated By The Strong Independent Black Woman?
« #51 on: November 03, 2007, 04:26 PM »

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Quote from: omoge on November 03, 2007, 04:20 PM
Sigh!!!

men want a woman like Proverbs 31 right? Good. can we compare those days with today? you want a woman who works to bring in money, care for children, the home, meet your emotional needs whenever you want it etc etc.

Ha! Aha!! Abeg Artificial Insemination please.


Thank God for reproductive science!!!! Thank God for sperm banks. Ladies, just harvest some good "eggs" freeze them for later use and throw out any fool that qualifies out of the house, into the streets where he belongs--homeless!!!!!

By now most females should have had enough sex in this life time to do without the abuse of being with an irresponsible man. Just stick to companionship---pay as you go romance--- and let the dog stay in the doggout where it belongs. Having no man at all is better than having a useless one. Thank God for small mercies--no need to search anymore. A lot of crap out there. I look at some women and just have to remember them in ma prayers. Will never put up with such. All in the mighty name of marriage--a woman will put up with an slowpoke for a husband?

@Topic because most Nigerian men are insecure, lazy, lack proper upbringing, stupid, useless and lack a sense of direction. Only about 10% are normal for about 20
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i c y u re from utopia- gal u,ve got serious issues gal!!!!!! wat did ur fada do to u? or was it ur numero boi frends. oga o!!!!!! wetin we no go c from out of the country naija babes!!!! i tire. iam sure @ poster is disgusted by u sef.

oga ju!! eyi tun ga laga ju!!
ni bo ni mo wa lati joyi?
mo ki gbo gbo omo odua rere to wa ni klubi yi!!
pataki julo, gbogbo awon omo eko tin be ni bi yi--" e ko oni baje o?"

omowunmi, ah! omu eyi tun le ken ka!!

mo ki gbo omo odua ati awon tin won ba wa gbo ede wa ni NAIRA LAND, oruko awon eleyi ni
ara kun rin- toyeenbramms lati Abuja, gbo gbo Abuja lo n ki yin yin o!!

e ma gba dun ara yin, naija yi, a wa san wa si rere o!


AMIN E PO JU!!!!!

lernin from ones mistakes and aceptin it makes us grow faster, no matter ow yung we may be-like the oda guy sed, nigerian men are the same as dia women. can any1 c d madam speaker syndrome in dis yung gal? i cant imagin u in d house as speaker, ur own go worse o!

@mamaput
         can  i come and marry one of yur daughters, cos i knw dey dont have a choice dan to listen to dia sweet moda.

@poster
 wisdom ehn! is not sold, its acquired!!!!! i still say, lern from ur elders and mom's in dis parliament