₦airaland Forum

erico2k2:
see as U dey talk, you nor know say almost all the churches don relocate, nah mosque remain

Relocate to where? Is lying innate to folks like you ahn ahn

maestroferddi:
The Cable will naturally lean towards Osinbanjo and APC...

Next?

The cable? Huh...are you this ignorant not to know ur party's propaganda outlet?

Cletus77:
To me the system of Government doesn't matter. It all depends on the management by the leaders

Like rottennaija said we keep running away from the elephant in the room and we r seek one magic bullet that solves everything and unfortunately there is none!

Its no longer restructuring, its now parliamentary system! Hmm ok o

Just yesterday the South East Development Commision bill was passed to improve infrastructure in the South East, maybe the SE need to understudy how the SS keep "eating" the billions thats been pumped to the SS or else it will be an exercise in futility!

Its not about all the "magical systems that we believe will solve everything" but about making judicious use of resources for what they are meant for!

All this is jst bla bla bla in my opinion

dominique:
Poor guy. This is why it's important to always guard our statements, sometimes it's our loved ones not us that will suffer for it if we don't. People should just lay off the couple already

Are some of these women learning? OK see tonto spilling bile at every turn on the father of her son, couple of years from now the internet with remind him the kind of mother he has and he has to leave with the nonsense supposed adults created!

People should lay off the couple...this is naija and this poor man will be the reference when ever "paedo" is mentioned! Too bad!

kikiwendy:
Next time think before you talk. They weren't imposing it on anyone. It was just a song to make money and you're busy carrying their matter like gala on your head.

Really? Just a song? Hmm..you obviously don't know how far reaching such lyrics influence our teens and youths who are avid fans of these artistes.

I work with teens and I see this sort of senseless ideology play out in their worldview! A typical teen out there now believes your worth as a human is tied to how much you have and because "they don't want to hide their face" they will do anything most time illegal to "hammer"... Music is a very powerful force that shapes people's mindset and our teens with their impressionable minds are the worst victims of such inane lyrics!

I agree with blaqbones, such lyrics should be discouraged!

Remember even Eldee had to apologise for the song " Big Boy" when the clampdown on yahooboys was at a high! This is one those that started this whole "money over everything nonsense" that this latest charlatans have jumped on!

Donmedra:
el rufai vice? You are mad.

We will rather see the country burn down than allow that bastard rule us

All folks like you have is a big mouth, a tiny keypad and data to just talk for the sake of talking...your cousins said the same about Buhari! He is ur president and he is coasting away to another second term right before your eyes
..abeg let us hear word with all the grandstanding!

lefulefu:
exactly! Its like a guy going out around 11 pm to withdraw huge amount of money from ATM in a lonely neighbourhood wey im no say armed robbers and theives dey javalant upandan for d area. Im withdraw 60k then dem wait for am come slap am den collect im money. Who im go blame? Imsef or buhari?. Why not jus jejeli collect that money the next day for daytime when u no know everybody will be around. Na so dis case jus be.

My brother Lefu we live in an MMM world if u kno wise, them go use person take make money!

Like someone said in here, money for hand back for ground but her back is on the ground but where is the money?

echodrum:
It is funny how Africans react to certain situations sometimes. Funny how the victim has all the blames and the killers are not condemn.
No matter what, No body should kill any body for anything...

In this case how does blaming the killers change anything! You folks dont get it! Will it bring back the lady?

Folks like the fella you quoted say what they say so those that might end up as victims might exercise caution or even change their ways!

Call it blame, criticise and what not, the truth can still be glean from his words-dont be driven by GREED (in this case).

This blood suckers r and will always be there but if we refuse to be wise and learn from the mistakes of of others, then this unfortunate situation is all we will be left with!

His words might be harsh but I believe it comes from a place of repeatedly seeing this occuring with some ladies averse to advice because the fly that refuses sound advice...

You will agree with that as we speak there is some lady goin on such deadly journey even when she has read this!

May God help us as we help ourselves too!

VictorRomanov:
A word is indeed enough for the wise. She shares a good part of the blame. However it would be wrong to not condemn the actions of the murderers, just as you have condemned the foolishness of the victim.

My brother its painful and annoying seeing our sisters/daughters/mothers get wasted this way but it is common knowledge that when the hunter learns to shoot without missing, the bird should learn to fly without perching!

In this case our girls are the birds that are not only perching but lookin into the barrel of the hunters gun! Have we so soon forgotten the Generals daughter that went from Minna to Lagos and got killed after she was raped?

What is wrong with our girls with materialism! Theres a girl who is been driven around town right now as I speak by some man who this stupid girl only know as "Alhaji" and when he pays she comes online to cause the death of other girls by telling us about how she is a "small girl, with a big God" and the circle death continues!

The annoying thing now is even when you try to advice this girls online and offline, their "mind your business" "is it your life?" "hater" crew will come for you!

PraisePiano:
no I don’t mind her flexing but she shouldn’t use it against our relationship that’s my annoyance

Oga continue to speak English u hear...continue while it keeps killing you! In fact anytime folks like you bring ur relationship matter to nairaland, I go just dey vex! Wats wrong with men these days that they can't decipher what to do with a relationship that is obviously toxic! When did men become sissies that taking decision on issues that pertains to their life and destiny becomes so difficult?

You r obviously a nice guy that got himself in a rebound relationship(read as sinking ship) with a beautiful slay queen who smells your Mr nice guy inadequacy! Wrong combination leading to the rocks and you will be the loser at the end I promise you!

Someone in here asked you "if you have money?", don't take that statement lightly! Simply put he/she is asking, are u doing something productive with your life that brings you fulfilment or you are looking to fill up your inadequacy by getting a slay queen girlfriend?

Guy my candid advice is you shouldn't even be in a relationship after the recent bad stint you had(I don't care if you are as old as Methuselah first cousin) give yourself time to heal bro, get a productive life, then you will attract someone that's in your league! That girl isnt!, take it or leave it!

Haaa why am I ranting!

Anyway I kno wat I wrote up there is just gibberish...so keep her after she finishes rubbing your chest and licking you ear, then she says " am sowee dorling!

What am I saying set? Am I mad, ehn OP? cos I feel like slapping 12 derica of sense into your thick skull!

HigherEd:
First i apologise for my earlier outburst. But please stick to the topic and stop making personal attacks... I have seen enough counter points to my opinion and i now agree with some of it. You can pass your message without trying to denigrate.
But i still insist that if there is a chance of misinforming the public then news outlet should designate satirical post as they are.

Take the Holy Spirit out of this conversation. I have seen many great pastors make mistakes even far higher. It is our responsibility to pray for these people and call them out or criticize as kindly as we can. Their members are tender fruits at different stages of spiritual growth.

I caution myself and restrain my words because if i speak my displeasure many may not go to church again. However, what do we gain if in the name of attacking Adeboye or Oyedepo we push people away from the household of God. Then God may just punish all of us with equal measure. Selah.

Respect bro respect! See this is the mistake I see the church fellas make: Our Men of God make and will make mistakes and we are up in arms to defend them and in the process we only expose them to more ridicule...you should have left the issue as is or simply state the latter part of your argument which is pastors should stay off unnecessary political commentary!

Arch Bishop John Onayekan makes commentary on national issues but at no time has his commentary drawn ire like this because he takes his time outside of clergy duties to do that!

Thank God, Oyedepo isnt on TV like other pastors, cos such could start trouble especially for christians! He should quit makin political statements!

I still respect the anointing on his life but anytime he begins to veer into political waters, i wont lie, my heart skips!

HigherEd:
Who do you blame?
A) The Nation Newspaper: The producer of the content which should be responsible for guiding its interpretation to a reasonable extent.
B) Bishop Oyedepo: A consumer of the content who was misled. If Oyedepo a PhD holder in Human Resource Management from Uni of Honolulu can be misled then wonder how man SSCE holders,and 'semi-literate' folks that may be misled. Are we not at risk of misinforming a large part of the public in the nation in the name of sattire.


NCC better address this before they do sattire with fulani herdsmen and half the nation has been slaughtered before they realise it's a joke. Even in a nation like france with better educated citizens, a satirical publication led to the death of many innocent people because a segment of the population did not see the joke others were seeing.

If i were Oyedepo i would charge The Nation to court for misleading me and causing a dent on my reputation, especially if the publication was not designated sattire. If i buy paracetamol from a manufacturer that refused to give me a written manual on it's recommended usage on account that paracetamol is a common drug and everyone knows the dosage, then any injury i suffer from misuse should be liable to them.

I AM NOT EXONORATING BISHOP AT ALL. HE HAS A RESPONSIBILITY TO DO DUE DILIGENCE BEFORE COMING TO THE PUBLIC

Yesterday, when i was reading through "blacklash comments" in one of the threads, you were on my mind and I longed to see what your position will be on this!

This is a bold one! I must say kudos to you for this.

Mynd44:
*Cries in campaign funds*

Mynd I remember when you said this here and some political neophytes who couldn't see beyond their nose called you all sorts of names!

Its unfolding now and a whole lot of the opposition will be so busy in court they won't know when elections will be conducted!

#itsgameofthrones

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Donelli:
It is believed that they tried but it is also known that there were people in the administration who had real integrity and could not be bought.

http://saharareporters.com/2010/02/27/i-am-fed-lies-yar‘adua’s-aides-—-akunyili-vanguard-newspaper

I like your choice of words..."it is believed"...it doesn't make it true you know...

Afamed:
Watch closely, those who believed PMB was cloned are the same set of Idiots that bathed with salts few years ago during the Ebola outbreak.

Hahahaha you know them!

DissTroy:
No. Otil1 meant, like 500 million naira being spent to cut grass. Like importing grass and paying Fulani herdsmen everytime they murder innocent people in Kaduna.

I think he also meant snakes and monkeys robbing offices and swallowing money, and doubling Nigeria's foreign debt in just 3 years. I think that's what the guy meant.

You now read minds ? Go open a "church bro"! Now let's not deviate from the question i asked

Baawaa:
It is simple,general election is around the corner,atikulooting crew are in actions

Hehehe let's how far this takes them!

otil1:
The answer is simple.

APC can do what PDP can't dream of doing.

You mean like paying pensioners who have been owed donkey years with countless numbers dead?

PRO? What's that?

ChrisMafian:

Ipobs think with their anus.

Nairaland for the past couple of weeks has been inundated with threads that questions the identity of the President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Laughable as this is, no day passes on this forum without us seeing a thread with titles such as "Breaking:Buhari has a left hand", "Buhari must be bleaching", "Buhari seems to be gyming", Buhari is taller than his table" and all sorts of yada yada.

Even saw one saying he has been monitoring cloning engineering for the past 40 years-lol, weldone, Methuselah's first cousin! No wonder the FG media circle hasn't bothered to refute this load of sh!t!

The propagators of this "allegations" have gone further to regale us with pictures of seemingly different persons that look like President Buhari to give validity to their conspiracy theory and even the loud mouthed FFK has jumped on this horse that goes nowhere by keeping the gullible in suspense on when he will release earth shaking evidence to prove his insanity!

This conspiracy was birthed no thanks to a fugitive Nnamdi Kanu and his minions have gone on overdrive peddling this gibberish in the hope that it will gain mileage.

My simple question is if the APC will "clone" a Buhari what stopped the PDP cabal who wanted to hang on to power at all cost from "cloning" a Yaradua?

With all the shenanigans that went on around the time of Yaradua's ill health and eventual death, why didn't they consider doing that?

Please don't come in here with the Zombie, BMC yada yada...its stale and amounts to nothing!

Just a simple question, requiring a simple answer!
Peace!

Beremx:
why the Presidency is keeping silent on this is what baffles me. Ordinarily, if it was something else, Garba Shehu or Femi Adeshina would have refuted it but I don't just understand....

Berem you make me laugh... So if ALL nairalanders start saying you are not berem without a shred of evidence or even with their "evidence", you will take out a paid advert to refute it!

Refuting the gibberish will only fuel the hoey!

The elections will be interesting and so many people will choke on their vomit when the dust settles!

Christophorus:
THE ATIKU NARRATIVES (Kogi State Chapter)

*INTRODUCTION*
This is a political support group made up of Nigerians from all shades of life irrespective of regional, religious or ethnic background with sole aim of working for the victory of Alh. Atiku Abubakar, Wazirin Adamawa as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria under the platform of People's Democratic Party, PDP in 2019 general elections. 
*No siddon look..... Be Atikulated*

https:///FTtTgvQdWiOLrbdPCS46Wh

No not again! TAN? Try something else! We know how the TAN misadventure ended!

MinorityTribe:
If you aren't married the only women worth investing on are your Mother and Sisters. If you must give to a girl never you give what you haven't given to your mother and sisters, absolutely never. Or you will live your life to regret it. If you have give them 500k or more i am sure this issue wouldn't have bug you much after all you have spent same or even more amount on your family. But you haven't right? And that's why it's eating you, sacrificing so much for a woman while your family are languishing. You will never sleep well.

Guy ur head get oil! God bless you!

Anytime I see folks like this that want "mature advice", it tells me one thing, we are dealing with immature fella and only a mature fella understand the simple statement you made. Wish I could like it a 1000 times!

Pureety:
If this is your reason for breaking up then you were never in love with that lady!!

And here you go with this stale guilt tripping line that ceased to work an age ago!

@OP I pray the day comes when folks like you who litter this platform with relationship gibberish whether real or imagined won't get a single reply! Yes! I say this cos at the end of the day you and I know what you will do and all the yada yada in here won't amount to nothing!

Abegi!

Let me regale u with the only two options you got

1. Quit (you and I kno you won't do this cos anyone who comes to "seek advice" isn't ready to quit or never will while suffering and smiling!

2. Ofcourse if you ain't quiting, its no brainer that you will stay-maybe when she showers you "am sorry", " its not the way you think it is", then the makeup kiss that might end in za oza room! I can bet with nairaland (that i don't own o) that this is where it will end!

So bro, no dey disturb us with all this you and your woman matter cos when she will be rubbing ur chest we won't be there!

Peace out!

Cousins again?

IbrahimDamola:
Blackmarket suit affirmed by Cash-and-carry inJustice Tsoho the cowardly one.

Even the person who sued can also be counter-sued in another court by Abaribe and Fani-kayode for false information which attracts a minimum of 6 months jailtime.

Ayugu Isiah will be counter-sued, game on. Let's play on.

Oga hope you will be in court on Monday, abi na d usual nairaland e-big mouth?

socialmediaman:
Between Atiku and Buhari, who do you Trust better to manage the welfare of workers in Nigeria?

Like for Atiku, Share for Buhari

The difference is clear!

Between 9:05 and now, do you Know how many times you have checked in here for your much loved "likes" and "shares" that has no baring on NOTHING and unfortunately Nairalanders are getting fed up with such nonsense from grown old men like you!

Like cilicmarin said: let this sink in! Inec isn't counting that nonsense! Wise up!

Diiet:
PDP or whoever is making the president certificate an isue doesn't know how to play opposition politics at all.
Are the opposition politicians thinking the president would resign or quit his second term ambition because they believe his certificate is not geniune? You couldn' stop him from contesting in 2015 with this same allegation and you think it's posible now that he has all the power? PDP is not serious.
It keeps making everything easy for the incumbent government.

Guy u dey see road! This is a non issue and if it didn't work in 2015 why think it will work now?

asuustrike1:
We are not Fulani anymore. Many of us are wise now. I rather vote Sowore than vote those old men

You have just one vote...suit yourself!

asuustrike1:
Tell your president to show a good score card instead of this abracadabra

Tel your people to stop prostituting from one Fulani to the other!

asuustrike1:
The government hasn't done anything to warrant been voted for. The country lack human capital development which is want we need now. The electricity you mentioned are for selected areas. Mere 945 megawatts of electricity can't even go round the 36 States of the federation

@ryloy see this one
Some of you just talk! You call 945mw mere right? If 945mw was added every year for the wasted 16years plus the billions of dollars we won't be where we are! Steadily we would get there! If you want a magician for a president say so!