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Phones › Re: How To Transfer Airtime To Bank Account? by PremzY002(m): 1:42am On Jan 28, 2021

thazz:
Lols.

Business › Re: 8 Guarantee Skills Capable Of Putting 500k-into Your Account Monthly. by PremzY002(m): 7:32am On Dec 18, 2020

eonuoha30@gmail.com

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Ajax : UCL ( 1 -0) On 1st December 2020 by PremzY002(m): 10:45pm On Dec 01, 2020

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Politics › Re: Obaseki Stops All NDDC Projects In Edo As He Goes To Court by PremzY002(m): 10:24am On Nov 21, 2020

wahala...!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by PremzY002(m): 1:00pm On Nov 16, 2020

DRPAIT123:
You're pushing some very foolish conspiracy theory and you are preaching civility, you don't have any right to do that.
you lots are annoying, from swearing Biden will never win,to resorting to blunt lies, don't that look annoying to you.
pls shove your preachy stance up your ass.
suck it up.
biden is the president elect. Game over

Lol...!!!

This one didn't even read my post before commenting.

I'm not on the side of Trump or Biden.

I'm neutral.

Same way I used buhari and atiku as examples.

All I said was that Trump should have increased his rigging skill.

Since he was a nice guy and couldn't do such, then finally lost.....

Why I'm i even wasting my free 10mb from mtn on this your .....?

lemme stop here before some title-holding nairaland elders would feel insulted.

Education › Re: FG, ASUU’s Feud Deepens, No Date For Resumption Of Negotiations by PremzY002(m): 12:23pm On Nov 16, 2020

This is the point where our saviour said ...

"It is finished"

They should rename ASUU to "ASUU RUGA" so that the emotional button of our leaders would be touched.

That's the only way of getting the demands of ASUU approved and implemented in less than 24 hours.

That's just my opinion.

Yours might be better.

I pity all Nigerian undergraduates especially the final year students.

CHAI....

I pity myself

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Politics › Re: Hope Uzodinma Visits Seplat Gigantic ANOH Gas Development Project (Photos) by PremzY002(m): 12:04pm On Nov 16, 2020

I just wish these guys would call me and give me a job or at least, request for my CV.

I'm tired of online hustles.

Literature › Re: Chinua Achebe's 90th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by PremzY002(m): 10:02am On Nov 16, 2020*

Imagine waking up one day....

You open nairaland homepage to read headlines and you see.....

"Today is (your name and surname ) posthumous birthday".

You laughed cos it's a funny yet scary coincidence.

You read your books all night cos you still want to hit 'first class' whenever ASUU strike finally ends.

This morning, you spent some hours on 'pornhub and xvideos' in order to ease the stress you accumulated last night while reading.

You further went to your dad's room to steal some condoms needed to kill someone's daughter today (as usual).

...and an extra cash from his wallet (for postinor2) cos the girl na mumu Wey no sabI check ovulation date.

All these useless street girls.

Well....

When you reached your dad's table, you saw a burial program book with your pic on it.

According to the book, you died 2 years ago in a motor accident and was buried on December same year.

That was when you realised that you've spent up to a year roaming about on nairaland as a SPIRIT instead of the coded, alpha male, no bullshit, damn nigaaaaaar that smokes twice on a Monday and eats triple veejay (feminine pleasure hole) at same time.

Lol....

This life no balance.

P.S

in reality this is what happened (some years ago)....

A Dead customer visited our neighbours hair salon to retouch her hair.

She died the previous day in an accident and was already deposited in the mortuary.

My neighbour wasn't aware of her death.

She went ahead to fix her hair as required.
They gisted as usual.

She paid after the retouch and left.

Minutes later, someone walked in to ask her...

"Have u heard"?

Madam ... (the one that retouched her hair) is DEAD...!!!

She laughed and replied... "that woman is alive and retouched her hair minutes ago".

Together, they went to that lady's house and saw people in tears, mourning.

Truly , SHE WAS DEAD...!!!

her corpse was already in the mortuary.

But how come she came physically to her shop and had her hair retouched?

Well..... I don't have answers

The salon woman collapsed and became sick for months.

Her salon business closed up.

But she survived.

Later on , she sold off most of her salon stuffs like chairs , hair drier, etc.

My mum bought a salon showcase from her for her chemist shop.

This is a true event and not a STORY.

Repent while you can or still have time.

I'm not claiming to be a saint.

Anyway, here's my advice for all Nairalanders....

Go to your dads room and check if you'd see your burial program book there.

You really need to be sure whether you are still alive or dead.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by PremzY002(m): 8:39am On Nov 16, 2020

Feggie3:
It seems your brain is paining you? You want Trump to hire thugs to use gun and scare Americans away from voting? Americans that legally have license and access to carry their own guns. This is a youth we are yearning to come and lead us! This entire country is just a joke... I don't know where our problem is coming from. Should we first tackle illiteracy or poverty? Atimes these APC zombies reason like imbeciles.

Hey....

From your post, it's assumed that you are educated / enlightened (although it can't be proved).

This is a public forum.

Learn to give your opinion without abusing others.

That you have attained the mental level of Albeit Einstein doesn't mean that I've also attained same level.

In all my years of voting, I've never voted for APC.

I DON'T support APC party.

I'm not advising Trump to give guns to his thugs.
That's simply what I'd do because that's the Nigerian system.

The American system might involve hiring hackers. I don't care.

The truth is.....

It's useless sounding like a hypocrite.

I'd tell you the plain truth.

I am an honest man that has diligently handled several leadership roles.

I don't misuse funds.

But if by chance I become the president of Nigeria, I'd definitely LOOT but there'd be visible projects to balance the atrocities I'd commit.

I didn't start corruption.

I won't be the MESSIAH that'd end it.

I guess, you are the 'holy one' without sin that's destined to take away corruption in Nigeria.

If they give you the post of ordinary 'course rep' in the university, you'd instantly unleash the BEAST hidden inside you.

But here on nairaland, you'd be forming 'the righteous and holy' son of God.

P.S

don't quote me in your next posts.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by PremzY002(m): 7:32am On Nov 16, 2020

DRPAIT123:
You smoked Hot shit

It's a public forum.

It's better to give your opinion in a polite way than sounding 'rude'.

I don't take alcoholic drinks neither do I smoke

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump: I Won The Presidential Election by PremzY002(m): 7:05am On Nov 16, 2020*

Being a good guy isn't profitable .

Donald Trump was a good guy. That's his problem.

If I were to be a politician, I'd rig the election as much as I can.

I'd empower my Thugs with the best matchets and guns (for scaring people and not killing people ).

I'd bribe those that can be bribed.

Then still pray to my God for help(very important).

Then give an innocent facial expression that makes it seem like I've done nothing.
(This is exactly what Buhari did and even pretended to be travelling to his home state. If he loses , he'd remain there peacefully or return if his creator gives him victory ).

I've worked as an INEC election staff since 2011.

I have witnessed MASSIVE & UNBELIEVABLE rigging.

In the last election, there was massive rigging in favour of Atiku.

Same was done for Buhari in the northern areas.

Finally, the 'best rigger' won (our darling president)

I loved buhari then because of his skills. I hated atiku cos he kept on crying & going to court in a fair game of rigging (both rigged).

Same goes to relationships. If you are the nice guy, you'd always lose.

Those Indian hemp-smoking Thugs would keep on snatching your babe.

(I love both President Buhari and his opponent @ Atiku equally)

P.S.

Never be like TRUMP the good guy.

Be like BIDEN or BUHARI, the good BAD guys.

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Family › Re: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by PremzY002(m): 2:49pm On Nov 15, 2020

Let me wait for the elders to comment

Family › Re: To The Married; When Did You Know He/she Was The One For You? by PremzY002(m): 2:20pm On Nov 15, 2020

amamahdaniel:
Your word is touching. I feel your pain.

But for me. Have been dating this lady for a year and some months now.

I think I trust her, because I have hack into her Facebook account severely time to see those she chat with or if I will find any flaws. Am surprised she hardly chat with people. That's not enough, I always check her whatsap. I find nothing criminating.

During this pandemic I lost my job but her work was stable because she is work in a pharmacy. She gave me money for up keep till am able to get a job though I was shy at first but sometimes things like this do happen.
All this are sigh this lady is the best for me. I was surprised when she gave me her Facebook password some months ago not knowing have been checking it.

What more did I want from a woman.. I never believed good lady do exist until I meet her.

In summary, I can no. Plan on o settle down with you if I don't have access to your Facebook account or whatsap.. Because that's the area most lady do shit..

You see,

One out of 10 million guys are usually lucky

You are that lucky guy in the 'one out of the 10milion'

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Dreams Of #endsars Protest Coming Back. Please, Pray For Nigeria by PremzY002(m): 10:02pm On Nov 14, 2020

...just do the prayers based on your dreams.

That's why the revelation came to you and not the whole Nigeria.

Honestly, you don't need a soothsayer before you can predict that more protests are looming.

Christianity Etc › Re: How To Become A Fervent Christain Believer by PremzY002(m): 9:59pm On Nov 14, 2020

Booked

Family › Re: To The Married; When Did You Know He/she Was The One For You? by PremzY002(m): 9:18pm On Nov 14, 2020

I could have been among those commenting boldly here (being married).

But I made the greatest mistake of my life.

You see....

We were the perfect match.

Our love was divine.

She promised me eternal loyalty.

I felt like a king.

Yes of course....! I could take a bullet for her.

All these changed the day I went through her Facebook chat (not whatsapp ).

I discovered that I was nearly her '13th sweetheart'

That her veejay (hole between her legs) was running a 'feed the nation' program.

Anyway, I would marry blindly or by recommendation.

'Love' can go to hell cos it's a scam.

Hopefully, what I get might be 'the one' destined by heaven.

But if it's not, I'd simply endure till I get my 4th kid.

Then divorce the jezebel.

PLEASE...!!!

If you truly love your woman, NEVER open her Facebook messenger chats.

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Investment › Re: Binary Trading Is A Scam by PremzY002(m): 8:26pm On Nov 14, 2020

TellMeTheTruth:
Well the maximum amount I'm ready to risk per trading account is $150.

If you are so confident in your skills then I suggest you take a loan from a bank to fund your account with $300

I love your wisdom.

The truth is....

I stopped trading with my own money long ago.

d market get as e be.

I can make profits of 50 -100$ on an account of 300$ then run away in less than 2 weeks.

Continous trading breeds greed which eventually blows d account.

I'd never trade binary options (for now) with my money ooo ...!

Same goes to bet9ja

Or lotto

As for doubling a 10,000$ account on demo, there's a trick for that but lemme stop here.

If you can't trade forex by yourself, please stay away...!!!

Investment › Re: Binary Trading Is A Scam by PremzY002(m): 7:09pm On Nov 14, 2020

TellMeTheTruth:
I have a challenge for you, if you can double the $10K balance in a brand new binary options account I will give you a life account with $150 to trade for me.

Let me know if you accept the challenge

That's easy.

I'd double it in less than a week.

As for that 150$, it's poor.

Make it 300$ and would have a deal.

50% of the profit goes to me

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Squander 4-1 Lead To Salvage A Draw Against Sierra Leone by PremzY002(m): 6:40pm On Nov 14, 2020

whirlwind7:
Just shows you do not have a mind of your own.
There is no crime in not being interested in football
Yet you subject yourself to it because you're afraid of your peers.

Pathetic!
Be yourself. You owe no one

Every MAD MAN is entitled to his/her opinion.

A mad man once said to a professor....

"I am not mad. The problem is that you @the professor is not intelligent enough to understand what I'm saying "

You see....

You are entitled to your opinion.

Maybe, I'm not intelligent enough to understand what you are saying.

Education › Re: I Really Need A Tutor by PremzY002(m): 12:25am On Nov 14, 2020

If it's primary or secondary math, beep me.

If it's university math, I'd suggest you stick to your schools exam past questions.

Nigerian lecturers are useless 'copy and paste' men that can't even solve what they give students.

You might read everything in the world but still fail if you didn't read their past questions.

Sports › Re: Super Eagles Squander 4-1 Lead To Salvage A Draw Against Sierra Leone by PremzY002(m): 9:09pm On Nov 13, 2020

I'm trying hard to understand what's happening here.

I still don't know why I hate football.

I only watch football so that I can have something to say when the LOUD guys are arguing about Messi and C.Ronaldo

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Americans Mock Donald Trump Over His Loss (Video) by PremzY002(m): 9:22pm On Nov 08, 2020

Righteousness89:
It's Good and awesome to rejoice and Celebrate when you feel you have victory in your course of Pursuit!
But when its not yet over! You need to know that anything can Happen!

It took just 6 days for the Today Isreal to regain their land in 1948...

It took just 7days for the Isrealites to bring down the Wall of Jericho

We Live in very strange times and Seasons..

70 days is a Whole lot time for things to Happen..

It is not Over until it's Over!

In the Christendom, we don't Give up ! No Matter how Difficult it seems!
We do not Give in to the Crowd! We Stand out of the Crowd in our Belief!
We Stand our Ground and Trust our GOD until it's Over! Then we know know His will is in Place!!

I Better Firmly Trust and Believe GOD in what I desire and see it Fail than to be a Beliver with a Dead Faith that gives in easily to what I Shouldn't

I am not a Christian who goes with the Crowd! Far be it From me!
I am not a Christian with a Feeble mind!
Even if the Whole World goes for a thing! As long as it's not what I Believe the Word of GOD says, I Cannot go with it!

Your writing style is what I love most.

The way you move from the original topic to Christianity teachings.

It gives me maximum JOY.

Do you remember that pastor that was kidnapped recently?

The one I said would be beheaded?

Well, after your prayers for him here on nairaland, he was released 2 or 3 days later.

I respect you sir

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