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Nitefury:
So what exactly did she do? Or what does the device do? Did she suck out part of the fecal matter or what?

If you don't mind me asking, in your own case, what do you think caused your problem?

She didn't suck the stuff out oo. She put a mixture of 92% water and 8% detergent into the ball-like container, capped it bac, inserted the nozzle into my anus and emptied its content into me. The tool is a bigger version of that black cylindric ball that nurses press when they want to check one's blood pressure.

I can't remember precisely what caused it, but I knew I had constipation and couldn't "pupu".

By the way, that stuff is NOT meant ONLY for children. When one has severe constipation, that's when the person appreciates it and bless whosoever was the inventor.

This thing "saved" me about 4 years ago. I can't remember if it was my not visiting the toilet in a while or my poor eating habits that caused me to have constipation. I tried all I could - drinking water, drinking milk, drinking tea; the faeces just stubbornly refused to budge.

I was still seeing it as a joke when one day, I was deeply pressed. I went to the toilet and tried again, it didn't come out . I opened my legs wider, my anus was just hurting but it refused to come out. I was already crying. I didn't even have any more strength left in me to stand. I just went to the parlour and laid down flat on my stomach, naked like an Eve.

Thankfully, only my mom was at home . She got that thing (I don't know the name), mixed a little detergent and some water in the container and inserted it into my rear region. She repeated the process for about 4 times before I felt some relief. Even at that, it still took me pushing like a preggy woman before it came outout . Oh boy! My rear ached me for a while because of the excessive stretch. *whispers*...I wonder how gays do it .

...and that's the end of my story .

kulgee001:
SMH. You are supposed to be a graduate?
Professional CV writing is done all over the world. They are not the first. You give value to gain value. Instead of just charging Nigerian youths, who are mostly unemployed with little jobs available, for such kind of services that they render, they decided to come up with a programme to help some of these youths secure employment for FREE. And you think they just want to exploit?

I hope someday you understand that it is an ingenious idea which if sustained will help reduce unemployment.

You just expressed my mind. Unfortunately, some people still don't understand this .

Rita41:
So what are they doing preshie. Pls tel

I have already said it in my earlier post.

dmjinc:
With no Job Availability/Guarantee


[size=38pt]I Smell.......[/size]

You clearly don't understand what I said, how these firms operate and what PushCV's strategy is. I can't claim to know all but I have some inkling as to what they are doing.

Those people saying that PushCV is funny for asking for a thousand Naira to create a CV are actually funnier . There's nothing free in this world. Even if it seems free to you, someone else would have paid for it. PushCV has every right to advertise their products; that's one of the ways it gets its income. Shikena.

It seems some people are trying to show off their scores

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When I was younger, there was this our neighbour whose relative came to stay with them. I'd call him Uncle E. I didn't know what a paedophile was then, but now, I know that is what can be used to describe him. He was close to little girls like me then (say 6 years).

One day when everyone had gone out, he called me to our neighbours house and gave me cunnilingus. He would have actually penetrated if not that my mom was calling me. When my mom was having my bath the next day, I felt pain in my privates. My mom noticed and asked me but I didn't reply and she didn't push further.

There was even a day my neighbours were having a party in their house; so, some of their relatives came to sleep over. One of them was Uncle E. They slept in the parlour. I think I was thirsty and went to drink water in the parlour. Can you believe Uncle E had the audacity to make a move at me, despite the fact some other people were sleeping in the parlour, in my father's house? He actually asked me to kiss him lip-to-lip.

I don't know what happened later that I stopped talking with him. I just begun to hate him. He was then using my second neighbour's daughter to make me jealous. Can you imagine? I can even remember once when he was kissing her all over her face just to spite me. It actually made me stop liking boys for a while. It was even one of the reasons I agreed to go to an only girls school.

This is actually the first time I am saying this out because of its peculiarity. All these happened about 14 years ago. And it's still fresh. My point is paedophiles abound everywhere whether you believe it or not. Mothers especially, should find a way of making her child say what (s)he is hiding.

Kachisbarbie:
*Show me your bum-bum : finally discovered he picked it up from the househelp.

*Then my ex, kid bro once asked me, "everytime I see you with my uncle. Don't you go to school?"

Your PC looks so much like mine. Is it HP Pavilion G6? If it is and it's purple, tell it that it has a twin.

datjohn:
number 2 is a lie...

Wrong. No 2 is true.

Abbey2sam:
2

You are wrong. 2 is true.

1. I have a twin brother.
2. I am a first class student.
3. I don't have a favourite food.

It's quite disheartening that Wizkid is fully dressed whereas his girlfriend is wearing one short gown and slippers.

I've received many similar messages but this is the first time I would receive such an explicit message. I have never participated in any raffle draw of LG neither have I bought their products. How many people got the message below?

CONGRATULATION! U HAVE WON #600,000 UR NO IS AMONG D 32 LUCKY WINNERS IN ¤LG COMPANY XMAS BONANZA¤, CODE NO(026) CALL:09037329399, PASTOR ANDREW FOR CLAIM.

I've received many similar messages but this is the first time I would receive such an explicit message. I have never participated in any raffle draw of LG neither have I bought their products. How many people got the message below?

CONGRATULATION! U HAVE WON #600,000 UR NO IS AMONG D 32 LUCKY WINNERS IN ¤LG COMPANY XMAS BONANZA¤, CODE NO(026) CALL:09037329399, PASTOR ANDREW FOR CLAIM.

OP, is it assumed that I know which of the sisters tells the truth and the one that lies?

@ dagr8, thanks

*scratches head*

Sorry for derailing oo...abeg what's the full meaning of OP as it is used in Nairaland?

I no want abuse or yab oo. I only want the answer to my question.

Thanks.

Have you seen Brenda?
If you haven't, she sometimes comments on Princessa's "Taking chances" or Repogirl's "False Pretenses" in the Lit. Section.
Hope you "find" her.

B. Sir Stamford Raffles

She looks like Claudia Alvarez-Maria Fernanda of Untamed Beauties