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Business / Re: Ecobank Opens Naira-denominated Mastercard For International Transactions by PresidentBuhari: 11:16am On Jul 14, 2017
EcoBank is no longer a bank Run Run

Sai baba grin

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Culture / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Performs Incantations On A Plane To Canada. Photos/video by PresidentBuhari: 5:18pm On Jul 12, 2017
Until the plane hit strong turbulence, the man holding the charms will be the first to shit his balls grin

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady From Edo Cries Out For Help In Italy (Video) by PresidentBuhari: 5:09pm On Jul 12, 2017
This girl is talking nonsense.

Dem go fvck you tire .

Shebi you say MTN should come to your rescue. when you got flight and visa ticker to Majorca Spain then Italy without the most basic form of education, what did your stvpid head tell you?
Travel / Re: Man Checks Single Can Of Beer As Luggage On Flight by PresidentBuhari: 5:02pm On Jul 12, 2017
save the beer.
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Girlfriend Pregnant For Him? (Photo) by PresidentBuhari: 10:18pm On Jul 11, 2017
No na goat belle grin

mofeoluwadassah:
wait....na person belle be dat shocked
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by PresidentBuhari: 6:56pm On Jul 11, 2017
Landed property investment is not truly as rosy as people say, even though some people who had invested in estate development are making it big, the majority of estate and landed property purchase now is a scam. Those people making it big time in estate have lost money in one way or the other before landing one, two or three genuine landed properties.

95 percent of landed properties sold in Nigeria these days are scam except if you know the owner personally. Presently the annual yield on Treasury bills is way higher than the proceeds from landed property for example,

Say you buy a land at Ibeju Lekki at an ok site for 1.5m and after all expenses and omonile you spend 3m. Then you develop the land with 12m to build a four bedroom flat up to finishing. Altogether you spent 15m to own a 4-bed flat of 3 bedrooms each, then you get tenants to occupy the property and they pay say N30,000/flat/month x four flats = N120,000 x 12 = N1,440,000 you will make in the first year as profit (NB : some tenants may start oweing you money after the expiry of their one/two years rent saying ejooorr sir grin).

Then take Treasury bills you invest same 15 million in addition to the upfront interest you get immediately ie, 2.7m at the rate of 18% this will bring your total investment amount to 17.7m. The interest when you invest N17.7m at 18% will then be N3.186 m. I will just ignore other compounding interests that will accrue from reinvesting your profits on T-bills.

So compare income from rent = N1,440,000 to
Income from Treasury bills = N3,186,000 for the same period.

To balance the argument, ofcourse with landed property you will have a tangible asset at the end of the period which you can sell for another 10 or 20 million but don't forget the 95% land purchase risk (the land you built on may not have been a genuine sale afterall), i am talking from experience. I owned a land for over five years and every time i visited the land, the actual owner of the land who sold the land tell me the land is actually in dispute, this is something he never told me throughout my negotiations to buy. Fortunately i resold the land to someone else.

I am not saying your land sale is not genuine but i am pointing out facts that are inevitable.

If you have excess money invest in both ie Treasury bills and landed (excess money means at least 50 million), but if you don't its better to put your money where your mouth is.


dahddy3:
It's a good investment but I prefer investing on real estate. It has a very high return on investment(RoI). You will only need to invest in genuine lands especially genuine estates. If you need information on how to invest on genuine lands in lekki or to join the real estate business, check my signature.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 10:31pm On Jul 09, 2017
Its unbelievable to hear someone got scammed in the sum of 1.6m via Paypal transaction. Do we really blame the scammer or the scammed?

Don't you guys read terms and policies or even check history of these payment merchants before using their services? This is a Nigerian problem, everybody wants to move millions quickly within 2 seconds.

Even if those funds were genuine, Paypal's robotic system will still block those accounts for unusual activity.

Do not buy Paypal funds from a Nigerian, no matter the reputation they claim full stop

Donpizzle:
peterjero in a paypal scam of N1.6m. Peter sold $4000+ worth of paypal to my client Felix. The details of the transaction below;

Peter contacted me that he has paypal available for sale. After asking peterjero of the legitimacy of the fund( this is to avoid scam of any kind), he affirmed that the fund is legit and genuine and there would be no charge backs. The transactions went ahead with peterjero transfering the so-called legit fund to my client paypal account. Upon receipt of fund, felix paid a total sum of N1.6m to my account which was in turn transferred to peter's account. After 2 days, there was a charge back of the above sent paypal fund from felix account, which has led to paypal limiting his account and peterjero has been unable to refund the money paid to him notwithstanding the damage caused to felix paypal account.You are advised to never deal with peterjero. He should be added to the scammers list immediately.

cc
funlord
tabbaz

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The New French President Announced !!! by PresidentBuhari: 7:05pm On May 07, 2017
*The French President is 39 years old.*
*But that is not the news.*
*He is married to a 64 year-old,* that is still not the news.
His wife was his class teacher 24 years ago...not still the news.
His then class teacher had a daughter who was his class-mate...everybody including his parents thought this teacher's daughter was his girlfriend...nope they were wrong.
He fell in love with his class teacher when he was 15...she was "happily married" with 3 kids...now the "happily married" is relative in this context.
At 17, he promised to marry her. She was at the time 42 years.
They got married in 2007 with our man now 30...well she was almost 55.
Next month he is going to be sworn-in as the President of France 6 months to his 40th birthday while his lovely wife who has 3 adult kids and 7 grandchildren (her first child is two years older than her husband while her second child, the former classmate/sweetheart is the same age as him).
His name is Emmanuel Macron (39) and he is the President of France.
Cc: Mynd44.
Foreign Affairs / The New French President Announced !!! by PresidentBuhari: 7:02pm On May 07, 2017
Emmanuel Macron
Won by 65.5%.
Romance / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated A Woman by PresidentBuhari: 2:35pm On May 05, 2017
infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls :ountil later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry,

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!



On behalf of my fellow Nigerians, i crown you the greatest liar of all time.


458 missed calls shocked

Which phone did you use?




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Romance / Re: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by PresidentBuhari: 2:28pm On May 05, 2017
This na small matter na.
Send me MTN recharge card of N500 and i will surprise you.


HerPov:
I don't know what's wrong with me, everytime I feel insecure in the relationship or he does something to piss me off, I end the relationship. At that moment I'm overwhelmed with anger and he has a way of blanking me when we argue and because I can't release the anger, I quit the relationship.
I really do love him. He is my dream man, I approached him and introduced myself and we just fit. Except my "It's over" drama every month.
I finish with him every month (when I come on my period, I can't control my emotions). He said he can't take me seriously and if I broke up with him again he won't take me back and I broke up with him last week for the 5th time lipsrsealed

What's wrong with me? Do other women feel like this? Men what would you do in his situation?

Family / Re: My Marriage On The Brink Of Crashing, Experienced People Needed Now. by PresidentBuhari: 11:34pm On Apr 30, 2017
If she doesn't change position her on the baby mama lane, firstly find a decent/better woman to take her place and move on.

She is the one to lose.

adam500hr:


I was a mere 27 yr old man with little or no change when we met. I was ok, but not to the point of having a woman rate me as rich or having then. Dont get it twisted, every woman get their own, na just the level of their ways different. What happened to me can happen to anybody, this is not tales by moonlight, na tales od day light.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by PresidentBuhari: 6:27pm On Apr 21, 2017
BREAKING NEWS

Dollar is now $1 = N380 at Black Market "Please tell your neighbor".

Let us share the good news and by next week we expect further crash.
Business / Re: How To Make Regular Income Offering HOT Digital Marketing Services On Fiverr by PresidentBuhari: 6:27pm On Apr 21, 2017
BREAKING NEWS

Dollar is now $1 = N380 at Black Market "Please tell your neighbor".

Let us share the good news and by next week we expect further crash.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2017
BREAKING NEWS

Dollar is now $1 = N380 at Black Market "Please tell your neighbor".

Let us share the good news and by next week we expect further crash.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss' Brother Blasts AY For Making A Joke About His Sister by PresidentBuhari: 5:27pm On Apr 17, 2017
The worst Nationalities to have are Romanian/Nigerian Nationality.

In Europe Romanians are known as thieves and nobody wants to associate with them. In fact the real reason behind the UK leaving the EU was due to invasion of the UK by Romanians. When they pass something must miss. On the other hand.

In Africa Nigerians are known as "you can complete this spot" and nobody wants to associate with them including their neighbors South Africa.

Any Romanian with mouth in Nigeria is a shame to true Nigerians.

IamAirforce1:
Romanians dey form boss for our country

Who been dem
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 12:44pm On Apr 16, 2017
How much did you pay the person and can you upload screenshots of your conversion with the person and payment receipt.


yahrant140:
Nairalander,
hope am not in wrong hands i pay into this guy(blym4real) account for pay pal this morning and the guy switch off.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 10:30am On Apr 08, 2017
How much was charged back by the seller?

Imagine shocked



initialize:




How long has my money been with you after you chargeback the PayPal I bought from you?

I paid you in December 2016, it's April 2017 now yet you haven't made a full refund as u promised.


You last msg to me was in February when u offered to sell me $1,500 PayPal which I declined cos you shouldn't expect me to pay you for a new order when you are yet to fill the one I made in December 2016.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 7:06am On Apr 07, 2017
I suggest you keep your rates to yourself and limit spamming threads with adverts day and night. This pisses people off especially when they see your rates under pays them.

You mentioned you were exchanger for exchangers, I'm sure you missed the words petty petty exchangers.

It seems this exchange is your only source of livelihood from the recent trends. It's ok if that's the case but trade carefully.




Clone2020:

When I started buying fiverr paypal funds, I was buying at N430/$ while most exchangers were buying at 320/$, this is a fact. As a result I even became the exchanger for the exchangers, many popular exchangers involved in buying fiverr funds would hit me up on paypal asking me to exchange funds and I would wonder why; it wasn't until later on I found out they were basically using my service to sell their customers' funds but then repatriate a far lower amount to their clients. At the time I was also buying Skrill for a very high rate, but I had to tame it down a bit before facing paypal or skrill bans. You can even check my previous ads, I don't need to mention any names here. My integrity was even questioned at first as to the ridiculousness of my high rates, something that was unheard of; that was how I came about "juicy rates" and I've stuck with it ever since. Once I adjusted my rates to be higher than most exchangers but still not too high there was a sudden decrease in the patronage of other exchangers piggybacking off my service. Of course that's something you wouldn't know.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 3:44pm On Apr 02, 2017
D kind money wey I dey call am phor here I dey fear me kai !!!
Tomoro Nigerians I go talk am phor say money I no dey undecided
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 2:49pm On Mar 25, 2017
This is propaganda to you right; http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/forex-intervention-dealers-unable-pick-entire-100m-offered-cbn/

https://www.nairaland.com/3703071/surplus-dollars-hit-nigeria-market

https://www.nairaland.com/3702636/forex-dealers-unable-pick-100m

These are three separate proof, are you alright bro? This is the real effect of hoarding.

Are you sure you comprehend news when you read them?

LordAdam16:



Oga, propaganda will only get you so far.

The CBN received request for $91m. In the end dealers bought $81m.

What does that tell you?

Weary individual holders of dollars are still selling to these dealers. So, the dealers are reducing what they want to buy from the CBN.

The propaganda to make speculators sell all they have will only last for a while. Excessive dollars in the market is from weary holders of the dollar selling most of what they have. The end of the road is right around the corner. Because these individual holders would eventually finish selling the dollars they intend to sell. The glut will end, and then the pressure on the CBN reserves will be in full throttle.

There is no independent assessment of the value of Naira (including the CBN assessment) that says the exchange rate would be less than N300/$1.

Stop the propaganda and enjoy the appreciation while it lasts.

-Lord

PresidentBuhari:
Breaking News

CBN offered Forex dealers $100 million yesterday but they were scared to buy due to the way dollar is crashing and only bought $81 million.

Details below;

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Friday offered fresh 100 million dollars at the interbank market to meet customers’ demands.However, the News Agency of Nigeria reports that the dealers were only able to pick about 81.35 million dollars.The Acting Director, Corporate Communications, CBN, Mr Isaac Okorafor, in a statement, attributed the inability of authorised dealers to pick up the entire offer of the CBN to increasing dollar supply.He said another reason was the current sense of apprehension among dealers who anticipate a further crash in the rate of the dollar.

Hoarders your only companion now is a heart attack

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 8:04am On Mar 25, 2017
Breaking News

CBN offered Forex dealers $100 million yesterday but they were scared to buy due to the way dollar is crashing and only bought $81 million.

Details below;

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Friday offered fresh 100 million dollars at the interbank market to meet customers’ demands.However, the News Agency of Nigeria reports that the dealers were only able to pick about 81.35 million dollars.The Acting Director, Corporate Communications, CBN, Mr Isaac Okorafor, in a statement, attributed the inability of authorised dealers to pick up the entire offer of the CBN to increasing dollar supply.He said another reason was the current sense of apprehension among dealers who anticipate a further crash in the rate of the dollar.

Hoarders your only companion now is a heart attack grin

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 11:44pm On Mar 24, 2017
All those people saying the CBN has ran out of dollar or will run out of dollars, are you the person supplying the CBN with dollars?

CBN is a central bank to all banks, businesses, multi nationals, estate investors etc and has all the resources to pull billions of dollars from many sources. The Forex policies made by the CBN must be adhered to by these institutions, the CBN doesn't fail to penalize any of these companies when the fail to abide.

Lastly, the CBN will never run out of Forex, so stop deceiving yourself and quit hoarding because your plan has failed.

Dollar value has crashed just like MMM so get used to it.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 6:26pm On Mar 23, 2017
Yes it was sold at N370/N380/$ at Allen, Surulere this evening.

Pple are not even buying anymore. The vault of $ has been opened.

LaconicINC:
Heard dollar is 370 at Allen Avenue this evening
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 6:56pm On Mar 21, 2017
Bros I don tire with the way Nigerians rip off each other in the name of "they bought high and have to sell high" when dollar is not our currency. If there is no immediate need for it, should be disposed immediately.

The CBN is pumping dollars steadily and horders are antagonising seriously. The bench mark is like you mentioned the black market and to God be the glory dollar sold for N425/N430 this evening. Cash supercedes electronic currency so therefore electronic currency should be at -N50 or more from BM rate but hoarders are still attemptig to frustrate the efforts of the CBN just because of their self centered interest.

They are in for a long ride because the whole dollar incremenet has been artificial, now the true value of Naira to dollar will be observed and all the panic created by the hoarders will haunt them
kaboninc:


Leave them to be bashing you.

They think you're spoiling their market.

At luno, rate is 436/$. Ayam just waiting for the market at luno to correct itself. Them vam...i take a position.

Let them be selling 450/$

Personally, my benchmark is dollar rate at the black market.

We all have different uses for different products but the most influential takes the day.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2017
Dollar is currently sold at N430/$ cash at Black market and pple are here quoting N420/N430/N445/N450 for electronic funds.

What are the essence of these threads?

Tomorrow they will say Buhari this buhari that.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 9:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
I can assist you with a loan provided you will pay back in 24 hours.

How much exactly?

mykelmeezy:
i need loan in naira...ill pay back in 24hrs with 10% interest,
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 10:56pm On Mar 16, 2017
hehe its only $2 o but its a lot of money, do you have another $2 to donate to my charity grin. $2 can feed a child for a whole day in Somalia, Nigeria, Afghanistan, Syria etc.

JLINE:
So,this is how this forum becomes irrelevant... Ook you people should continue.
Wait the #810 never still reach or wetin be the argument now ?
If e never reach,make I send am...abeg followed topics is showing 70+ in just few minutes...I didn't say anything ooo! grin

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by PresidentBuhari: 9:00pm On Mar 16, 2017
I suggest you personally rape him in the ass if you hate him that much grin
HazzanTazzan:



youre a silly mad man...
i will ask you some questions and you will respond sincerely...


last bullet... youre a mad man for all those lies above


puskin- hope you dey follow... i just dey follow ur rules of no unnecessary screenshots nio... im boiling right now and if i shld see this guy right now, id shoot him point blank at a close range

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Speaks With Alpha Conde, Chairman Of African Union by PresidentBuhari: 2:10pm On Mar 04, 2017
Yes i am well.

Change !!
Investment / Re: Why Are SEC, CBN, EFCC And Others Keeping Quiet On Ponzi Scheme's Springing Up? by PresidentBuhari: 2:06pm On Mar 04, 2017
We have been warning Nigerians on the dangers of Ponzi schemes but they were too daft to listen.

I personally sent a memo to the CBN, SEC and EFCC to send strong signals to the public but Nigerians let their greed take over their conscience.

Hope una see where una land unaselves.

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