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SportsRe: Wesley Moraes: I Had My First Kid At 14 & Second At 16 by presleYzzi(m): 7:42pm On Oct 18, 2019
grin



Spoilt brat
RomanceRe: University Of Ghana Student Apologizes For Flogging Her Cheating Boyfriend by presleYzzi(m): 1:03am On Oct 12, 2019
[s]
Simplep:
Why is she apologising? tongue
I wish i get this kine mind,i for flog my ex to death,honestly some men need that cane..




On a serious note,i still don't get why people cheat though[/s]
Shut up



Cos if reverse were to be the case, you won't type this nonsense!
CrimeRe: Fake Drugs: Inside Nigeria's Market Of Death by presleYzzi(m): 9:20pm On Oct 11, 2019
FreelanceRebel:
If you check my profile I have to recreate my own style for desktop browser
Wow how did you do that
CrimeRe: Germany-Based Man Dies In Ebonyi Hotel, Dressed As A Ritualist (Graphic) by presleYzzi(m): 9:04am On Oct 11, 2019
goaldynman:
Omo some hotels in Nigeria are worse than that!!

There was a time I was travelling and my car broke down near Agbo in Delta State and it was very late.

A driver took me to a hotel in Agbo, which according to him was the best in that area.

In that hotel, some of the rooms were rented monthly and even yearly while some rooms were used for hotel and short time business! I was shocked when some people were bring out their stoves to cook in the passage of the hotel!! I saw many weird things!!

Omo I slept with one eye open till morning!!
grin
I can imagine huh
CrimeRe: Fake Drugs: Inside Nigeria's Market Of Death by presleYzzi(m): 9:01am On Oct 11, 2019
FreelanceRebel:
I have nothing to say here than a message to the owners of this forum.

The present colour is bad for the eyes, you will do well to review it to meet the optical standard.
Seconded
CrimeRe: Germany-Based Man Dies In Ebonyi Hotel, Dressed As A Ritualist (Graphic) by presleYzzi(m): 8:41am On Oct 11, 2019
shocked




Hotel Or brothel undecided


Which kind of hotel looks like face me I face you?
FamilyRe: Rukaiya Bello Matawalle Weds Mukhtar Ahmed Danmadami In Zamfara (Photos) by presleYzzi(m): 11:32am On Oct 09, 2019
spiceadole:
You will search forever..
Because she is not unclad.
What an asinine assertion
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 18 Yahoo Boys In Lagos (Photos) by presleYzzi(m):
angry



EFCC always arresting boys based on INTELLIGENCE REPORTS

Abeg I don tire to dey hear this crap

Show us better evidence!!!

FamilyRe: Rukaiya Bello Matawalle Weds Mukhtar Ahmed Danmadami In Zamfara (Photos) by presleYzzi(m): 1:11pm On Oct 08, 2019
undecided


Okay I saw the governor's daughter, but I'm still searching for beautiful

CelebritiesRe: MC Edopikin And Isikeh Ajiri White Wedding Pictures by presleYzzi(m): 11:42am On Oct 08, 2019
grin


If the bride's character is as good as she looks, then the guy married an angel


I'm jealous undecided
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Questions BBNaija As Mercy Wins N25M Innoson SUV by presleYzzi(m): 8:34am On Oct 08, 2019
DIKEnaWAR:
No Innoson car should be priced for more than #7m. Let's tell ourselves the truth. Let the govt give a serious tax cut or no tax at all, if we really want to encourage patronage of the cars. No one will have his money and avoid better cars simply because we have Innoson that we must patronise.


Sometimes, approach issues from a place of logic, not sentiment.
Seconded
CrimeRe: Lagos School Principal Defiles Twin Sisters, Impregnates One by presleYzzi(m): 8:10am On Oct 08, 2019
marvin212:
what are you saying oga?
I don't owe you explanations undecided
CrimeRe: Lagos School Principal Defiles Twin Sisters, Impregnates One by presleYzzi(m):
angry



Paedophilia is the latest trend in Nigeria

17 year olds are now trending!

I really don't know what these men find attracting in girls who are emotionally unintelligent, naive and zero additions in a way of communication.

It's not like they've got fully matured external features, so what exactly is the point? undecided

I can't even remain good friends with mature girls who cannot communicate intelligently!

I'm actually single because if I'm to date, I'd want to date someone emotionally mature, and this would mean dating someone around my age, but this would be unwise because I have long term intentions for relationships.


P.S: the number one reason I'm single is because I'm broke, the reason above comes second grin


If I born girl pikin, I swear I go dey teach am for house!!!

FashionRe: Ghanaian Man Snoring While Barbing His Hair In A Salon (Video) by presleYzzi(m): 10:08pm On Oct 07, 2019
NoSidonLook:
grin

It's normal when you cut your hair. You start feeling dizzy

If you go to the barber shop extremely tired, you may fall asleep when the barber starts cutting your hair

But some Barbers clippers will make you stay alert like vigilante. They will be using recycled clippers that can SHAPE your destiny


angry
Bro, you made me laugh hard
TV/MoviesRe: Evicted Housemates Party With BBNaija Top Five (Photos) by presleYzzi(m): 9:49pm On Oct 05, 2019
grin


Where is the odouriferious tacha??

SportsRe: Isaac Promise: Former Nigeria International Dies At Age 31 by presleYzzi(op): 11:57pm On Oct 04, 2019
Lalasticlala
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's 27th Birthday Party Photos, Man Rests Head On Her Chest by presleYzzi(m): 10:06pm On Oct 04, 2019
Lugianostar:
Resting on a dilapitated chest that is empty !!!
Why would you comment what I was thinking?? undecided
SportsIsaac Promise: Former Nigeria International Dies At Age 31 by presleYzzi(op): 9:17pm On Oct 04, 2019
The striker’s American team has confirmed the passing of the former Golden Eaglets and Flying Eagles skipper

Isaac Promise (2 December 1987 – 2 October 2019) was a Nigerian footballer. He was the captain of the football team representing Nigeria that won the silver medal at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing. He played professionally for 14 seasons, much of which was spent in Turkey. He scored a total of 77 club goals during his career.

Promise spent most of his professional career in Turkey, as he played for Turkish Super Lig teams Genclerbirligi and Trabzonspor. The American club didn't explain the cause of his death. Meanwhile Genclerbirligi said on Twitter that Promise died of a heart attack.

PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari And Ganduje by presleYzzi(m): 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2019
grin


Ransacked my head but couldn't come up with a reasonable caption.

But on the other hand, why are the two shaking hands looking like roasted plantains??

Are they Caro white patrons too?? undecided
HealthRe: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by presleYzzi(m): 2:04pm On Oct 04, 2019
grin grin
Jewessgratitude:
ROTFLOL. This guy you no well o...this your comment and meme ehn!!!
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Obi-Uchendu Reacts To Salwa Eid Naser Who Becomes The 3rd Fastest Runner by presleYzzi(m): 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2019
Which kind nonsense piercing she do angry
CelebritiesRe: MI Abaga Celebrates His 38th Birthday (Photo) by presleYzzi(m): 1:17pm On Oct 04, 2019
The GOAT is getting old undecided
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Speaks On What Nigeria Has Become In 59 Years by presleYzzi(m): 12:28pm On Oct 04, 2019
grin


Truth be told, this guy is actually a good blogger!!
HealthRe: Stop Using Toothpaste To Tighten Your Vagina - Expert by presleYzzi(m): 12:25pm On Oct 04, 2019
angry



So this explains why some beautiful girls have very smelly breaths




Toothpaste don finish for there!

CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Celebrates His Wife, Busola Dakolo’s Birthday by presleYzzi(m): 11:42am On Oct 03, 2019
angry


Are those really bum shorts??


Nonsense and misinformation! undecided
SportsRe: Tottenham Shamed, Ronaldo Creates History - A Review Of UCL's Matchday 2 by presleYzzi(m): 2:32pm On Oct 02, 2019
mrdharkchild:
Girl wey fine, and a football fan, too.
My type of woman
Bro Na true you talk cool
CelebritiesRe: Mr Jollof To Beat Tunde Ednut For Hating Tacha by presleYzzi(m): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2019
angry



These ones coming to the rescue of tacha on social media can even be among this people who would turn their backs on accident victims lying on the tarred road.



Disturbing us with tacha's news is egregious! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Bizzyaski To Help Tacha Remove Davido's Tattoo by presleYzzi(m): 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2019
angry



See stretch marks like hausa mats undecided


BTW that thing on her chest is not "O B O BADDEST"




but "O B O SMELLIEST"

SportsRe: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by presleYzzi(m): 8:40am On Sep 24, 2019
phyllumtopilla:
. I actually agree with the fact that your guy has achieved so much with hardworking. That's actually a great deal and should be sung to the high heavens but SELFISHNESS AND INORDINATE AMBITION isn't to be celebrated too....I have a lot of respect for Ronaldo though I don't like some things about him.

Ronaldo actually ranks equal to Messi but his quest for glory makes him selfish and extremely jealous....that doesn't apply to Messi. Messi appears unaware of any competition but this other guys blatantly displays "competition with Messi" on his head like women do their wares.

Singing his own praise and alluding all success to himself alone is not modesty. Humility, selflessness and team play has given the 'WORLD BEST' his preside of place.
Bro, if only you realise that the media does more harm than good, only then will you realise that Ronaldo is not as bad as seen.

Every human has evil embedded deep down, but some of us choose not to display them.

I COULD agree with you if you say Ronaldo Is loquacious, but this on its own isn't evil.

Messi is actually not an angel like you guys see him.

If you watched inter Milan vs barca UCL finals 2010, you may recall what messi did to maicon booting him several while he was on the ground, out of frustration.

I'm not here to dispute who is better, but I'm frowning at the fact that if you make 300 posts about Ronaldo or messi independently, please will come to each and every post ranting tirelessly!

Have a nice day!
SportsRe: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by presleYzzi(m): 8:32am On Sep 24, 2019
olisaEze:
Best comment Nairaland world wide since this crazy media rivalry was born! You’ve got my respect bro... cool

SportsRe: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by presleYzzi(m): 8:30am On Sep 24, 2019
henryhemon:
I see you re leaving in the past and filled with jealousy for Messi saying south Americans don't last long yet you re a fan of Ronaldinho.

Messi is on another level n class from anyother footballer alive. I love Henry,Ronaldinho even them played with Messi and will tell you he is the one that raise the bar very high and others follow
Jealousy?



Well your comment is appreciated, have a nice day ahead!
SportsRe: Ronaldo Reacts After Losing FIFA Best Player Award To Messi by presleYzzi(m): 8:27am On Sep 24, 2019
Tflex01:
You must be my age mate. grin
Hahahhahah, you just might be right

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