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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Used Butt Pad And Bra To Deceive Me by pressplay55: 2:14am On May 23, 2015
Evathyst:
Echat book, only you one buy two plots for front page, denying others good lands to build their dream homes. Ur case dey court o!


Back to the topic, wetin eye find na him eye see. If you hadn't presented urself like one who's booty freak, I guess she wouldn't av faked it for you. It's your dinner man, enjoy it. Agreement is agreement, u don agree to marry her irrespective of her boobs & booty. wink
there is nothing like agreement again, he agreed to marry a lady with big yansh and big breast, but now the big yansh n big breast is not there, agreement cancelled.
Infact he should charge the matter to court for false pretence.

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Education / Re: 100-Level UNIJOS Course Rep Proposes To Course Mate(pics) by pressplay55: 1:09pm On May 22, 2015
prettyjo:
funny...



the girl is proudly walking into poverty...










not everyone will understand what I wrote up there...so keep calm
wats up?
Health / Re: Must Read: Shocking Facts About Abortion You Need To Know by pressplay55: 6:35pm On May 21, 2015
jieta:
GOD pls bless this my frd with female children only
Amen.
Romance / Re: I'm Lonely, Pls Help Me by pressplay55: 4:52pm On May 16, 2015
ireneony:
i don't nid a dicck, i nid a companion
there is no way i will give you one(companion).

lie lie, you will be getting both, companion and the dick.....
I jump and pass every spirit of friend zone.

Wait oo, u cant be serious, u are too beautiful for this childish play,
wen i knw that you have lots of companions.a.
Romance / Re: You've Been Spending On Her & She Keeps Coming Along With Her Friend To Visit? by pressplay55: 4:38pm On May 16, 2015
sluk:
It happened to me, the next day, I was fucking the friend, d babe rushed back to submit the kitten telling me her friend is a betrayer...meanwhile the friend too no want carry last...now I manage the two punanies alone....hahhaha
you are a great man, this is the type of comment i have been looking for.
Manage the punanies very well.
Always remind her that, the falling of a dry leaf is a lesson to the fresh ones.
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Ask A "Local" Man If He Has A Bluetooth (pics) by pressplay55: 1:48pm On May 15, 2015
Twaci:
Lolz! Bluetooth for real. Wonder why it is even called that. OP can u help?

twaci for miss nl
see as u fine, i hope say the character pure too......

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Travel / Re: The Hidden City Of Nigeria (ikot-ekepne). Another Akpabio Magic ! by pressplay55: 12:26am On May 13, 2015
lazsnaira:


Pls kindly tell us where you come from in nigeria, so we can juxtapose.

Because everywhere else in the south west is a village apart from lagos.

For instance, Ibadan is a very huge old ghetto with an infinite view of rusty brown corrugated zincs.

apart from fct n lagos
other places just waka come compared to south south.
If you are looking for a place to compare with south west, try north.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Shines In A Cleavage Baring Dress (photo) by pressplay55: 10:19pm On May 11, 2015
her problem is anger, which i believe is one of the reason for her not being married.
Sports / Re: Lets Vote Our Asisat Oshoala Own For The Bbc Women's World Footballer by pressplay55: 8:59am On May 11, 2015
how will that benefit the common man,
they are looking for a way to have their national cake.
Education / Re: Nairaland Interschool Debate (entry Level) by pressplay55: 11:11pm On May 10, 2015
pls award 3marks to each of the contestant.


I decided to go and chill out in Mr. Biggs when I saw one guy with his girlfriend enjoying themselves. Not too long, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 20k.

To my surprise the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 21k, paid and told the waiter to keep the balance. After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her, baby why didn't u allow me to take care of the bills.

It was then the girl said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she's not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention.

Almost immediately, I heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!!! It was the director and right behind me was the camera man.

It was then I said to myself "Okaaaayyy" I for fear oooo. Na movie dem dey shoot, no wonder !!!!!!! because de last time dis kind thing happen for real life na 1900 during the time of Lord Lugard.

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper MI Proposes Marriage To A Fan On Stage In Abakaliki by pressplay55: 7:16pm On May 10, 2015
softysparky:
I don't know why I have a thing for short guys, first was Aki and Pawpaw, and now MI
you cant be serious, are you a member of apc?
Why do you wish yourself backwardness?
Politics / Re: Friends Deserted Me – Jonathan by pressplay55: 7:06pm On May 10, 2015
military zone
Fashion / Re: Ladies Can You Rock This Hairstyle?????????????? by pressplay55: 10:30pm On May 09, 2015
Nneka123:
What are you doing here? you belong to celebrities go back there undecided
the much talked about Nneka123
u are not doing justice to the other side.
Politics / Re: Umar Nasko,The Youngest Governorship Candidate In Last Election(Pics) by pressplay55: 7:30pm On May 09, 2015
the hard truth is that, abulolo wouldnt have won the election, if pdp had done well,
umar nasko lost out simply because people where tired of pdp n they needed change.

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Politics / Re: I Intend To Go Back To School After Leaving The Villa- Sambo’s Wife by pressplay55: 7:00pm On May 09, 2015
that will be great, hope she is preparing for jamb as well...
Phones / Re: Have You Seen A Phone With 5 Batteries? See It Here by pressplay55: 6:43pm On May 09, 2015
op why bringing igbo into this?

The day a mosquito lands on your
testicles or bosom is the day you will know there
is a better
way of resolving issues without using
violence.

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Looking Dapper In Fresh No Make-up Selfie by pressplay55: 11:40am On May 09, 2015
Lacomus:
Uyai Akwa Ibom, carry on we are solidly(concrete) behind you.
what is uyai about that ashi?
I taught she is from cross river
yeye dey smell.
Travel / Re: Recent Beautiful Pictures Of Ibadan - The Pride Of SW. by pressplay55: 11:11am On May 09, 2015
akinegba1:
Ibadan is a unique city with a class. I love my city.
yes, see our city,
where did op get thosr pix he posted from?
#reall ib city

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Romance / Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by pressplay55: 1:28am On May 09, 2015
MojAyo:
why should she say something else,there re still some descent women now,nt every woman is bad
i know there are few descent women.
just that, most times they will make u feel as if none exist
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: 5 Most Developed Towns/Cities In The SW. by pressplay55: 11:29pm On May 08, 2015
so all what people have been saying about the red roofs is true..... Hehehehehe

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Politics / Re: Female Partner Of The GEJ Trekker Quits (see Pics) by pressplay55: 1:10am On May 08, 2015
only those who risk going too far, find out how far they can go.....,
Business / Re: 10 Businesses That Will Suffer Under BUHARI by pressplay55: 10:34am On May 06, 2015
op, the masses are not left out,
especially during campaign, they wont be money to throw aroun the way pdp normally do...
We are all in for it.

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Politics / Re: Senate Finally Passes VAPP Bill by pressplay55: 10:24am On May 06, 2015
Only those who risk going too far, find out how far they can go
Politics / Niger State House Of Assembly Speaker Impeached by pressplay55: 1:27am On May 06, 2015
latest impeachment casualty is Niger
House Speaker, Barrister Adamu
Usman.
It was gathered that Nineteen out of
twenty-five members of the Niger
State House of Assembly on Tuesday,
impeached the Speaker, Hon. Adamu
Usman.
Also impeached was deputy speaker,
Hon. Abdulraham Bala Gambo,
Majority leader, Hon. Haruna Labaran
and Chief Whip, Hon. Abdullahi Lawal,
Nigerian Pilot reports.
Shortly after Adamu’s impeachment,
the house also unanimously elected
Hon. Isah Mohammed Kawu as the
new Speaker.
Meanwhile Vanguard also reported
that as early as 7:30am, over 200
armed policemen and other security
agents were seen keeping vigil at the
Assembly as they prevented everybody
from gaining entrance into the complex.
However, some desperate members of
the House who defied the presence of
the armed security men at the gate
and forced their way into the
assembly complex after damaging the
key and the chain used in locking the gate.
In his acceptance speech, the new
Speaker, Hon. Kawu commended his
colleagues for the honour.
He also called for people’s
understanding and appealed that no
erroneous meaning be read to the
change in leadership of the house.
Hon. Isah Mohammed Kawu was first
elected Speaker in 2012 but was
impeached after one legislative week.


Source:
http://www.punchng.com/news/lawmakers-impeach-niger-assembly-speaker/
Romance / Re: 10 Disgusting Habits Ladies Exhibit Immediately You Toast Them by pressplay55: 12:15am On May 06, 2015
TrishaP:
tosyne2much you must have had alot of experiences with girls. I mean the kind of writeup you bring to the table can be overwhelming sometimes.
i dont think its boils down to having experience, i hardly have a thing with ladies, but i know vitually 98% of all he and other ops have been posting,
infact there are alot of things about ladies, which i have not seen yet, i mean things that will make you tingle.
Romance / Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by pressplay55: 5:55pm On May 04, 2015
tohphunmie:

Ahhhh...and why don't I look it now. I can, tbh
do you know that, if that money is not there, your beauti will gradually fades away, and you will not be this beautiful again.
Romance / Re: Only A Real Woman Would See This And Still Stick With You....true Or False? by pressplay55: 3:51pm On May 04, 2015
tohphunmie:
so u don't believe me abi...
no ooo, not at all, you dont look it.

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