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it also take 2sec for me to dump her ass

A good man does not cheat becuae when he makes promise, he keeps to it and stand by ît.

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after which you will be able to woo any lady on nl

GEJ TILL 2019

who cares.....GEJ till 2019

a bet on buhari is like throwing your money to the dustbin....

This land is not for sale!

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and
apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is
fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for
N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for
N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par
year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a
saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he
must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he
is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government,
you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers
money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government,
you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must
be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap
anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are
poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC
government, you are only helping the poor to
stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a
market woman leader in APC state, it is for the
progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary
in your state by your state government of PDP,
you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without
power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of
same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but
in APC, it is not your fault but someone up
there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month
and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends
as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the
party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are
dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by
bribing the legislatures but failed, then support
APC, you are democrat and the father of the
nation;

If you try to get a constitutional second term in
PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and
silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID
card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy
scam scandal, we have national stadium
contract scandal, we have health budget
financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had
power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC
was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor
kidnapped by a thug working for the president.
We had a whole region of the country rigged in
favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted
international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP;
Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako,
Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni,
Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are
today the same people financing APC and
calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people?
Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they
spend billions and no one dare to ask a
question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't
fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to
become APC. Same character with different
name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than
to be a confused and ignorant one.

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and
apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is
fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for
N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for
N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par
year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a
saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he
must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he
is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government,
you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers
money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government,
you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must
be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap
anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are
poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC
government, you are only helping the poor to
stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a
market woman leader in APC state, it is for the
progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary
in your state by your state government of PDP,
you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without
power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of
same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but
in APC, it is not your fault but someone up
there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month
and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends
as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the
party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are
dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by
bribing the legislatures but failed, then support
APC, you are democrat and the father of the
nation;

If you try to get a constitutional second term in
PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and
silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID
card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy
scam scandal, we have national stadium
contract scandal, we have health budget
financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had
power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC
was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor
kidnapped by a thug working for the president.
We had a whole region of the country rigged in
favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted
international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP;
Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako,
Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni,
Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are
today the same people financing APC and
calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people?
Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they
spend billions and no one dare to ask a
question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't
fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to
become APC. Same character with different
name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than
to be a confused and ignorant one.

Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and
apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is
fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for
N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for
N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par
year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a
saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he
must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he
is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government,
you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers
money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government,
you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must
be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap
anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are
poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC
government, you are only helping the poor to
stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a
market woman leader in APC state, it is for the
progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary
in your state by your state government of PDP,
you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without
power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of
same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but
in APC, it is not your fault but someone up
there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month
and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends
as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the
party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are
dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by
bribing the legislatures but failed, then support
APC, you are democrat and the father of the
nation;

If you try to get a constitutional second term in
PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and
silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID
card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy
scam scandal, we have national stadium
contract scandal, we have health budget
financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had
power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC
was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor
kidnapped by a thug working for the president.
We had a whole region of the country rigged in
favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted
international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP;
Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako,
Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni,
Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are
today the same people financing APC and
calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people?
Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they
spend billions and no one dare to ask a
question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't
fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to
become APC. Same character with different
name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than
to be a confused and ignorant one.

lirusehn:
i swear you have the brain of a pig

he is a primitive pig for that matter...

apc tout dogs at work again

courage54:
This is not a crowd compare to the multitudes of people Aregbesola is controlling.



Let me use this opportunity to correct an impression. Nobody hate Jonathan, just that people are tired of his style of leadership. I wish he performed excellently well in this his first tenure, Nigerians would have been the ones clamouring for his second tenure just the way Lagosians clamoured for Fashola second tenure because of his outstanding performance in the first tenure.


But as for me am supporting BUHARI because Jonathan need to pay for my #1000 he fraudulently collected frm me during that immigration scam exams that claimeed lots of graduate lives.

your N1000 is gone, and the persone occupying aso rock will still be the president...
I'm not figting with you, just telling you the exact thing that will happen,
i knw you will thank me after the election...

moderatorr1:
APC pastor.
Told your members to come to church with their voters card then ambush them by coming to church on that same day with all APC party members including Buhari, fashola and their driver amechi.

guy you wicked oo, na a whole governor nai you call driver so?
Hahaha this gat me cracking....
Amechi the apc drive

berem:
It is not a sin when Jonathan breaks fast with muslims but it an abomination when Buhari attends a thanksgiving service with Christians. I have never seen such hypocrisy displayed by Jonathan's followers.

did jonathan break the fast with musilms in the mosque?

teemanbastos:
Great...
Feb. 14 would likely shock many.
The PDP hu claimed that they will rule for 100yrs are already feeling jittery.
Starting 4rm abusing Amaechi,calling im a fool, trying to discredit GMB with difrent tins,using FFK to talk trash,trying to woo.. Etc..
It shows they are jittery even tho' they claim they are not.
The PDP havnt seen any opposition as this since inception of democracy but I must confess, its likely they lose 2015. Itz very likely.
..

But I dnt know why people have a low thinking..How can you say this is HYPOCRISY?
You just say things anyhow.
Yet we luk at the those who say such they are perfect examples of hypocrisy.
Do people know the meaning of campaigns?


Anyways i'm with Buhari/Osinbajo.

who is jittery? Get this!(point blank) we are not move by any crap call opposition...
And let me tell you, even if they tie thousands of charms on buhari's neck, and all the herbalist that made the charms for him follows him, he can not be the president of nigeria come feb14....
We are only thinking of innocent lives that might be wasted, after the election....
Kai! Stop that...

sukkot:
lol. you have to try to prevent it from the start. establish boundaries that you dont want crossed from the start. hey darling i dont want you farting around me or leaving used sanitary towels where i can see it etc etc lmao. that shhytt is a terrible experience for any sane man. or maybe i am on my own lol. i get grossed out easily though. i dont even want guys farting around me.

a girl once told me, that she wants to pee* hehehe i got turn off immediately...smh

sukkot:
You know the level of familiarity i am talking about ? you have seen her on the toilet many times and smelt her shyttt, and you may have run into her inappropriately disposed bloody sa-nitary towels a few times etc etc. its like a family member now as opposed to a sex-ual desire driven union. its a companion union and no longer se-xually driven.

have gat your drift, believe me, i use to think of things like this, and i just pray it doesn't piss me off

hahahaha this gat me cracking...4fk has nailed it

sibepoc:
I discoverd One of my closest pal whom i had lived with for over two years had sex with my girlfriend in his house. My friend use to have a party on the 1st of January yearly, after the watchnight service we go to his place to catch fun with other invited people. While the party was going on we decided to spice up the party by doing this game we all know as devil's basket, the game fell on my girlfriends turn and a guy was asked to touch three parts in her body of which he touched her bossom, her behind and another part in my presence, my girlfriend got upset and walked into the house(the party was outside the house but in the compound), i was going to stop her and explain that it was only a game that she should come back, she made a scene and got me angry and i shouted on her. She ran in this time around crying and with that act she almost destroyed the mood of everyone at the party. I left her, continued my job at the party(DJ) and my friend went in (he's fond of trying to be a nice guy to her when i make her upset of sumtin) to talk to her or whatever of sort. It was from there it happened, i wouldnt have known if his sister hadn't caught them in the act and told me on 3rd of January. I asked both of them and they didnt deny it. I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend but she's crying all heaven and hell her saying it was little of my fault, that my friend makes her happy when i dont and gives her more attention than I do but that she loves me so much and could die if i leave her. Pls note: My close friend and my girlfriend lives with me which has been since february. So please guys what do i do about this situation?

your friend is a traitor, believe me that friend of yours will sleep with your wife someday....
And as for the girl, take your share and set her free

Prettybecca:
Sorry, i'm not looking for play now. I'll let you know when i'm ready but don't cry foul afterwards!

nah, i wont cry, as matter of #fact i'm a patient dude.

Prettybecca:
Funny guys! So if I have sex with a guy on the first date, then i'm a hooker? . I agree with all except the sex part.
I'll tell you one thing, i'll fvck the dude crazy on that first date and dump him straight away, trust me, he'll come back begging for more.
Note: I have sex because I want to and not because i'm being lured, I don't give a fvck about his emotions/deceitful mind (it takes two).

mehnnnnnn
you can say that again,,
hahaha this is Hot!
I dont mind if we hook up,
but you dont have to dump me oo
my body need am always...

knightsTempler:
Lemme add to Buhari's lie or should we call it bad economics?

ah! Pls oo my certificate is with the military...
Hahahahah
Jan ja weed wants to be the president

adrelanine:
.. sometimes i begin to wonder! who are those behind the shoe-clue-less one.. .this man has failed so many Nigerians.

GEJ., i have got no money to give you, no hospitality of mine can comfort you.. but the only thing i can give to you is a candid Advice.
GEJ, kindly resign, coz if you go ahead and compete with Buhari, in the 2015 presidential election,believe you me sire, you are GONE. ...... .... ..

whali you lie!

Infact gej n obama have this for you...



•Apc no matter how hot your temper is, it cannot

boil a pot of yam – Goodluck Jonathan (2015)





•Anyone who reads this without laughing is

either looking for a job or needs deliverance

– Barrack Obama (2015).

Its a win win game for gej...

MrMcJay:
Mehn, this Abati na albino o! See as he black, I wonder what his shadow would look like.

Dude is so black, he snapped a coloured photo and he still came out as white and black. No wonder they said GEJ is surrounded by agents of darkness.

Abati, I wish you what you wish yourself and also, I pray that God runs your life the way GEJ is running Nigeria.

i also pray that, may the calamities that befall innocent citizens, due to buhari's violent commment, in 2011 befall your family,

very correct, but am not guilty of any on that list

happy new felas

okzcorp:
I liked this post and later unliked when I read how you banged.... because of your iphone. You are sure the iphone seduced them? Do you think you are a BIG BOY then?

yeap, he nailed it, not until he mentioned his iphone shit! Guy, must you show up?

Mcquine:
Ladies. just show me a lady y that don't go out with either a make up kit in her bag or at least a mirror and I'll remove my comment

what? Who told you to ask such question? In nigeria we dont have answer to this question, all the girls go out with make up kit,

to add to it, almost everything about them is fake.......
Story for another day.

princesa:
what's ur point? Is it that men with big dikk shouldn't get married or they are prone to kill their wives on their wedding night?

All the whole testing and testing you people do, what more worth does it even add to your lives? This generation is screwed up.

that is one clear advantage of sex before marriage, atleast u know what to expect on the d-day, and the mad will also know what to expect from his partner as well.

hehehehehe see me, see this serial loser oo, where you see office? Where him they even reason him why own? Laff wan kill me, this man still they dream say him go be president

Nonybb:
ATTRIBUTE AND CHARACTER OF A BUHARIST

If you are a Buharist...

¤You must be a Northerner

¤Your religion must be Islam

¤You must hate Jonathan without concrete cause

¤You must be violent and an anarchist

¤You must be abusive and might have called Our President shoeless, clueless and Otuoke drunkered


¤You must have covertly loved Boko Haram when they started newly but now hates them because you have that conception that GEJ is culpable (In other words, you must be a former sympathizer of Boko Haram)

¤Your Party must be APC

¤You must/might secretly love Sharia

¤You might partly be unexposed academically

¤You must have a Born-To-Rule Mentality Syndrome

¤2015 might be the year you will first kill somebody in your life due to electoral disfavour

¤You must have blamed GEJ for too much rain this year

And lastly,

¤You must hate and insult me for telling you this #TRUTH

no mind them, infact after this elction, any where them see pdp poster, them go bow down worship the poster.we set the pace and other follow.

lordizak:
does ur father have car? u want front seat u know how much that guy has helped him? think what is it about the front seat? if my big sister or mum wan seat my girl or wife go come drag sit with them?

are you normal?
You look matured, but i can not comprehend, why u posted such a childish comment