₦airaland Forum

OlamiB:
Please what do I do to reduce it, I am a shy person and I don't feel comfortable when guys stare too much. It would have been better if they were just staring at me but no! Its my butt
I went to church today in long skirt and some brothers were still staring, the stupid people even had the gut to tell me I have big ukwu
I don't wear tight dress or gown just because I don't want it to be noticed, but I am fed up now how do I reduce it?

Thanks

my girl friends butt is as flat as a cabin biscuit and you are here complaining

mistabiola:
You mean by rigging right

oooh now you believe in the power of the incumbent right?
I dont care how he does it, all i know is that, i whant to see him in aso rock come 2015-2019

mistabiola:
How many millions or billions of Naira did they raise to fight
Ebola scourge that killed 10s of Nigerians? N21Billion raise in a single night for JonaJona's 'Democracy-Threatening' re-
election bid.

Africa is rich but mentally poor..


"It is better for General Muhammadu Buhari to win the 2015
presidential election and jail me than for Jonathan to return
and destroy the remaining Nigeria" - - -Former President
Olusegun Obasanjo in his autobiography, #MyWatch. Can
you now see the reason(s) why GEJ said the book should not
be published? Truth is bitter.

nobody will jail you,
look mark my word, and quote me after the general election, PDP will win this election blue and black,



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nice one

to all the ladies shouting yes,
i hope once you see my world class train rolling out after the wedding you will be able to withstand it?
I wouldnt like to hear pls i am tired.
*

ochejagabriel:
Once upon a time, girls loved guys with hairy chest...
then it became a turn off.

They say they want 6 packs....

Now they say they want beards...

So my advice to guys is simple.......

Last long in bed. Know how to make her squirtt..

Then and only then will u stay on top of ur game.

Quote me and live long...

Meanwhile, let me continue my web design

oshe oooooooo baba

Ezibless:
You no serious sef.
Is it that you like me or you're contemplating liking me?





Cause i don kill(swallow) the ego na :p

for real i like you, well very rare (to see beautiful ladys without ego)

Ezibless:
Ok. Noted!








I'll swallow my pride from now on

for real o, i like you, thats if your ego will allow me.

delayed but not denied

laws are meant to be broken

i might not have $100 now.....
In as much as your $100 does not worth my stress....
I dont settle for less when i can get the best!
Pocket your small change, the beggars in your street, needs it more.

OrlandoOwoh:
This is just after 2015.
If him like make him bring Fela, Rex Lawson, Orlando Owoh, Zeal Onyia, Celestine Ukwu, Dagrin, etc nothing for him in 2015.

u cannot be so sure....

satowind:
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.
TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.

QUESTION

1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of Janatine
carbonate, 2015g of presidium electorate acid was produced.
i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, assuming the reaction took place under JEGA standard condition.
ii. Assuming that 3g of Ma'azuim Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be WINothermic?
iii. What is the colour of Goodluckium Chloride before and after free and fair reaction?
iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the reactants and products with respect to their
places on the electrochemical series of quality leadership and state which is stronger and why.
v. Using their molecular numbers, prove that Jonatine Chloride is weak and would need more INECium solution from JEGAnium nitrate to be able to precipitate KWANKWASONIUM from the reaction.
vi. Why is it that the solution of RIGium produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently under PDP Jonite acid?

Use of Four Rigging Table is not allowed in the exam hall.

Goodluck to you!

that is where u all get it wrong, everybody including apc wishes him goodluck , n he is goodluck, as such, the lock keeps following him.

Sophyrocks:
This Charles Novia talks too much. I dey fear men with leaking mouth. They are not to be trusted.

As for the issue of butt, yes yoruba ladies are well endowed o. chai. But that guy that kept staring at that lady will still come on social media and lament like guys on Nairaland on how he fell mugu for a lady. The lady dey her own o. E go spend tire on that lady becos of Ukwu. Na so dem dey do o.

the same way i for spend for you add it been i get money.

i hope the husband will be able to catch her, hwn she startss runing on bed

lukhad:
pls house, am a ju man, av not had sex before, buh av a virgin girl am dating, pls can someone tell me to disvirgin. because a friend told me dat i cant use my sugarcane straight on her, that itz done wit finger. is dat true

no oooooo dont put your fingers oo,
just put the damn thing in the hole.

AfricanApple:
those apples are no longer alive na this one is d opposite of those two

keep quiet, this apple is no difference from the one that killed abacha

GEJ Till 2019
Nigeria First! Nigeria Always!

guy bone that thing,
is either your bleeping performance was too poor.
Or u gave a her the best sex she can ever get
however if your performance was too poor, i will advice you to seat up and do the damn thing the way she will never forget....

Which girl ft wake up they look me for night?
After giving her the hotest sex of her life, she will dozz off till day break.

mikeson12:
Oooo I see,you guys want to turn him into another Ironsi abi?

The army is there to maintain law and order,to protect the occassion from APC monkeys cos you guys are damn good at causing destruction and problems and to keep the people that will attend it safe.


What exactly are you afraid of?What are you upto?

Thank you very much, nice write up
the janjar weeds should endeavor to read this post over and over again, it will help them.

MhisIjay:
Quit d e-drama niggur
U nt jst failed in ur prediction but failed woefully

ok am out. No fighting..
But that will not changer my perception
as there is no prov to show for your assertion.

MhisIjay:
Den u r nt a pro( ˘˘̯)
Cos u failed dis one

says who? I dont make mistakes

MhisIjay:
Wht makes u think dat I m curveless

i have seen it from your face,
i know how to detect curve from peoples face

MhisIjay:
*continueseatingherchocolates*
Waiting for more comments

here is one killer beauty without curve.

qtx:
must he have someone in his cabinet from ur family or village to make u like him? whether or not any of those three support him, GEJ will win fairly, Go and write it down.

#fact
they should learn to deal with it...

wait! Wait! Wait!
As in for my papa land who bring apshit come aba? Who try am? Dem dey crazy i swear na aboki nai fall that rally , no normal thinking human fit vote for association of pas criminal aka jan-ja weed

ElijahFobs:
Bros I be yoruba man n dem plenty for yoruba die...infact na yoruba e plenty pass wey u go see woman wey get bear bear n dem come wicked join am...if u see my own papa sister u go run...he bear bear n osama own na de same...n she come wicked pass anytin...if she dey vex nw...na so she go dey sweat join am like small pikin wey spoil bicycle

who is dis... U want to kill me with laughter

wish you quick recovery friend

stinggy:
Yes, by moniker.
No, in life.

in marketing we call this :
direct approach.
Eeeeem wat more can i say.....

skyeboy98:
The best thing for gej to do is for him not to contest but ruben apati won't tell him de 2rut, ma advice for jona b say make he go look for house to buy for gabon where he go fit hide after 2015 gbam.

na ur type nai wan advice president?
If he needs advice , he will go to professionals,
its baffles me how a saine human like you will ever dream of pdp giving power to apc guy! E no ft work. Bookmark this page cause i will remind you after the election?