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Politics / Re: Check Out The New NDDC HEADQUARTERS Building, Port Harcourt. Pictures. by pressplay55: 10:09pm On Apr 16, 2015
IsraeliAIRFORCE:


It is the turn of Buhari to hold the title of the most insulted president in Africa.

It will be a reign of curses and slander as never seen since the creation of the world.

Please, don't complain nor take it personal, it is part of opposition politics in Nigeria
cant wait till may 29th, we are paying them in with a million coins
Romance / Re: Ladies: Would You "Settle Down" With Him In A Self-Contain? by pressplay55: 2:23am On Apr 16, 2015
op pls change the question to: can you settle down with him in a self contain when you ar of age 38

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Family / Re: Why Is It A Challenge For Single Mum's To Get Married? by pressplay55: 5:34pm On Apr 15, 2015
because after child birth their pussy go dey like borehole

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Politics / Re: Things You Didn't Know About Governor Amaechi by pressplay55: 3:52pm On Apr 15, 2015
barcanista:
@OP you have to idea as to what transpired between Amaechi and PEJ in Okrika. You people are good at telling half truths. Anyway, Amaechi can be your hero but as long as Ikwerre, Rivers State, Niger Delta and Eastern region are concermed, he is a good riddance. Let me assure you that Abuja is not our home and heritage, our respective localities are. Politics is local! You can make Amaechi SGF or Chief of Staff to Buhari, he remains an "afonja" to the entire Niger Delta. He remains a boy-boy to his Abuja masters but a nonentity to us. As time progresses, he will hear from us(not violence). We will use him as an example to other ND Afonjas. You can't spend my money on a party and expect me to clap for you.


He has been worthless as Governor since 2013! Good riddance to the "Niger Delta Afonja"
i'm overwhelmed by your comment, he will surely here from us......

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Politics / Re: The AY Show Joke On Boko Haram Victims Was Distasteful & Insensitive by pressplay55: 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2015
the joke was not funny at all
Fashion / Re: Makeup: Our Amazing Before And Afters by pressplay55: 11:22am On Apr 14, 2015
this is outrageous now my di-ck wont rise ,because she just took her bath, smh
Politics / Re: The Message That Nailed Amaechi And Dakuku. Pictures. by pressplay55: 2:01pm On Apr 13, 2015
PhockPhockMan:

You can only rig election where you're popular.
Amaechi is the most hated human being in Rivers state today,there was nothing he could've done to win the election.
not only in rivers, most of us here in the north hate that apc balls sucker called amaechi
he is a betrayer

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Politics / Re: Final Governorship Election Result In Taraba by pressplay55: 8:53am On Apr 13, 2015
abubaka101:

They're not Hausa's predominantly. You hav Jukuns among them.
Plus, the state is predominantly Christian. They've never had a Muslim governor.
is danbaba subtai a christain?
Romance / Re: Help, I Am Being Seduced by pressplay55: 8:14am On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:
Pls keep avoidin her. Some ladies re very dangerous, u never can tell wat she has in mind
waiting for they day u will seduce me, if inhear say i reject
Politics / Re: Peterside In Early Lead In Rivers - The Nation by pressplay55: 11:23pm On Apr 11, 2015
Kolade354:
There must be a reason why Ameachi never liked Mama piss.........Assuming Amaechi is still in rivers PDP you wont call him all sort of names but when he decamp to Hausa party as south-south and south east use to see APC forgetting their beloveth PDP is a core northern party..........Had it been wike and peterside that contested in any of the south west states with wike reputation as a thug am sure he wouldnt have win ask Omisore and Teslim Folarin...........
really?
How about fayose?
I believe he is worse than ur afore mention names yet he won.
Even they state govt election was a landslide for pdp
Politics / Re: Governor Aliyu Loses Polling Unit In Niger State by pressplay55: 10:57pm On Apr 11, 2015
ionsman:
How did this frog eyed man even become the governor. And he wants to rule Nigeria in 2019.
tho i'm pdp i can categorically tell you that , that frog eye have not won any free and fair election in d state
Politics / Re: Military Kill 4 Voters At A Polling Unit In Kebbi by pressplay55: 7:19pm On Apr 11, 2015
there......
Rip to the dead

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Politics / Re: INEC Staff Caught With Thumb Printed Ballot Papers In Niger by pressplay55: 9:52am On Apr 11, 2015
aliyu babangida outsmarting pdp at the centre he fold his hands and watch how pdp scramble for volt
now that is now time for the governorship election he is hell bent on rigging for umar nasko (pdp)

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Politics / Re: It's No Longer About Jk And Ambode by pressplay55: 9:04am On Apr 11, 2015
the issue now is, must yoruba's will still vote kj, because some of them dont care about tribal sentiment
tho jk will be close byt will not win

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Religion / Re: Sex Destroyed Me; Took Away My Luck. I Need Help by pressplay55: 12:51am On Apr 11, 2015
SHARIAREPORTERS:
Tinz will change
Apc will see to your problems
Buhari promised he will do everytin
he also promise to bight corruption in relationships
1$-1N and so many more, we are waiting......
Romance / Re: . by pressplay55: 10:45pm On Apr 09, 2015
Ayjos10:
SORRY IF THIS IS LONG

My name is femi,cute,HANDSOME(to d core) am 21.I find it difficult to get pretty girls and above average girls to be my gf.I av read alot online about the female folks,their love for attention,confidence in guys and all dat but as much as i try doing all this,they just wouldn't date me.As much as i dnt want to sound like a proud guy i tink girls find me attractive becouse when i enter a gathering,girls admire me(like seriously)but walking up to them,they just wont date me.Some girls wil ask us to be friends,others just give me a staight NO.The problem is,I DNT KNW D PROBLEM..mayb its because i cant woo a girl for too lng(max 2wks..i simply just stp)or because they dnt want a preetier guy than they are or MAYB i start 2 early(buh if girlie giv u green light wetin remain)....I WANTS THE BADOOS IN D HOUSE TO TEACH THEIR TACTICS AND D GIRLS SULD TELL ME HOW I CAN IMPROVE TOO
mr man,
there is diff btw droping your words point blank and being mr too nice, nice people dont last long in the cost of the game
one way close another one open.

Go back to page one and read Ephemmm post
Family / Re: Marriage With 80000 Salary Per Month? by pressplay55: 10:15pm On Apr 09, 2015
Sophyrocks:


So why didnt the numerous children of the poor open doors for them? The numerous children homeless on the streets under bridge around the country nko? why didnt they make the parents rich overnight? Such a belief is for Naive myopic people. Its always good for us to be realistic about life. Do you know the huge chunk a single child slashes from somebody's salary? As the child grows, the expenses increase. This country is over populated already. we need serious population control.
dont allow my aboki friends here this, if not they will tranfer their hatred for mama peace to you
Romance / Re: Ever Had A Date With A Nairalander?? ( Share Your Experience).. by pressplay55: 3:41pm On Apr 09, 2015
Ishilove:

Okay.

My password is 'agbaalakugbuoba'
wrong password meself want change atleast by the time u are gone...
Romance / Re: Ever Had A Date With A Nairalander?? ( Share Your Experience).. by pressplay55: 3:19pm On Apr 09, 2015
Ishilove:

Whenever you land Naija, if I'm not living in the lagoon by then, holla me grin
i see lagos base...well saturday is not far from today pls drop your admin password b4 sat cos
Romance / Re: Can You Watch Or Participate In This Game? (photo) by pressplay55: 7:36am On Apr 09, 2015
tchidi:
How do you know the winner? angry undecided
Definitely not the first to finish. embarassed embarassed
definitely not.
D last to finish will be the winner
there own na play because me no dey even finish self, highest i will go on break
Politics / Re: Most Literate States in Nigeria and How they Voted by pressplay55: 8:43pm On Apr 08, 2015
we dont need all this statistics, we already know the truth...
Take southwest forr instance inspite of the wide support apc had ranging from tinibu obj and other top southwest elders pdp was able to pull quite a number of vote in the southwest.
Politics / Re: Opc Warns Against Unbecoming Comments Directed At Oba Akiolu by pressplay55: 2:10pm On Apr 08, 2015
thatsa it
Travel / Re: Photo: Collapsed Bridge In Kwara by pressplay55: 10:06pm On Apr 07, 2015
in buhari's voice
i will bight corruption in all the bridge
Romance / Re: Women And The Lies Of 25yrs Of Age? by pressplay55: 10:02pm On Apr 07, 2015
Begonia:
Maybe you make them feel uncomfortable.
Personally, I don't see the big deal in saying my age if required.
I've never lied about my age and I don't know anybody who does smiley
na! U wont lie about ur age..u are still beautiful
*wispering to her* most of them are not beautiful so they lie to make up with it.
Romance / Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by pressplay55: 11:36am On Apr 07, 2015
Dolemite:
Guy must have been reading Charlesnneji1 's ridiculous book. grin
and this got me laughing out laud. Ridiculous indeed
Politics / Re: Anti-corruption: I Trust Buhari, But Not All Those Around Him- Bakare - Vanguard by pressplay55: 4:38pm On Apr 06, 2015
wolf in sheep clothing
Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by pressplay55: 1:05pm On Apr 06, 2015
missclasssy:


If you are wallowing in a pool of ignorance and sciolism, you don't need to make it so obvious.

Didn't you see where I stated that those 3 points were sarcastic statements.....
Don't you know what "sarcasm" means?

Now go get a dictionary and educate yourself,
but first...... fvck off my mention.


now read my post again,
if you feel pained by my comment....go screw yourself* arrogant bitc-h
Romance / Re: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by pressplay55: 11:53am On Apr 06, 2015
missclasssy:
~ Dressing seductively to his house

~ Saying these words "Let's have sex"

~ Handing him a pack of condoms

Please note that my above points are laced with a bit of sarcasm.
This is because I believe if a girl is already having sex with her boyfriend, she would make it obvious if she wants to have sex with him.

No need for unnecessary drama.....

madam is very rare for a lady to tell u she wants to have sex
so stop winning.....
Career / Re: She Asked Me To Carry Her Hand Bag, I Refused And She Fired Me. by pressplay55: 6:55pm On Apr 03, 2015
Nneka123:
LOL! Oh well! What's so bad if you carried her handbag? You let your ego get in the way, forgetting that you were working for her.

Sorry o
how will you feel, when you see your husband carrying hand bag for one little bitch?

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