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Hafeezson:
Abeg what does FTC means? i'm just seing people writing it but i don't know the value of it

First To Comment

marltech:


You thread from september 2016 says your manhood isn't working.

We finally helped you solve the problem of your manhood... You still had the effrontery to goan bleep your ex?

Actually... I'm not sorry for you.

Ntoor
MEANWHILE
IMAGINE WHAT THIS FEMALE CELEBRITY IS CAUGHT DOING

sir what were you expecting?
he had to put the manhood to test

marltech:


You thread from september 2016 says your manhood isn't working.

We finally helped you solve the problem of your manhood... You still had the effrontery to goan bleep your ex?

Actually... I'm not sorry for you.

Ntoor
MEANWHILE
IMAGINE WHAT THIS FEMALE CELEBRITY IS CAUGHT DOING

sir what were you expecting?
he had to put the manhood to test

mayorall:
Oh. Great

Romoss sense 6p now #10,000 this week. Buy it now

let's chat on whatsapp

still waiting for the promo

cutedharmee:
Proudly cherubim and seraphim and I'm loving it. #werock

with a personal text that reads : you cannot see me, its obvious we cannot see you which is why we are scared of you.

the best president ever!
rest in peace sir...

buhari has been rejected by the living God-(ffk 2017)

sarahade:
Who marriage help

this one don reach 49

sarahade:
Who marriage help

this one don reach 49

slimthugchimee2:
You be winch?

depends on how u look at it.

i never knew a thread like this exist..
















































I'm the owner of night...
the Night belongs to me!

bolaji73:
I also buy Airtel and Glo. For interested sellers, you can chat me up on whatsapp.

pls drop ur number let's chat on whatspp

rokiatu:
Muslim.

christian

deedondavi:
Biko!! this MMM a Good Samaritan should explain in details how to go about it..... seems it's changing life's .

mail me

op nollywood actor

she should reduce the size of her breast...
my data is for medium size breast

crazymommy:
Well I cannot speak for other celebrities but am 100% certain that toke makinwa and skales are Nairaland members.... don't ask me how I know..

Wat about you?

mrsefan:
yes because ur food no de sweet
and u de waste in maggie onion pepe and u too the put too much oil and salt
after then u come tell am if he complain that what i do ? Is it no cokerin rice

This one has finished all seasons of jenifas diary including the ones yet to release.

emmaak2:
Come 2 think of diz: if some1 had been deaf &dumb since birth
&afta 25yrs he went 4 healing service &ws cured. wat
language wil he speak?

Nice point will forward this to d committe on deaf and dumb to look into the matter.

Preshme:
And what you bring to the table except your black, stinking, crab infested balls and your toothpick d**k. Gerrout mehn

Chai, you are too beautiful to be rude, Same guys calling ladies stinking pussy will see and admire them tomorrow....
Most of the things guys say here does not portray a true reflection of who they are in real life..
Learn to ignore.

greenhulk:
Buy whatever makes u happy. Do u think a busy man with a good paying job has time to be manipulating his phone? Whether it is Android, iPhone or Windows phone just get whatever makes u happy (if u can afford it). I used galaxy s6 for over a year and it is the best phone I have ever used (apart from the very poor battery life). I also have an iPhone 5s which is the most reliable responsive phone I've ever used. I sold my s6 3 days ago and decided to give Chinese phones a try.

Bought an Infinix hot s for 50k still kept some change from the sale of my s6. That is my first Chinese phone and oh boy I don't think I will ever buy a Chinese phone again. Upon all the hype about the camera , the camera is NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT especially in low light. The phone lags from time to time and the screen resolution is so wack compared to the s6 and iPhone 5s, screen fails to respond from time to time especially when pulling down the notification tray. I am going to use this phone for about a month and sell it get an iPhone 7 or galaxy s7 edge. Really if u can afford a high end phone just buy it and get a rest of mind.

Try gionee m5 n tank me later

He should at least smile Will like to see his white teeth

I see, she might as well put on BH's uniform...
na her body.




The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC



The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till
tomorrow
-Abuja High Court



The sighting of the moon was not altered, a
committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen.
David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on
Observation)
-Senate



The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed



The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the
moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to
more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon



The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted
in Nigeria
-Fayose



We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC



Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of
the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency



We will blew up the moon and we will blow up
more moons
-NDA



We are responsible for the absence of the moon
in the sky
-Boko Haram



Those responsible for the missing moon will soon
be apprehended and charged accordingly. We
have evidence.
-EFCC



We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit



We know where the moon is but we dont want to
say.
-US



Abeg add your own I don taya!

Fashola4thSon:
Obama using 2 hands to show humanity and willing to serve his people.

The dullardian bastardsss is showing ego by putting one hand on his falling waist, I don't know if he is holding his amended ukwu or another way of saying "serving his poor ajrimajiri, me? A fake waec General?

you are one hell of a person , can't stop laffin....

AnalyticEngine:
To be frank OP, wetin u do sweet me small. She got served. Simple. When I read posts like this, it gives me joy to know that there are still guys out there who are not into woman worship. While running amok, you could have probably sustained some injury in the process. Some people could even catch stroke in the process due to shock of seeing such grotesque in the middle of the night and all that would be said afterwards is sorry.
Don't listen to those religious folks saying you were revengeful. You were revengeful but with the aim of flowing with tide. People saying you should have chosen another prank are biased in their judgement. She chose a prank that she felt will get to you and you also carefully planned one that will get to her. Equation balanced. Prank na prank jor. Those rats were treated and harmless My honest advice is that you don't beg her any further. When she gains some sense and analyse the issue, she'd come back if her love for you is sincere.

you made my day bro....
God bless.

On whose order would that be? common Commissioner guess.....