₦airaland Forum

nice move by ncc

suyamasta:
They can only press pause on the account and if u do the needful CBN will press play!

suyamasta:
They can only press pause on the account and if u do the needful CBN will press play!

huw'

guy to tell you the truth, she is the one that can help you and also determine if you two will get married, talk to her, tell her your problems and also make it known to her that she is the only one that can kill such anxiety in you.
if she is a smart lady, believe me she will know what to do.

400billionman:
Mr Psychologist.

There is a guy who lasts one hour and above when having sex with ladies but lasts only 4 to 5 minutes with one particular girl.

Inspite of the fact that they do have spontaneous sex with pre-intimacy, after like 10 tries, he cannot still last more than 5 minutes on her. Why ?

its in the brain, your feelings for a lady will determine how long you will last,
-it also depend on packaging...
the way a lady dress and behave can also determine how long you will last...
don't forget it all boils down to feelings(brain)

we are seriously in a one chance government certainly this is not the change Nigerians voted for Allah ya Isah*

for umana to win akwa ibom is like telling Bubu to trek to dubai

Buhari will go to the battle field to fight book haram -apc

I can see lots of change in their bank account

olumaxi:
U mean they returned to chikbok without the girls?...oh Lord,wea is ur face?

your comment got me crabking, funny u

thays good

lilbazy:
Now am beginning to comprehend buhari,He is absolutely dull. He was criticizing the former govt for incompetency while he is more incompetent than the word incompetent itself!!! Our economy is Crumbling drastically,investors are running away,Same old story on security...He has denied every of his campaign promises.Now I know a Phd in yoruba is better than an olevel dropout.

my brother u are right, a phd holder in igbo is far far better than olevel dropout, i dont think the kunu drinki g gorilla have steped his leg in school b4

superstar1:
He can even pick people from Daura as his cabinet members, some of us do not give a hoot.

What we want is performance and good governance.

Appointment should not be by ethnicity zones or religion. It should strictly be based on merit and competency.

are you saying that there are no competence people in the south?

thats good

lets see how the new sec onfolds

FriedPlantain:
[b]He is an Urhobo man, an Itsekiri guy, a yoruba boy, an igbo intellect........ Can't we all read just one damn thread on this forum without us going the tribal line. The doofus above me have started it, I expect more m0rons to continue from where they stopped. Lubbish!

.... But come to think of this, this Aziza guy isn't the first Nigerian to achieve such an unimaginable feat.
My younger brother Kasali achieved similar feat by having hat-trick of commendable results at 3 renowned tertiary institutions. He got a lower credit from Yabatech on his OND certificate, proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos where he commendably bagged a Third Class honours. After staying 3 years at home with no job forthcoming, I personally sponsored him to study again at Covenant University, hoping things would turn out good this time around, admonishing him on the need to make First class to right all his wrongs.
The 1diot choose to make it a hat-trick of results by bagging another commendable Third-class at Covenant University. Such a useless 1diot . Omo ale jati jati!


Friedplantain [/b]

i don laff tire,
pls wen next u want to comments with such funny post, add laughters discretion.

baba is working, he has created a new country called west germany

the president of west sudan has escaped

president west germany

this man call wike will send apc in rivers to oblivon.


I will be right back.

mimicious:
Osinbande mere commissioner

pls have respect for the office of the vice president, dont mind the fact that he is tiefinibu's puppet.

dougivilla:
What steps? Since you have decided to compare 12 days and one year let me ask:

On Security??

Is it by visiting Chad and Niger? Did PMB not say it was a disgrace that the GEJ led administration was coopting our neighbours to come handle our internal security issues for us? He said he will be at the forefront like the soldier he is! I thought he would have relocated to Maiduguri, abi tailor never sew him bullet proof uniforms finish? Has he visited any of the states or places that BH recently killed scores or even sent condolences? Apart from the usual condemnations which he only offered once since the killings, what else has he done on security in this 12 days wet pass one year? Where the #change??

On Anticurruption?

Has he appointed the new EFCC and ICPC chairman? How many high profile arrest has been made? Apart from ''jailing' Timiprye Sylva and Muritala Nyako who else has his new EFCC and ICPC arrested Who has returned money, how much and who has custody of the moneys?

Some people's brains really need to be formarted. When you just here somebody say PMB has done so so so and so, you copy and paste without asking yourself anything.

Make your brain booth finish we go format am!

concord with you on that,
buhari made it clear that, it is a shame seeing foriegn soldiers in our country, yet this same cattle rarer
have been runing from one country to another seeking for help.

NOTE OF WARNINGi No body i repeat No body should call osinbande a mere commissioner again.

softnipples:
So after the refund, what's next?? No prosecution, No jail term, No execution chai!!
Who else agrees with GEJ that stealing is not corruption?

mr man, why did u bring gej into dis?

ROYALTIPPERS:
NAIRALANDERS PLEASE BEWARE OF EILENTRUST (A DATA SELLER), HIS NOW SHOWING HIS TRUE COLOR; A FRAUDSTER. TRANSFERRED MONEY TO HIS ZENITH BANK ACCOUNT FOR MORE THAN 3 DAYS NOW.
HE HAS REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TRANSFER, AND NO LONGER PICKING HIS CALLS.

BEWARE OF THIS FRAUDSTER. THEY DECEIVE PEOPLE BY INITIALLY WINNING THEIR TRUST, THEN START DEFRAUDING NAIRALANDERS.


BEWARE.

you can buy from me, i acpt recharge card payment, so no need going to the bank, and if u leave close i can send mtn sims with 2gb data for just #700

wike giving rivers apc heart attack, well #isallrite.

HungerBAD:
The Soldiers say they cant help because the accident victims might be terrorist? The Nigerian Army is an Organization that encourages people with Primary Six leaving certificate to join. I am 100% certain if their WAEC results, which is the minimum requirement to join is verified. Everybody that is not an Officer will be found with forged papers.

The Nigerian Army is a gathering of illiterates, and their behavior at the scene of an accident not surprising. That said, the OP should count himself lucky that he was not shot and a locally made pistol placed by his dead body. For the sake of your life next time, just delete the pictures so that we don't have a case of another "Accidental" discharge.

In developed countries, the law enforcement agencies and the Armed forces are filled with people that the citizenry look up to. In Nigeria, everything in Uniform is a criminal. I do not trust anything in Uniform and that is why at their old age I never pity them when I see them suffering.

Imagine the police asking innocent good Samaritans for petrol? if the Nigerian Army is filled with illiterates, the Nigerian Police Force is filled with Illiterate Criminals. What is wrong with our men in Uniform? in the guise of fighting Boko Haram, our Soldiers have been busy raping women up and down in the North and these are never reported in the news as the women are termed TERRORIST WIVES.

And we wonder why the PEOPLE in Uniform are the largest DISTRIBUTORS of HIV.

Okay, I have finished venting my anger.

Oga OP continue doing your good and may your Good never kill you.

i got me cracking
nice one.

rubbish my sperm can not be that slow, it moves faster like a propel luncher.

pyyxxaro:
Go and meet Adams oshiomhole for tutorials immediately

Don't say I didn't tell you

abi ooo, never play with short black guys dick.....

Twaci:
I beg to disagree

i was born and brought up in the north.......

Twaci:
Ok take note, this has nothing to do with tribalism and is not intended to degrade another tribe or ethnic group . Just for fun.

So a client and I got into an arguement today. She claimed that Igbo guys are less romantic and value money above their women's emotions. Also said that Yoruba guys are far romantic than other guys.....

Me? I think Hausa guys are more romantic and loving

Now, what's ur opinion on this? Who is more romantic than the others?

Let's talk

dear twaci
90% of the hausa`s are not romantic...
Infact they are far from being romantic.
U can as welk mention another tribe and i will concord with you.
*peace!!

Fraih:
Blood of God

i also killed a snake yesterday that crowlled to my friends bed, while he was sleeping.