₦airaland Forum

Twoclans:
I am missing his posts he is one person that makes me laugh out my ass everyday. He is the first person I followed on nairaland.

He is just one crazy guy.

Intact en, nairaland would have been so whacked for me a f not for the likes of him.
OUR NAIRALAND CELEB

Twoclans:
Today is exactly one year you registered on nairaland yet you refuse to post on any thread

Are your fingers paining you

You are sure missing his posts, aren't you?

Someone told me this fruit was edible. Who knows the name

Very true. There are some coughs that actually needs a substance with codeine to cure it. I remember the humble days of benelyn with codeine

NwaAmaikpe:



Nigerians are fools.
The Nigerian Medical Association are cowards.
Nobody should call me when there is a cough epidemic.

I am not an addict,
I am not a drug abuser and I have never been one.
But I have once relied on a codeine based syrup to cure a terrible cough.

Does the government know just how many people will suffer if this drug is banned?
No one throws the bad baby with the bathwater.

Folks inhale petrol or methylated spirit, does that mean we should shutdown the refinery?
Shame on Nigeria.

Too much sense wee not kee me sha.

Ecobank is so good at doing that and their ATM have been programmed to dispense only 10k per withdrawal

Very fugly

Ordinary impeachment, MURIC is warning. What will then happen if he is kicked back to daura in 2019?

Afonjas at it again

See how ugly the baby is sef

Did she also bleach?

Can someone please tell these whores that having a man does not equal poverty alleviation programme?

This is insane

Why do i have the feelings its not her biological father (my daddy) but her pastor or better yet, her guardian. Who else thinks this way

Lenadiva:
I'm new here..
#Queenbae

Welcome to nairaland where u will meet different clowns and yet some very intelligent ones. Have fun

Am thinking these guys are seriously trying to disarm the police so the can go about their normal activities on the unarmed innocent citizens of benue

Am guessing she delivered while the flight was still in motion. What then is the country of origin for the child

pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?"

I love this dude, you are so analytical

Please what's the definition of EXTREMELY again?
Next please

Wadata area is presently heating up in Benue sef and I heard one person has been killed. Pray for Benue people

Beautiful kids. What more do I need if I can have this at just one shot. Happy birthday to them

Holy of holies


Rotten soul[/quote]

She enjoyed the ride else she would have caused a scene and wouldn't even need to report it on twitter.

Betwn, who has that NCC contact to report telecommunications of illegal deductions?

olasaad:
Nairalander guys will prefer the weekend because of the girl big orange

Not just the orange but cos they won't struggle to pull before penetrating.

Is someone planning on shooting him? Well just shoot the the head lamps and he is a goner

Yea thats ma buddy. The elder sister is also a Lawyer

Does the pant increase sperm count?

Lalas247:
been drinking wine ohhh lawd ...u r craking me up ....

@ bolded hopefully there’s a kitty between

Her kitty will definitely be the tiniest...

Oh, really!! I can literally count all the kia vehicles available my location so where were the cars sold?

I love her sincerity. Better than using her kpekus once for something mega than using it daily for sweet, okpa and sharwama with 500naira as transport back home. All this must stop in 2017

fablani:
do you have sense at all?
fool

Sense is definitely far away from him

dafeyankee:
Chai.

Whoever blocked/Censored the pictures of Tonto' s Bweazt, may your Christmas Fowl get lost and never be found.

Lmfaorof...bros which one u dey na...