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cutiereborn:
Welcome to December Foodies

Yummy!!! Please keep mine.

Village kitchen

Just finish designing Christmas tree. Time for dinner

Fish and fry plantain

Happy new month my Beautiful people

Mariangeles:
What!?

Iffa hear...
I go take am if you no want...me and DSS go sort ourselves out later
Their Dads!

So you think Buhari will give you 90 million

That one year contract, is like a year detention

AngelicBeing:
After due consultations with Buhari, you have been selected to come to Presidential villa on December 1'st 2019 to pick up Stanbic Bank cheque for 90 million Naira and start a Prestonn / Chasers village kitchen, you will be offered a Spot / location at Sheraton Abuja plus 2 other hotels of your choice

You are expected to serve all your meals with local appliances like coconut shells, banana leaves etc and you must select another foodie on this thread to prepare local food, your contract is valid for 1 years, the 90 million is free to you and not refundable.

If you consider this offer acceptable to you, respond back in the next 24 hours, Signed, senior secret agent to the president federal Republic of Nigeria

Thanks sweetheart

At this time of the year any offer is ok by me, I don't mind Cooking for you as long I get paid.

Please don't allow this opportunity to pass me.

For the 90 million, you can keep it.... DSS this days are not friendly

cutiereborn:
Lovely

Thanks Mami

lolipopandy:
kuvuki language , oh I want

Na me you wan put for high jump... nor be only Kuvuki

I'll pass by and drop it at your place

Village kitchen

Coconut Rice

lolipopandy:
mende mende

What language is that

Still have leftover, if you care for

WetSmoke:
Awesome okro. I will take mine with pounded yam

Thanks Boss

Village kitchen

Me :: Aboki e be like say this Turkey go stubborn

Aboki :: Oga this Turkey I nor stubborn, na because of the colour of your shirt, na make the Turkey dey misbehave

Me :: ok.. I give Aboki money, carry Turkey go house.

Just yesterday afternoon. Thanksgiving celebration, me and my Brother take knife go where wi put the Turkey. Turkey we nor see... Musa(gateman) way Turkey? Musa say Turkey nor pass gate, make I ask the police men may dey guide house... I don die

god may save me yesterday be say cabin biscuits dey house and juice. I gat feed people I invite come house.

As I nor see the Turkey, I con later use he friend egg take do dinner. Chicken egg

Dinner ~~~ Boiled egg, sweet maize and mayonnaise with bread.

kendrick93:
Wow!! This looks so good.....
Are you a chef?

Thanks Boss

No.. Just love Cooking

sholay2011:
I can't even see the okro in the okro soup sef. Money good oh...

funny

Village kitchen

Stamattina abbiamo preparato la Pizza di Patate per tutti, farcita con prosciutto cotto e mozzarella

Potato Pizza

Buon Appetito

Akposy:
Yummy! Did it go well with the potatoes?

Yes Bro... Thanks

Village kitchen

Oil less Okro soup... Ate mine with potato, others with rice

Akposy:
Good morning Chefs/foodies! Left over macaroni (twist)

Good News!!!

Yesterday is going to be a memorable day for me. I have always wanted to own an oven, to hone my culinary skills and do crazy kitchen stunts... I've been oppressed & intimidated by peeps (fam) with this awesome kitchen gadget. But this is gonna end soon
My sincere appreciation and heartfelt gratitude goes to Cococandy, all members of this post and baba God. I don't really know how to express my happiness but my joy overflows like the waterfalls.

Initially, my plan/budget was to purchase one of those local ovens that uses stove/charcoal/electricity as the source of heat but madam cococandy has spurred me to dream BIG . Now I'm confused...I don't know which brand/type of oven to buy. I'm so so confused. I'll need your help to make the right decision. I just realized I have to get a gas cylinder since I'm no longer getting the stove oven.

What type of oven will you recommend?

Thanks in anticipation!

Am happy for you my Brother

@Cococandy thank you very much for puting a smile on my Bro face. Much love

AngelicBeing:
Hahaha, your response cracked my ribs, Lol at cooking okra soup, put mangala fish, okporoko, Kpomo,shrimps, kpanla inside the okra soup, little palmoil, little salt or Maggie cubes and download it with pounded yam / Ugali / semovita / semolina or plantain flour and gulp it down with red wine, thank me later

You don't want me to sleep in my apartment this evening I can't stand the smell.

Too bad I don't do those swallow

grandstar:
I'm not too sure. Two Nigerians have been on the show at different times. There might have been more Nigerians though. The 2 I'm aware of both have British accents. They were in their 20s and most likely born and bred there.

Google Kayode on Come Dine With Me.

Ok Boss... Thanks once more.

AngelicBeing:
You didn't answer my question Na, you have till December 31'st 2019 to openly announce your engagement and traditional marriage on this thread because Buhari told me via email that your Queen Mariangeles is the one cooking all the meals you showcase here, so the court down begins now

Very sorry sweetheart, gonna answer you later, Cooking Okro soup and potato now and also potato pizza

AngelicBeing:

Thanks Dear

grandstar:
You have to be living in Britain.

Like permanent stay Or strictly citizen ?

grandstar:
You should be on Come Dine With Me. You'd win if you're not the first contestant to cook. They never win. It's as though all the other contestants are in a competitive state and their only desire is to win. From the 2nd contestant onwards down to the last, they let their guards down and score each other more generously

Thanks very much. I'll check the program out

Village kitchen

After shouting who go eat egg, nobody answer. I cooked mine and live some on table. E never even reach 4 minutes half crate of Egg don dey fire

sassysure:
Gerarahia
I thought u are a gentleman

sassysure:
I go beat u o!
Hee hee, last warning



I didn't learn teakwando for nothing
I will just scatter that your mouth now

Prestonn, please leave me alone. I'm begging you.
Wetin I do you today eeh?

Very sorry mami... You for talk since say you be mouth belt holder

sassysure:
Is this food or an exhibition

Food

sassysure:
Gerarahia

Akposy:
Thanks Chef. I'm actually tired of waiting. It's been a long time coming. The money i spend on bread a week is outrageous. I eat bread a lot. I'll try though.

Thanks @cococandy. I'd have given you some but e yaff finish o

Thanks Cutiereborn.

You're welcome ... I think new oven gonna last long and you'll enjoy it more

What kind of oven though? If possible upload the photo.

AngelicBeing:
Take the gif for free

Thanks Dear

sassysure:
Shit

I know you're lying,but continue

cutiereborn:
Looks great

Thanks

Akposy:
Breakfast (5days ago). It's been long I cooked. I've been on bread diet. Buhari administration no want make we eat again. Just imagine, a module of rice is now 1,100. May God help us o.
Meanwhile, I saw strawberry in Jos the day before yesterday. A pack of about 13 - 15 fruits cost #500..

Please does anyone here want to sell oven (local oven preferably). My budget is 13k. I really miss baking...I miss baking fresh bread and meat pie. Baking is my therapy.

Good morning chefs/foodies. The pics here are making my stomach grumble this morning

Why don't you save more,and go for new oven

Yummy noodles