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PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 8:13pm On Dec 30, 2017
stuffs4me:
A peeg will always remain a peeg. I know you are a banza bakwai slave and you are here foaming at the mouth like a demented peeg because I criticize your gods who are nothing but failures.

I wasted my time quoting legal books for you. What does an eedeeot swine like you know about rational thinking.

Just because your armed robber father rappped your prostiuutte mother to conceive and imbeccile like you make you think you have a say. You are a useelees banza bakwai and you will never amount to anything in your worthless life like your useless father that was gunned down by the police and left to die in the gutter where he belongs. It shall never be well with your cursed generation. You will die a painful, miserable and shameful death like your dog of a father.


Shege, alede.

abin da aka tsinta a bola.
grin The illiteracy in you is displaying itself, I talk about his miserable father not being great enough to be a president and he copies the father diatribe as well, I laugh!

Typical local crude man mentality, he is already proclaiming death just because he was scorned, how funny! Last time I checked you have no power over life and death, only God does and my life is secure in him forever. No wonder you have so much hate in you, people like you only go through life hating and cursing, while their mates are progressing and being happy.

Upgrade your parochial mindset and pick up your brain from the dustbin you left it.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 2:55pm On Dec 30, 2017
stuffs4me:
You are a seven bastarrd banza bakwai peeg..

Yusuf Buhari is your lord and master which is why you can't take it when people like me criticise the reckless and iresponsible lifestyle he lives.

Stoopeed illiterate banza alade. Show me anywhere in the constitution where a first son of the nation is written. There is nothing like first son of the nation but a brain dead pig like you will never know that.

Yes you are not a fan of Buhari but a slave of Buhari and his rascal irresponsible son.

Stoopeed munafeeq has not even mentioned the other boy that was involved in the accident. God will punish you and your entire cursed village. Is the life of Yusuf Buhari any better than the other boy that was involved in the accident? Is Yusuf Buhari's life any more valuable more than that of any Nigerian.
grin This epistle all for Yusuf Buhari who doesn't even give a damn about if you exist or not?

There is nothing like the office of the first lady as well in the constitution, but be stupid enough to say you won't honor a first lady who is visiting your area, whatever rules you are told to obey you would else they kick your ignorant ass out of the way into the gutter you belong.

Keep on making noise about the son of the president, at least his dad is the president, what did your miserable dad achieve for you? Its funny how ALL the top politicians all over Nigeria have extended their hand of concern and courtesy to the president over his sons accident and one good for nothing low life is here on Nairaland sprewing gibberish! You are a bloody nobody and that's what folks like you do; shout and scream over leaders, when the leaders meet in the inner cabal and improve their lives without including nonentities like you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Has 2017 Taught You? by prettyboy5: 2:40pm On Dec 30, 2017
If only you understand time and season, trust me, you will envy no one.

If you don't work hard, you will spend the rest of your life in church shouting: I receive it!

And lastly, trust me, there's an evil spirit that randomly moves round Nigerian homes, making spoons and forks to get missing after a while.
CareerRe: First Bank Staff In Port Harcourt Reacts To Mass Sack Allegation by prettyboy5: 2:27pm On Dec 30, 2017
5sims:
All i see is staffs* wtf! Please they make my eyes sore. Staff is both singular and plural!
Most people get this wrong, "staffs" is also correct, its another form of the plural of "staff", so "staff" and "staffs" can both go for plural form. You can check your dictionary or Google it.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 12:37pm On Dec 30, 2017
Pataricatering:
In all this what’s the advice you have for the men ? Nothing , abi ?
The advice I have for men is that there is no fun in rape, consensual intimacy is best, why rape when you risk jail term? And in the present day, sex is so cheap to get, so what's a man's excuse to rape please?
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 12:32pm On Dec 30, 2017
stuffs4me:
What is this dumb_azz banza bakwai yapping about sef I gave facts backed with reference in the Federal Highway Code of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that nobody is above the laws of the land in Nigeria you are talking about Charley boy and his Emir friend. The problem with eedeeiots like you is that you worship Buhari and his son and you cannot take it when someone criticises them.

You are a disgraceful liar and a bastarrd until you show me where bikers are allowed to break traffic laws in Nigeria because they are "top shots".
Take a look at this lowlife demented waste of human flesh talking!

Buhari's son is more popular than your entire generation put together. I am not a fan of Buhari but courtesy demands you show concern when the president's son is in pain, the leaders of all political parties showed concern, so who gives a damn about an inconsequential minnow like you making noise? If your dad had any greatness in him, maybe he would have become a president as well then you would understand better on being the first son of the nation. Jealousy and a parochial mindset is what limits folks like you in life. Grow up!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by prettyboy5: 1:33am On Dec 30, 2017
mayorchelsea:
Who else got a mail stating that training school has been postponed till February?
I don't know why everything is Nigeria is done virtually wrong without proper planning, does FBN know the amount of people who have quit their jobs already awaiting training school to be in January? Now out of the blue they come again to postpone it. So those set of people are just suppose to sit at home for one month doing nothing right? What a country we live in.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 12:43am On Dec 30, 2017
Futureberry:
when court hearings begin,I will like you to be the first witness
When they don't have points to hold on their contrived argument they resort to change of matter of discourse, well, thank God you understood this time kid.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 12:37am On Dec 30, 2017
Futureberry:
a total stranger, Mr I can get your info from seun,when and if the need arises,so don't think because it an anonymous forum you information can't be gotten or acquired, never you in your life tag every men a rapist
Like I said before, your comprehension skills are so poor, how old are you please? When I said a total stranger I meant I don't count you as important enough to make me "change mouth" because you said something. Why should I "change mouth" easily because a total stranger said some gibberish. I hope you grab now? Read it again slowly please!

Never in your life be dumb enough to think you can talk crap to me, funny how you reason, you can get my info from Seun and all, I have been on this platform for almost 10 years now to know your type.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 12:27am On Dec 30, 2017
Futureberry:
that a lie,you label every single man that ain't a girl family friend a rapist, don't try and change mouth now
Your comprehension skills are so poor, when did I label every single man a rapist please? Show me. And you said "change mouth" as you claim, because I give a damn about you? Oh please! Why would I change my opinion because a total stranger online said something? Does that make any sense?
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 12:16am On Dec 30, 2017
Futureberry:
can you testify against him in court as a witness towards the rape act,I will cover all your expenses, do the talk...because someday, someone might accuse you of something, you might be guilty or innocent, but Nigerians won't care because people like you have set a precedent that anybody accused of rape is guilty without evidence or court trail...
Dude from my comment, it should be noticed I'm hammering on the girl taking the wrong steps here which would make it difficult to ascertain if it was really rape or not.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 11:45pm On Dec 29, 2017
Khonifer:
Girls can't have guys as friends?
A guy asks you out, you say no but still hang around him, those are not the type of guys that a girl should have as a friend.
CrimeRe: "EL DATO @Therealdato Tried To Rape Me In 2012" - Lady Recounts Her Experience by prettyboy5: 11:19pm On Dec 29, 2017
I hope girls would learn from this:

1: When a guy asks you out and you said no, please stay off him.
2: Stop keeping guys as "just friends" squad, you don't know which one among them might be a rapist.
3: Babes, please stop going to a man's house who is not a trusted friend or relative/sibling to charge your phone.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 11:16pm On Dec 29, 2017
stuffs4me:
I live and work in FCT Abuja and and see those bike riders all the time. Yes I know where those bikers ride, they ride on public roads in the FCT dumbo. Just last week one of those bike boys rode a fantastic stunt and nearly ran into my car on my way to Apo. He gave everyone on the road a big fright as he raised the front wheel of his bike and continued to ride on the rear wheel of the bike. Most of those power bike riders are usually high and I would not be surprised that Buhari's son is either drunk or very high.

Go and read the Nigerian Highway Code and show me where it says the spoilt rich irresponsible kid of President Buhari can break traffic laws in Nigeria.



The FRSC Act 2007 is quite clear on how you ride bikes on Nigerian roads and I am yet to see the exception given to the spoilt rich kid of President Buhari.
How funny, but where I know that legal bike ridding happens in Abuja is not where you mentioned to suit your opinion. Do you even know the amount of top shots who are members of Nigerian bikers associations all over Nigeria? So Charly boy, an emir in Gombe state to mention a few. I have seen some of their shows that even the road safety corp Marshall attends as well.

You people always like to carry political affiliation on your head to reason subjectively, all the leaders whom are even in different political affiliation to Buhari have all sent their words of prayer and concern to Buhari. If the top shots put aside political affiliation then who are you please? A minnow like you is inconsequential here please! You would see that those at the top have a way of settling their issues but its minnows like you who make noise over nothing.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 10:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
hobermener:
Nonsense!!!!!
Quick to scream the US when it fits your skewed narrative.
I've never had to queue in my entire life for fuel in the US. Everyone, i repeat everyone who can afford basic health insurance, (and in some cases those who cant) enjoy one of the best healthcare in the world. You think terrorist buhari would even be considered for the post of mayor in a sane society?
I'm not suprised you reason this way, cos your immediate enviroment usually affects the way you think.
Look here mister, stop blabbing about the US, the point is that he is given all that attention because he is the son of the president, you think any president in the world who has his kid involved in an accident would not be the major news for the time being?

I'm not a fan of Buhari but I don't see why you are complaining over why the presidents son is given more attention, like I said earlier, if your father is great enough to be a president of a nation, you would have such attention as well.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2017
stuffs4me:
A security vehicle was trailing and giving cover to the president’s rich spoilt irresponsible brat to be disobeying traffic laws on Nigerian roads.

Bad and irresponsible parenting from President Buhari.

I don't see why the President's son will be racing with his friends on government roads thereby putting the lives of other Nigerians at risk. Since when did public roads in the Federal Capital become race tracks for Buhari's irresponsible spoilt brat and his friends. The spoilt rich brat violated traffic laws and no one is even talking about that. Is Buhari's son above the law in Nigeria.

Yusuf Buhari is an irresponsible spoilt brat without a responsible upbringing.
Dude don't say what you don't know, have you ever stayed in Abuja? Do you even know where bikers ride? Just stop what you are saying about him violating traffic rules and all. You people just say anything because of your political affiliation, what a pity!
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Others Pray For Yusuf Buhari's Quick Recovery At Friday Jumat by prettyboy5: 9:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
hobermener:
Ok enough of buhari and his son!!
Thousands of precious lives were lost in 2017 and no one gave a flying fůck! The old terrorist's sons life is not worth more than those of others who were butchered in cold blood while his dad looked away.
Enough of your gibberish! Yes he is given all that attention because he is the son of a sitting president; the first son of the nation. Its done all over the world so stop making noise over nothing. In the US children of even ex presidents are placed on secret service protection for life talkless of a sitting president.


I'm sure the same attention would have been given to you if your dad was great enough to become a president and you are the first son of the nation.
SportsRe: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by prettyboy5: 7:55am On Dec 27, 2017
bakynes:
You how made a good point but my own point of correction is that Pep didn't buy Kevin Debruyne,Otamendi and Sterling, Pellegrini bought them Mancini bought Fernandinho but he did buy Sane.
Oga when did I say Pep bought them? Chisos! I only said Mou would not have even bought such players, and I said look at the players running things for Pep and I mentioned those players.
EducationRe: Your Opinion! Bsc Computer Science Or Bsc Computer Education. by prettyboy5: 7:10am On Dec 27, 2017
If both were federal Universities, I would have said you should go for the Bsc Edu but since the other is a college of education please go for the federal University and study Bsc Computer Science.

Why I said Bsc Edu would be better if both are federal universities because as today's job market, all that matters is if you graduated with a 2:1 or not in any university course of study, but the Bsc Edu would give you an edge in becoming a lecturer at tertiary institutions and education related industry.

Go and check all the banks and big companies that recruited this year, all you see as requirement is a 2:1 university degree, once you pass the aptitude test and interview you are in, be you a Bsc or Bsc Edu or not, so you see that the Bsc Edu has an edge here, but only if its from a federal university though.
SportsRe: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by prettyboy5:
mpowa:
Sour loser or not, he's saying the fact. Give Guardiola the same team United had and let's see if he'll be so special after all. Guardiola inherited a team they've spent multi-millions on, a team Pellegrini used to win Epl and reach UCL semis just before Guardiola came in and he couldn't do sh*t with them last season, he had to spend another 430Million of his own, so...Yeah United has also spent but in comparison, united don't stand chance, they must spend more...It's a shame, average players now cost so much, talk-less superstars, but when you are a big club that must challenge for the title in modern football, you must shell the Cash to get the players that fits the status.
First of all, the team Guardiola inherited had not just won the league as you claim, it was THREE seasons ago that city had won the league when Pep inherited the team he got.

Mou and Pep had one year in their various new teams to observe things and improve, so stop attacking only Pep for not performing well in EPL last season, he finished 3rd and Mou finished SIXTH! So who was more shitty in the EPL last season?

Now Pep had built his team and is doing magic, why didn't Mou build his team as well? He went buying useless players, its his fault that as a coach he doesn't have a good eye for good players. Look at the players running things for Pep like Fernandinho, Otamendi, De brunyne, Sané, Sterling; Mou would never had bought such players or make them become the best they are today. Lastly Pep is playing beautiful football and Mou is playing negative football and the results are showing, when the season started and Man Utd was winning, I'm sure people like you and Mou never complained, you all thought the team had what it takes, now reality has hit you guys you are making excuses, Mou has spent huge money already in the transfer market and even if he spends more money in January he would still come out with nothing, the difference between him and Pep is that Pep's tactics and philosophy is working magic while Mou's tactics are outdated and as usual all he ever does at such point is give EXCUSES!
SportsRe: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by prettyboy5:
He is just a pathetic sour loser, when the season started and he was winning he never complained, he was feeling on top of the world, now he discovered his tactics can't save Man Utd he is talking crap!

Keep on playing negative football and that defensive nonsense while Man City shows you that your time is over and Pep shows you that he is the best now. Arrogant sour loser!

Mou's tactics are outdated, when Pep was going for skilled and creative players, Mou was going for brutte force in players to suit his rugby football. Take a look at how Pep transformed De bruyne, Sané and Sterling into the beasts they are now. Mou is good at one thing once he is being humiliated, he gives excuses!
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Shares Christmas Photo With His Family As They Pose With Santa by prettyboy5:
Best footballer ever!
Best goal scoring ratio in history!
Youngest player to win 2,3,4 and 5 ballon d'or
First and ONLY player to win 4 straight ballon d'or
First player to win 5 ballon d'or
Highest goals scored EVER for a single European team; 526 goals and counting.
The most humble player and football magician the world has seen.
The most complete footballer in history, goal scorer, assist master, dribbler, chances creator, playmaker, the only one who is kind enough to share penalties with other players.
All hail the best!
Merry Christmas Messi and family.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage And Wizkid Hug Tightly On Stage (Photo) by prettyboy5: 8:05am On Dec 25, 2017
angry Who cuts this dudes hair please!? Just take a look at that!
PhonesRe: How Many Mb Will Be Enough To Stream 95min Football Match? by prettyboy5: 8:01am On Dec 25, 2017
iliyande:
Sorry to say bro, this is Christmas morning, I don't want to engage in unnecessary argument grin

That Glo is not strong in your doesn't mean glo is totally bad...
In my present location mtn is nothing to write home about..
Bro, if your glo shows speed of mere 4.6mbps then its freaking slow! Merry Christmas!
PhonesRe: How Many Mb Will Be Enough To Stream 95min Football Match? by prettyboy5: 7:47am On Dec 25, 2017
iliyande:
Glo 4G

Attached is my 3g speed
Your so called glo is giving a mere speed of 4.6mbps.

Here is my speed on MTN 3G, not 4G. MTN and glo are not mates, glo is a snail, MTN is a rocket!

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