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iluvpomo:
Ha Ha .... Mr "small Boy" ... so you finally managed to get internet access eh??
Don't worry, after you finish your "training" you can finally afford to pay for your phone + data card ..... but i'm sure a m0nkeybanana like you will still collect welfare allowance from your mama/papa
There is hope for other frustrated jobless folks in the world. If a 2008 graduate like yourself can finally land a "trainee job" in 2018 then the others should not worry, something will happen for them in the next decade too
Talk to you later bruh

Bravo25:
This place is just silent. so nobody is sure if there will be more mail for documentation and training school anymore. those now working in fbn no longer visit this thread to reassure us. sure is life, level has change!!

iluvpomo:
So now you are changing your bio to that of a recent graduate?? When I called you a "boy" in the past you were getting riled up but now you accept that you are a boy looking for his first break at a real job?? Ha ha ha ... this buffóón of a boy is so easy to dissect.

You do not have a 2-1, so forget any other sort of explanations. Do not bring up "rich men of this world' because a blistering idiót like you equated "using myspace/ nairaland since 2004" to "ruling in internet for the past decade" ..... ha ha ha ..... I cannot help but laugh at how naive and idiótic you are and it is so evident in your posts and the way you go about with your job searches.

Yes, I do have a university degree, from a federal Nigerian university. Unlike you that probably did Mass Comms ( ) or Home Econs, I have an EE degree and I have a 2-1 ... I had my choice of industries to work in ... chose the O&G industry before switching. I was making more than your FBN pay in my 3rd year in employment .... these are all just my initial achievements (I consider my BSEE to be my lowest qualification mind you). I do not have to go on since you still collect a monthly allowance from your papa/mama and so I do not want to make you feel worse or more frustrated than you already are

I completely agree with you that the degree you have or its class does not define you but the fact that you have achieved nothing so far in your young life validates that you match what you did in school ..... which is NOTHING

Small boy, good luck with your FBN job. Hope it comes soon so that you can learn a few things in life. Also, FFS, stop comparing yourself to "average Nigerians" .... you need to set your sights a bit higher if you have any drive/ambition in your life. I sometimes feel like I am lecturing a dónkey here but hopefully you will get it someday. If FBN does not work out then N power should ....

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha .... the quickest way to rile up hungryboy5 is to remind him of the following:

1) The fact that he does not have a 2-1.
2) The fact that for the past 10 years he has had a failed career (s) ... (why else would he then be chasing a 40k N-power job ??)

Mr Boy, the very fact that 10 years after you graduated you still follow the same path that a 1 to 3 year old university graduate typically follows shows how much of a buffóón you are. You should have been able to get the same salary or position as your coveted 'first bank job' just by being competitive in your employment and having the necessary drive. You are instead simply just a plain vanilla dónkey brain that has been frustrated for the past 10 years ......

You claim to be "running the internet sphere" for the past 10 year based on you having NL and myspace accounts .... ha ha ha .... what a fórking idiótic think to say my guy ...
If instead, in these past 10 years you were able to simulate dijkstra's algo in a network topology then I would have said you actually had some reasonable use of your time ... instead master hungryboy5 was trying to scam people with a failed N200 phone scam

I am quite sure that as old as you are you still collect a monthly allowance from your dear papa .... that is why you are so obsessed over parents ... (shame shame).
You are a proper BOY. Figuratively speaking, your dear mama still washes your yánsh everyday before you go out to that low paying job

Esthered:
Good day 40 years of experience, can I request to be moved to another batch for Training School? What are my chances please as the good news is too sudden.

iluvpomo:
You have nothing to answer because you do not have a 2-1 .... PERIOD.

See this certified failure chasing 40k n-power job 10 years after graduation ....

Next you will be claiming that you "ruled the internet" simply because you had a myspace account .... a social media account FFS ..... proper certified múgú, thanks for the entertainment.

TheBlackfish:
When I discovered this thread weeks ago, I thought it would be a good avenue to give back to young punters to enable them win good money and as well network with experienced punters here in order to increase my punting knowledge as well, but all I can say is that I'm utterly disappointed! Ever since I dropped my first game here I have not felt cool coming to drop more here because I cringe in disbelief with the types of demeanour I see here.

What I see here is show of utter puerile display and annoying bravado, badmouthing each other, displaying pride from countless failed accumulator bets, trying to sound comical to create a façade to mask their betting incompetence, tons and tons of gibberish, I can go on and on.

Sport betting is serious business and all I see here are guys playing around. Sport betting has made it seem to me like I can never be broke wherever I find myself, I might not easily produce a 5 million Naira bet winner out of the blue but I can surely make a lot of thousands of naira from as little as 500 naira. And overtime winnings accumulated run into millions.

I studied Statistics way back in the University and when I added my scholarly knowledge to punting, I have always smiled to the bank. I can never brag about how much I have earned but I have made immeasurable profits so far!

I saw someone bragging about how his accumulator bets win like 80-90% of the bets in the slip, Hello ... if you play an accumulator slip and just ONE goes sour, you failed! Are you betting to lose or win? And if you predict over 10 accumulator slips over a period of time and all the bet slips never turn green then you are a betting failure as well. You could have some huge store of betting intelligence in you but maybe your pride cant let you settle down and find a way to discover a better way in discovering the little mistakes you make which make your bets go sour. And saying you know you would win one day is not anything special, even mere luck can make any punter win at least sometimes after a lot of tries. No one is saying the betting slips we predict must be greened always, I lose some bets as well, but what makes you a good punter is that if you predict like10 different accumulator betting slips over a course of time, at least 4 of those slips should win.

Now to those of you who come here to badmouth others, belittle others and even prophecy doom for some folks' bets, please grow up! Isn't this platform ought to be a learning place in terms of betting? How can you learn with so much hate and vile in your hearts? Ask yourself what you have learnt while on this thread. As for me I have learnt little or nothing so far, just kids bragging and spiting balderdash!

I remember a foreign betting platform I joined like 5 years ago, it was the foundation for lots of betting knowledge I have now, you guys don't discourse successful betting strategies here, how to predict some particularly markets and so on, so what are you all doing here please? Maybe some of you enjoy losing money daily and hold on to the betting folly of day dreaming of 'luck' one day when you become a millionaire. How funny!

Your leaders are messing up the country, and you the youth have a legal way to make good income but you guys ignorantly make noise and brag over nothing. I pray betting wisdom comes the way of each person on this thread someday.

I'm out! Cheers!

ephpremvl:
Kentrasso and suzzyrims are asking a very pertinent question which is very important to many here.Please if you fall into the category of those that have done documentation and medicals especially last year and have not been called for TS.Kindly let us know.

iluvpomo:
Do you have a 2-1??

Btw, what the f'k done with your life for the past 10 years to be chasing 40K n-power job??

cloud9usher:
Yours truly got his success mail! Faithful father!

Congrats to us all, you can't imagine how utterly elated I was when I saw the email.

Mehn its been a long wait, I remember all those who contacted me here and I kept reassuring them that more training school batches would follow, some even lost faith already in my reassurances, but like a smell of petrichor from a long awaited rain after a long dry season; the joy is finally here!

Accept my felicitations everyone; let's bask in the ambience of this great victory!

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha

You blóody fóolish simpletón .... you are now going to claim that your N-power thread was for "some-one else" .... who was it?? Not your papa i hope .... please leave baba alone and focus on your own failed life

That N-power thread is 100% for you. I am sure you were all celebrating in your village because their "illustrious son" had a chance to earn 40K/

Forking idiót. You graduated 10 years ago and you still cannot be successful in your chosen career ... I am sorry but you are doomed for life

Nothing came out of your First Bank thread, you did not get the job because you are simply an imbécile, so there is no need discussing about your First Bank failures. Forget that one, you cannot even get a 40K/ N-power job

You do not have a 2-1 degree .... PERIOD.
Your low performance in your career 10 years after you graduated has essentially certified your degree as a 3rd class degree in a figurative sense

iluvpomo:
Wow - you missed my posts that you even sent me a greetings message & "hope to see you soon" wishes

Yes, you do not have a "real job" ... a job that you are satisfied with, a job that can give you good career growth and make you money.
You graduated 10 years ago and are still working in a low-paid, minimal duties position - dispute this fact!
You know why it is clear?? How the heck does someone who graduated 10 years ago , still consider an entry level position in N-power as a "dream job"

For all intents and purposes, you have a 3rd class degree given all your failures in your career/life post graduation . Do not know try and lie to me that you made a 2-1 ten years ago

Please do entertain me some more and tell me how you ruled the internet sphere since 2008 .... What exactly did you do??

iluvpomo:
HA HA HA .... my bros, I am still laughing at your previous "running the Nigeria internet sphere" comment ... that was a hilarious gaffe on your part ...
Anyway, today is the remembrance of the day in biblical times that the Good Lord died for our sins. While I am not a faithful Christian, I think it is important that I at least observe the day with respect.
I will be back though to dish out some more facts .... till then, cheers bro

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha ..... "...running the Nigeria internet sphere..." , you are really one entertaining buffoón

You obviously believe that because you had an active My Space account in 2005 that you were "running the internet-sphere"

I am quite sure your CV has the following under "Computer Skills: My Space, FaceBook & Twitter" and then you wonder why you struggle in life

When you graduated with your 3rd class BSc in 2008 little did you know that 10 years later, you would still be struggling to find a real job ..... "Mr Internet Guru" ..... oh mr. hungryboy5, thank you indeed for this laugh

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha ... there is no need to get so angry my hungryboy5 .... your lack of success is as a result of your crétinism and so there is not much you can do about that

You still do not get it do you mr imbécile?? You have graduated over 10 forking years ago and you are still chasing grad training positions?? You should have attained that salary level by now if you even had half a clue about how to be successful in Nigeria. You are simply a one trick pony and all you know what to do to elevate yourself is to keep applying for these jobs and failing at the end ...

You are jumping up and down dreaming of 200K/month because you are one hungry boy at the moment despite graduating 10 years ago ....

You are a glorified 3rd class graduate ... if after 10 years you cannot figure out how to be successful in Nigeria then you should burn your garbage certificate because you are just a failure in life .... sorry but the truth is just bitter

iluvpomo:
You should be fully focused on what you can do with your failed career because chasing these "Graduate programs" 10 years after you bagged your 3rd class BSc is obviously just not working out

Triggering OldFart5 is easy .... ask him of his failures in life

iluvpomo:
There is nothing to "research" in you. You are just a certified mugú

Failure in the following (and more).....

N- Power Graduate Trainee Programme
First bank Graduate Trainee Programme
GT Bank Graduate Trainee Programme

You are an old fárt .... if you could not get in when you graduated with your 3rd class BSc degree ten years ago, you are certainly not going to get in now .....

How to trigger OldFart5 .... Remind him of his failures in life

iluvpomo:
ha ha ha ... small boy, there is nothing to research about you .... your crétinism is clear as day light ....

So triggered & angry ... could not even get the First bank graduate training position

iluvpomo:
So triggered & angry ... You are 35 year old dóofus applying for first bank graduate training position

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha .... you are sooooooooooo triggered
The more triggered you get the more you angrily lash out
Triggering you is so easy, Forget Arsenal, it is your failure to land a real job more than 10 years after you bagged your 3rd class BSc ceritificate that makes you angry ......

Let's give it a go .......

Check you phone, NEPA is sending out messages for their Graduate Trainee programme

Only a 3rd class BSc degree holder will come up with a failed low IQ N200 MTN scam

iluvpomo:
Check your phone, maybe NITEL has sent you a message for their Graduate Trainee programme

Only a 3rd class BSc degree holder will come up with a failed low IQ N200 MTN scam

Watch the frustrated boy get even more triggered ..... ha ha ha

iluvpomo:
Ha ha ha ... I enjoy triggering you. The more aggravated you get the more you lash out

These are the threads you have been desperately posting in ......
N- Power Graduate Trainee Programme
First bank Graduate Trainee Programme
GT Bank Graduate Trainee Programme

You are an old fárt .... if you could not get in when you graduated with your 3rd class BSc degree ten years ago, you are certainly not going to get in now .....

Now you know why you are just a certified idiót that came up with a failed low IQ N200 MTN scam

iluvpomo:
All easily verifiable and valid. Your main activity is in job threads like "XYZ bank Graduate Trainee Programme" .... Mr pretty boy , you have graduated over 10 years ago and your focus is still on getting an entry level job
What a failure..... this is what happens when you get a 3rd class degree.
Face facts, you are just a certified idiót ... a doófus that came up with a failed low IQ N200 MTN scam