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Austema:
you have realy made my day happy. Thanks

u welcome

crazysaint:
Hahahahahaha

I won't forgive you, you make me to disgrace myself just now, with laugh, you need to see how the were staring at me, as if I'm going insane.

no vex

Cinderella, the Incredible Hulk and Pinocchio are walking down the street.

They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Cinderella takes a look at the sign and says she is going to enter the contest.
After 10 minutes she comes out with the 1st prize.

They walk further down the road and come across another sign that reads: "Strongest man contest".
Hulk takes a look at it and says, "Hulk smash!!!" and then enters. Sure enough, within 2 minutes he is out with the 1st prize.

They walk further and then come across yet another sign. This one says: "World's BIGGEST liar".
Pinocchio says, "This one is for me", and he rushes right in. After about 3 straight hours he comes out with tears in his eyes.

Hulk and Cinderella ask, "What happened?"

Pinochio replies "Who on Earth is Lai Mohammed?"

Repatriate mean too return na

Thiss one no wan carry last. Trying to remain relevant since d latest ones don collect sstage

Ugly thing. Everytime she dey appear na without bra. Mtcheeew. Abeg comot make we see road. Ppl are dying ure showing us ugly nose

But there are deaths...I think I prefer corruption to senseless killings.

concupiscent:
"Don't know what is it with girls and stealing/borrowing panties, and to think that some of these things are damn cheap, you could get some for two #50, yet they would rather borrow.

Guys briefs and boxers goes for at least #1000 per one, yet you don't see us carrying out such act"

-concupiscent

ha nawa oh. Where do u see pant 2 for #50? Haaba! Is it groundnut?

Lol and I watched a meeting with him and governors with my koro-koro eyes. Them they tell am "we will like you to run sir. U have to run sir" that one was busy smiling and he said "I don't have a reply yet. Let me think about it" abi na only me watch am? Bunch of hypocrites! Anyways, anyone but Buhari. I really don't care as long as it's not Bubu

There was corruption in Nigeria when Awolowo built Cocoa House, TV station and the first university in Africa

There was corruption in Nigeria when IBB built Third Mainland Bridge, built Aso Rock, National Assembly Complex, turned Abuja into our Federal capital territory.

There was corruption in Nigeria when Obasanjo brought Gsm, banking reform, police reform, civil defense, There was corruption in Nigeria when Jonathan introduced BVN and PVC, built 12 new federal universities, revamped railway lines, made Our economy fastest growing in Africa & third in the world.

If anyone tell you the reason Buhari is not working is because he inherited corruption, tell them great leaders don't blame people and events for their failures. They simply accept responsibility and move on. Ask them, what has Buhari done after all the fake promise of fixing power in 6wks, reducing pump price to #45 naira, making N1 equal to a $ 1, stopping Boko Haram etc. It's a shame.

The inferno truth is, corruption started from heaven when Satan violated a privilege given him. That never stop God's works.

He waited for God to create man and brought his lawlessness and corruption into the garden of eden.

God wasn't moved. He introduced a redemption plan; The Savior was born, sadly, Judas Iscariot was there.

Not discouraged yet, He gave us God the Holy Spirit.

If anyone tell you the reason Buhari is not working is because he inherited corruption, tell them corruption is rooted in the DNA of homo sapiens ( Latin: wise man ) because we are just mere mortal infected with a virus of good & evil.

Yet, great leaders don't blame people and events for their failures. They simply accept responsibility and move on.

Story-story

marttol:
Is this not the same girl that said she can't date miracle,?that she is scared of loosing her man... Now I know that girls truly don't know what they want.
SMH

she's not jjust confused. She's dull-brained. She doesn't even know how to express herself in words. Mtchheew. Na d ssex she dey do with Miracle na im Nigerians like and keep voting her.

Old story na

TheUpsetGirl:
imagine what the idiot did, if a guy proposes to me with 50k ring I'd slap the he'll out from his face, nonsense

not even 200k.

I pray and bind every broke guy in Jesus name

onuku

Babacele:
thought you guys said he has not started nor finish any project?

election tinz

The picture get one kind "raggish" look

APC and their gimmicks. Doing everything within their power to destroy their biggest threat in 2019 elections. Mtcheeew. Which administration did not rig? Buhaari'ss own? Even when we know that underage children voted. And are even been registered for that. Of next year already. Ndi ara

his time is up!

Yes o. Dump their sorry ass!

Okay. All na News!!!

Okay. News!!!

Lol. Sorry but I don't think he'll be going back in. Leo and Ifuanada are the ones likely to have the highest votes.

Dats why dem wan divorce you. Yeye

61 or 45? Wow..! God abeg make my old age gallant o

Lol. Buh I love him all the same. I wish he'd win. He's the best of them all. He has a very high I.Q. Plus he's the most well behaved of the lot.

ur own eyes ehn

jarkbauer:
He was 78 but died at 84.

Nawa o

I don't even know why that program has stopped. One of the best #GUS

Rmxr:
Fine woman

finer man mehn

Football age

ClitoPen:
Is 75 his natural or official age?

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