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Politics / Re: Buhari, APC Congratulates Festus Keyamo On His 49th Birthday by prettyrits: 2:14pm On Jan 21, 2019
gaskiyamagana:

God bless him and let his enemies die politically come Februrary 2019 election.
May his daft supporters like you, become impotent or barren in Jesus name, amen.
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Bambam Rocks Massive Cleavage-baring Outfit (Photos) by prettyrits: 9:41am On Jan 21, 2019
This girl likes doggey style. Once a Toilet ambassador, always a Toilet ambassador.
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija's Bambam Rocks Massive Cleavage-baring Outfit (Photos) by prettyrits: 9:39am On Jan 21, 2019
Once a Toilet ambassador, always a Toilet ambassador.

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba And Mitchel Ihezue Height Difference by prettyrits: 1:07am On Jan 16, 2019
This short chap might be taller than IK, down there o!
Sports / Re: Arsenal Goalkeeper, Peter Cech To Retire At The End Of The Season! by prettyrits: 2:32pm On Jan 15, 2019
His best days were spent in Chelsea's colours. Today, he's a journey man, earning extra pounds as pension payments, in Arsenal colours.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija 2019 To Hold In Nigeria, Audition Dates Announced by prettyrits: 2:30pm On Jan 15, 2019
Big Brother Nigeria, to be held in Nigeria ? In as much as, I dont want or wish to sound unpatriotic, we should be mindful of incessant power outage, and the threats of bombings, by overzealous religious bigots.
Politics / Re: How PDP Ruined Nigeria – Buhari Campaign DG, Amaechi by prettyrits: 5:32am On Jan 05, 2019
When you served as the Speaker of Rivers state House of Assembly for eight years, and later ruled the state as Governor, for an additional eight years, all under PDP, didnt you realize this then?

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Politics / Re: NANS President Promise President Buhari 20 Million Votes, Nigerians React by prettyrits: 5:28am On Jan 05, 2019
post=74461304:

No one is forcing you out of your house Mr man.
He wasn't talking about you.
He was taking about, sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.
You're a slowpoke

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Politics / Re: NANS President Promise President Buhari 20 Million Votes, Nigerians React by prettyrits: 5:27am On Jan 05, 2019
The idiot is as confused as his own name Bamidele Akpan. Is the slowpoke a Yoruba or an Akwa Ibom man?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Premier League Transfer Window Is Open! Who Do You Want Your Team To Sign? by prettyrits: 11:44am On Jan 01, 2019
abbeylli:
Chelsea EDIN DZEKO
Has both qualities of morata and giroud together , speed power jump power he has it all
Age is not on his side, unless it's going to be a short termed pact.

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Events / Re: Cute Photos From Carnival Calabar 2018 by prettyrits: 9:06am On Dec 31, 2018
Edodefender:
Why is Benin mask there?
The theme of 2018 carnival Calabar was Africanism. Expectedly, different bands interpreted it, in the unique ways,and you can't live out Benin history,when Africanism is mentioned.
Religion / Re: The Christmas Season I Grew Up With :photos by prettyrits: 11:57am On Dec 25, 2018
Feeling very nostalgic. Thanks for rolling back the years, in such a simplified, but effective way.

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Shyngle: 'Men Leave Me After Sex' by prettyrits: 10:25am On Dec 19, 2018
Do you wash it well?
Education / Re: A Female Corper's Post About A Crime Scene That Got People Talking by prettyrits: 6:11pm On Dec 17, 2018
What do you expect from an obvious slowpoke, who had paid, and probably slept with all the lecturers in her school? This is enough evidence for her school to repudiate her, and have her certificate withdrawn asap.
Crime / Re: Cultist Given Bottle Of Beer After He Was Arrested During Robbery. See Photos by prettyrits: 12:41pm On Dec 16, 2018
solutionmi:
what is the message in this
The simple message is that, you don't need to take the laws into your hands, by lynching a robbery suspect. Yes, you can beat him, but let the law take its course.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Ready To Sell Paul Pogba In January! by prettyrits: 12:37pm On Dec 16, 2018
Abrahamovich, Please, bring Paul Pogba to Chelsea FC. He'll help to turn our fortunes around.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Valencia Vs Manchester United: UCL (2 - 1) On 12th December 2018 by prettyrits: 10:11pm On Dec 12, 2018
Valentine 2 Man UTD 0
Celebrities / Re: Moses Inwang, Williams Uchemba, Ubi Franklin At The Experience 2018 by prettyrits: 6:02pm On Dec 10, 2018
derrydinny:
ubi franklin is paul adefarasin's gay partner
Your father is usually their referee
Autos / Re: GOLF 5 Tokunbo 2005 Automatic Fabric #2.5M 08096577304 by prettyrits: 12:21am On Dec 08, 2018
Hi, Please, I'm interested in the car, and would like to know its current odometer reading, and see more of its exterior and interior pictures. My whatsapp number is:08033137327.
Celebrities / Re: Samuel Obulu Is Dead! Miss FCT Organizer Dies Of Kidney Failure by prettyrits: 6:44pm On Dec 05, 2018
grazman:
rest in hell
Did he disvirgin your frowning anus? You're a demented fellow.
Celebrities / Re: Mr P, Kanu Nwankwo And Others Appear In Football Jersey by prettyrits: 12:01am On Dec 02, 2018
Clarence Seedorf I see you!
Autos / Re: Sold out f 2015 Honda CR-V Tokunbo @7.5m Full Options 08088525399 by prettyrits: 9:39pm On Nov 30, 2018
prettyrits:
Kindly confirm, if this maroon colour Honda CRV is still available. I'm a serious buyer, and will appreciate it,if you can send the exterior and interior pictures, to my Whatsapp no:08033137327. Thanks.
I dropped this fore shown message a forthnight ago, yet it hasn't evoked any response from the owners of the vehicle. Could this be a hoax?
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: How We Killed Elozino Ogege, DELSU Student For Ritual by prettyrits: 10:23am On Nov 29, 2018
gonkin:
D girls no dey hear. Her death is a painful one. I hope others learn from this. They deserve death sentence
This wasn't a case of an adventurous girl in search of men, to extort money from. What is wrong in a decent girl approaching a man, to assist her in securing an accommodation to move into? She had naively assumed that, it was safe to discuss such with the a security personnel. Saddening !�������

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: How We Killed Elozino Ogege, DELSU Student For Ritual by prettyrits: 10:17am On Nov 29, 2018
prettyrits:
Why, why and why did God allow these evil people, to waste such a brilliant, beautiful and innocent girl in such a gruesome way? What a painful way to die? Imagine gorging out her eye balls, while she was still alive? O God, she didn't deserve the torture and pains, she was made to bear. These evil people should be fed to either the lions or boa constructors.
Error detected from phone's auto correct....Boa constrictors
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: How We Killed Elozino Ogege, DELSU Student For Ritual by prettyrits: 10:16am On Nov 29, 2018
...Boa constrictors. *
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys: How We Killed Elozino Ogege, DELSU Student For Ritual by prettyrits: 10:14am On Nov 29, 2018
Why, why and why did God allow these evil people, to waste such a brilliant, beautiful and innocent girl in such a gruesome way? What a painful way to die? Imagine gorging out her eye balls, while she was still alive? O God, she didn't deserve the torture and pains, she was made to bear. These evil people should be fed to either the lions or boa constructors.

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Crime / Re: Man In Shock After Thieves Burgled Into His House Stole TVs, Laptops, Tablets by prettyrits: 5:25am On Nov 25, 2018
ExAngel007:


and your brain has low memory storage all thanks to buharir
slowpoke
Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Kizz Daniel Blond Hair & Beard (Photos) by prettyrits: 11:58am On Nov 24, 2018
This chap is so swollen headed and not humble at all. His arrogance will cost him, his modest achievements.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Mitchell Anu Adeleke, Davido's 1st Daughter - Kemi Olunloyo by prettyrits: 11:56am On Nov 24, 2018
Why is this woman always picking on a boy, young enough to be her grandson? Is she in search of cheap popularity ?
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan’s Book Launch: Oshiomhole, Akpabio Make Surprise Appearances by prettyrits: 4:07pm On Nov 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



I wonder why anyone will honour the invitation to the launch of a book where an ineffective drunkard will try to justify his acts of cowardice.
A book where someone blames another for the consequences of his naivety.

Shame on you GEJ.

Posterity will forever remember you as the failure who never fully understood the power of the Presidency,

A coward who threw in the towel before the fight was over and the mumu that spat out the sugar put in his mouth by the gods.

It's sadly ironic that the first President of Niger Delta extraction is an opposite reflection of every virtue the Niger Delta is known and reverred for.

I'd forever respect Buhari for not jailing GEJ. Not for the unabated looting that occurred under his watch, but for his legendary foolishness.
Your Father! You must be a slowpoke and a demented bastard.

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Crime / Re: House Owner Allow Dog To Attack A Thief As They Watch by prettyrits: 7:19am On Nov 20, 2018
You must be a thief yourself to term the house owner as barbaric and wicked. What if these pictures are from a CCTV footage ? Did you expect the man to be sympathetic to a deadly thief?
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Is A One Minute Man - Tonto Dikeh Exposes Ex-Husband by prettyrits: 3:06am On Nov 19, 2018
What do you expect from a demented woman, who expects a man to last as long as her Love Machine does? Someone should tell her that, Churchill is only human, and cannot kill himself dredging and pumping her for hours. If she's accustomed to her masturbating gadgets, let her know the one minute man, was man enough to impregnate her, and he is the father of her kid.

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