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Romance / Re: Man Embarrasses Girlfriend Over 'Smelly Private Part'. Nigerians Say He's Rude by prettyrits: 2:58am On Nov 19, 2018
This whole thing strikes me like a skit, cos the guy's action was premeditated. Why was the airfreshner by his seat? Was it that, he had expected the girl to twerk, and the pussy to reek? Anyway, there's nothing as nauseating and demoralizing like a fetid pussy.

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Sadio Mane Cries After Being Booed By Senegal Fans. PICS by prettyrits: 8:32pm On Nov 18, 2018
prettyrits:
It sincerely hurts, when an individual sacrifices so much for his country, and the efforts are unappreciated or recompensed negatively. A lot must have gone through Sadio Mane's mind, when he was humiliated by his own people. I wouldn't be surprised, if he announces his retirement from International football prematurely. Africans are ungrateful.
....Sadio Mane...Ignore the auto correct.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Sadio Mane Cries After Being Booed By Senegal Fans. PICS by prettyrits: 8:30pm On Nov 18, 2018
It sincerely hurts, when an individual sacrifices so much for his country, and the efforts are unappreciated or recompensed negatively. A lot must have gone through Radio Mane's mind, when he was humiliated by his own people. I wouldn't be surprised, if he announces his retirement from International football prematurely. Africans are ungrateful.
Sports / Re: AFCON: Sadio Mane Cries After Being Booed By Senegal Fans. PICS by prettyrits: 8:28pm On Nov 18, 2018
It sincerely hurts, after sacrificing so much for your country, and your efforts are unappreciated. A lot must have gone through his mind, being humiliated by his own people. I wouldn't be surprised, if he announces his retirement from International football prematurely. Africans are ungrateful.
Autos / Re: Sold out f 2015 Honda CR-V Tokunbo @7.5m Full Options 08088525399 by prettyrits: 7:48am On Nov 18, 2018
Kindly confirm, if this maroon colour Honda CRV is still available. I'm a serious buyer, and will appreciate it,if you can send the exterior and interior pictures, to my Whatsapp no:08033137327. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Egor Efiok Blasts Kunle Afolayan: You Keep Trying To Cause Disunity In Nollywood by prettyrits: 9:23pm On Sep 16, 2018
Adetaiwoo:


Before Nollywood there was movie industry in Nigeria and his dad and people like Hubert Ogunde were the backbone of the industry.

Well, He's not his dad, is he?
Crime / Re: Beauty John: I Slept With 20-25 Men Everyday – Libya Returnee Confession by prettyrits: 9:16pm On Sep 16, 2018
Proffdada:
Collateral damage cheesy
No more labia

There's obviously labia, but it's now twisted like kpomo (cooked cow skin)
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji At Toronto International Film Festival by prettyrits: 12:34pm On Sep 09, 2018
You'll forever remain my best!

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes, Impregnates 15-year-old Daughter by prettyrits: 10:39pm On Sep 07, 2018
theoldpretender:


So in your fevered imagination, IME UBONG is an Igbo name?

You have failed as an NCAN member. you are hereby fined 2 goats, three cows, and four sheep, plus N1 million naira payable within 4 market days.
The bloody bastard is an Akwa Ibom man.
Politics / Re: Is This How They Clean Red Carpets In Aso Rock? - Photo by prettyrits: 10:08pm On Sep 07, 2018
How will you know that, APC is in power, if you don't utilize the broom for this task?
Family / Re: How Akwa Ibom Makes Their Daughters Unmarried Via Marriage List by prettyrits: 3:57pm On Sep 07, 2018
NoToPile:
I salute my calabar people.

My cousin married one, this was around 2002-3, the list ehn shocked shocked


My akwaibom nysc friend that married around 2011/12 said her bride price alone was 400k as at then oo when 400k was quite valuable.


I think the way forward is that parents alone should be the one who determine what the groom bring. All these village association, elders, community, good mother's requirement is what makes it more cumbersome. This will be difficult to do in some cultures as they are very communual

You're an idiot to call Akwa Ibom people Calabar. You should be knowledgeable enough to realize that, Calabar is in another state,outside of Akwa Ibom state.

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Celebrities / Re: Michelle Gentry In University Of Manitoba, Canada (PHOTO) by prettyrits: 5:47am On Aug 31, 2018
Fresh Oyibo and black dicks are waiting to taste her kitten.
Politics / Re: APC Style Of Fighting Corruption And Poverty Attracted Me - Akpabio Says by prettyrits: 5:34pm On Aug 29, 2018
Attraction borne out of fear of being exposed.
Autos / Re: US Woman Shocked To Find Giant Python Inside Engine Of Her Malfunctioning SUV by prettyrits: 5:57am On Aug 29, 2018
Aldebaran:


Serpentine Belt = Snake Belt grin
Serpentine belt is simply what's popularly known in Nigeria, as the "fan belt".
Celebrities / Re: Angel Awotarigha Endorsement Deal With "Port-Harcourt To The World" by prettyrits: 5:50am On Aug 29, 2018
Time to scratch your anus and sniff it, publicly again.
Politics / Re: Governor Ben Ayade: My Wife Cautions Me Against Seeking Re-Election by prettyrits: 1:43pm On Aug 25, 2018
senatordave1:

Theres vacancy for senator enoh or usani usani.infact,pdp may deny him a return ticket.hes a disaster.

Different strokes, for different folks. He might be a disaster to you, but not to all Cross Riverians. Probably, your fantasized options have promised you one political appointment or the other. But, I'd simply advise that, you wake up from this overt slumber.
Politics / Re: Governor Ben Ayade: My Wife Cautions Me Against Seeking Re-Election by prettyrits: 10:04am On Aug 25, 2018
REALITY CHECK...There's no vacancy in Cross River State government house. Come 2019 Governor Ben Ayade, will win his re-election bid. There's no competition here.
Romance / Re: Meet Jay Bugatti: 'I Was Born A Boy But I Am Changing Into A Beautiful Lady' by prettyrits: 11:53am On Aug 23, 2018
You're an idiot, see your hard mandibles like congealed cement bag.
Crime / Re: Philip Prince Afolabi Wanted In Canada On 43 Warrants, Including Sexual Assault by prettyrits: 11:41am On Aug 23, 2018
How did an overt rough neck like this, secure a traveling visa to Canada, in the first instance ?

Crime / Re: Thief Caught Stealing Indomies In A Shop In Imo, Chained (pics) by prettyrits: 11:38am On Aug 23, 2018
Please, Tamper justice with mercy.

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Crime / Re: Donald Mordi Declared Wanted For Murder In South Africa. Photo by prettyrits: 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: 'Na Plenty Money Dey Rush Us': Nkechi Blessing Rocks Embellished D&G Sunglasses by prettyrits: 4:49pm On Aug 20, 2018
Fine Girls like you, na big cassava dey pump you.

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Crime / Re: Man Beaten By Mob After Being Caught Stealing From Bus Passenger. Photo by prettyrits: 6:52pm On Jul 04, 2018
See his head like a comfortable bicycle's seat.
Sports / Re: Facts About Nigeria's Goalkeeper, Francis Uzoho With Pictures. by prettyrits: 9:12pm On Jun 19, 2018
pyyxxaro:
This guy nose naa adult nose oh


He's at least 25yrs


Make them look e scrotum sac , by the size de wud know embarassed
Hilarious !
Sports / Re: A White Family Rocking The Super Eagles Jersey (Photo) by prettyrits: 3:26pm On Jun 14, 2018
delishpot:

where did you see a dog OP?
That's not a dog, but a child fiddling with his/her shoes.

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Sports / Re: A White Family Rocking The Super Eagles Jersey (Photo) by prettyrits: 3:26pm On Jun 14, 2018
delishpot:

where did you see a dog OP?
That's not a did, but a child fiddling withhis/her shoes.

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Autos / Re: 2012 Passat Tsi For Sale - 2.5m by prettyrits: 11:52pm On Jun 13, 2018
Kindly contact me via WhatsApp :08033137327. I'm a very serious client, who is interested in buying this car.
Sports / Re: Serbian Barber Carves Lionel Messi Headshot For Fans At N64,000 Per Head by prettyrits: 10:44pm On Jun 13, 2018
This is an artist who communicates with his clippers.I won't be surprised, if he's also a tattoo artist.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Begin Their First Training In Russia Ahead Of World Cup. Photos by prettyrits: 9:29am On Jun 13, 2018
Please, Whoever cares should take cognisance of this write-up or prediction. This isn't an issue of being non patriotic, but it's a prophetic declaration that's, based on reality.*This will be Nigeria's worst outing in recent years, at the world cup tournament. There's a country that will wallop Nigeria not less than 6-0, during the competition. Mark my words please !
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Nina's Car From Toyin Lawani On Her 22nd Birthday by prettyrits: 3:22pm On Jun 02, 2018
It's most unfortunate that, a girl who had bouts of sex on national television, is today rewarded with a car. If I may ask, what happened to our moral values? Must we all resort to dick sucking and riding, to become celebrities?
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Nina's Car From Toyin Lawani On Her 22nd Birthday by prettyrits: 3:07pm On Jun 02, 2018
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I never new Nina would stoop so low to collect this car. ....Was she ever high!
Celebrities / Re: Chinny Ubak: "Kiss (Kizz) Daniel Impregnated Me. See Photos" by prettyrits: 3:08pm On May 29, 2018
Ugly stupid bitch. But come to think of it, Kizz Daniel, why did you do it raw, with this ugly duckling?

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