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Crime › Re: Man Murdered By Armed Robbers At Buruku Lagos Road (Graphic Photos) by PrickGetSize(m): 6:38am On Mar 24, 2017

iykofias:
Never argue with thieves with gun

As for me and my household, anybody holding a gun is our lord n saviour, he can add more on top the stressful 11 commandment n wil gladly obey.
I know am a coward which I dont mind but nevertheless; Thank you

I don't even argue with a police officer with gun, talk more of an armed robber!

Family › Re: Why Do Babies Smile When They Sleep? by PrickGetSize(m): 9:20am On Mar 23, 2017

No Nigerian baby born under Buhari's government will smile.

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Romance › Re: Is BREAST Still A Private Part In This World ?? by PrickGetSize(m): 8:02am On Mar 23, 2017

Breast is no longer a private part, bro. Just as the female pubic area is now a public area. grin

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Politics › Re: Just In- Lagoon Suicide: Allwel Orji Makes A New Video, Says “am Alive!” by PrickGetSize(m): 6:38am On Mar 23, 2017

Ok, whether it's Orji or Oji we know it's all well. undecided

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by PrickGetSize(m): 12:49pm On Mar 22, 2017

Smallville10:
1. Who is d greatest snake lover on nairaland?
Ans - Lalasticlala

2. Who is d most popular person on nairaland?
Ans - Lalasticlala

3. Who is d cutest girl in romance section?
Ans - Onila (the rest are fake)

4. Who creates d best thread on nairaland?
Ans - Explorers

5. Who is the best story writer on nairaland?
Ans - Jakandeola (nice blogs)

6. Who is d most abusive nairalander
Ans - Ebonyeye88

7. Who is the most pretendious gal on romance section
Ans- All of them

8. Mention two sections on nairaland with d highest traffic
Ans - Romance and Politics

9. How many nairaland ladies hv u met in person
Ans - One

10. How long do u spend on nairaland in a day
Ans - 32 hours everyday

Get all questions and win 1 million naira.
Ans - Ok

NYSC › Re: Female Corper Donates Borehole To Akwa Ibom Community (Photo) by PrickGetSize(m): 12:30pm On Mar 22, 2017

God bless you, Magareth, for sharing! Other girls would rather carry their own "borehole" between their legs.

Nairaland General › Re: Killer Python Attacks Antelope For Lunchtime Death Battle – But Gets A Surprise by PrickGetSize(m): 12:13pm On Mar 22, 2017

LOL! And the python got a broken jaw trying to swallow an animal ten times bigger than its size.
The same thing would happen to any small girl who tries to give me a bl0wjob. undecided

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Crime › Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Attack A Man In His Farm In Rivers State(photos) by PrickGetSize(m): 12:06pm On Mar 22, 2017

This can't be a Fulani attack. Foolanis always leave the head decapitated.

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Literature › Re: Horror In Two Sentences.. by PrickGetSize(m): 10:49am On Mar 22, 2017

A girl offered to give me a bl0wjob.
I brought out my prick and she yelled "Cobraaaaaaaa!!!"

Romance › Re: Cyber Fraud - 30 Arrested, One Ghanaian, 29 Nigerians Involved by PrickGetSize(m): 9:02am On Mar 22, 2017

I hate Wazobia crimes. They're bad business for NCAN. Na who dem go blame now?

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