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Just remove 40 years from grandma's age and she's bae.

7. Never stoop to suck her toto on your first fvck date but make sure she sucks your prick. Claim your supremacy quick before she makes you an asslicker like Silkmoth33.

8. Make sure you're sound in health and are able to attain 100% erection on the first fvck. Girls don't like men with rubber pricks and first impression matters a lot.
Don't take viagra!!! Fvcking is no longer fun if you're not able to cum after 30 minutes in a single round!

9. Always make sure you use condoms when you fvck a new girl to avoid STD's and accidental pregnancy. Never fvck her raw unless you're ready to make her your wife. Every single girl is a free-fvck agent. Never listen to those boyfriend/girlfriend love craps; they don't exist in the real world. But the average girl can offer you 30% of her love if you promise to put a ring on it.
I recommend Durex Light.

10. Add yours..

But there's no good girl in Owerri presently, only hustlers.

I wouldn't do it even if I could. Pussy is too cheap in Nigeria and marriage is almost free!

lefulefu:
na where u for see dark pussyhole bros? .pussyhole are always red or cherry coloured

I've seen black ones too, and this is as a result of too much prick.

Rukkydelta:
No be today you spoil

But it's not bad for one to know the size of his prick.

Too much prick can damage the chunk of flesh that make up the pussy and make it so black that no bleaching cream can retain the normal colour. It's even worse now that some pussy holes are dark instead of red. I strongly recommend cucumber for damaged pussies.

Op, one of your greatest undoings in life will be thinking you know much about girls. Never ever make that mistake. Girls are unpredictable like accidents. Even the devil himself was deceived by a woman!

And what would happen if girls start giving? Must you always be at the receiving end?
You collect recharge cards
You collect cash transfer and cash in hand
You collect meat pie, fried rice and salad
You collect prick
You even collect sperm too.
What can you give?

Gossip about men and the size of their dick bring women closer than anything.

I thank God immensely for the kind of prick I have. I've never left a girl unsatisfied before. In fact, most times I get to be the one not satisfied. Even ashawos testify to my fucking prowess.

ITbomb:
This is why it is good to marry a virgin, not all these olosho around who go still remember how their ex ride them 4 hours non stop

The virgins you preserved for marriage?

Nigerian feminists are super dumb. I don't even take them serious.

Na him propati.

Op, whatever message you were trying to pass across to lazy girls has been ruined by the last picture. Does she "chook" for a living too?

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I want to meet only girls I can fvck. Who meeting epp?

The day my dad caught me measuring my dick with a tape, and I was just 7. He beat me to pulp. It was so bad I couldn't eat for a whole day.

Nma27:
Amen. I wanna be a good woman for that man.... Anyway, more happiness to you

Let's get married already. I'll keep your thighs warm always.