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SalamRushdie:
Especially that passing shot

No. PassinngShot is very intelligent.

zicoraads:
It is. It's a direct reference to some handles here. Characters like Sarrki, Omenkalives, NgeneUkwenu etc. never post anything 'meaningful' on threads here. Sometimes you begin to wonder if everything is OK with them. Now it's clear what is. They and others like them are paid to defend Buhari with everything. And if it gets awry, blame Jonathan or IPOB.

I'm not sure anybody pays Omenkalives a dime. That dude sounds too poor and frustrated; always posting off-topic to smear PDP, Ipob Yewts and Igbos. Nobody can pay that one.

The beauty of innocence.

Matthew 18:2-6:

2 And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,

 3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

 4 Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

 5 And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.

 6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

No, don't marry him because he earns 100k per month. What of your friends who are married to millionaires and driving their own cars - are they not human beings like you? Why must you enter a marriage to suffer? Can 100k afford you a good house, buy your Brazilian hair and makeups? Have you even thought of raising children who should be fed, clothed and sent to good schools? Can 100k work these things out? No!
Reject that poor man and his meagre 100k; a better man will locate you. All you have to do is believe and wait, wait and wait for that man. Women still get married to rich men at age 60, so why the rush?

"Continuous", not "continues".
@Op, 90% of women are naturally bisexual so the proximity to becoming lesbians for women who use sex gadgets is very slim.

Senipapa:
Ever been with your girlfriend and you see a hot looking chick around the corner and you tell her(your gf) baby this girl is fine o, or your phrase it as a question
Well for me this has happened several times and the answer I get always is, "hmmmm she no too fine, she try, she's just there"

Some girls can spit in your face for this.

Must you meet your wife on Nairaland?

Amateur lesbians with a tendency to try a dick are sweet, even sweeter than regular girls. Fuçking them gives a feeling of fuçking a virgin - they're shy, tight and moderately wet.
But hardcore lesbians are nothing to write home about. They've ruined their pussies with dildos of various sizes, they're always angry and they smell like rotten fish.

progress69:
Use ur brain to do what it's meant for. No Everything u politicise. Stop behaving like u have a pack of fufu protected by a hard casing up there

I thought you're infallible to gbagaun?
Not
Politicize

Olodo!

And some homo perv spent all his time taking several pictures to post on his blog and masturbate over too.

Omotayor123:
Yepaa

This happens, when you're addicted to your Ex. #Iranu

Is that an excuse for her infidelity? Why didn't she stay single if she can't get over her ex instead of making an innocent man suffer?

10k+ followers on Instagram and you're still hiding your ID?

Never make a hoe a housewife - Dr Dre.

VOA is not a new system in Nigeria. I work in the Public Relations Department of the organization I work with and processing CERPAC to help expatriates get their visas fon arrival from the Immigration office is part of my job.

Dominiquez:
OP Bros, you can lie for Africa, Visa on arrival have been in place for like 5 months now.

3 years precisely.

See their black lips. Weed smokers.

kimbra:
Who swallows cum?.

If you can't swallow it, rub it all over your face. It will help clear your pimples.

The only thing I worry about when getting a slurpy head is cuming too soon. I wish it lasts long enough and the girl never gets tired.

FitnessDoctor:
The reason why you feeling like you are burning inside but body temperature remains normal might be linked to these

High Metabolism

When your metabolism is higher, you tend to run warmer. Metabolism is a natural body process that breaks down the foods you eat, sending energy out to your cells so you can function. When you are burning calories, your body may feel hot but no fever is present. Certain people are more sensitive to this process.

But can too much of beer cause this? I mean, if I don't force myself I can stay a year without drinking water at all, except when I take drugs. But I never skip beer for more than two days. The very fact that water is tasteless irritates me. So I'm looking for anything else I can use as substitute for water, anything at all. Even if it's bitter.

thinkdip:
I think this plan was between them both, they were to quarrel to make his foundation popular.. i think this is what celebrities do "create a fued and later reconcile after you've caused an uproar and attention in the peoples heart.

Rubbish! Churchill doesn't need a Tonto-aided publicity stunt to gain popularity.

Churchill is making a big mistake thinking of reconciliation. Let that daughter of Jezebel go back from whence she came, but always keep in touch with your baby. You're not meant to be; your marriage was with that she-devil was an accident.

I never thirst for water but I can drink 5 bottles of beer everyday and my tummy is still flat. And some times I feel like I'm burning from the inside while my body temperature remains normal. What can you advise?

And this is supposed to be romantic?

Recession things. Even the domestic animals are going wild. That goat looks desperate; very soon it will start killing chickens and lizards for food.

japhethGold:
Do not mention Benue state in your evil comment. Benue is the state for Noble people.

So you can't even take a harmless joke again?

Ah! I wish I were him! What a lucky bastard.

shamecurls:
Stop deceiving the poor boy and tell him the truth.

He can "NEVER" become the president of a student union, how much more Nigeria.

Again you're not God who sees ability in disability and you don't define a man's destiny by his present physical/mental condition. At your free time read this article. It might help you see the Light: http://liveactionnews.org/9-successful-people-with-down-syndrome-who-prove-life-is-worth-living/

84 or 85. I want to make straight grandkids after wasting all my youth days fuçking different pussies.

shamecurls:



Dreamer!


That`s a impossibility possibility



He should wish for something else

Is being an atheist synonymous to being inhuman? O ye earthling of little faith!

FTBOY:
i don't understand... why don't you want this on front-page

In a Nairaland where sanctimonious fellows are quick to condemn and show how they're holier-than-thou? Mbanu. Let it remain here, after all I made the thread.