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He's a man, for God's sake! If the prick no stand una go still complain.

uckennety:
Wt did u say

O boy, I shock o!

Take this copy-and-paste material to the Health and Hygiene section. But you can tell us how to fvck nonstop for 2 hours. I heard a bytch said anything less than that is a quickie.

Tiny23:
I don't engage twats. Thanks n have a good night rest.

And I never hold myself back from smacking a dumb bytch. Goodnight, and wake up with sperm stains on your mouth.

Barcelona will win but won't qualify.

Tiny23:
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Dumb bytch, have you run out of words already? I thought you had the world in your palm.
Try me and see how I'd abuse you like you abuse bleaching creams.

Just keep her as a fuckmate as long as she doesn't deny you her pussy. Keep drilling and drilling that hoe until her womb has a tear. She's just a girlfriend, not a wife; so, I don't see why you should get jealous or angry seeing her with other men.
Make your studies your priority but keep fucking that pussy at will.

I still drink garri till date. I prefer the Ijebu own with cold water, groundnuts and little sugar.

Tiny23:
You doing contrary to your signature tho.

Yeah, it says "Mind your fucking business", poor man's daughter.

Tiny23:
oponu,apoda,afofungbemu ma ni prickGetsize yen.

Semen-drunk local bytch, you must be thinking I don't understand Yoruba like Airforce1. But it will shock you to know that I understand the language the same way you know abortion pills. Kindly get my sobriquet off your posts now.

But why are these smelly, balls-sucking bitches with stretch marks always stressing my nigga, though? You don't like him, yeah, but must you comment on his threads?

I love it when two girls fight and I'm the only one around to separate them.

Which girl can show me how to do cowgirl?

All na Nikki Minaj biko.

Op, would you say no if Tinubu asked you to be his 3rd wife?

The average Hausa man is peace-loving. People mistake Fulani for Hausa. I believe they're the ones fighting, not the real Hausas.

DeLioncourt:
If you are sensible enough to tell that it is a joke, why are you angry?

Because you're not taking it as a joke.

DeLioncourt:
You obviously didn't read the post or didn't understand what you read.
Nobody is saying it is better than sex. If you don't have self control and you may hurt a lady to satisfy your urges...masturbate instead.
Last last, you're entitled to your opinion.

There's no moral justification to the writeup...it's a silly joke.
When you can't afford real pussy, simply bottle up your hormones until you're able to. If you can't, and end up raping somebody, be ready to bear the consequences if caught. Stop selling craps to promote masturbation as you can never replace pussy with your palms.

She's a good example of feminism. Not all these lazy, sit-at-home-and-browse bitches on Nairaland claiming feminists.

The second picture is super fake. Take a close look at the background again. The brightness of the room, the visible contrast between the young man's facial tone and the hand. It doesn't even look like he was lying down.
Whoever did this is trying to cover up for the Apostle.

Masturbation is for the sick minds and cowards who can't convince someone to have sex with them. Nothing beats the warmth feel of a wet and slippery pussy.

It's Barcelona's turn to cry tonight.

Cool. But is this Nigeria or Europe? I think we should start collecting royalties from any foreigners stealing our style or sue them for copyright infringement.

I understand the Op's angle and I agree with him to some extent. In the western world, marriage is an institution by which the government protects the women and rob the men. So, a married woman stands to lose nothing after saying "Yes, I do" to her man. Or would she have any right to make monetary demands from the man after divorce? Naw!

In Africa, I would say it's a way of paying back the parents some parts of the money spent in raising their daughters. Otherwise, what's the essence of paying bride price and throwing a party with huge canopies, rice, assorted drinks and loud musics? The rituals of having a pastor pray for the couple or a village native doctor bind them spiritually are utter rubbish and needless.

Honestly, there should be no need for marriage when two adults love each other and decide to cohabit. They can easily separate if the love wears off without too much drama.

Believe this story at your own peril. The Op has a Masters degree in LIEology.

Hahahahah! She's selling agbalumo...










and other things!

Toks2008:
Hmmm! if indeed you are married then your dp should look more married lady like...my opinion tho.

LOL! Dey there dey ask. Nairaland is filled with desperate housewives. You'll see more of them in Family Section.