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Thank God I don't use OTU correct. Sorry! I meant to say author...shiiit! AUTO!

Cyriloha:
Yo have her number?

I wish. She's my type of bytch.

Ok.

She's right.

Just chop off the hand and burn it. It has become useless.

Sorry, bro. But 100k is useless for any 'lucrative business', as you call it.

God bless people like me, Obontami and Paulkillerman for making Nigeria proud.

Mmsen, but I can impregnate your mom!

Just provide me with good shelter and clean babes with slippery pussies and I'd impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the special grace of God.

AntiIPOB:
Just the way the ipobs are programmed to always insult and maligne pmb and the Yoruba's.

I'm not Ipob - I'm for one Nigeria. I'm not even Igbo and I don't insult Yorubas. You programmed robots should get a life and stop the hate.

Sometimes I think Sarrki is an APC programmed robot planted in Nairaland. I mean, he's everywhere chanting the same unintelligent words; and I begin to wonder how a human being can be so wasteful.

hamzer:
idiot. continue to chase shadows
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Your brain is made of akamu and cold moi-moi. Look up the meaning of 'sarcasm' in your dictionary.

I'm sorry but there's no good girl in Owerri. Not even one!

Joke of the century.
Even your fellow spinsters would curse you for this advice.

Mind the kind of boys you employ, they can be the death of you.
RIP.

Tales By Moonlight. I'm not expecting any of you Indomies to know it, though.

azarenka:
so don't talk negatively talk about women as you have always done,because you have a mother,a sister and a daughter,will you describe them in such dehumanizing ways as you are doing?
Just as there are bad women,so also, we have in the men's folk.

I have always kept my stance straight on this particular topic: become pregnant first before you get married. We're living in a very corrupt system where sex can be bought for just a plate of rice and one pure water; and so, desperate times require desperate measures.
Do the test-run and if pregnancy didn't come we'd know whose fault it is and probably dissolve the plans to marry. Nobody wants to marry without having kids. No man wants to marry a woman that has aborted her womb and no normal woman would marry a man with watery sperm.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So going by the Op's logic, if a girl gets pregnant before marriage the purity of marriage has been spoilt. How about pre marital sex which is what actually leads to pregnancy?

It's like the Op is comfortable with pre-marital sex but not comfortable with pregnancy and then she also chooses to stupïdly generalize.

You don't know how many guys exist in this country alone that don't give two Fücks about some things when it comes to marriage. Not everyone follows some useless procedures and steps.[/color]

Don't mind those things yapping "sacredness" in marriage. What is sacred again when the toto you're about bring into your home has aborted a complete village before it got to you?

akejujoe:
The trend is really worrisome.Guys like claiming holier than thou when it comes to issues of infertility. I presently have a colleague who married her husband a virgin and is yet to conceive for over four years.The husband refused to go for tests claiming he has no problems. He finally did the test and the problem was with him and it was traced back to his sexual history with other women. He even tried to hide the results from his wife. Imagine if it was the woman who had the problem due to promiscuity what guys would have said.

You're lying. Big lie!

azarenka:
And from your reasoning you think all men are potent?

That's when you, as a woman, should decide whether to marry him or not. The test-run favours both parties.

preselect:
what "sacredness" are u talking about again? what special thing are brides of nowadays giving to their husbands that they have not already given to lots of guys before hand? the mouth you use to kiss him on the wedding day has been used to do blow jobs to uncircumcised philistines, no be so?
nothing sacred again my dear. so boys just want to be sure you have not utterly destroyed your youthfulness and are now trying to lay the burden on some innocent guy.

meanwhile, where is Buhari?

Even the girl I'll marry must get pregnant first. That's the only way to find out whether she still has a womb.

Op, I'm very sorry. Even the best woman available for marriage today must be fallible of, at least, two out of the ten bad traits mentioned. Sorry again.

I can't. She might go on a peacekeeping operation and never come back. I go come turn single father. God forbid!

Pinshure of your wound.

90% of ladies are bisexual in nature. The use of intimacy gadget could easily lead some to becoming full lesbians.