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I think the combination of both will be good. Most ladies love it big and long.

I studied Prick and Totology in the University CUNTalomy, Benue State and graduated with a First Class Lower honours.

Omotayor123:


Op, just say Nice outfit, it looks Good on you. without really specifying.

there is no way, you would compliment a lady's boobs when she's not ur GF or bestie that she won't see you as a Prevert.

Forget story. What if I tell you I love the moon face on your shirt?

Just tell her, "Baby, I see big things coming before you."

Philadelphia:
You did well by pointing him to the truth. I just dey watch that guy since. No human is perfect. Let him know this

There are still a lot of blunders embedded in his posts, especially the long ones. He's just too bitter and full of anger. Imagine someone making over a thousand posts of hate and bigotry for another tribe in less than 3 weeks. Some people are really gainfully employed!

tosyne2much:
I'm solidly behind you

Bro, stop using that line when addressing a fellow man.

iamdurent:
tell ur dad to get you a better phone

I dey use Infinix Hot 4 and I don tone your picture taya. The more I tone it, the more your teeth dey shine. So, try bleaching your skin before you take another photo.

Iamdurent, I can't really explain what you look like coz I can hardly see you in that picture. Na only your teeth dey show.

Gurumaharaji:
Not d nairaland I belong cos ur face is anonymous to d title u want to contest

But he looks better than you.

I love to carry chicks on my laps when we board a danfo together, especially the newly-caught ones. It's the best opportunity to pass the fucking-you-soon message to her, as I'd keep poking her ass with my full erection.

This one can make Shekau do the sign of the cross.

I would approach this one and tell it straight to her face. "Baby, you either give me your number or shoot me."

This is what I call a WAZOBIA crime. NCAN members, please let this one pass.

omenkaLives:
As for me, the simplest and most direct route to confronting these agitations is making those elective positions far less lucretive. Once one doesnt see a route to making billions from them, it would become unattractive to those who desire to get there for anything else besides service to their people.

And to those monkeys sumasaulting in and out of my mentions, i see you all, but like Fayose your god, i dont talk to monkeys- sorry.

omenkaLives:
It might me a genetic curse placed on the idiot. I just pray his innocent child isnt inductrinated as well.

Some people just deserve to be put to sleep honestly. What good exactly does this garrulous love-vendor contribute to our socioeconomic prosperity as a nation?

omenkaLives:
Ipob idiots go round commissining some useless white skinned nonentities to write nonsense, then use it for their propaganda. They do the same using their flags and t-shirts bearing that crashing sun insignia; they look for some homeless or dememted white man, give them a coupla dollars, have them wear the clothes and bear the flags, then take pictures of them and spam the internet with same to decieve their ever gullible followers into believing "oyinbo people dey support biafra". Meanwhile these "white supporters" dont know shit about about the bianonsense.

Now, Osinbajo is their next target, as they compare every action he takes with what Buhari "would have done", trying to create an impression A is better than B, in the hope of dividing their supporters.

We are well aware of their inane gimmicks and will remain resolute in our prayers for Baba and support for our able APC acting president, Osinbajo.

Ipob idiots can keep agitating for their country and leave our acting president alone. We dont need their support or commendation. We love Baba just the way he is, and we love Osinbajo just as much.

Their divisive shenanigans are dead on arrival.

Here's just a few. You seem to have too much anger and frustration in you because most of your posts are long and filled with hate (Haba! Over a thousand posts in less than 3 weeks!) so, I can't really quote the ones with the highest blunders to avoid flooding this thread. But these are enough. Accept the truth: you're neither infallible nor too smart. Goodnight!

omenkaLives:
All you need to do is point at one out of the "ton" instead of bleeting endlessly. Is that too much to ask? Pained ipob yoot.

LOL! So now I'm an Ipod yoot too? Jesus!

LAFO:



My Sister, hope you are ready for a lifetime of constant knacking?




If not, run for your life.



The guy can nyash fowl self.


Mstchew

Meaning there's no hope for the next guy in line?

omenkaLives:
I know i am not infallible, but please, in the name of God, kindly point to those gbagauns you talk about. Will be glad if you do.

Thanks.

You make a ton of them; even your punctuation is terrible.

It's not surprising. One is a certified prof while the other doesn't even have a WAEC certificate.

I hate it when a yansh is too big.

mhizesther:
I need a male friend.....someone I can talk to,he must be intelligent,attractive nd very funny....

I can be that male friend but we'll have to fvck each other regularly. You accept?

I don't fvck neighbours, and I'd advise you not to.

Why do we always give these yeyebrities too much attention? But if I let my big prick hang out in a picture nobody would talk.

kaycito:
It will be foolish of the public to condemn so called immorality on ese's part and ignore that of bally, that is hypocrisy, if you want condemn is something do so outrightly and not be hypocritical about it, we are not helping ourselves if we continue with this slut shaming, call out both ese and bally if you are really against immorality

Did you even watch the video? She offered Bally her breasts and he sucked. Who's now the slut?

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kaycito:
What an idiotic sexist, was ese sucking herself, must be we be hypocrite cos we want to judge, leave the girl alone most of you are no better, and mind you she won't lack suitors alot of men will be queuing for her even at that marriage is not an achievement, enough of this backward mentality

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You lack common sense. Women who claim they're feminists ought to have a good head on their shoulders, especially when they're in public. The media doesn't care about Bally (the sucker) but the Ese who foolishly allowed her breasts to be sucked would always be subjected to mockery and slut-shaming.

Stretch marks

TTT: Tempted To Touch. Hand sef na ashawo.

Most ugly girls don't have smelly toto. Shout out to them wowors!

Anyway, the BBN show helps expose the promiscuity of Nigerian girls. No Nigerian girl is truly faithful, including the one you gave your ring. She's yours when you're together but the moment she walks out that door, another man takes over.

What's wrong with sucking two fresh and succulent chunks of flesh in a lady's chest. Don't you know sucking breasts prevent cancer?

To the idiots and hypocrites castigating the Op, how many of you can muster up courage to come out in public and declare your love for your man/woman. You won't because because you all have bedbugs in your dirty panties and you won't be so proud to show off.

Pinkjacket, keep doing what you do, babe. Whatever makes you happy. And also remind the dogs derailing your thread that is Romance Section!