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dollyjoy:
Ooooh No!!

Is she your friend? Seems you know something.

ojun50:
He will never see that fone useless Man

Ok, Mr Righteous.

Number to call: 07011584967.

Please, mods, I don't want this on front page. Thanks.

Pictures of the thief.
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A comrade lost his mobile phone to a sex worker he patronized and would appreciate any useful information as to how to trace this thief and get back his phone. There are many important things stored in the gadget he wouldn't like to lose.
See details below:

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For some very good reasons I pray they don't come back together. Don't insult. Kindly ask me why.

Wives should learn to keep their totos clean, tight and slippery if they must keep their men from wayward girls. And it's not bad for a wife to dress sexy for her husband. Most women, after marriage, put on too much weight due to excess food hence they grow fat and unattractively shapeless; little do they know they're putting their marriage on the line.

No respect for the dead anymore! It is unprofessional to post graphic pictures of dead persons in this manner on a social platform, especially when the deceased wasn't a criminal. In saner climes, Nairaland can be sued for this. I blame it all on you, Seun Osewa!

So are you telling me Adeboye is older than Buhari?

It means to be funny in a mild way.

coolestchris:
you are correct

Your dumb thread has been flagged. Fucking loser!

Seun just moved this thread to Crime Section. I saw him viewing.

Op is a chronic masturbator.

Over 70% of female students in UNILAG are prostitutes.

Your boyfriend is about to dump you for another girl. Start a prayer and fasting session ASAP.

To me, sex appeal comes first before height and looks. If her presence doesn't give my prick a twitch then she's not worth it. Every mallam to his own kettle.

I can accept not eating snake but what about not drinking palmi? His Craziness has spoken!

ZUBY77:
Apparently you can't even understand any simple thing.
I am sorry.

The feeling is mutual.

ZUBY77:
And the Deputy Jesus that his family or friend died in a less accident and still believed in God is what?
Blockhead.

Dumbo, it was prophesied He would die and rise again after 3 days; and that is what happened.

Respect your prick, man. Stop disgracing it in public.

Nairaland girls want to make sure they all get a taste of my kondo; 29+ pms everyday. Na wa o!

YOUNGrapha:
hey deluded mind....stay cool in ur territory.....tell why the God u believe will allow this accident to happen or dnt u think that the victims will lost their money on this

Educate yourself first, maybe I'll engage you next time.

shamecurls:
How about the church that collapsed on over 50 worshippers in Uyo?

What do you have to say about that? There God could not avert it

I should be right going by your assertions

We don't tell God when to avert accidents, we let His be done and hope it's for the best. The Uyo worshipers who died in the building collapse accident might be living with God in his abode as we speak (well, I don't expect you to believe in spirits anyway).
You atheists are funny humans; you see people perform magic and still deny witchcraft is real.

Any atheist that can survive this kind of accident and still not believe in God will remain a fool forever. Yes, I said it!

Any money given to a girlfriend is a waste; only foolish guys would spend cash on girls who're not their wives and start expecting something in return. The highest achievement you can get is putting your prick in her toto until you discharge - which is still a waste to me. Middle finger to the mofo who wasted 700k and went to rant on twitter.

Whoever moved this thread to front page is full of mischief. The motive is to mock the Op.

shamecurls:




The political God of Africa has spoken and it's final!


Long live His Excellence, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

You don't use the uppercase letter G when referring to a human as god.

The dying breath of a fallen scam giant. No hope for MMM.