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No be lie at all. Especially all these aje pako girls from Cemetery Bus Stop in Ajegunle.

Ojuju kalaba! She's cute in a weird way. I believe her face will look smaller if you remove the makeup.

TINALETC3:
Hmmmm

Honey, it's like you want to say something. Come on, don't be shy.

That's how one has been bugging my life with marriage talks. But I'm scared of this girl because she's a sex freak. I fvck her 3 rounds minimum every time she visits but she's never satisfied. Her sexual appetite is intimidating! There was one night I woke up to find her sucking my dick...and we just had the 3rd round for one day! And being a very busy person (I work from Monday to Friday. Leave early morning and come back late, say 7-8pm) I don't think I'll be able to cope with her sexuality if we marry; and this might lead her to cheat on me. Besides sex wahala, she's a very nice girl though.

VeniJu:
You must have experienced this from my mum, my sis before my girlfrnd..
That's why they call me a stupid idiot.. That I lack social training.

You're right, you know?

"Honey, I haven't seen my period."
And I be like "But you didn't bring it last time you visited."

frenchwine:
And you have painstakingly observed "most girls" having a bath ehn?
Viewer on the loose.

I got this experience from my girlfriends when I have my bath with them. I usually find myself telling them "Baby, don't forget to wash the abuna o. You know we're going to make use of it very soon."

Most girls forget to wash their toto while bathing.

Great managerial decision! Business first before pleasure; we don't need side distractions. Go and catwalk and leave us alone!

Why are the same hypocrites that cheated with votes to ensure Buhari became president now wanting him to "resign in good faith"? I pray the old man comes back, dead or alive, and continues to handle us the way he knows best. And even if he dies before next election, we must still vote him to finish his second term. It's his northern right! Bloody cowards!!

If women can give adult male dogs toto to lick and fvck, why would it surprise anyone that a woman is seen breastfeeding a puppy? Stupid creatures.

In the end, that man will go free.
RIP to the unfortunate wife.

He looks like a cultist himself. Oh! I should be speaking of the deceased in the past tense, right?

NANS should not even think about it because in the end Nigerians would be more affected. Compare the number of SAs in Nigeria and vice-versa and you'd know the odds is against us.

It's quite appalling that most applicants here are simply driven for lack of job opportunities in the country and not for the spirit of patriotism. Poverty can make people apply for anything at all that can fetch them money, even as a babalawo apprentice.

Ilegend must be a student, or a graduate of, Marketing. The topic is simply meant to arouse viewers' interest and the description of this mystery girl is to provoke thoughts and get people to start guessing. But the fact remains that he had no girl in mind.

Watch how he'll deviate from his topic to give you the main gist.

Classic! This is a front page material indeed.

The mouth that sucks dicks.

Buhari is equally as corrupt as Jonathan, or even worse. Welcome to 2017 where gift replaces bribe in the Nigerian Constitution.

iamVirus:
like? law of gravity?

First of all, it's a foolish thing for a guy to keep sucking up on a girl that doesn't care about you and your emotions for her, like my good friend, Silkmoth33.
In the conversation, she refers to you as her brother (assuming it's real, that). That's exactly when I expected you to end the chat but you go on and allow make a ridiculous mockery of you as being inferior to her boyfriend. Worse still, you made the last post sound like you're pained. So, to me, she won

This doesn't prove anything.

Babalawo wey website naim be dis o.