₦airaland Forum

NwamaziNwaAro:

I thought people make love nak€d

i dont. do you?

Nigeriadondie:
U re right infact for we foreigners we are pressured to learn the language. I cant speak my mothet tongue but i cant imagine i wud be able to speak another language cos u need to if u re to get the best out of here. Also the cold here na die. Pour water on the floor and see how it will turn to ice in minutes
The one wey scatter mu head na say school free at all levels even if u study up to Ph.D.
The animals in power over there wud never learn anything good

lol, free education, almost zero crime rate, impressive economy (well planned) ! why you no go enjoy and prosper simulteaneously. the briliance there and transperancy is almost never possible here o. their weather and language na barrier.
govt invest in education cos thats the only waay they cn keep up with the development o make mugu noo go spoil wetin dem don gather. brighter and keen minds cant be overemphasised.

Nigeriadondie:
I am currently in Norway a country Nigeria should learn from about how to use oil wealth for the benefit of all. In human development index the best in the whole world google. It is in Norway u would realize that our leader are beasts who should be doomed to the hottest part of hell. Constant electricity, zero poverty level, access to health, free education at all levels, no poverty even without job u dont feel it. Near perfect country

yeah, i'm always of the opinon that scandinavian countries are one of the best countries to live in, and also the richest countries in the world with myraid of opportunities available. the only short comings are weather and language. in my opinion though. but i'll settle there in a heart beat!

His qualifications lit af.
Happy birthday professor

Cordis92:
You missed out Iceland with population of about three hundred thousands (300000) inhabitants, where their government pays immigrants for marrying their women.
I wish I were a man.

Say God

prela:
i see only the busty female fan, she try

Hell no she didn't!

elobyobi:
That's a very healthy child. The woman doesn't know what she's saying.
Don't blame her though. They say childless women always have an opinion on how other people should raise their kids.

Damn, that's cold as Bleep

Please satisfy my curiosity: what's AGO[sub][/sub]

MARYchiells:
Who knows, it could have been a future president or governor. My fellow women please let's not start what we cannot finish.
Did you do it so you'll have space for the next valentine?

I love love love that pic on your profile

Whenever I hear this looting stuff I usually don't imagine the physical money like this, now I'm seeing this this....... that's much yo

Good girl , bad girl

The first thing that camee to mind is "sperm wars". The book givess the reason why women/men cheat.

7Alexander:
Very tiny jugs.

Me no like

Yeah, But they're motherfuckingly sensitive

LegalBaby:
and your even more stupid reply

Cat fight cat fight!!!

Nigeria is muthafuckingly frustrating; I just wan to get high.

beatcoins:
I meant my future ex gf.

So lemme get this straight *drags weed* you plan on breaking up wif a girl you haven't met? *puffs smoke*

INTROVERT:
Just 50k.

If that wasn't a joke thenpls gimme lemme just take it

adonbilivit:
if Drake dares come to lagos, I must come see him. #RawTalent

What Then would you do if kendrick lamar comes?

fr3do:
Funny guy! Its the random whitish names he was giving to everybody that cracked me up.

That guy is an OG

I swear I love that beatles reunion line I laughed so hard I choked on my weed. Damn. Power moves only.

softMarket:
So I heard Apple,Samsung and microsoft are. Richer than the US govt............how true is this?

Individually or collectivly

Logician:
Which one again be herbivorous lion......lol

Lion wey no dey chop meat. Lion wey dey chop grass, where you wan see that one. Lol

babseg:
LOOKS LIKE S£X TOY BOX

I swear what you wrote made the coke I was drinking to enter my nose.

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she is not sick. she is has a record in guiness book. google please[/quote]Huh?...didn't know that, my point is when you're using her as a basis to compare the other babe, it sounds mean.

EmilyShoton:
Fun of who please?

The sick girl.

EmilyShoton:
I am prettier than her. I swear

For those who asked to see me. here you go.

Bleep you for making fun of her

Marrtynze:
Hmmmm, I see what you did there

Saw it too, a narcissist at best.

Catalin:
She is still prettier than some girls without gas burn.

Damn babe! I wanted to say that but in a subtile way, but you just "drop It like its hot"

kennygee:
Destiny truncated.

But Abeg, where this part take enter the gist from?
"Get reviews of the best phones, electronics and home appliances in Nigeria"

Na advert

Afam4eva:
Do they have a black version?

This is actually a nice invention considering that some of us have spent thousands in the gym. We don lift weight tire but not even an ounce of muscle to show for it. After lifting the thing sef, food no go dey to take hold body. I no do again, make person no go die throway say him dey build muscle. This jacket is just what i need.

But then again, you're BLACK.sorry bruv.

The lady in front with long fingers. I'm sure she uses it well.

Why does his daughter and sons face looks phooshopped