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MrBrownJay1:
She simply must have smoked some of this synthetic weed, which is turning so many sane people into zombies, in an instant.

pls how do you identify them....hope not sk o

calculator don spoil o. nigeria econoomy no get formular when dem teach her for harvard. hahaha. i purposely used small letter "n" cause nothing seems "proper" yet.!

calculator don spoil o. nigeria econoomy no get formular when dem teach her for harvard. hahaha. i purposely used small letter "n" cause nothing seems "proper"

personally, i feel these muslim organizations are smart enough to not have a singular leader. Its like a myraid of egocenric, narcissistic heads waiting for the death of one leader so that another can come up. in business na going concern dem call am...so dey shouldnt just jump and waste bullets in the air or have a confetti yet. im sure by now power is changing place and another muhammed just got an Rpg, Ak-47 and matchette. No offence to muslims or muhammed's

Atmmachine:

Believe anything the U.S Army tells you at your own risk

What war have they ever won ??

They were butchered in Vietnam and defeated

The Japanese showed them what savageness is by blowing up the Pearl harbor, what did the Americans do ?? Took their scary ass to their savior "the atomic bomb"
and could only destroy Hiroshima with it

They went to Afghanistan and were slaughtered by dudes who still live in caves

The went to Iraq and got defeated

They came to Somalia and got the nastiest disgrace in the history of American

The U.S army is just like the Nigerian Army, the killed Osama bin laden and Shekau without​ showing us the bodies

Now, they're claiming they kill an imaginary isis leader

Mind you, I'm a U.S army veteran from fort *****

Nice write up. Shinning halo shell of a country. Dont like them for shi.t although i know the feeling is mutual but idgaf. your write up makes you sound like youre from somallia.

looks like they just said "hey"n walked away...or maybe my joint messing with me

tosyne2much:
Baba, na something you suppose know about ooo

asin, me sef no say i dey slack. egbon ejo epp me o. i wan sabi am like second nature. i kinda sabi am o but the relativity/broadness na wa.

yall gatta teach me this peroid shit and how to count it...cos i dont wanna carry another persons load.

[quote author=jeffoski post=56273124]Hey ya. It's fine. I remember when I was a kid. I woke up majority of the patients in a big hospital den cos of injection.

I wasn't feeling well and when I saw the needle I jumped down and ran. Come and see nurses chasing me, it was the security men that caught me.

My mum was just laughing, by the time they held me down and injected me I screamed, the nurses where saying "don't strong your bumbum o else the needle will break and we will use big blade to tear your bumbum" when I heard blade I screamed the more but didn't strong my bumbum(who wan die?). That's how other nurses and doctors came thinking it was something serious. Up till now my family still tease me because of it. [/quote
but its serious na i trust my self

safarigirl:
and Nigerian men are the model ones abi?

At least AJ is in Britain, so he will date the girls around him. You don't expect him to date Nigerian women

You people are in Nigeria with the likes of Uche Jombo and Ufuoma, yet, oyibo snatched them from under your noses and you want to list bad manners of Naija girls? Chris Attoh snatched Damilola from under your noses as well.

The unfortunate naija women that spend their lives with naija men end up running away because of his animalistic ways.

Before you critic the ladies, don't forget, na the same mama wey train those 'gluttonous' women train the men too, so, na the same character dem go comot with

If the women are bad, the men too are bad.

If this Nicole girl now was a Nigerian girl, y'all would call her olosho, baby mama and all that, but because she's British, you won't talk the usual smack.

Make una just dey una lane before we wash our dirty linens outside

papismith i dont want to believe she floored you on your own arguement!
your points are valid.

not as bad as percieved?? really
just incase you dont know, what is bad is bad and what is good is good there isnt any need for relativity on this issue. you should have know this by now as its a basis for understanding things.

I want to live in a society where there is little to no crime, a society where kids gets the best education available, where they are reasonable an well payiing jobs available, a community where i can take a walk or stroll at any time of the day without being accosted by a man in the dark, a community with loyalty, kindness, love, acceptance, deligence to work and serve, a country with great mind, people, culture and backbone!
if to achieve all this will be possible then we have to get rid of the dirt in the system. who says its much to ask?
i'll rather have this dream.

I want to live in a society where there is little to no crime, a society where kids gets the best education available, where they are reasonable an well payiing jobs available, a community where i can take a walk or stroll at any time of the day without being accosted by a man in the dark, a community with loyalty, kindness, love, acceptance, deligence to work and serve, a country with great mind, people, culture and backbone!
if to achieve all this will be possible then we have to get rid of the dirt in the system.

Their music always change when time isnt on their side anymore, forgetting that men are attracted to youth and beauty. guess what? its hard to believe but " men see you and probably dont want you so dont do reverse psycology ok"

sisisioge:
Oluwao! These girls make me feel so fat!

Are you?

the black girl is more beautiful....there is something that draws me to fizzy like hair on a girl! i consider them attractive.

Jeus:
Wetin this one smoke?

ARIZONA mos def!

the insult was meant for his followers...most def not me, so im cool

Hmm...my own i no understand o.
met this broad and we got talking for a month or two. did most things together, we were cool o chill n weed together always, she got used to my presence o, a couple of weeks of chilling and fflexing plus a lot of nudes an sex talk. she travelled and promised to Bleep some senses into me o. after about two weeks of her stay and her arrival for her birthday and Bleep, naso i remind babe say things dey sset o naso she hit me with mother of all bombs o. broad was like"so meself wan follow Bleep" with a laugh that made me think with my mind confused af. it was like a shit storm in my heart o. felt like a stupid man with his dick hard buut i got over it.

Amberon:
All because if that foolish boy that couldn't take his L in peace.

No vex please, what is L you're talking about

[quote author=Bahddo post=54938613]Funny. It probably is better than the house you sleep in every night. [/quote

Damn

azimibraun:
It's shoud not suprise us rather it should annoy us that the technology to move at least bungalows have not been perfected long before now. Design moveable foundations and build in the body of the house solid hooks like anchors. When it's time to move, you realese the foundation, hook the house by the mechanism built into concrete and use a powerful crane to put it on. Specilsed vehicle ( after all truck carry bulldozers which are much heavier) transfer the house to a location with similar topography andmyzpace. Build a new foundation platform ahead, lay the house expertly on it. But it must require building a new soak away. Or if you have a detachable soak away then you can also empty it, transfer to the new location dig, bury them and connect them to your lavatory. Simple thing to to. Afterall na person build rocket, space station, underground rail system etc. So don see my Idea as to fantastic or spectacular.

The more sentences I read in this comment the more I felt educated. I love learning new things.

Ahan, now now?

A simple it doesn't suit my style would have been better.

Funny how house of cards president office looks better.ijs

DropShot:
Nairaland is losing substance!

welcome to the 21st century journalism.

Evaberry:
I will say the same thing and even more to my brother and even my son if he's gay..


The society does not have any preconceptions about gays it is Nigeria and Africa that does.

Go to developed countries and see how they show love to people and accept individuals irrespective of their sexuality

touché

Evaberry:
..

and so?

is he the first gay

live your life dear

nothing wrong in loving who u love as long as u ain't hurting any1

just wondering, would you say the same thing to your brother given the same circumstance keeping in mind the preconceptions the society would dish out.

NiteCrawler:
One side of me says "aww romantic and sweet" while the other side says "rubbish, unoriginal, fake and stupid.

the devil and the angel in you i guess

She weeds most def

Medunah:
Lol, someone even said I look like a witch......

I don't know but I like the intense look

You look different, very different like strange .

This is what I call chilling.
College is chilling over there.