₦airaland Forum

Neldrizzy:
Lolll... Bros i no put am 4 head, i jus mak reference 2 watin hapn the previous day.. Besides, i no de tak internet beef serious. am a jolly good fellow

It's all good

Neldrizzy:
excatly!!.. i commented on a post yesterday in politics section, abt the Americans discovering ebola patient,after saying ma humble opinion, one modafuc,ker jus came from no where and started insulting me... i didn't retaliate, but ma action made him look stuupid..

bros eh, you still put yesterday matter for head like Cech helmet? you no reply but bros talk true ... e pain you.

Janetozi:
A nagging husband is preferable to a cheating husband.

Like the saying goes "silence is the best answer to a fool"

whenever he start nagging just ignore him and he will get tired sooner than u expect.

Or when he starts nagging, just exclaim "oh, this dog have started barking again! As if u don't know that he is the one nagging. I assure u that he will stop nagging

but a cheating husband? God forbid. The cheating could be as a bad blood that runs in the vain.

A cheating husband can play away match and have many children outside and u will only get to know them when his will was to be read after his death.

ehn ehn... "the dog has started barking again" I pray you don't have someone like Tee Billz as a husband. If not ehn there won't be any difference between a drum during a masquerade festival and yourself

odikomo1:
you're right rules have changed. But it is unbelievable and too incredible to play 567 games without a card.

but believe me ,if he plays in the current EPL he won't last that long...

rules were not as stringent... dive ,yellow, pull off shirt, yellow, dissent, yellow etc

That's some hilarious shii... do it for the vine

Begonia: Lmao! hope he wasn't hurt..

he wasn't hurt... the ice pack and bandages are new fads...

Olamide1997: quote author=speaktome] How many time do muslims celebrate evry year sef...killing innocent Ram all d time do u know the countless amount of innocent chickens christians kill during christmas and easter?mind u-the meat u've been eating since all dis days,do u knw how many 'innocent' cows have been slaughtered? Muslims celebrate twice every year-eid il kabir(ileya) and eid il fitri(the one after fasting.). Christians also celebrate christmas and easter every year. PLS let there be religion tolerance among us all,don' t let us create a fight from nothing. GOD HELP US ALL

well said but Bros u get time dey reply the ignorant oaf tho... Your belief is your belief, have fun tomorrow!

Ajiswaggs: u are sick if u dnt knw. Pls dnt ever qoute me again if u dnt want to die b4 ur time. Idiot

painment

blood money... una dey mention Forbes list, dangote money... some money dey when be say juju sef dey fear.

mine was Oloye (Chief )...

UyiIredia: There was one I hated a lot as a toddler: eraser

toddler?? *in Chris Brown's voice * this dude ain't loyal

[quote author=Ilekere post=/post/26820747]I was real skinny and frail, so they called me..........take a guess[/quote]ret@rd...

This list is crap redefined...

[quote author=SexyFox post=/post/26830913]I never thought of that. I dont even like s.ex.[/quote]so did the cock say to the Love Machine...

SirHouloo: As for FUTA;
Forestry and wood technology
Industrial design (IDD- I don die)

IDD ke? Where APH dey... abi TMT...
P.S: I'm a futarian

you are a fool... illogical Rantings

klem93: Segun Arinze

Opolo eye no be open eye

mickyarams: How did you make it past kindergarten?? that's not even a complete sentence. Calling you a reta.rd will be an insult to reta.rds, so I'll just call you a pathetic 4cktard. By the way send my regards to your orangutan mum, I guess that'a why you're so hyper on this forum trying to act like a smart pleb. Oxford has a better dictionary where you can copy words to paste here. Silly doughnut!

*claps* feel free to complete the sentence... but dude you're pathetic, such bitterness,1,2,3...8 lines, 8 whole lines! Get a life oaf.
N.B: my mum is off-limits...

a woman should know how to cook quite right BUT when you start placing culinary skills and being responsible on the same pedestal I get disturbed.
Maybe you can define being responsible...
Permit me to rephrase..."A woman that can't cook AND IS NOT WILLING TO LEARN is not responsible " don't get things twisted...

Oh geee... It's a good thing to know BUT nna wait, these are a minute few in a densely populated 3rd world country...
Forget say dm no go school, they found what made them tick and they went for it! We should teach youths career management + entrepreneurial skills NOT glorifying those who didn't go to school (them no dey learn IQ for school), this generation person wey no near no go near money, no be only certificate school dey offer, lifelong connections + friendships that can change your destiny are often times cemented in school... be guided

see comment... That's why it's negotiable abi?

mickyarams: Whatever makes you happy, silly plebeian plonker!

don't get me started habilis...

mickyarams: I cease all hostilties with you as well. Maybe next time I visit 9ja we can drink palm wine together to galvanize our truce. Happy independence day!

eziokwu! you sure sound like a good sport... over and out!

jamillion: Question for the monkeys... .

then you need to start spewing your guts...

mickyarams: How long did it take you to come up with that one? You act as though your stupidity is a virtue. Slowpoke!

I have a job you know... in the spirit of Nigeria's Independence I cease all hostilities with you.

mickyarams: It seems you were conceived on a motorway cause that's where most accidents happen. Silly 4cktard!

Your "awesomeness " has been confirmed... I've seen this same line over and over again... It's very apt in describing you *wink*
n.b: go pick on someone in your weight category, with me it's TKO...

mickyarams: There is nothing to celebrate in this useless country.

the U - word is heavy dude... I thought it describes only constipated r*tards like urs truly... but then that's none of my business...

girls will now cry wolf... if not for BRO's CODE I wld be hitting on some of my nigguhs chicka with the kinda signals they ooze... chicks shouldn't be overly familiar with the BFs friends and shii... team #FDB

never had any noteworthy experience but I remember what happened to my padi...
around July last year myself and this my padi traveled to Cote d'ivoire, towards the end of the trip (on a Thursday, we were to head back to Nigeria on Friday ), we decided to go shopping but my padi was cash strapped and had to make use of the ATM (he drinks like a sailor)
we hopped to a cash point, my over confident padi sha went ahead to press rubbish on the machine (the instructions were in French ) the next thing it was Jonah and the whale all over again.
p.s: I can never forget the look on my padi's face... epic!

Donkunxex: since 2013,,,I thought there's someting they call "THE LIE DETECTOR!". .. ain't watchinq trisha again...

polygraph test (lie detector) is nt admissible as evidence in court

Djicemob: U be goat o.Na my own dey pain u.U no see the rayban guy wey i quote na my own u carry for head.U don chop 2day?

I don chao well... fufu with egusi + roundabout... bloody oaf!