₦airaland Forum

Djicemob: Spot on bro,This is me too.I bought the darkest of the versace shades i could lay my hands on just for observation purpose and avoiding awkward situations.

kind of assholes you'd find on nairaland:
1. the empty barrel
example: ...bought the darkest of the VERSACE shades...
tales by moonlight!

PointB: Guy no vex jo. Na true you talk, not all yorubas are like that. The gallant soldier, the topic of this discourse, is an example, as well as you. Respect!

Roger that!

PointB: Yorubas.

Always first to inject tribalism into every thread. Shame

@topic,

Let me join balanced Nigerians to wish Adeboye Obasanjo speedy recovery. Respect to all Nigerian soldiers - the dead, the dying, the wounded, the living, the brave, and the gallant! God bless you all!

you sef don Fu*k, see as u just generalize... so because some parochial kinsmen are biased all Yorubas are now the same? oga o... you sef no better...

Lilimax: Nice write up but would have been good if Pastor Chris and
Anita saga is left out of the story

You gave salient tips about successful marriage...

any derogatory remarks here?? pastors are humans not deities. btw learn what you can Nd be balanced in your thinking

Kinkybraids: At the moment its not about money since im still studying but afterwards studies it will be. Now its mainly about Chemistry, like do we click or not... I cant spend hours with a guys even though he doesn't captivate me. Looks wise Im a bit picky but in a very accommodating way. I like tall guys... if you are short... I dont even even look at you. I dont like light guys (its a preference). I just think you should be an average guy but not too hansom.

I also want the guy to be really educated and driven...ambition is so sexy for me. Above all else Chemistry is the key factor

hmm...issue clarified... over ambitious dudes are usually recipes for trouble... looks, no one wants to date a fugly guy... education is very important not just when considering prospect and all, you should be able to have intellectual discourse with ur boo + when you start your family too...

Kinkybraids: So you are saying i attract other picky people? lol Pinky and Kinky? it rhymes but I still dont get the pun

before the any exposE... picky in terms of money, looks??

Kinkybraids: i dont understand what you mean by this... Forming? and pinky?

yeah... the picky ish... you attract the kinda person that approaches you by ur own signals; visual or otherwise... and the pinky part, figure out the pun

Dygeasy: PICKY oga. PINKY bawo?

clap for yourself dude.. It's actually a PUN... jeez did u ever watch "pinky and the brain " ret@rd

Kinkybraids: I'm too picky and Im still focused on other things that I value more than a relationship but I will admit it it does get lonely

another Saturday is approaching, be forming PINKY

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hiya Nairalanders! I have a DELL XPS15 for sale,
need to get a newer laptop!
Specification:
- 8GB RAM
-1Terabyte HDD
- Windows 8.1
- 3.2GHz processor
- Intel core i7
- Nvidia 525m processor
- 1GB dedicated Vram
Price: 100k
Location: Lekki, Lagos State
Contact: 08135985240, 7E30B08A
please, abeg I need only serious buyers!

hiya Nairalanders! I have a DELL XPS15 for sale,
need to get a newer laptop!
Specification:
- 8GB RAM
-1Terabyte HDD
- Windows 8.1
- 3.2GHz processor
- Intel core i7
- Nvidia 525m processor
- 1GB dedicated Vram
Price: 100k
Location: Lekki, Lagos State
Contact: 08135985240, 7E30B08A
please, abeg I need only serious buyers!

Omotolu: ...I am also concerned about the many lack of meanings in most of these songs,like dorobuccl,shoki,eminado and the likes.I don't listen to their booty songs...

slangs are an integral part of communication in this part of the world. I believe anyone should have the freedom to coin any slang and ascribe anything they feel like to it.
1.dorobucci: the song explains itself. Listen to the lyrics
2. shoki: is a dance routine / step, just like the nae nae, reject even the moonwalk.
3. eminado: is a good luck charm usually made from cowries worn my native wrestlers from the east. you can fill in the gap.
to me, the issue is in how morals have been debased, look around you, it's everywhere; religious houses, schools, places of work... the rot stinks everywhere.
the average youth doesn't give two hoots about your lyrics, look at Timi dakolo, etcetera, GT and so on, Iyanya is a perfect example of the dire situation we find ourselves (but That's none of my business )
For me, I listen to classics, rap, soft rock...
N.B: Timaya should be shot for that remix with Sean Paul

bennyrazz: Decent ladies don't wear ankle chain, waist beads aka ileke, mascara, eyelashes, nails, G-strings and the rest. They wear whatever is moderate

na person like you carry ashawo pass... your secret go soon leak like radiator...
my own z anything you are comfortable with, without sending wrong messages about your person, go for it!

hiya Nairalanders! I have a DELL XPS15 for sale, need to get a newer laptop!
Specification:
- 8GB RAM
-1Terabyte HDD
- Windows 8.1
- 3.2GHz processor
- Intel core i7
- Nvidia 525m processor
- 1GB dedicated Vram
Price: 100k
Location: Lekki, Lagos State
Contact: 08135985240, 7E30B08A
please, abeg I need only serious buyers!

lonelydora: My nephew was born on 08.08.08 in the night but I'm not sure of the time shaa.

going to be one 8ful nigguh

barackodam:


Na question I ask na, cee as una attack me

odikwa answer

barackodam: Where's naija

shoved up your nose

crusader01: Deal with it!

seems you got it right...

wanted to be an Architect and to God's glory I'm one now.

these artworks are the thoughts of a deranged person with an easel and a brush ... crap and more crap

crusader01: Nigerians need prayer because we are not going to win.

go back to your crusade o ye doomsday As*hole

sexzskil: THESE DO NOT STOP THE FACT THAT BLACK AFRICANS ARE A CURSE TO THE HUMAN RACE

you are a perfect example!

Systeme101: When wil wen stop fooling ourselves? and how does this contribute to solving the problems of an average nigerian?....dis is capital flight nd a shame!

the average Nigerian with tribalism entrenched in his soul, the average Nigerian who is always bitter and would not see anything in good light, the average Nigerian that would litter everywhere with pure water sachet, the average Nigerian who doesn't give a damn about his neighbours. Is it that one or which one??
It's always easy to see wrongs everywhere but It's an helluva task to do the right thing. #MyOpinion

the dress is alright, at least she has the decency of covering up her goods but wait oh, shey na compass dm take draw her eyebrows ?

Donkaz: Why is there no pics of it moving on salt water? Why is there no pics of it moving on salt water?

not moving on the salt water... it is powered by salt water

abdulwastecx: u don't get the gist...if a man can be that unfair to u will u still praise him?

1. He is not a man
2. Sin
3. His ways are not our ways

Gaystar: What's so wrong about his comment? pls get a life because everything is indeed vanity

exuding bitterness from every pore. I'm enjoying myself online after a good day at work, I thank my God for the gift of life... About me getting a life... you are certainly in no position to tell me that... drop the aggression, you shall not die young!

abdulwastecx: you want me to thank God when he created me in land locked Mali, Niger or Burkina faso where I hardly experienced 3months rainfall, where famine is a regular occurrence.

why should I tanked God when he created Dangote with all his billions and created lme and so many million Nigerian in penury...

the list is countless, religion is pointless, soft minded people capitalized on the gullibility of poor people to sell them stupid ideology

despite all these you are alive and well... That's enough reason

McLuhan: Beware of covetousness: for a man's life does not consist in the abundance of the things he possesses (Luke 12:15).

For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out of it (1 Timothy 6:7).

cnt you just appreciate God for the creativity he gave man? cnt you Thank Him for the wonderful vegetation? Can't we just Thank the Almighty Father for being God!
hypocrite!

tsolz150: Please bro;dont bring the holy prophet into your arguement. This is not a muslim thread.thank you

Didn't mean any harm... Just trying to pass a message across. my point is whether Christianity or Islam, no matter How concise the holy books are concerning different issues, people would still twist teachings to support their claims, it has been happening and would still happen to the end of this life as we know it. peace be unto you, have a nice day