₦airaland Forum

johnjohnson:
10k ,with two pads, 8gb m/c loaded with pes n gta

last last? plus location?

2cato:
Wole soyinka has been attacking gej is when gej failed to give any of his numerous children ministarial post. Mad Old Proffesor. Besides i thaught they say gej is a wickling and clueless.

mad old professor? you are indeed very st2pid for that singular statement. you cld barely string sentences together, yet you readily cast aspersions at someone of Soyinka's intellectual stand.
If you continue like this, your future is in jeopardy!

Alphaoscar:
That was my nick in secondary school then before Jehovah take control. I was the class captain and also the king of the jungle.


But I share no trait with the Nigerian man Prof Wole Soyinka described in the above article.

see as this one dey put himself for trips

odepacy:
Bcuz is nt a gud biz, ny biz trade by nite is nt gud biz

now I see the reason behind your moniker... Ode oshi

YungwizzzyPt7:
Is she a midget?

2nd pix tho
(no offeinse)

na "is she a midget? " first come your mind?
are you a fool? pops into mine

dhantey324:
... I thought d OP was Seun (seyanu's sis)..

Opus Dei!

"Please permit me to crave your
indulgence for support not only for your
widow's mite but in what ever way or
form you can help in respect to
Oluwaseyanu Bahsorun. Seyanu is the
only son of his parent and has one sibling
Oluwaseun, he's an undergraduate of
FUTA (Federal University of Technology
Akure) studying Applied Geology. He's
been diagnosed of Lymphoblastic
Leukaemia (Cancer of the Blood) and he's
currently at OAUTH (Obafemi Awolowo
University Teaching Hospital) undergoing
some form of palliative treatments which
has only helped in managing the
condition so far. At the moment, he's in a
critical state undergoing chemotherapy
with his parents by his sick bed and doing
all they can with his only sister to ensure
their son and only brother gets all the
help he needs to live again. Seyanu needs
11 Million Naira to undergo a surgery
(Bone Marrow Transplant), so far the
family with the help of so many people
have been able to raise 3Million Naira
and still have 8Million Naira to raise.
We've made our own little contribution
as a family, and part of the contribution is
ensuring that everyone we know get to
hear about Seyanu's case and offer their
assistance in any way they can. The Token
or Contribution you would make might
just be all Seyanu needs to live again.
Care to Support? You can make donations
to: Oluwaseyanu Bahsorun Diamond Bank
Account 0055612503 or Text 'Clinic' to
32285. If you are an MTN Subscriber, SMS
cost 30Naira Only. If you need any
clarification or more information you can
reach his Only Sister Seun on
08132047374. May God reward your
Labour of Love.
Please Help #VivaSeyanu"
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Olaskybab:
May God heal him

Amen

"Please permit me to crave your indulgence for support not only for your widow's mite but in what ever way or form you can help in respect to Oluwaseyanu Bahsorun. Seyanu is the only son of his parent and has one sibling Oluwaseun, he's an undergraduate of FUTA (Federal University of Technology Akure) studying Applied Geology. He's been diagnosed of Lymphoblastic Leukaemia (Cancer of the Blood) and he's currently at OAUTH (Obafemi Awolowo University Teaching Hospital) undergoing some form of palliative treatments which has only helped in managing the condition so far. At the moment, he's in a critical state undergoing chemotherapy with his parents by his sick bed and doing all they can with his only sister to ensure their son and only brother gets all the help he needs to live again. Seyanu needs 11 Million Naira to undergo a surgery (Bone Marrow Transplant), so far the family with the help of so many people have been able to raise 3Million Naira and still have 8Million Naira to raise. We've made our own little contribution as a family, and part of the contribution is ensuring that everyone we know get to hear about Seyanu's case and offer their assistance in any way they can. The Token or Contribution you would make might just be all Seyanu needs to live again. Care to Support? You can make donations to: Oluwaseyanu Bahsorun Diamond Bank Account 0055612503 or Text 'Clinic' to 32285. If you are an MTN Subscriber, SMS cost 30Naira Only. If you need any clarification or more information you can reach his Only Sister Seun on 08132047374. May God reward your Labour of Love.
Please Help #VivaSeyanu"

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sold!
thread closed

Airforce1:
Yes they bought new Adidas for all the players
But I feel more comfortable n my evo power..
And I gt it 7600 (seventy six hundred)

I'm a Nike man... but love the spirit in those kicks mehn... wld get the evo soon sha

@airforce1 dm dash una the Adidas? can see quite a number there...
btw how much did u gt ur evoPower?

@jessyj616 this is some hilarious shiii... Some points are true tho, bt I have found out that some Naija females are a tad insecure, you drop a compliment and they almost go psycho on you.
As a rule I don't ff any chick on the street, lai lai, some girls are like Kanye, so so heartless *wink* some wld start making calls or increase their pace...
•in ideal situations I compliment babes in my own tested-okay way, I talk abt her eyes, how her accessories match her carriage or anything I can think of (I might relate her gold chain to her smile), her smile etc
•I don't use BEAUTIFUL (she has heard it over and over again) other adjectives wld suffice.
• Eye contact is important, when talking to her look into her eyes, don't overdo it tho, she might be intimidated and become defensive.
• another important thing is to give her some space, don't crowd her personal space (she needs to trust you, or feel at ease with you first before you can have that privilege)
• Importantly be confident nt cocky, choose your words wisely (you never can tell ) a female homo sapien remembers shii, so watch it!
• you must be well dressed, not flashy but clean and comfortable threads
• you must smell good , body and mouth too Okay?

Other things too sha, practice makes you better...

CAVEAT:
All these might not apply when you are faced with your crush (you will most definitely be reduced to a monosyllabic troglodyte )

Hawlahscho:
has it been fixed now?

yes o! finally

please, I have a Tecno P3 and the
headache z that I can't send messages
from the fuxker! Got message centre
number from MTN but I CAN'T find
where to CHANGE my MESSAGE CENTRE
NUMBER on the P3... Please I need help
to fix this issue, thanks!

please, I have a Tecno P3 and the headache z that I can't send messages from the fuxker! Got message centre number from MTN but I CAN'T find where to CHANGE my MESSAGE CENTRE NUMBER on the P3... Please I need help to fix this issue, thanks!

virtual7:
i knew it.
so even your teachers knew you as an oaf.
dilapidated buffoon.

haven't seen "buffoon" in a while... care for breakfast?

I can be so evil a while back... PES 2011...aguero D Milito Messi attack Higuian as my 10... I was nicked Konami! Whooped any nigguhs ass 5goals upwards (beat a guy 11nil two straight games he wanted to pick a fight )
losing to me in FIFA z always so annoying because I score 'advert' goals + I can whyne for Africa!

sod09:
I used to hide pad wen playing pk against computer;d
I can't forget wen I came back from 3 goals to win, I frustrated my brother he started crying. . mom got angry she seized d console

evils

virtual7:
i guess dats wat all ur teachers normally call you in class(oaf)
cos of d rate at which u use d word.
and tanx for proving to b a nini (IQ dat cant make phone call).
so stu.pid,lowlife mo.ron

so you finally learnt a new word, sweet! glad to be of help... Lemme guess wah u do?? you must be an applicant! frustrated pikin...

it depends tho... I love cooking when I have the time...But my gf coming over and not cooking? hmmm... I wld ginger the girl, heavy petting in the kitchen + I have strong Worktops in there... trust me cooking wld be fun!

virtual7:
village boy..
you wish.

and the oaf missed the pun... That's expected, with an IQ that can't make a phone call...

lai lai... Architecture below chemistry & bch??

virtual7:
mundu,keeping up with who?
handsome goat

kardashians? Gee, my nigguh Robb!

segun Eyerinze be looking like a Nok culture terracotta or some shii

WinkWrld:
Do you know how many people are gay especially in Nigeria! You will be amazed. Even many of ur friends. Are you gonna kill ur friends or jail them.? If you are using an iPhone then u are gay . I will keep my iphone proudly

what z this one saying?

Olateef:
Pls who is he? I resides in Sudan...

you RESIDES in Sudan and ur dumb

virtual7:
yes you fagg.ot

*yawn* you trying to keep up... issorai, but a Nissan wnt race a Bugatti man...

virtual7:
miserable lad,run along

who me? hardly bozo

virtual7:
hello mr odenson, who gives three shiiits abt ur opinion too?
if yu r too dull to understand what i typed,im not here to tutor you.

dull? I wld think circles all around you and leave you twisted! oaf

Jarus:
But strike rate of our strikers is not impressive

Yekini was our best, 37 goals. The next was distant 22 goals, Odegbami.

Guess what? Asamoah Gyan has 45 goals for Ghana already. Eto'o and Drogba scored not less than 55 goals for their national teams each.

so?? hop off ur soapbox abeg