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Daminaj1:
Dele Momodu is the uncle to |Davido's babymama and this is going to be one intresting Drama as both families are powerful



[b]"A sober Davido after Immigration officers stopped his family from travelling with his baby with Sophia Momodu without her mother's consent last night at MMIA. NIGERIA HAS CHANGED INDEED and we salute the courage of the Immigration team that refused to be intimidated by wealth!

DAVIDO being consoled last night by an Uncle after all his yelling at Immigration officers that he's untouchable was rebuffed and his sister's American passport was seized and his dad could not travel on Emirates as planned...dele momodu u are big fool...money miss road..just becuz people don't want ur time .warming all corrupt officials bed..Ediot ,agbaya Oshi..ur doom is near..carry ur old cargo niece go Italy make she go find her prick size joor..and leave d young man alone..must u marry every random pussy dat gets pregnant for u...old woman getting pregnant for a young boy ..,she should be ashamed..but looks like shamelessness runs in ur family.,looking at ur pedigree..

All the phone calls to Abuja by Davido's powerful family failed to impress the highly professional officers at MMIA as they tried to travel illegally with a seven month old baby they had seized from her mum months ago!"[/b]


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CecyAdrian:
Baby daddy wahala

Atlantian:
poor people always justify their poverty status by finding consolation in equality at death. I am sorry to say, in life and in death, there is hierarchy.

Gidoka:
Supporting u bro

Eve62:
*pours him water* wake up.

govee:
A girl I have being chasing for six month now sent me this message, wait checking my inbox....
here it goes "HELLO! I THINK U WILL BE A GOOD HUSBAND MATERIAL TO UR WIFE, N I BELIEVE SHE GONNA ENJOY YOU SO MUCH' end of quote. Please NLs is this girl coming for me now or she just sent it? drop your comment pls.

catchfun:
lalasticlala
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/explain-borno-adamawa-attacks-fayose-tells-lai-mohammed/

Trove:
This mst b a lie. I can bet u dat pix is nt recent. Onazi is in Lagos. Yesterday was his wedding and we both chilled somwhr in Lekki.

engrshakespeare:
Licking indeed. Your trying to be funny, but the joke is on u. Na wa o, a whole prince

Aviero:
Too bad! Most of 'em truck drivers are just reckless.

How about settle what you're supposed to settle and go in peace.

Now, he's killed a soldier, and he'll pay for it. Families of both will suffer, too. Stoopid, really Stoopid!

shaggyosas:
You sound like a happy n exciting person. Wouldn't mind to meet u.

haywire07:
You are also high!
Just look at ur post

muaa:
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other

Echelle:
guy wida nah. Everythg na toasting lines ooo. Dat statement alone made her laff n laff n laff n laff n laff n said yes!!! NOTE: am myself nt any ritual biko. I reject it iJn.

GoodSamaritan:
let me toast u then. Why not allow me to insert my sim card into your phone. Am sure u will like the ringing tone

Dobxy:
This thread should be pushed to JOKE angle, I've gotten more than expected

DonUjay:
The craziest thing I told a Girl in an attempt to toast her was "I Like this your Y*nsh". Don't ask me how it ended

laptopsale:
Funny you

vybzkartel:
BJ...brother julius aka Mouth Action..lol

But what is head?

dovelike:
Vietnam Woa. Anyways, open a bank account there and ask them to connect with your bank in Nigeria. I think funds can be transfered easily through banks

ehinmowo:
dis man remains innocent until convicted. pple dt did dis should be charged

Studs:
Police dn use this one do entertainment for station

Mjshexy:
I like this guy's zeal & sagacity, he has been very impressive this season...

PrinceEvolution:
no dem go bring well abi gutter...lol

INTROVERT:
they said no more jerrycan sales so it's on to bucket and when the say no more bucket sales who knows if they will bring GP TANK to buy fuel.

Naijasinglegirl:
Early this year some guy tweeted he won’t cough more than fifty thousand naira for his wedding and Nigerian Twitter went hard on him.
Say what?
So many Nigerian couples have been engaged for more than fifteen years and the excuse is always FUNDS for a wedding ceremony!
I decided to make a list based on this budget and realised a 50K wedding is possible. I mean a proper wedding with a bridal train, cake, small chops, drinks, wine and jollof rice. You’ll even end up with N50 change by the time you are done.

See list below…

A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000
Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown: N3500
White high heels from Dealdey: N3500
Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000
Tailor Workmanship: N3000
Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000
Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500
Groom old tie: N0
12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000
Ozone Relaxer: N150
Bride Accessories (Old ones): N0
Hairdresser charges: N1700
Groom Haircut: N300
Best Man- Freestyle with old suit: N0
Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0
Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own): N0
Bridal Makeup DIY: N0
Bridal train makeup DIY: N0
Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300
Car hire from relative or friend: N0
Car Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500
Fuel: N3000
Wedding Venue (Church in Lagos): N0
Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0
Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0
Reception Venue (Open field Somewhere at Ota): N0
Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000
Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): N0
Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably): N0
London used mobile phone speaker from computer village: N2000
Wedding Cake from Cakes&Cream: N3500
Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300
Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100
Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350
A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to Ota): N1500
Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000
Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500
One packet of cabin for small chops: N700
5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500
Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500
Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500
Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500
Miscellaneous: N500
Balance: N50

Now you can share this with someone planning a wedding soon.
Happy married life in advance!


http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-throw-a-nigerian-wedding-with-n49950-only/

k4kenny:
Turns out there's a separate justice system for the rich all over the world, not just the third world. SMH for the parents who think they're helping their obviously troubled son. If care isn't taken, he might self-destruct. The world has truly gone to the dogs!

PaulJohn1:
If Buhari's administration is serious about local content and building a strong economy, it should be made mandatory that elected officials only use Nigerian vehicles, especially those of indigenous technology like IVM.

BTW, this is one sector that GEJ and his team should be applauded, even though the bad supersede his good deeds.

livapul86:
Holy Fu ck......Now i really believe this is some End time $Hit......

kode12:
Is it just me or does this guy look like oshiomole